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* The man may need a new photo. Just sayin…
Excited to announce candidate for governor @KennedyforIL will speak at IL Women's March on Springfield on Tuesday https://t.co/inrFLdP4SK pic.twitter.com/ymgwUw9ioP
— ILWomenMarch (@ILWomenMarch) April 20, 2017
posted by Rich Miller
Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:06 pm
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“Groooovy baby!”
Comment by Cubs in '16 Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:07 pm
“Susie took my Lunchable!”
Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:08 pm
I don’t know whether he needs an orthodontist or a civil engineer.
Comment by Flip357 Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:09 pm
“Most Likely to Be On a Game Show”
Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:09 pm
Cubs in ‘16 wins hands down!
Comment by Gruntled University Employee Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:09 pm
The “after” photo from one of those dental implant ads.
Comment by Dance Band on the Titanic Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:10 pm
Yikes. And to think his Uncle arguably won an election by looking good on camera. That apple fell miles away from the family tree.
Comment by Anonymous Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:10 pm
“I’ll take the picture, then I get ice cream!!”
Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:10 pm
“Next, on ‘Good Morning Carbondale’, the Willy Wonka kids, all grown up. Where are they now?”
Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:11 pm
“Hi, my name’s Chris. And I’m your Huckleberry.”
Comment by Cubs in '16 Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:11 pm
“Hey… Hey, hey… All right… Simmer down, all right, all right… This is Chris Kennedy, he’s a legacy… “
Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:12 pm
With some fava beans and a nice chianti.
Comment by 47th Ward Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:12 pm
Coming soon: Revenge of the Nerds V, Campaign Season
Comment by Anonymous Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:13 pm
“Meet WGN’s newest meteorologist Dack Stanton.”
Comment by Cubs in '16 Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:14 pm
“Maybe we can just have him do… radio… “
Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:14 pm
Winner of the Paul Lynde imitation contest.
Comment by Keyrock Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:14 pm
“Let’s try… no tie… “
Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:15 pm
After a couple more generations, the Kennedys will look like Habsburgs.
Comment by IllinoisBoi Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:15 pm
“Huh. I thought Kennedy parted his hair on the other side. Who knew… “
Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:16 pm
“I call this pose ‘Country Club W.A.S.P.’ “
Comment by Anonymous Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:18 pm
“Jason Chaffetz is departing from the Angry Beaver role (hat tip Colbert) so this is the headshot I’m using.”
Comment by Amalia Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:19 pm
What I learned…
I’ll keep my pictures only from behind…
Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:19 pm
“The face of a man wearing shorts two sizes too small.”
Comment by Cubs in '16 Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:20 pm
“What if Chris… wears a hat… “
Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:20 pm
“We’ll just get him a banjo, and have him play folk music like we did with Sheila”
Comment by Anonymous Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:20 pm
“Chris, more smile less…grimace.”
Comment by Cubs in '16 Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:21 pm
“To be fair, I dunno if a Carhartt would work… “
Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:21 pm
Grrrrrrrrr, Tiger!
Comment by Earnest Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:22 pm
“Ok, yeah… Just don’t take a picture of Chrus in shorts… his legs… “
Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:23 pm
I use this particular photo when I need to prove I’m really a Kennedy and also that I’m really Ethel’s son.
Comment by Responsa Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:24 pm
Ladies and Gentleman, Bill Walton Jr.
Comment by Belden Ave. Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:25 pm
“Maybe we should just use his drivers license photo and move on… “
Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:25 pm
dorkfish
Comment by Todd Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:26 pm
“No! The tie a salmon, not coral, geez!”
Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:26 pm
We wouldn’t be having this if it was a woman candidate. This isn’t appropriate.
Comment by K3_Chi_Spfld Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:29 pm
Give me a mallet and I’ll crank out a tune for you on my teeth.
Mad Magazine in Middle Age.
Comment by A guy Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:30 pm
I was the most popular guy at frat parties, the beer opener..
Comment by Mouthy Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:30 pm
Be honest, fellas–how many of you are not jealous of my hair.
Comment by Responsa Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:31 pm
*WARNING*
If you see this man near an elevator DO NOT approach him, DO NOT engage him. May chew your face off when cornered…
Comment by Cubs in '16 Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:31 pm
===We wouldn’t be having this if it was a woman candidate===
Calling Kennedy an “it” isn’t appropriate.
lol
Comment by Rich Miller Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:32 pm
Can I wear the pink fg hat and a headscarf?
Comment by cdog Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:33 pm
An example of what not to put up as your OKcupid profile pic…
Comment by Union proud Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:34 pm
===This isn’t appropriate.===
C’mon Chris, it’s all in fun!
Comment by Cubs in '16 Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:34 pm
“Shut up Beavis!”
Comment by Cubs in '16 Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:37 pm
===We wouldn’t be having this if it was a woman candidate===
You apparently weren’t around for Simon, Topinka, etc.
Comment by Rich Miller Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:44 pm
The face that launched a thousand primary challengers.
Comment by AlfondoGonz Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:45 pm
To add to Keyrock @ 4:14.
“I’ll take the center square for the win, Peter!”
Comment by Jocko Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:45 pm
“His ears, amiright?”
Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:53 pm
Opening music from “Jaws” accompanies link.
Comment by Wensicia Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:55 pm
OK Sir, Smile and say “OATS”
Comment by A guy Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:57 pm
“Does this pic make my chin look too big?”
Comment by Cubs in '16 Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:57 pm
To photo assistant:
Take a quick squeegee to those pearls real quick.
Comment by A guy Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:58 pm
“On the plus side, that is his real hair… “
Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 4:58 pm
Well it’s a good thing Kennedy’s running against Mr. Marfan Syndrome and a tub of lard.
Comment by Red fish blue fish Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 5:00 pm
Something something inner beauty…
– MrJM
Comment by @misterjayem Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 5:04 pm
And cut. Bring in Paul Lynde’s stand-in…
Comment by City Zen Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 5:07 pm
Bucky Beaver would die of envy
Comment by Anonymous Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 5:12 pm
I always wondered what Mr. Ed would look like in a suit. Now I know.
“Wilburrr, bring me my ooooats!”
Comment by Arthur Andersen Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 5:19 pm
MrJM wins.
Comment by Rich Miller Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 5:20 pm
I couldn’t care less what the man “looks like.” I’m just tired of the state refusing to be responsible and stand up to the tired and corrupt Democrat Machine. This Kennedy is a far cry from reform-minded JFK & even RFK. Still, way less obviously in Madigan’s pocket than JB Pritzker. JB is a truly BAD guy, and a mascot of the Chicago aristocratic class controlling our law and politics.
Comment by Observant27 Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 5:21 pm
Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na
RAT MAAAAN!
Comment by Anonymous Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 5:31 pm
“Hardy har har”
“Alright Mr. Kennedy, jokes over, can you please take out the fake teeth so we can finish the photo shoot?”
“Wait. What? No!”
“They’re real?”
“Daaaarn!”
“I’m what? Aw, man! I didn’t know!!”
And that’s how Chris Kennedy fired his 12th campaign photographer since he announced he was running for governor.
Comment by Anonymous Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 6:16 pm
Anonymous 6:16 was me.
Shorter entry:
Chris Kennedy throws down the gauntlet, challenges Biss to a incisor measuring contest. Loser drops out.
Comment by Jerry 101 Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 6:21 pm
Maybe we should get Willy a job
Comment by Anonymous Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 7:13 pm
He should wear a bee keepers mask at all times. My kid saw a picture of him last week and has had nightmares ever since.
Comment by Anonymous Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 7:24 pm
He looks like a used car salesman. Is he wearing white leather shoes and does he have a plaid coat? I’m sorry but he looks like he could eat an apple thru a picket fence.
Comment by Ginhouse Tommy Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 7:45 pm
Yikes. If candidates are TOO handsome they get the “pretty boy” insults. Some of these are really nasty.
Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 7:56 pm
Kenneth the NBC Page graduated.
Comment by Newsclown Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 9:00 pm
At least he’s not wearing a red flannel shirt.
Comment by Anonymous Thursday, Apr 20, 17 @ 11:26 pm
Stop looking at my rug.
Comment by Mr. Ed Friday, Apr 21, 17 @ 12:32 am
“bite me” team turnaround
Comment by Rabid Friday, Apr 21, 17 @ 2:32 am
I cut my teeth on the likes of the governor’s chief of staff
Comment by Rabid Friday, Apr 21, 17 @ 7:36 am
Rauners term has been a little long in the tooth
Comment by Rabid Friday, Apr 21, 17 @ 7:40 am
I’m chewing up the govenor, like madigan chewed up a wingman
Comment by Rabid Friday, Apr 21, 17 @ 8:06 am
Team turnaround does not make you a teamster, you got kicked in the teeth
Comment by Rabid Friday, Apr 21, 17 @ 8:11 am
Turnaround agenda is like the tooth fairy, make believe
Comment by Rabid Friday, Apr 21, 17 @ 8:30 am