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Posted by Barton Lorimor (@bartonlorimor)

* Bill Daley at a Mexican Independence Day parade this past weekend…

Caption?

posted by Rich Miller
Monday, Sep 9, 13 @ 11:52 am

Comments

  1. I would like to introduce my running mate …

    Comment by Spliff Monday, Sep 9, 13 @ 11:52 am

  2. “PROOF! POLITICIAN STEALING CANDY FROM CHILD IS FACT”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Sep 9, 13 @ 11:59 am

  3. “S’awright? S’awright.”

    Comment by 47th Ward Monday, Sep 9, 13 @ 12:02 pm

  4. The new star of “Three Amigos Dos: The Littlest Amigo.” Also pictured, the actor portraying the evil “El Guapo’s” great-grandfather.

    Comment by Harness Racing Fan Monday, Sep 9, 13 @ 12:02 pm

  5. Hey look, I got a picture with one of the Three Amigos.

    Comment by the unknown poster Monday, Sep 9, 13 @ 12:05 pm

  6. Don’t have a caption, but in the interest of providing everyone with some foder, that is the Cook County Jail behind Daley to the right.

    Comment by Justin Monday, Sep 9, 13 @ 12:11 pm

  7. “Hey Kid, that Quinn Jello Pop in your mouth is nothing compared to the sweets you’ll get if you elect me.”

    Comment by Pete Monday, Sep 9, 13 @ 12:11 pm

  8. Me gusta lollipops.

    Comment by 60611 Monday, Sep 9, 13 @ 12:12 pm

  9. Bill Daley, former chair of Chair of the Clinton Administration’s Task Force on the North American Free Trade Agreement, is now looking for a youngster in a Canadian tuxedo to complete the set.

    Comment by Soccermom Monday, Sep 9, 13 @ 12:12 pm

  10. “I love suckers too, kid. That’s why I’m running for Governor.”

    Comment by Ron Burgundy Monday, Sep 9, 13 @ 12:13 pm

  11. “Rauner’s pandering to the hunters? I’ll show HIM some pandering!”

    Comment by Ron Burgundy Monday, Sep 9, 13 @ 12:15 pm

  12. “Brooks Brothers does not make Sombreros. Yet.”

    Comment by Empty Chair Monday, Sep 9, 13 @ 12:18 pm

  13. Badges, you say Mr. Quinn? We ain’t got no badges. We don’t need no badges! I don’t have to show you any stinkin badges!

    Comment by The Dragon's Breath Monday, Sep 9, 13 @ 12:19 pm

  14. “Say hello to my little friend’”

    Comment by Emanuel Kant Monday, Sep 9, 13 @ 12:22 pm

  15. Lucky Day: In a way, all of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us. But as sure as my name is Lucky Day, the people of Santa Poco can conquer their own personal El Guapo, who also happens to be *the actual* El Guapo!

    Comment by Biker Monday, Sep 9, 13 @ 12:25 pm

  16. Un caballero pequeno, una cabeza grande.

    Comment by wordslinger Monday, Sep 9, 13 @ 12:33 pm

  17. “I know, you wanted the donkey pinata but these nice elephant ones are twice as good”.

    Comment by Mouthy Monday, Sep 9, 13 @ 12:33 pm

  18. Just used the banishment hammer. THINK before you post? ;)

    Comment by Barton Lorimor Monday, Sep 9, 13 @ 12:38 pm

  19. Lolly pops! Come along my little ones! Lolly pops!

    Ice cream, chocolate! All free today!

    Come along kiddie winkies!

    http://youtu.be/zUnhfvGdmmw

    Comment by Pot calling kettle Monday, Sep 9, 13 @ 12:39 pm

  20. Ummm…you sure that’s not former Steeler great Terry Bradshaw imitating Bill Daley?

    Comment by Decaf Coffee Party Monday, Sep 9, 13 @ 12:40 pm

  21. @kettle, @decaf - That’s solid.

    Comment by Barton Lorimor Monday, Sep 9, 13 @ 12:44 pm

  22. OK, kids. Lunch is over. Back to Comptrolling for me. Be smart.

    Comment by Barton Lorimor Monday, Sep 9, 13 @ 12:45 pm

  23. “Unclear on the Concept: Daley Vote-buying?”

    Comment by Juvenal Monday, Sep 9, 13 @ 12:56 pm

  24. Let me get my head under your hat, kid, Im burnin up in this sun!

    Comment by overcooked Monday, Sep 9, 13 @ 1:00 pm

  25. While neither of these two appear to be the least bit Mexican, at least the kid is tryin’.

    Comment by A guy... Monday, Sep 9, 13 @ 1:11 pm

  26. Cisco Kid was a friend of mine!

    Comment by Leave a Light on George Monday, Sep 9, 13 @ 1:14 pm

  27. Chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip… LONNEEEEEEEE!

    Farley-farley-farley-farley-farley-farley… Hafurrrrrrr…

    Kinut, hoooooola widdle! Tas, habble… sohn.

    and you can quote me.

    Comment by the unknown poster Monday, Sep 9, 13 @ 1:15 pm

  28. “Which looks more like a satellite dish kid, my head or your hat?”

    Comment by And I Approved This Message Monday, Sep 9, 13 @ 1:21 pm

  29. “Boy, this is so beneath me”

    Comment by James the Intolerant Monday, Sep 9, 13 @ 1:28 pm

  30. Rauner’s hedge fund purchases car-sized sombrero manufacturer. (Pictured on white car in the background). Daley poses with spokesman (Foreground).

    Comment by PublicServant Monday, Sep 9, 13 @ 1:35 pm

  31. Having found someone for whom the name Daley was not synonymous with insider dealing and political corruption, the candidate posed for a photo.

    – MrJM

    Comment by MrJM Monday, Sep 9, 13 @ 2:01 pm

  32. You look old enough to vote right?

    Comment by FormerParatrooper Monday, Sep 9, 13 @ 2:03 pm

  33. Kid, help me get back up, I’m stuck.

    Comment by Anonymous Monday, Sep 9, 13 @ 2:12 pm

  34. “If it’s sabado, it must be azul shirt day.”

    Comment by Dry Blanket Monday, Sep 9, 13 @ 2:23 pm

  35. Thank you Mr. Daley. But I think you look better in the khaki shorts.

    Comment by siriusly Monday, Sep 9, 13 @ 2:48 pm

  36. We got the hdo back up and running

    Comment by rahmmy Monday, Sep 9, 13 @ 2:53 pm

  37. pancho and lefty

    Comment by pro Monday, Sep 9, 13 @ 3:01 pm

  38. President Bill Clinton told me to do more retail politicking - ;)

    Comment by NW Illinois Dem Monday, Sep 9, 13 @ 3:04 pm

  39. Must be out of Chicklets…

    Comment by Jake From Elwood Monday, Sep 9, 13 @ 3:14 pm

  40. @Overcooked: You got it nailed.

    I imagined Daley saying, “Listen nino, you’ve got a full head of hair. I need that sombrero more than you do!” Sort of like the pols asking for our tax dollars repeatedly!

    Comment by None of the Above Monday, Sep 9, 13 @ 3:16 pm

  41. A changed Hank Schrader survives the shoot out and dedicates his life to promoting tooth decay.

    Comment by Calhoun Native Monday, Sep 9, 13 @ 3:27 pm

  42. Cook County jail escapee attempts to blend into the Mexican Independence Day celebration

    Comment by wayward Monday, Sep 9, 13 @ 3:51 pm

  43. Mike TeeVee, posing with Slugworth just before entering the Wonka factory.

    Comment by Anonymous Monday, Sep 9, 13 @ 4:06 pm

  44. O/T, but I’ve been so distracted by the apparent trampoline on top of the minivan right next to the Jail (behind Daley) and related scenarios that I can’t come up with a decent comment.

    Comment by Ali Ata Monday, Sep 9, 13 @ 4:15 pm

  45. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and Willy Wonka references … high bar today, well done.

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Sep 9, 13 @ 4:15 pm

  46. ‘Ya lead them with the candy,
    while ya fleece em in the pocket…’

    Comment by zatoichi Monday, Sep 9, 13 @ 4:17 pm

  47. This is one of those trick photos where the guy in the sombrero is actually half a block back, right?

    Comment by Chavez-respecting Obamist Monday, Sep 9, 13 @ 4:29 pm

  48. @AliAta. It is reminiscent of Arrested Development, Season One with the stair car.

    Comment by Ron Burgundy Monday, Sep 9, 13 @ 4:52 pm

  49. The Daley Campaign heads South. (26th street)

    Comment by WestSider Monday, Sep 9, 13 @ 4:59 pm

  50. A young Cisco Kid and a tall, bald Pancho

    Comment by Nearly Normal Monday, Sep 9, 13 @ 5:17 pm

  51. What the heck is Zorro doing in the picture with Terry Bradshaw?

    Comment by Anonymous Monday, Sep 9, 13 @ 5:33 pm

  52. “I tell ya, winning the election will be as easy as taking candy from a baby!”

    Comment by Crafty Girl Monday, Sep 9, 13 @ 7:43 pm

  53. A lollipop for you and some kind of trucking consulting contract for your mom’s minority business enterprise. Another month of this and I’ll have the Anglos in Mexican traditional garb vote wrapped up.

    Comment by Quizzical Monday, Sep 9, 13 @ 11:03 pm

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