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* This pic was sent to me by the Quinn campaign. It features a man holding a Bruce Rauner sign standing in front of a pile of Illinois State Fair manure. I don’t know whether this was staged or not, but they claim it’s a Rauner supporter..

Heh.

Try very, very hard to keep your comments clean. I know it won’t be easy, but try. Thanks.

…Adding… This is obviously no Rauner supporter. I didn’t look at the sign closely enough, but it has an anti-Rauner message, which certainly gives the caption a different potential twist.

posted by Rich Miller
Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 9:40 am

Comments

  1. The affluent before the effluent.

    Comment by dupage dan Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 9:42 am

  2. And who has their finger on the start button for that conveyor? LOL

    Comment by Stones Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 9:43 am

  3. “Bruce Rauner: piling up the success stories.”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 9:43 am

  4. Shawshank Redemption Fans for Rauner strikes again! You really need to post the “after” photo.

    Comment by Jimmy Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 9:44 am

  5. Rauner’s promise to clean up Sprinfield, includes the State Fair which has some of the less pungent mess.

    Comment by Robert0117 Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 9:44 am

  6. A Rauner support stands in front of Quinn’s explanations about hiring at IDOT.

    Comment by OneMan Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 9:44 am

  7. Also look at the sign…

    Beat the heat with a tax cheat, if it is a Rauner supporter it would appear to be one they duped…

    Comment by OneMan Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 9:46 am

  8. Bruce Rauner’s Campaign is shows adding a ‘lil love’ will do to a boring story…

    BTW, the “sign” really doesn’t have a “pro Rauner” message, so if it is a supporter…yikes.

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 9:46 am

  9. Politics is like fertilizer. Sometimes you’ve got to dig into and spread some (manure), to get the best results in the end.

    Comment by Anonymoiis Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 9:47 am

  10. === but they claim it’s a Rauner supporter.. ===

    Methinks the Quinn campaign is dispensing some manure with this statement.

    Comment by Norseman Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 9:47 am

  11. This sign only scratches the surface of the long list of questions about Rauner’s business dealings and taxes.
    When voters see the long list- nursing home abuses, tax dodges, wage and hour law violations, pay to play with Stu Levine and Ed Rendell- Rauner is bi-partisan when it comes to making money- and who knows what else,he’ll be toast

    Comment by Truthteller Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 9:47 am

  12. S.O.S. in Illinois

    Comment by Griz Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 9:47 am

  13. If he’s a Rauner supporter, he doesn’t know how to read.

    Comment by Wensicia Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 9:48 am

  14. Sadly, this man fell into the manure after attempting to do the “Quinnocchio Shuffle”

    Comment by Sausage Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 9:48 am

  15. ==This sign only scratches the surface of the long list of questions about Rauner’s business dealings and taxes.
    When voters see the long list- nursing home abuses, tax dodges, wage and hour law violations, pay to play with Stu Levine and Ed Rendell- Rauner is bi-partisan when it comes to making money- and who knows what else,he’ll be toast==

    Normally i don’t like to judge, but I gotta say that’s a terrible photo caption

    Comment by Anonymoiis Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 9:48 am

  16. Rauner for Governor of the Cayman Islands.

    Comment by jimbo Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 9:49 am

  17. Yep, Bruce is feeding us a lot of BS and here get a sack and take home some!

    Comment by Nearly Normal Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 9:49 am

  18. Raunerbot so excited, he grabs the first sign he sees with Rauner’s name on it….

    …and stands next to what farmers, the um, “backbone of Illinois” smell when they think of money…

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 9:49 am

  19. Man stands in front of a symbolism of the 2014 Illinois Governor’s race.

    Comment by Norseman Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 9:50 am

  20. He’s a retired AFSCME member who is in no way a Rauner supporter.

    Caption “I support Bruce and all his Bull@88t!”

    Comment by Spliff Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 9:50 am

  21. “Can you see my Rauner sign. Go Bruce!”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 9:50 am

  22. “Ok you press people…whose gonna dig in to get those tax returns?”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 9:52 am

  23. He is clearly a Rauner supporter - can’t you see the “Rauner for Governor” sign he’s holding for his native Cayman Islands? (the palm tree shirt is a dead giveaway)

    Comment by Sausage Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 9:52 am

  24. “Da boss lost his $18 wrist watch in here. Anybody wanna help me hunt for it?”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 9:52 am

  25. This sign only scratches the surface of the long list of questions about Rauner’s business dealings and taxes.
    When voters see the long list- nursing home abuses, tax dodges, wage and hour law violations, pay to play with Stu Levine and Ed Rendell- Rauner is bi-partisan when it comes to making money- and who knows what else,he’ll be toast

    Most ranting caption contest entry ever!

    Looking forward to your next one

    Comment by OneMan Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 9:53 am

  26. Most candidates leave leaflets or confetti after speaking. Bruce Rauner leaves behind a symbol of his truthfulness.

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 9:54 am

  27. “Don’t let Quinn fool you! That’s not just fertilizer he’s spreading!”

    Comment by Wensicia Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 9:54 am

  28. “Really. You’re sure they won’t recognize their governor just ’cause I’m wearing these shades and this goofy hat?”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 9:54 am

  29. Lets have him stand in front of something that represents what our claim of him being a Rauner support is…

    Yeah that’s the ticket.

    Comment by OneMan Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 9:55 am

  30. I was told if I hold this sign I would get free chips.

    Comment by Casual Observer Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 9:55 am

  31. Kid in background: “Why does Springfield smell different from the rest of the state?”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 9:56 am

  32. On the bright side, there’s gotta be a pony somewhere!

    Comment by A guy... Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 9:56 am

  33. “Ok, now take one without the hat…”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 9:56 am

  34. “The other end of this chute is at the state capital building.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 9:58 am

  35. Visitor stands in front of physical representation of the reason they called off the torchlight parade this year…

    Comment by OneMan Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 9:59 am

  36. Hey, where’s Oberweis? I smell that fresh ‘dairy-air.’

    Comment by Stuff happens Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 9:59 am

  37. Found: a pile of Rauner talking points.

    Comment by TS Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 9:59 am

  38. Few had seen the business end of the Quinn press operation before…

    Comment by OneMan Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 9:59 am

  39. The IL problem:

    Current Governor: just a pile of manure here.

    Rauner, lets put the manure on the field to get better yield out of the crops.

    Just so you city folks know, farmers call a pile of manure, money in the bank. And frankly, it is.

    Comment by the Patriot Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 10:00 am

  40. It takes “this” much to explain the headaches of Rauner every week..,

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 10:01 am

  41. “Ok, let’s try it with the hat again, and hold the sign right side up this time…”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 10:03 am

  42. “Hold the sign a little straighter, Governor. Yeah, that’s it. Then after this we’ll get some photos of you cooking out on the grill for all your friends.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 10:04 am

  43. When you want the BS to stop, vote for Bruce Rauner for Governor!

    Comment by Sunshine Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 10:05 am

  44. Can we just acknowledge what a sweet gig ‘Governor of the Cayman Islands would be?

    Paid for by Kay-Jay for Cay-Man

    Comment by kj Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 10:06 am

  45. “It’s a ‘Winnetka’ message. It means, ‘I say enough of this, it’ll stick to someone’s shoes’…or something…”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 10:09 am

  46. “I’m Tommy Bahama and I approve this message.”

    Comment by The End Is Near Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 10:11 am

  47. ===Just so you city folks know, farmers call a pile of manure, money in the bank. And frankly, it is.===

    Yep. It’s the smell of money. Hog farmers especially love the “smell” of their animals…bi-products and it meaning money.

    “Caption?”

    “Which ‘talking point chip’ do we take home as a souvenir?”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 10:12 am

  48. Rauner (for Governor of the Cayman Islands)?

    Comment by Jimmy Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 10:18 am

  49. I seen opposition research dumps before but this is ridiculous.

    Comment by Bluefish Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 10:18 am

  50. Woman in red: “Has my ex-husband been through here?”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 10:20 am

  51. “We ain’t got jobs, but we got plenty of this.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 10:24 am

  52. On a side note The Quinn campaign took or found the Photo. Why lie that it is a supporter? If you were going to stage it why not just pick up one of his signs at the R tent and make it look legit? Sloppy

    Caption “This is one end of the Alimentary Canal the other is up the street at the intersection of Capital and Second.”

    Comment by Mason born Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 10:25 am

  53. “Vote for Bruce ‘Clumpy’ Rauner for governor!”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 10:26 am

  54. Quinn supporter bashes Rauner in front of Democratic platform.

    Comment by Southwest Cook Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 10:28 am

  55. “Hi I’m Billy Bob standing here at the state fair in front of the Pat Quinn political machine”

    Paid for by Bruce Rauner

    Comment by Empty Suit Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 10:32 am

  56. Schrimpf, “Holy cr**!”

    Comment by Jimbo Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 10:32 am

  57. Staffer Ready to Slap World’s Largest Post-It Note on Rauner Budget Plan

    Comment by Noper Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 10:34 am

  58. Retired AFCSME employee flies in from his retirement home in Florida for a photo shoot with the Quinn crew. Change of clothes not necessary for populist theme.

    Comment by Phenomynous Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 10:35 am

  59. “Business has been booming here at the souvenir shop. All I have left is this here sign and some Pat Quinn mementos”

    Comment by Empty Suit Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 10:37 am

  60. Wensicia - “If it’s a Rauner supporter, he doesn’t know how to read.”

    That’s generally what I assume about all of the Rauner supporters too. /joking

    Comment by Jimbo Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 10:38 am

  61. There will be no waste in my administration!

    Comment by elder lobbyist Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 10:39 am

  62. Woman in red: “At the price of beef today, that’s about the closest thing I’m gonna get to it.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 10:40 am

  63. Horse@%&^ political fans, it’s all over. What’s all over? Horse&^@*

    Comment by Soccertease Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 10:41 am

  64. “Union endorsements for Bruce Rauner are pouring in by the truckload!”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 10:41 am

  65. Old people think this kind of stuff is funny or something.

    Comment by VanillaMan Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 10:42 am

  66. With credit to “Back to the Future”, it looks like Biff is all grown up.

    Comment by Bogey Golfer Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 10:43 am

  67. Bogey Golfer

    Excellent!

    Comment by Anyone Remember Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 10:46 am

  68. “Wait till you see how high this can get!”

    Comment by walker Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 10:54 am

  69. Jimbo at 9:49 isn’t me. Can you pick a new handle man? This one’s taken bro.

    Comment by Jimbo Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 10:55 am

  70. “I made a pile in private equity.”

    Comment by Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 11:02 am

  71. “Because Pat Quinn my pension is funded by money in the Caymans, I can afford to fly back and say his opponent shouldn’t profit off of Cayman investments.”

    Comment by Anonymoiis Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 11:07 am

  72. Did you hear the one about the politician that had a BA, MS, and PhD?

    Bull Sh*t; More of the Same; Pile it Higher and Deeper.

    Comment by Joe M Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 11:13 am

  73. “When the legislature runs over Squeezy, this is what you get!”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 11:13 am

  74. “I got two days off from my job at IDOT to hold this sign for 20 minutes.”

    Comment by Arthur Andersen Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 11:48 am

  75. Hurry up and take the picture. I need to dive in there and find that pony before it’s too late!

    Comment by 47th Ward Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 1:12 pm

  76. “William from Oswego, IL, poses for the camera as Governor Quinn’s campaign team prepares their next press release in the background.”

    Comment by Anonymoiis Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 1:36 pm

  77. Ron Cooley’s distant cousin working a beat.

    Comment by Amalia Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 2:26 pm

  78. Only my Mom calls me “Bill”…so you’re not my Mom.

    If it was me, I would slip and fall like “Slip and Sue”, just to prove a point…

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 2:34 pm

  79. The Gentleman was quoted as remarking, “And I’M so mad about how Rauner plays games with avoiding paying his OWN Taxes now and runs off with his mula to invest in a place like the CAYmans instead of right here in Illinois, in our OWN Backyards, that not only am I gonna THROW this Sign right IN there when you’re done taking this Photo, but I’d ALso like to mention that if you see that it’s a bit DARKer with those clumps up in there around 6 ‘o clock, well, all I can say is that I just got back from the Washroom myself and threw, well, let’s just say that pile of good ‘ol home-grown Illinois Manure up there may’ve gotten a bit of an EXtra icing on the Cake…!”

    Comment by Just The Way It Is One Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 2:55 pm

  80. The new GTRC indoor summer ski jump complex will start qualification runs at 3:30 Sunday.

    Comment by zatoichi Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 3:07 pm

  81. === Oswego Willy - Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 2:34 pm:

    Only my Mom calls me “Bill”…so you’re not my Mom.

    If it was me, I would slip and fall like “Slip and Sue”, just to prove a point…===

    Hey buddy, in the spirit of the Fair, I’m cutting you some slack and not commenting on this one about you slipping and falling and what you’d be falling into. Restraint abounds.

    Comment by A guy... Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 3:22 pm

  82. Love Willy’s Comment @ 9:43 am (classic) and Jimbo @ 9:49 am (I bet he’d win out THERE for SURE)!! (Also, AA @ 11:48 am–good stuff)…!

    Comment by Just The Way It Is One Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 3:23 pm

  83. Quinn should use some of that manure to light a fire under his Ag Dept. to line up some corporate sponsors for the fair.

    The anemic sponsorship lineup grinds my gears every year. How is it possible that there isn’t a soft drink sponsor? Or McDonalds? Or WGN? Or a Walgreens Health and Wellness Fair?

    How about the world’s largest agricultural commodities futures exchange, beneficiaries of a huge, special tax break at the height of the recession?

    How about the enormous Illinois farm implement manufacturer, named after the Illinois dude who invented the self-scouring plow! It’s sick that Deere and CME aren’t sponsors.

    How about all the corporate welfare mooches with their hands out for grants and EDGE credits all the time? You could go on and on. Put it an effort and sign them up.

    Here are links to the Illinois State Fair sponsors and the Wisconsin State Fair sponsors. Read ‘em and weep. Somebody’s not hustling, somebody is. It’s pathetic.

    http://www.agr.state.il.us/isf/sponsor/

    http://www.wistatefair.com/wp/fair-sponsors/

    Comment by wordslinger Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 3:23 pm

  84. - A Guy… -,

    Keep your guys in line then! lol

    “Caption?”

    “This is Illinois Manure, not that Montana Ranch manure. (Sniffs) …’see’, you smell that? Now take my picture.”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Aug 8, 14 @ 3:52 pm

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