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* Gov. Rauner is visiting another high school today…
Seniors showing Gov. Rauner how they dissect a sheep's heart. pic.twitter.com/zByGxUvfEu
— Matthew Nordin (@MatthewNordin) March 4, 2016
posted by Rich Miller
Friday, Mar 4, 16 @ 10:51 am
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This is what your heart would look like if you had one.
Comment by Huh? Friday, Mar 4, 16 @ 10:53 am
contest over…
Comment by D.P.Gumby Friday, Mar 4, 16 @ 10:53 am
“You know students, I’m working to take the heart out of Illinois.”
Comment by G'Kar Friday, Mar 4, 16 @ 10:54 am
Soon I’ll be holding the heart of afscme(insert maniacal laugh here).
Another child audience.
Comment by Headed to the exit Friday, Mar 4, 16 @ 10:54 am
A heart! Now i just need a brain, and courage.
Comment by 100 miles west Friday, Mar 4, 16 @ 10:56 am
The Governator: Seniors to the Hostage line. Everyone else to the Gravy Train line…except for you corrupt Madigan-owned teachers and administrators. You just need to go away.
Comment by PublicServant Friday, Mar 4, 16 @ 10:57 am
They say you have to go to the hearts and minds of the populace!
Comment by highspeed Friday, Mar 4, 16 @ 10:57 am
“I’m livin’ proof, hearts are optional”
Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 4, 16 @ 10:57 am
I normally eat these on rye.
Comment by The Muse Friday, Mar 4, 16 @ 10:57 am
Madigan already knows all about the inner workings of his sheeps’ heads.
Comment by A Modest Proposal Friday, Mar 4, 16 @ 10:57 am
How can your school afford this? My sheep are costing me $20 million!
Comment by ORD Friday, Mar 4, 16 @ 10:58 am
Dissection is my specialty
Comment by AC Friday, Mar 4, 16 @ 10:58 am
I gutted AG Education funding….the very heart of our state economy. ..top that kids!
Comment by Gordon Willis Friday, Mar 4, 16 @ 10:59 am
Wearin’ a tie!
Comment by Henry Francis Friday, Mar 4, 16 @ 11:00 am
Have you made plans to go to DeVry or Phoenix?
Comment by AC Friday, Mar 4, 16 @ 11:00 am
“So what states do you kids plan on going away to for college?”
Comment by wordslinger Friday, Mar 4, 16 @ 11:02 am
“I’ve been dissectin’ hearts for over a year now”
Comment by Not A Fan Friday, Mar 4, 16 @ 11:03 am
“Illinois universities are overrated anyway… “
Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 4, 16 @ 11:03 am
“Let me show you how you can remove hearts with your bare hands.”
Comment by 360 Degree TurnAround Friday, Mar 4, 16 @ 11:09 am
Just rip it out kids. That’s what I do.
Comment by Higher Ed Friday, Mar 4, 16 @ 11:10 am
What was the sheep’s name? House Republican or Senate Republican?
Comment by 360 Degree TurnAround Friday, Mar 4, 16 @ 11:11 am
FakeGovRauner - “Hey, when you are done with this, can I have it? I’ve got a letter to send to a special friend and I think including this with the letter will send the message quite clearly”.
Comment by morgan Friday, Mar 4, 16 @ 11:13 am
Govern? No. I visit. That is what I do. Call me Auntie Bruce . Maybe I will make you all some muffins.
Comment by clifton yankmaster Friday, Mar 4, 16 @ 11:14 am
The girl next to him looks to be in mid-yawn.
Comment by morgan Friday, Mar 4, 16 @ 11:14 am
“Dude! You’re in my personal space. Ewww!”
Comment by Cubs in '16 Friday, Mar 4, 16 @ 11:16 am
He put a tie on for this?
Comment by LizPhairTax Friday, Mar 4, 16 @ 11:16 am
Rauner interrupts a High School Biology class to explain “Executive Management.”
Comment by Beaner Friday, Mar 4, 16 @ 11:18 am
“Mola Ram tried to grab my heart, but my reflexes were just too quick.”
Comment by Team Sleep Friday, Mar 4, 16 @ 11:18 am
“Didn’t wear my Car-hartts ’cause they said y’all’d be cuttin’ on them today.”
Comment by aufjunk Friday, Mar 4, 16 @ 11:19 am
“Nothing wrong with small hands, I’m a Republican.”
Comment by chiatty Friday, Mar 4, 16 @ 11:19 am
Droppi G: dissectin’, learnin’, and workin’. All without fundin’.
Comment by Ryan Friday, Mar 4, 16 @ 11:23 am
You see, it’s cheaper if you outsource the circulatory system to India. Just remember to give the sheep a $20 gift card when you’re finished.
Comment by Daniel Plainview Friday, Mar 4, 16 @ 11:23 am
Go be a Governor and stop acting like your running for office. Your elected already Governor.
Comment by Anonymous Friday, Mar 4, 16 @ 11:23 am
Have a heart Governor.
No thanks.
Comment by jls Friday, Mar 4, 16 @ 11:23 am
“You see, kids, dissecting a budget is like dissecting an animal: it stinks and is gross and only the people who can put up with the stench stick around to do the dirty work.”
Comment by Team Sleep Friday, Mar 4, 16 @ 11:25 am
“…and my heart grew three sizes that day. It’s shriveled back up since then.”
Comment by Jocko Friday, Mar 4, 16 @ 11:26 am
Student: You know Governor, I planned to go to Veterinary school after I graduated and I was hoping for a MAP grant to help me pay my tuition.
Governor: Well, the world needs ditch diggers, too.
Comment by Anonymous Friday, Mar 4, 16 @ 11:26 am
So, you’re not planning to go to an Illinois public university, are you? No? Good for you.
Comment by IllinoisBoi Friday, Mar 4, 16 @ 11:26 am
That’s sheep heart, not Carhartt, Governor.
Comment by My New Handle Friday, Mar 4, 16 @ 11:28 am
Sheep heart with a deep yogurt sauce goes splendidly with a $100,000 bottle of red wine.
Comment by AC Friday, Mar 4, 16 @ 11:28 am
Can I borrow that? I’m one short at the moment.
Comment by Dance Band on the Titanic Friday, Mar 4, 16 @ 11:30 am
“And you just insert Madigan’s head into the machine like that and, hey presto, a budget deal!”
Comment by Angry Chicagoan Friday, Mar 4, 16 @ 11:32 am
This is really a wolf’s heart, the other table has the dog’s lungs.
Comment by Huh? Friday, Mar 4, 16 @ 11:34 am
“So you slice right he….. oh class it’s Governor Rauner! Well, we certainly don’t need to teach YOU how to stick a knife in a heart!”
Comment by Springfieldish Friday, Mar 4, 16 @ 11:35 am
My hands aren’t small!
Comment by Rubio Marco Friday, Mar 4, 16 @ 11:37 am
Rauner to students concerning the state budget:
“…what had happened was…”
Comment by Anonymous Friday, Mar 4, 16 @ 11:41 am
“Iowa State University has an excellent Vet Med program. You should consider applying to an out of state college or university.”
Comment by Anon Friday, Mar 4, 16 @ 11:42 am
That is a sheep heart, not a Carhartt, Governor.
Comment by My New Handle Friday, Mar 4, 16 @ 11:42 am
Cool. This is the exact same thing I am doin’ to higher education in this state.
Comment by Dutch3001 Friday, Mar 4, 16 @ 11:43 am
“You still wake up sometimes, don’t you? You wake up in the dark and hear the screaming of the lambs…”
– MrJM
Comment by @MisterJayEm Friday, Mar 4, 16 @ 11:44 am
What did you guys do with the sheep’s soul? I collect those too.
Comment by 360 Degree TurnAround Friday, Mar 4, 16 @ 11:44 am
Dissect? Nah. I just squeeze the heart..and squeeze…and squeeeeze. Till nothin’ is left. See kids, nothin’ to it!
Comment by sal-says Friday, Mar 4, 16 @ 11:46 am
Don’t listen to your greedy teacher…..You don’t need a heart to live. I’m living proof of that. Now go graduate and apply to colleges out of state.
Comment by Big Joe Friday, Mar 4, 16 @ 11:48 am
@ AC 11 a.m.
Game, set, match!
Comment by Anonymous Friday, Mar 4, 16 @ 11:49 am
Anonymous at 11:49 was me. My bad.
Comment by olddog Friday, Mar 4, 16 @ 11:50 am
Kids, if your teacher wasn’t so greedy, with her pension and collectively bargained salary…your parents could give you more in allowance and stock options.
Comment by 360 Degree TurnAround Friday, Mar 4, 16 @ 11:57 am
“Unless”
Comment by Drs Friday, Mar 4, 16 @ 11:57 am
Explaining my political agenda for Illinois is a lot like dissecting a sheep. You’ll understand it better, but Illinois dies in the process.
Comment by 47th Ward Friday, Mar 4, 16 @ 12:02 pm
Did your parents make some calls to get you in this school?
Comment by Drs Friday, Mar 4, 16 @ 12:07 pm
I’m tellin’ you, my hands are bigger than Trump’s.
Comment by Formerly Known As... Friday, Mar 4, 16 @ 12:28 pm
Mutton?
I thought you said you had the heart of Madigan. We drove out here for this?
Comment by Formerly Known As... Friday, Mar 4, 16 @ 12:35 pm
High school is the new College…
Comment by Mouthy Friday, Mar 4, 16 @ 12:44 pm
Why is he visiting so many high schools?
Is he campaigning for future voters, or is he trying to get the kids to convince their parents to like him?
Comment by Mama Friday, Mar 4, 16 @ 12:49 pm
I just cut the heart out of your future. No Map Grants for you kids! Now smile for me….
Comment by Mama Friday, Mar 4, 16 @ 12:52 pm
Caption: “I know, it sucks for the CPS kids, no school on Good Friday.”
Comment by Bleh Friday, Mar 4, 16 @ 1:04 pm
“‘Villains!’ I shrieked. ‘Dissemble no more! I admit the deed! Tear up the planks! Here, here! It is the beating of his hideous heart!”
Comment by My New Handle Friday, Mar 4, 16 @ 1:06 pm
Brucie Had a Little State - Hale, enhanced by VanillaMan
Brucie had a little state
Little state, little state
Brucie had a little state
Its peace so bright it glowed
And every dime that Brucie spent
Brucie spent, Brucie spent
And every dime that Brucie spent
Went into his election show
It voted him in on election day
Election day, Election day
It voted him in on election day
Because Pat Quinn couldn’t rule
Since then the voters rued that day
Rued that day, rued that day
Since then the voters rued that day
When he made the state a cesspool
And now they want to vote him out
Vote him out, vote him out
And now they want to vote him out
But still he lingered near
And waited impatiently
Impatiently, impatiently
And wai-aited impatiently
His Turnaround to appear
Brucie met a little fate
Little fate, little fate
Brucie met a little fate
When he had nix to show
So everywhere that Brucie went
Brucie went, Brucie went
So everywhere that Brucie went
He stayed in Madigan’s shadow
Comment by VanillaMan Friday, Mar 4, 16 @ 2:02 pm
“Here’s how we did it in my day. KALI MA! KALI MA! KALI MA!!”
Comment by Patrick Friday, Mar 4, 16 @ 2:36 pm
“And this is how I dissect Mike Madigan. I take away certain members of the black caucus and then I have my rich friends fund his opponent!”
Comment by Boone's is Back Friday, Mar 4, 16 @ 2:40 pm
“And I can use this scalpel to ensure your teacher can’t afford to retire until she’s 85!”
Comment by turned around Friday, Mar 4, 16 @ 3:02 pm
Goldberg let me in on a little secret, your teachers a spy
Comment by Rabid Friday, Mar 4, 16 @ 3:20 pm
“I don’t see a sheep anywhere. This class is a sham!”
Comment by Arthur Andersen Friday, Mar 4, 16 @ 3:53 pm
The other table was going to look for your compassion but the school doesn’t have a strong enough microscope to find it.
Comment by Huh? Monday, Mar 7, 16 @ 9:04 am