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Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 10:08 am
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“I was a gymanst at Dartmouth”
Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 10:10 am
Words mean whatever I say they mean!
Comment by Mighty M. Mouse Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 10:12 am
Stantis forgot to include the Walter Payton Prep T-shirt under the coat.
Comment by Wensicia Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 10:14 am
“Taste of Chicago”
Comment by aufjunk Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 10:14 am
Still standin’…
Comment by Commonsense in Illinois Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 10:14 am
“Glad I wore my Florsheim”
“So, THAT is what stepping in a cow patty tastes like”
“After this, I will have to go to one of the Houses that has the gym inside”
“Oh! I think I just twisted my spineless”
“Chicago changed the salt formula for the streets this year.”
“Didn’t know a knee-jerk reaction would lead to a foot”
“$7.25. $7.25. $7.25 Foot Insertion!”
“Hey, is that Carharrt ‘new’?”
“Carhartt makes bibs, Bruce, but seeing you taht way, they need to be broken in to do THAT.”
Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 10:16 am
I eat raisin bran with my feet
Comment by PoolGuy Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 10:16 am
“Better to step on it than in it this time!”
Comment by Arthur Andersen Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 10:17 am
Bad taste. Cut wages of my “shoeshine boy”.
Comment by chad Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 10:17 am
- Wensicia -,
Good on you with the T-Shirt add.
Well done!
“Caption”
Campaign Staff approves of Bruce Rauner’s new Media Strategy.
Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 10:18 am
Bruce: “How about this look? Does it scream ‘Average Joe?’”
Schrimpf: “Urgh, let me shake the Magic 8-Ball!”
Comment by MrCR Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 10:28 am
Doing the Hokey Pokey.
Comment by Bill Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 10:36 am
I’d rather have my foot in my mouth than the taste of Union filth there!
Comment by PublicServant Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 10:38 am
Yes this is funny, but to really describe Baron Von Carhartt you would have to drawa cranial rectal insertion.
Comment by Chunga's Revenge Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 10:46 am
‘My shoeshiner needs a pay decrease’
Comment by Northbroke Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 10:46 am
Rauner doing the Romney Two step.
Comment by Irish Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 10:46 am
flush
Comment by Super anon Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 10:49 am
“Actually, shoe leather is quite delicious. I’ll recommend this to minimum wage earners after I slash their earnings.”
#HowToFeedYourFamilyWithLessMoney
Comment by Wensicia Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 10:53 am
“Yeah, well, could Blair Hull do THIS?!?”
Comment by ChinaTown Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 11:00 am
“Now I feel like Mayor Daley.”
“I thought I paid extra to prevent this.”
“Paid Media my foot!”
“Ususally I have ’someone’ do this FOR me, so …”
“Hoe does it feel being a ‘Regular Guy’ there Champ?”
“I look just like a flamingo I have at a Florida residence, or at both Florida residences …”
“Gregory Marmalard, ‘63″
Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 11:01 am
Rahm Emanuel taught me to this amazing dance move while we were vacationing together.
Comment by Upon Further Review Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 11:03 am
His comment on min wage is truly how he feels and shows the elitist attitude he has as a individual. He is just like the Mayor. They look down on people and truly despise government workers.
Comment by Anonymous Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 11:04 am
next time I do this Illini Tuddy may put me in the pizza oven, head first
Comment by PoolGuy Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 11:08 am
We can’t raise the minimum wage until we can compete on the same level with Chinese shoemakers.
Comment by Casual observer Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 11:12 am
“(garbled) You will see…I will take it to the Unions …they are the bad guys …”
“Glad my Campaign Staff didn’t make me wear work boots.”
“You know how many Pilate Classes I had to go to to do this?”
“This is still probably easier than just telling the truth and having one position.”
Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 11:13 am
Walmart shoes?
Comment by foster brooks Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 11:15 am
Rich guy who thinks politicians get elected by simply pandering finds that simply pandering ain’t as easy as a rich guy writing million dollar checks to his campaign.
Comment by Carl Nyberg Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 11:16 am
I order to eat Cole Hahn correctly it must first be properly seasoned and served with just a dash of caviar.
Comment by Obama's Puppy Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 11:19 am
“Bruce Rauner doing his best Kirk Dillard impersonation.”
Comment by imitation Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 11:23 am
“…on the other hand Florsheims have a nice, piquant after-dinner flavor - heavy, but with a touch of mellow smoothness.”
Comment by Wensicia Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 11:28 am
The Rockettes are looking for one good man.
Comment by atbat Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 11:32 am
Since my pay got cut to $7.25, this is all I can afford to eat.
Comment by AFSCME Steward Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 11:34 am
Poor Bruce, he can’t help it. He was born with a silver foot in his mouth (plagiarized from the late Governor of Texas, Ann Richards about George Bush)
Comment by Sunshine Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 11:41 am
I was doing back flips so fast my leg swung around landed in my mouth, one minute I am talking about the watch, the next minute the press is talking about all my homes and money, the next minute minimum wage…..
Comment by 3rd Generation Chicago Native Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 11:46 am
It’s even harder to talk out both sides of your mouth with your foot stuck in the middle.
Comment by Lottie O'Neill Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 11:48 am
“When we were vacationing together, Rahm taught me some cool ballet moves.”
– MrJM
Comment by MrJM Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 11:51 am
If they’d only let me finish I was gonna bring up the 47% who live off the system.
Comment by Anonymous Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 11:59 am
It used to take two and a half hours of this before I could afford to buy a watch.
Comment by TDM Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 12:00 pm
I don’t understand. I was following the Gidwitz-Roeser script and they know what it takes to win elections don’t they??
Comment by veritas Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 12:13 pm
Top 20th Century Contortionist: Harry Houdini
Top 21st Century Contortionist: Bruce Rauner
Comment by been there Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 12:27 pm
This is how I got that big tax loss for the Farm. Called it Hoof in Mouth Disease.
Comment by Arthur Andersen Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 12:42 pm
During an unexpected encounter with a Joe Sixpack voter, Rauner attempts to hide his imported leather shoes.
Comment by AFSCME Steward Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 12:50 pm
I make the hourly minimum wage every FIVE seconds!!
Comment by truth hurts sometimes Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 1:44 pm
Rauner begins to assume the rich guy candidate position
Comment by Phineas J. Whoopee Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 3:14 pm
“Don’t feel too bad. At least you’re still a regular guy.”
Comment by Grandson of Man Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 4:11 pm
I really don’t think Rauner is this flexible, physically or politically.
Comment by Jake From Elwood Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 4:32 pm
“See, folks–this is how ya do it, how I like to twist and turn things around, first, in my mouth, beFORE I open it up, and then what I’m saying comes out as speaking outside of both sides of my mouth–it’s pretty simple really…!”
Comment by Just The Way It Is One Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 4:36 pm