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* If you were writing a movie script about the 2014 Illinois campaign, what would it be called? Bonus points for naming actors who’d play the various roles.
posted by Rich Miller
Tuesday, Oct 14, 14 @ 1:57 pm
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“Pensions & Payouts”
Comment by Carl Nyberg Tuesday, Oct 14, 14 @ 2:00 pm
lol…
Sam/Frank
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Oct 14, 14 @ 2:01 pm
O Brother, Where Art Thou?
Ed Gale as Jason Barickman
Comment by Ducky LaMoore Tuesday, Oct 14, 14 @ 2:02 pm
Oh, and Stephen Root as Rich Miller
Comment by Ducky LaMoore Tuesday, Oct 14, 14 @ 2:02 pm
Mr. MaGoo versus Simon Lagree
Comment by Norseman Tuesday, Oct 14, 14 @ 2:03 pm
“Student Government”
Starring
William Hurt as Rauner
Bill Zwecker as Quinn
Special cameo - Rich Miller
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Oct 14, 14 @ 2:03 pm
Day After Election Day Vacation.
Chevy Chase as Pat Quinn
Randy Quaid as Mike Frerichs
Beverly D’Angelo as Shelia Simon
Comment by Hank Z Tuesday, Oct 14, 14 @ 2:04 pm
The Write-in Winner
Oswego Willy as himself
Comment by AFSCME Steward Tuesday, Oct 14, 14 @ 2:05 pm
Dumb and Dumber
Comment by Peoria guy Tuesday, Oct 14, 14 @ 2:08 pm
“Props and Gags - The Joke’s on the Voters”
“The Leaky Mansion”
“And Now These Messages…”
“Another Along The Side of The Road”
“Base - Off Base, a Turnout Story”
“Who Do I Make The Check Out To?”
“Constitutionally Queasy ”
“We’re Not Wisconsin!”
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Oct 14, 14 @ 2:10 pm
===Oswego Willy as himself===
Who would believe it…Hmmm…
“Who Would Believe it”
…
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Oct 14, 14 @ 2:12 pm
@Hank Z
Add JBT as the mother-in-law.
Comment by Bogey Golfer Tuesday, Oct 14, 14 @ 2:12 pm
A remake- “There Will Be Blood”
Louis K as Pat Quinn
Richard Jenkins as Rauner (Dad from 6ft under)
With Daniel Day Lewis reviving his role as Lincoln but in ghost form
Comment by anonymous Tuesday, Oct 14, 14 @ 2:13 pm
Bloodtober - The Final Reckoning
Comment by Rich Miller Tuesday, Oct 14, 14 @ 2:13 pm
Peoria guy FTW!
Comment by Roadiepig Tuesday, Oct 14, 14 @ 2:15 pm
Bridge Over Troubled Water
Comment by Enviro Tuesday, Oct 14, 14 @ 2:15 pm
I’m insisting on royalties for inspiring this question!
Comment by A guy... Tuesday, Oct 14, 14 @ 2:15 pm
“Those Are The Choices?”
“ILL-In-I.L.L.”
“Who Do You Want Me To Be?”
“Hidden Nuggets”
“The Oppo Folder”
“For The Man Who Has Everything”
“Coming Back Home - A Union Story”
…
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Oct 14, 14 @ 2:16 pm
“Falling Down” with Rauner reprising Michael Douglas’ roll as a man who snaps , and chaos ensues…
Comment by Roadiepig Tuesday, Oct 14, 14 @ 2:17 pm
Mr. Blue Sky: The Legend of Pat Quinn
Pat Quinn: John C. Riley
Rauner: Will Farrell
Vallas: James Cromwell
Sanguinetti: Eva Longoria
Comment by Come on man! Tuesday, Oct 14, 14 @ 2:17 pm
“Up in Smoke”
Cheech Marin - Pat Quinn
Tommy Chong - Bruce Rauner
Comment by Six Degrees of Separation Tuesday, Oct 14, 14 @ 2:17 pm
Diddler on the Roof.
Jason Alexander as Pat Quinn. Donald Sutherland as Bruce Rauner. Gary Busse as Rich Miller. Paul Linde (nevermind we’ll dig him up) as W Slinger. Jim Carey as OW.
Comment by A guy... Tuesday, Oct 14, 14 @ 2:18 pm
(Working on a Cast…)
“What Do The Women Think?”
“Outside Your Comfort Zone”
“Career Bosses & Union Politicians”
(That is my favorite!!)
…
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Oct 14, 14 @ 2:19 pm
The Pirates of the Illinois: The Curse of the Pension Funds A Mike Madigan Original Production
Written, Produced, Directed and Legal work done by Mike Madigan.
Clint Eastwood as Mike Madigan
Tina Fey as Lisa Madigan
Brian Dennehy as Pat Quinn
No one will play Bruce Rauner do to his refusal to join SAG.
Comment by Steve Tuesday, Oct 14, 14 @ 2:19 pm
“How a Billionaire Almost Bought an Election”
Pat Quinn - played by Jimmy Stewart
Bruce Rauner - played by Donald Trump
Comment by Tim Snopes Tuesday, Oct 14, 14 @ 2:19 pm
“Not As It Seems”
“Down Ballot”
“Second Bananas”
“Can’t & Won’t”
“Back and Forth”
“Can We Make That An Ad?”
“Sticking to the Wall”
…
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Oct 14, 14 @ 2:24 pm
Quinngarry Glen Rauner
Jack Lemmon as Pat Quinn
Alec Baldwin as Bruce Rauner
Ed Harris as Paul Vallas
Alan Arkin as Evelyn Sanguinetti
Kevin Spacey as Mike Schrimpf
Al Pacino as Rahm Emanuel
“First place is a Cadillac. Second place is a set of steak knives. Third place is you’re fired.”
Comment by 47th Ward Tuesday, Oct 14, 14 @ 2:26 pm
“Full Carhartt Jacket.” Starring Craig T. Nelson as Bruce Rauner. Jon Voight as Pat Quinn.
Comment by Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner Tuesday, Oct 14, 14 @ 2:27 pm
National Lampoon’s Illinois Politics
Pat Quinn - Brian Dennehy
Bruce Rauner - Woody Harrelson
Paul Vallas - Gene Hackman
Evelyn Sanguinetti - Tina Fey
Rahm Emmanuel - Al Pacino
Bob Fioretti - Steve Lawrence
Comment by Stones Tuesday, Oct 14, 14 @ 2:27 pm
“Lisa, Jesse, Judy & The Rest”
“Apple Sauce”
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Oct 14, 14 @ 2:28 pm
Spear and Shield, a story of irresistible amounts of campaign money meeting immovable quantities of political savvy, starring Howie Mandel as Pat Quinn and Will Ferrell as Bruce Rauner.
Comment by AC Tuesday, Oct 14, 14 @ 2:30 pm
Tommy Boy.
Comment by Stuff Happens Tuesday, Oct 14, 14 @ 2:31 pm
“Never Say Rauner Again”
Sean Connery as Pat Quinn.
Bill Murray as Paul Vallas.
Mitt Romney as Rauner.
Comment by IrishPirate Tuesday, Oct 14, 14 @ 2:32 pm
In keeping with my “never” theme
“Never Call Retreat: The Pat Quinn Story”
George C Scott as Patt………I mean Pat Quinn.
Comment by IrishPirate Tuesday, Oct 14, 14 @ 2:37 pm
It’s All Downhill From Here
Starring Phil Mahre as Joe Slade White
And Vitok Bogataj as Bruce Rauner
Comment by Master of the Obvious Tuesday, Oct 14, 14 @ 2:38 pm
Oops, premature click.
Tommy Boy:
James Cromwell as Rauner instead of Akroyd as Zalinsky.
Larry David as Pat Quinn (he’d have to eat a few burgers), instead of Chris Farley.
Bryan Cranston as Paul Vallas, instead of David Spade.
Comment by Stuff Happens Tuesday, Oct 14, 14 @ 2:39 pm
“The Bumbler” (NRI funds, IDOT patronage) vs. “The Tumbler” (changing campaign positions, falling polls)
Comment by Jocko Tuesday, Oct 14, 14 @ 2:42 pm
(Pension) Apocalypse Now
Staring Jonah Hill as Pat Quinn and Mads Mikkelsen as Bruce Rauner.
Comment by Angel's Sword Tuesday, Oct 14, 14 @ 2:45 pm
“This Is My Story & I’m Sticking To It”
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Oct 14, 14 @ 2:45 pm
The Trashcan and The Explorer starring Jeremy Clarkson as Bruce Rauner and James May as Pat Quinn
Comment by AC Tuesday, Oct 14, 14 @ 2:46 pm
Oops. Forgot to read the instructions
The Kings Speech (on the state’s fiscal health)
Colin Firth as Pat Quinn
Geoffrey Rush as Bruce Rauner
Comment by Jocko Tuesday, Oct 14, 14 @ 2:46 pm
One Flew Over The Springfield Nest
Starring: Jack Nicholson as Rauner/McMurtay, who pretends to be a mental patient to gain admittance; Danny DeVito as Quinn/Martini, who remains delusional, Louise Fletcher as Brooke Anderson/Nurse Ratched, who passes notes and pills to keep candidates in line, Christopher Lloyd as Vallas/Redfield, a highly educated paranoid. I’m working on Sanguinetti.
Comment by Louis G Atsaves Tuesday, Oct 14, 14 @ 2:46 pm
Rebel Without A Candidate
Staring We Are One Illinois.
Comment by Angel's Sword Tuesday, Oct 14, 14 @ 2:49 pm
I’d call it “Doom” but that title’s already taken. Perhaps “Illinois and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Election.”
From above I like James Cromwell for Rauner, John C. Reilly for Quinn, John Lithgow as Vallas, Sofia Vergara as Evelyn Sanguinetti (can she do pratfalls?), Carol Burnett as JBT, Jamie Lee Curtis as Sheila Simon, and Zach Galifinakis as Rich Miller.
Comment by Ron Burgundy Tuesday, Oct 14, 14 @ 2:50 pm
Cast
William Hurt - Rauner
Dabney Coleman - Quinn
Bryan Cranston - Vallas
Constance Marie - Sanguinetti
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Oct 14, 14 @ 2:51 pm
Mr. Smith Stays Away From Springfield.
Comment by lake county democrat Tuesday, Oct 14, 14 @ 2:52 pm
“The Learning Curve”
“The :30 Second Life”
“Oh Yeah! What About This?!”
“Herd The Lemmings”
“How Does It Poll?”
“This IS The Real ‘Me’…”
“3rd Choices, 3rd Chances, 1st Time”
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Oct 14, 14 @ 2:56 pm
“Table Talk - The Tribune Endorsement”
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Oct 14, 14 @ 2:59 pm
= No one will play Bruce Rauner do [sic] to his refusal to join SAG =
Ding!
Comment by cover Tuesday, Oct 14, 14 @ 3:03 pm
“…And You Know What?”
“The Final Bell”
“If You Say It Enough…”
“The Only Poll That Counts”
“Pluses”
“Did You See Capitol Fax?”
…
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Oct 14, 14 @ 3:05 pm
“Toeing the Status Quo” - A Joint
Brian Baumgartner as Pat Quinn
The late James Rebhorn as Bruce Rauner
Lesser known Baldwin as Dan Rutherford
A broken record player as Kirk Dillard
Ice-T as Tio Hardiman
Ed Harris as Paul Vallis
Marlo Thomas as Evelyn Sanguinetti
Ted McGinley as Tom Cross
Arne Duncan as Mike Frerichs
My kid’s history teacher as Lisa Madigan
Dennis Quaid as Paul Schimpf
Billy Dee Williams as Jesse White
Any deer caught in the headlights as Mike Webster
Someone’s great aunt as Judy Baar Topinka
Someone’s part-time librarian as Sheila Simon
Produced by the dysfunctional two-party system.
Directed by Mike Madigan
Comment by Jake From Elwood Tuesday, Oct 14, 14 @ 3:12 pm
Psycho - Oh sorry you said movie I thought you said reality show.
Comment by Empty Suit Tuesday, Oct 14, 14 @ 3:14 pm
Raunaway Jury
Also “Never Say Rauner Again” made me laugh out loud.
Comment by Boone's is Back Tuesday, Oct 14, 14 @ 3:23 pm
Rauner’s Millions
Ted Night as Bruce Rauner
Brian Dennehy as Quinn
Comment by Try-4-Truth Tuesday, Oct 14, 14 @ 3:36 pm
“It’s a Ad, Ad, Ad, Ad World”
“Citizen Con” staring Orson Wells as Bruce Rauner
“Son of Flubber” staring Fred MacMurray as Pat Quinn
“A Fake in the Crowd” staring Andy Griffith as Bruce Rauner
“For a Few Million Dollars More” staring Klaus Kinski as Dan Proft
“Dr. Strangemath or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Pension Crisis” staring Peter Sellers as Mike Madigan
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly staring Clint Eastwood as Wordslinger, Lee Van Cleef as Oswego Willy and Eli Wallach as BANNED
Comment by MrJM Tuesday, Oct 14, 14 @ 3:46 pm
“The Devil wears Carhart”
“Money can’t buy me love”
“Shaken not stirred”
Comment by CD Tuesday, Oct 14, 14 @ 3:58 pm
—”Full Carhartt Jacket”—
Love it.
Maybe try Danny Devito as Quinn
Comment by LaFlare1017 Tuesday, Oct 14, 14 @ 4:06 pm
“No Springfield for Old Rich Men”
Comment by Try-4-Truth Tuesday, Oct 14, 14 @ 4:08 pm
“Missed it by/that much”
Jim Carey as agent Smart (Rauner).
Sarah Palin as Agent 99 (sanguinetti). sp?
Ernest Borgnine as the Chief (Quinn)
Comment by Casual observer Tuesday, Oct 14, 14 @ 4:10 pm
“Bootlick” staring Jim Sweeney
Comment by railrat Tuesday, Oct 14, 14 @ 5:00 pm
“Homer Simpson Meets Mr. Burns”*
Now playing at a polling place near you
* As themselves
Comment by Keyser Soze Tuesday, Oct 14, 14 @ 5:03 pm
Pq- gene Hackman
Br- James woods
Comment by Florida Tuesday, Oct 14, 14 @ 6:13 pm
“Everything Must Go” with Pat Quinn conducting the yard sale.
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