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* House Speaker Michael Madigan gave a double thumbs up at the House Personnel and Pensions Committee hearing this week…

posted by Rich Miller
Friday, May 3, 13 @ 8:38 am

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  1. I don’t want to risk a ban for life but I’d like to tell the Speaker where he can stick those thumbs.

    Comment by Stones Friday, May 3, 13 @ 8:39 am

  2. Filling in for both Siskel and Ebert…

    Comment by Aldyth Friday, May 3, 13 @ 8:41 am

  3. The Speaker confirms Brown’s lunch order with the Committee Clerk.

    Comment by Give Me A Break Friday, May 3, 13 @ 8:44 am

  4. Let’s go get those greedy state employees, guys and gals.

    Comment by PublicServant Friday, May 3, 13 @ 8:47 am

  5. “Mr. Speaker, on a scale from one to two, how many thumbs up would you give Steve Brown’s job performance this session?”

    Comment by Dirty Red Friday, May 3, 13 @ 8:48 am

  6. “How was Rich Miller’s explanation of Cullerton’s negotiated bill, Mr. Speaker?”

    Comment by Dirty Red Friday, May 3, 13 @ 8:51 am

  7. What has two thumbs and runs this state? This guy!

    Comment by Rail Sitter Friday, May 3, 13 @ 8:53 am

  8. Fooled them again! Voters will be happy we passed comprehensive pension reform! Judges are unaffected and can not be swayed by personal reasons!Therefore, they can allow this to pass Constitutional muster when the State is sued for violating the pension guarantee clause.

    Comment by Nickypiii Friday, May 3, 13 @ 8:54 am

  9. Why even bother with other house members

    Comment by RNUG Fan Friday, May 3, 13 @ 8:55 am

  10. One, still have hair. Two, it’s still not white. Ba-zing.

    Comment by Former Titan Friday, May 3, 13 @ 8:57 am

  11. I think he is performing Pearl Jam’s Hitchhiker:
    you fool, dude what do what you think you’re doing?
    so you’re lost, my problem, that’s not
    conductor says, “off of my train”
    we understood, guest/host relationships ain’t my thing
    even if i could, you aint the kind of person i would help anyway
    i’m about to explode
    cuz i can’t carry your load
    hitchhiker… go, hitchhiker
    you’re cool, and cold in your calculations
    we’re friends, only because of my situation
    i’m about to unload
    cuz i can’t carry your load
    hitchhiker… go, hitchhiker
    hitchhiker…
    so be gone, too soon is too late
    i dont want no delay
    so be gone, get your food off someone else’s plate
    go tell all your friends
    i’m an idiot and you’re great
    hitchhiker… hitchhiker…
    now go, hitchhiker… go, hitchhiker

    Comment by nobody Friday, May 3, 13 @ 8:57 am

  12. Here comes the supreme court buzz saw! Lol

    Comment by foster brooks Friday, May 3, 13 @ 8:57 am

  13. Whose got two thumbs and can’t wait for his celebratory lunch apple? This guy!

    Comment by The Lowly LA Friday, May 3, 13 @ 9:01 am

  14. “The shipment of Apples arrived.”

    “The Republican Caucus is confused…”

    “Cross wants to know if we can vote on it today, he has a tee-time tomorrow he can’t miss.”

    “Don’t worry about the Senate, Heather Steans is counting votes for you.”

    “Speaker, your ’special meeting’ with confused Freshmen is set for 2 today.”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, May 3, 13 @ 9:05 am

  15. We’re Number 1! (in House-Senate softball, pension legislation, and Pension Bill Numbers).

    Comment by Leatherneck Friday, May 3, 13 @ 9:05 am

  16. “Follow my thumbs and you’ll always be safe.”

    Comment by been there Friday, May 3, 13 @ 9:11 am

  17. @Rail Sitter…must add “speaks French…”

    Comment by Mongo Friday, May 3, 13 @ 9:12 am

  18. “Ladies and gentlemen, this is how we protect our phoney baloney jobs.”

    Comment by HGW XX/7 Friday, May 3, 13 @ 9:15 am

  19. “Speaker, did we do that right?”

    “We put the thrown out Nekritz/Cross languange in the recycle bin, not the trash…”

    “Speaker, President Cullerton wants the Bill back in the Senate as soon as you can …”

    “Speaker, your ‘I’m a Slytherin House Republican’ t-shirt arrived today …”

    “Speaker, you want chocolate syrup on your ‘Pension Bill’ Breyer’s Ice Cream?”

    “Speaker, where should Rep. Bost throw the bill, up or down?”

    “The House GOP is going to Caucus, is it ok if they borrow a closet to meet, for convenience?”

    “Speaker, we are giving all the ‘Yes’ voters a ‘Fire Madigan’ shirt we bought of eBay, cool?”

    “Nine out of 10 in committee, not bad?”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, May 3, 13 @ 9:15 am

  20. “Hey Man, it that Freedom Rock?”

    “Yeah, Man!”

    “Well turn it up, Man!”

    Comment by Ron Burgundy Friday, May 3, 13 @ 9:19 am

  21. Two thumbs up for passing the pension bill. Shoot this bill up Cullerton’s…

    Comment by Mama Friday, May 3, 13 @ 9:20 am

  22. “Speaker, your ‘Percy the Pension Penguin’ stuffed animal was just delivered to Quinn’s office.”

    “Speaker, Bruce Rauner is going to comment on pensions again…”

    “Saputo’s just called, they are adding ‘Madigan’s Pension Pasta’ as the Thursday ’speacial’ for you…”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, May 3, 13 @ 9:23 am

  23. Where is Thumbkin? Where is Thumbkin? Here I am! Here I am! How are you today sir? Very fine I thank you. Run away. Run away.

    Comment by Tardis Friday, May 3, 13 @ 9:29 am

  24. More Cowbell Mr. Speaker?

    Comment by unclesam Friday, May 3, 13 @ 9:30 am

  25. “Henry can sit on these…”

    Comment by Save a horse ride a Harley Friday, May 3, 13 @ 9:32 am

  26. 11 years in prison for pay to play with UNO

    Comment by doedoa Friday, May 3, 13 @ 9:37 am

  27. “Ambidextrous”

    [I’d love to see the thought bubble above Yelverton’s head.]

    Comment by walkinfool Friday, May 3, 13 @ 9:50 am

  28. The Speaker tried to enhance the effect of his ‘happy face’ by showing two thumbs up…

    It still looked a bit creepy

    Comment by OneMan Friday, May 3, 13 @ 9:52 am

  29. Madigan responds to Rich Miller’s request to rate his latest “Oscar the Puppy” video.

    Comment by Wensicia Friday, May 3, 13 @ 9:53 am

  30. “OK. Now the moment we have all been waiting for all these years…Billboard’s turn to put his 30 votes on the board. Let’s get to the floor.”
    “Oh, that’s right, he never said he had 30 “yes votes.”

    Comment by CircularFiringSquad Friday, May 3, 13 @ 9:56 am

  31. I thought that was Conan O’Brien!

    Comment by Nearly Normal Friday, May 3, 13 @ 10:09 am

  32. …then the Rock clamped down both thumbs on the machine gun to blast away the bad guys. I felt the power.

    Comment by zatoichi Friday, May 3, 13 @ 10:15 am

  33. The Fonz!!

    Comment by nieva Friday, May 3, 13 @ 10:16 am

  34. Where are all the eyes….ON DIS GUY!

    Comment by DoubleD Friday, May 3, 13 @ 10:26 am

  35. 318 days until st.Patrick day

    Comment by foster brooks Friday, May 3, 13 @ 10:36 am

  36. This rare photo shows Speaker Madigan using the invisible yoke with which he controls the flight path of the House. The yoke’s support is also invisible, but every citizen of Illinois knows that the yoke’s on us.

    Comment by aufjunk Friday, May 3, 13 @ 10:44 am

  37. Here’s how you love on your reduced pension — for lunch you boil a hot dog, for dinner you have a hot dog, the next day for lunch you have a hot dog….

    Comment by Quizzical Friday, May 3, 13 @ 10:54 am

  38. Meant to say ‘live’ not ‘love’

    Comment by Quizzical Friday, May 3, 13 @ 10:56 am

  39. “Speaker, your new rollerblades came today.”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, May 3, 13 @ 11:01 am

  40. Up yours

    Comment by Rob Roy Friday, May 3, 13 @ 11:21 am

  41. “Do you want the “Billy Baroo” Gavel for the floor vote?”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, May 3, 13 @ 11:34 am

  42. Thy will be done!

    Comment by mokenavince Friday, May 3, 13 @ 12:03 pm

  43. Stealing a quote from the late Doc “pension” Holiday, “I’m your Huckleberry”

    Comment by Tombstone Friday, May 3, 13 @ 12:04 pm

  44. And when Lisa gets in I will rule everything!!!!!!

    Comment by Irish Friday, May 3, 13 @ 12:07 pm

  45. Speaker Madigan shows his solidarity with Sen. Murphy, the day after the House-Senate Softball Game

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, May 3, 13 @ 12:13 pm

  46. “So, I’m driving down Archer Avenue …”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, May 3, 13 @ 12:15 pm

  47. “I use ‘this’ thumb when I vote ‘yes’, and I use ‘this’ thumb to make sure YOU vote ‘yes’ …”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, May 3, 13 @ 12:17 pm

  48. “Um, Speaker … did YOU … eat… the last brownie Rep. Lang brought today?”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, May 3, 13 @ 12:24 pm

  49. rat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat….isn’t this fun!!!

    Comment by The unknown poster Friday, May 3, 13 @ 1:10 pm

  50. “9-1. Splendid. Who wants a celebratory apple?”

    Comment by Arthur Andersen Friday, May 3, 13 @ 1:21 pm

  51. Speaker Madigan responds to comments by Oswego Willy on the yesterday’s “Never Bet Against the Speaker” thread.

    Comment by HenryVK Friday, May 3, 13 @ 1:22 pm

  52. “So, Speaker, did you enjoy ‘Ironman 3′?”

    “Mr. Madigan, we told all those testifying against your Bill, ‘You’ll be fine’ …”

    “Leader Cross is excited, only 24 of his 47 are going to vote against him and you!”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, May 3, 13 @ 1:27 pm

  53. Speaker Madigan watches as Oswego Willy and - HenryVK - “Hug it Out”…

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, May 3, 13 @ 1:28 pm

  54. “As you can see by this chart, the ‘Madi-Knife’ sales for this Spring Session are up, due in large part to the Super-Majority, we hoipe you approve?”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, May 3, 13 @ 1:34 pm

  55. Steve, all you have to do now is tell Rich Miller what to print!

    Comment by TrackerOne Friday, May 3, 13 @ 2:26 pm

  56. MJM doing his Senor Wences imitation. Johnny, s’awright? S’awright.

    Comment by Darienite Friday, May 3, 13 @ 2:36 pm

  57. I burned my prints off years ago !!!!

    Comment by railrat Friday, May 3, 13 @ 3:47 pm

  58. “Mr.Yelverton, you may now stand.”

    Comment by Friend of Nicky Friday, May 3, 13 @ 3:56 pm

  59. As you can see today ladies and gentlemen, my head is not that large. It was distorted on the video because Miller was holding the camera in my face like this the whole time.

    Comment by 47th Ward Friday, May 3, 13 @ 4:18 pm

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