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* A sea of red today…


Epic #Confetti! #BlackhawksRally http://t.co/pKBOaExAvt pic.twitter.com/rZ40aRGwz2

— NBC Chicago (@nbcchicago) June 18, 2015

* Note the black captain’s “C” jersey…


Gov. Rauner has his #Hawks gear on ready to take the stage http://t.co/GSZwCwRjOO pic.twitter.com/aCTMjBQe9n

— NBC Chicago (@nbcchicago) June 18, 2015

posted by Rich Miller
Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 1:31 pm

Comments

  1. Tony O.!

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 1:33 pm

  2. Captain? Go back to springfield and do what your elected to do. Unless you ran to always be on stage Governor?

    Comment by A on looker Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 1:35 pm

  3. Tony O, “Governor, I know about shutouts…”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 1:36 pm

  4. You can’t become a billionaire If you operate in the red.

    Comment by 47th Ward Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 1:36 pm

  5. “I can’t believe I have to spend the day with so many union workers, ugh.”

    Comment by The Captain Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 1:36 pm

  6. Red, black…who cares. Green is the only color that matters, and I got it by the truckload,baby!

    Comment by 3rd Party Needed Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 1:36 pm

  7. Rauner, “I’d go back to work, but why start now?”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 1:37 pm

  8. “Where’s Rocky, that pauper…”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 1:37 pm

  9. How’d he get a ticket?!? I saw they were selling on Ebay for $250 apiece.

    Still bitter. The whole Ticketmaster thing was a fiasco.

    Comment by Stuff Happens Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 1:38 pm

  10. Rauner, “How nice, such spirit, whose jersey do you have on, old timer?”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 1:38 pm

  11. “Let me as this guy if he’s seen any Blackhawk players…”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 1:39 pm

  12. “Look at all of the Canadian and Swedish players on the Blackhawks. My turnaround agenda is already a global success!”

    Comment by Roamin' Numeral Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 1:40 pm

  13. Hey, what’s Madigan doin’ here.?

    Comment by zatoichi Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 1:40 pm

  14. “Yeah Tony, whatever, when you own parts of the Red Sox and Steelers, a hockey championship isn’t realky doing much for me…”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 1:41 pm

  15. “Captain? You ain’t no captain that I’d want to play for.”

    Comment by Austin Blvd Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 1:42 pm

  16. “Excuse me, kind sir, is the Lord Stanley here yet? I think I met him a Griffin’s wedding a Versailles, but I don’t see him yet…”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 1:42 pm

  17. “Look, winnin’ is the goal. Not only are you not winnin’, you’ve also busted through the salary cap.”

    Comment by Austin Blvd Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 1:44 pm

  18. “Tony Esposito? Was he on the roster? That wasn’t in my advance brief, you his uncle or something?…”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 1:44 pm

  19. “Oh geez, there’s people out there, I bettter start pretending I care…”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 1:45 pm

  20. “Tony, talk to my Staff, I need to talk to people I think are more important.”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 1:49 pm

  21. rollin’ up your sleeves is a little dorky, ’specially if you’re tryin’ to show off that watch.

    Comment by Austin Blvd Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 1:49 pm

  22. I think I found the sweater:

    http://www.wholesalejerseyschina.cc/blackhawks-19-jonathan-toews-black-practice-stitched-nhl-jersey-p-59055.html

    He could’ve at least worn a real, official one.

    Comment by Stuff Happens Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 1:51 pm

  23. “Tony, unless you can help me, I’m going to move on…”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 1:51 pm

  24. How could Wirtz have a successful franchise with a union workforce and high w.c.costs?

    Comment by Truthteller Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 1:52 pm

  25. Rauner: Yep, I’m the Captain of Illinois
    Tony: Keep dreamin’ eh…

    Comment by Commonsense in Illinois Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 1:53 pm

  26. O captain, my captain- Our fearful trip is NOT done.

    Comment by The Colossus of Roads Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 1:53 pm

  27. Tony Esposito stops the governor from making another speech, and once again, makes a great save…

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 1:54 pm

  28. First a doctor now a captain when does this ship set sail?

    Comment by Anonymous Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 1:54 pm

  29. “This jersey doesn’t feel right… Where’s my Carhartt… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 1:55 pm

  30. Can you hear me, can you hear me?
    Or am I all alone?

    You’d better think about it
    I just can’t live without it

    https://youtu.be/bv7XR_cJU9Y

    Comment by Rich Miller Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 1:56 pm

  31. “Governor, hello? I thought you wanted to talk, take a picture?”

    “Wait until the cameras get here, then I pretend you matter to me…”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 1:57 pm

  32. Rocky could have warned me he’d let all these union stooges in the red sweaters on stage with us owners.

    And where’s Bettman at? I want to pick his brain about this whole lockout thing.

    Comment by hisgirlfriday Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 1:57 pm

  33. “Hockey? I thought the C stood for crew!”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 1:59 pm

  34. Bruce, “I don’t see why people didn’t like Bill Wirtz. He seemed like a great guy to me…except for that no television thing. I like bein on television.”

    Comment by Carhartt Representative Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 2:00 pm

  35. “My bottled water has an apple stem floating in it.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 2:00 pm

  36. Rauner: “They told me I was getting a real sweater…”

    Tony O: “They told me I was getting a real governor…”

    Comment by Stuff Happens Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 2:00 pm

  37. “Let em think they’re outplaying you for a while, then crush em at the end.”

    Comment by walker Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 2:01 pm

  38. “Concrete blocks and folding chairs? I feel like I’m in Democratic headquarters.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 2:01 pm

  39. “Hmm…black jersey…a C…Ah, Ha! Corruption!!”

    Comment by D.P.Gumby Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 2:02 pm

  40. Where’s the key to the state I’m giving

    Comment by Anonymous Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 2:02 pm

  41. “I’m sure he just called you Captain Ahab as a joke, Governor.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 2:03 pm

  42. “Tony, I see you there, I’m choosing to ignore you. I’d blame Madigan.”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 2:03 pm

  43. Talk about a Blackhawks buzzkill… Ugh!

    Comment by All the answers Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 2:04 pm

  44. “Is it pronounced, Da Blackhawks? Just funnin’ ya, pal.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 2:05 pm

  45. If I were captain of the Hawks, I’d drop my gloves at the opening puck drop,continuously get the crap beat out of me and never score any goals. I’m the Hanson Brothers of governors.

    Comment by LBJ Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 2:05 pm

  46. “Well, Tony, good luck to you, I see Rahm over there, and, well, I got my photo op with you, so…”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 2:05 pm

  47. “Madigan said he wrote his budget offer on a piece of confetti. Now all I have to do is find it.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 2:06 pm

  48. ===My bottled water has an apple stem floating in it===

    Gonna be hard to top that one.

    Comment by Rich Miller Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 2:06 pm

  49. Tony O., “I thought you were a nice man, you looked so nice on television”

    Rauner, “Your labor, not management. It’s not personal.”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 2:08 pm

  50. “Ya know, if this Governor gig doesn’t work out, maybe I could shake up the NHL. Just sayin’.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 2:09 pm

  51. Tony O, “So who are your favorite hockey players Governor?”

    Bruce, “Ordie Howe, Uy LaFluer and Wayne Retzky…Sorry, I’ve gotten used to dropping my Gs”

    Comment by Carhartt Representative Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 2:13 pm

  52. “Tony, who told you to tell my I’ll be fine?”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 2:13 pm

  53. ===Now all I have to do is find it===

    SC just topped himself.

    I’m in awe.

    Comment by Rich Miller Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 2:15 pm

  54. You can totally tell his staff just got him that Jersey unaware that hockey jerseys are sized 2 sizes large. That’s why he has the sleaves rolled up. Doofuses bought him a large I’m sure. I’m a short but round guy and I have to wear a size small hockey jersey. TOO FUNNY!

    Comment by Honeybear Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 2:16 pm

  55. This isn’t the mayor’s swearing in?

    Comment by Anonymous Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 2:16 pm

  56. Rauner, “I’m pretty sure I was invited, everybody else is inside, what’s the holdup?”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 2:18 pm

  57. “Maybe I should have gone with ‘Spin-o-Rama Agenda’….”

    Comment by Hank Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 2:18 pm

  58. “I actually lived IN Chicago for four years, not too long ago…”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 2:18 pm

  59. “Madigan and Cullerton are here? I thought I grounded the state plane…”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 2:26 pm

  60. “Where is The Little Man? Where’s my constituency?”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 2:28 pm

  61. “Have you ever considered hacking into other teams’ computers? You should look into it. Like I always say, all’s fair in business.”

    Comment by Old Shepherd Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 2:29 pm

  62. “What? No, I would never criticize anyone’s loyalty to Chicago.”

    Comment by hold on Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 2:30 pm

  63. Like a Scarlett Letter, Governor Bruce Rauner is required to wear a “C”, reminding us all, they are his cuts.

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 2:31 pm

  64. “Hey! Hey! Over here! I’ll take a hot dog with ketchup!”

    Comment by Old Shepherd Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 2:35 pm

  65. I think you might be over-thinking the “C” issue. If that is a Toews jersey a lot of places sell them with the C on it.

    Comment by Just Me Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 2:35 pm

  66. Our stars of the game:

    –I can’t believe I have to spend the day with so many union workers, ugh.–

    – Excuse me, kind sir, is Lord Stanley here yet? I think I met him at Griffins wedding at Versailles, but I’m not sure….–

    – And where’s Bettman at? I want to pick his brain about the whole lockout thing.–

    Comment by Wordslinger Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 2:43 pm

  67. I don’t think the governor’s name goes on the cup.

    Comment by Anonymous Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 2:44 pm

  68. Is that penalty box for me?

    Comment by Anonymous Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 2:48 pm

  69. “If I played hockey I’d win too, I don’t lose, ever. I’d be the enforcer too, because I’m a bad dude. One of the worst enemies a person can have. Just ask a lady that I fired what a bad dude I am.”

    Comment by Anonymous Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 2:49 pm

  70. “Damn, didn’t get the memo! The color was red Donna!”

    Comment by Stones Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 2:49 pm

  71. That mayor what an upstart

    Comment by Anonymous Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 2:50 pm

  72. Thanks - Wordslinger -.

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 2:53 pm

  73. Tony, “1971 was a bad year for me, we lost game 7 to the Canadians after blowing a 2 goal lead”

    Gov. Rauner ” 1971 was a bad year for me, first year Madigan was in the House of Represenatives and he is still there”

    Comment by Tsavo Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 2:57 pm

  74. “Wait, they don’t wear this during actual games?”

    Comment by Rahm's Parking Meter Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 3:07 pm

  75. “No, this is my $18 jersey…”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 3:08 pm

  76. Where’s my helmet? I’m goin’ onstage.

    Comment by Bluefish Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 3:11 pm

  77. “Where’s Al Secord when I need him most? He knew how to keep people like this out of my face.”

    Comment by Gooner Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 3:11 pm

  78. Bruce…Follow Rocky’s example on a successful Turnaround Agenda. Didn’t happen overnight

    Comment by Anon Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 3:13 pm

  79. Everything I learned about negotiating, I learned from hockey.

    Comment by Aldyth Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 3:13 pm

  80. “Don’t worry, Bruce. Our fans use that phrase for all their favorites. Dino Ciccarelli. You. All the great ones.”

    Comment by Gooner Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 3:20 pm

  81. Bruce Rauner sports the classic “Oxford Collar Practice Sweater” available now in the White Suburban Dad section of the Blackhawks official team store.

    Comment by Jimmy CrackCorn Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 3:21 pm

  82. Tony O…so you’re the black hand!

    Comment by Because I said so... Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 3:21 pm

  83. On a serious note — the guy of the old van, the Carhartt, and the cheap watch can’t toss on a jersey over a t-shirt for one day?

    Comment by Gooner Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 3:24 pm

  84. I thought I saw the Speaker here, but with a closer look I realized it was Theo Fleury.

    Comment by A guy Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 3:51 pm

  85. Sneaked this cool Black Jersey out of the Mayor’s locker at East Bank Club. Didn’t have the heart to grab his T-shirt too.

    Comment by A guy Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 3:53 pm

  86. You know Tony we’ve always had a great hockey team up at New Trier where my kids went to school. Some of them went to school there I mean.

    Comment by siriusly Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 3:58 pm

  87. In Korea at least they know Payton Prep honors one of the greatest hockey players ever.

    Comment by A guy Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 4:03 pm

  88. Tony O meets Chairman No.

    Comment by Jocko Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 4:10 pm

  89. I’m blockin’ your shots Governor!

    Comment by Amalia Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 4:12 pm

  90. Hey, who yelled “Over here, hockey pucK”?!

    Comment by Wensicia Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 4:28 pm

  91. Rauner: “So this is what it looks like below the luxury boxes. Yuck. It smells of sweat and draft beer down here.”

    Comment by Luggie Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 4:29 pm

  92. Speaking?
    No I’m not speaking at this thing - I don’t know these people. I can’t trust that them. They might tell Madigan what I said.

    Comment by siriusly Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 4:44 pm

  93. Remember, in wraslin’, the bad guy always wears black.

    Comment by Omay Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 4:48 pm

  94. @Stuff Happens:

    What about buying American manufactured products?
    The link that you provided was to a Chinese firm.

    Comment by Under Further Review Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 5:12 pm

  95. Oh look they are cheering for me.

    Comment by Mama Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 5:19 pm

  96. Reebok NOT Carhart ?? damn

    Comment by railrat Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 5:47 pm

  97. ==Thanks - Wordslinger==
    1-for-24 isn’t a good percentage in any sport. Just sayin’

    Comment by Vote Quimby! Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 5:50 pm

  98. - Vote Quimby -,

    Hope you didn’t strain yourself counting that high.

    “Caption?”

    “Boy they don’t like Rahm. I might stay right here after all.”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 5:56 pm

  99. “I thought you were the Binny’s spokesman…”

    Comment by Duke Silver's Saxophone Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 5:59 pm

  100. “Sooooo, you’re a hockey player, huh? Would I have heard of you, or are you pullin’ my leg?”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 6:17 pm

  101. “Hey Gov … Aren’t you supposed to be working on that budget?”

    Comment by forwhatitsworth Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 7:08 pm

  102. “Hey Gov … Aren’t you supposed to be down in Springfield ’shakin’ things up’?”

    Comment by forwhatitsworth Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 7:10 pm

  103. “Sorry Tony, these people are not here to see the Hawks. They are here to cheer for me!”

    Comment by No Longer A Lurker Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 7:34 pm

  104. Was this water bottled by unionized workers?

    Comment by lost in the weeds Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 8:12 pm

  105. Governor your almost as tall as Ben Bishop, you know the goalie for Tampa, and just like Hawks Madigan and Cullerton are scoring on you.

    Comment by XDNR Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 8:50 pm

  106. So I should keep chewing gum the whole time I’m on stage, you guys are doing it too?

    Comment by Anonymous Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 9:11 pm

  107. He can’t even be bothered to get an authentic jersey… I guess maybe we can get a take away message from the Governor’s choice of wearing a Blackhawks practice jersey…

    Comment by Kelly Speaks Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 9:29 pm

  108. Rauner - Let me see if I understand you correctly Tony. Hockey is like polo except in hockey there is a extra union worker blockin’ my goals.

    Comment by Chicago 20 Thursday, Jun 18, 15 @ 11:24 pm

  109. see, the Blackhawks had a leader who the public hated because of his unfriendly to the public policies and then they got a new leader and everything was better.

    Comment by Amalia Friday, Jun 19, 15 @ 8:59 am

  110. Look at me. Look. At. Me.
    I am de Captain now.

    Comment by Bluegrass Boy Friday, Jun 19, 15 @ 9:18 am

  111. ==- Vote Quimby -,Hope you didn’t strain yourself counting that high.==
    my only strain was scrolling…

    Comment by Vote Quimby! Friday, Jun 19, 15 @ 11:05 am

  112. Watch out for carpel tunnel…

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Jun 19, 15 @ 11:13 am

  113. Two legit things about the Guv’s Hawks sweater: it is the Hawks practice jersey, and there is a version of it with Jonathan Toews “C” sold online by the Hawks. See here: http://www.storeblackhawks.com/1260-Reebok_Chicago_Blackhawks_19_Jonathan_Toews_Authentic_Black__Practice_Jersey.html
    Unfortunately, Rauner’s jersey was a BLANK jersey to which someone added a faux Captain’s “C,” perhaps by zealous staff to make their boss look in charge. The gov doesn’t have Toews’ sleeve numbers or Toews name and number on back. The Guv’s not paying homage to Captain Serious, it’s an homage to himself

    Comment by Sports Authority Friday, Jun 19, 15 @ 2:58 pm

  114. Uhhhhh, “Sports Authority”, that website is not anything close to the official Hawks store. It’s a site that ships knockoffs from China. Try again.

    Comment by non sequitur Friday, Jun 19, 15 @ 3:18 pm

  115. Relax. The point is still the same. Rauner added the C not to honor Toews, but to make himself Captain.

    But since we’re so ticky here, this is the Blackhawks NHL store site. http://shop.nhl.com/Chicago_Blackhawks_Men_Jerseys/Reebok_Chicago_Blackhawks_Mens_St._Patricks_Day_Replica_Practice_Jersey_-_Green It no longer offers the black practice jersey, only the St. Patty’s day version. I post it here to show you can get it customized with Toews name and number of you chose.

    This is the Sports Authority site which still sells the black practice jersey, just to show you don’t have to go to the Chinese site to get it. http://www.sportsauthority.com/Reebok-Mens-Chicago-Blackhawks-Practice-Jersey/product.jsp?productId=18923386&ci_sku=15061623&ci_src=17588969&gclid=CNnp5dbLnMYCFQccaQoddCAAbQ&gclsrc=aw.ds

    Comment by Sports Authority Friday, Jun 19, 15 @ 3:35 pm

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