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* From JB Pritzker’s Twitter account

* The Question: Caption?

posted by Rich Miller
Friday, Sep 29, 17 @ 2:54 pm

Comments

  1. Do you have any of these in extra, extra large?

    Comment by 47th Ward Friday, Sep 29, 17 @ 2:55 pm

  2. You indulge in crazy colorful clothes, I indulge….in other things!

    Comment by cdog Friday, Sep 29, 17 @ 2:57 pm

  3. I’m looking for an animal skin pattern. You got any saber tooth tiger in there??

    Comment by Maywoodian Friday, Sep 29, 17 @ 3:01 pm

  4. “Cash only? Trying to avoid taxes eh? Man I have a story for you…

    …so then I ripped the toilets out of the house and lowered my property tax bill by $230k! So, yeah, I feel you avoiding taxes.”

    Comment by Phenomynous Friday, Sep 29, 17 @ 3:01 pm

  5. “Me?… I’m shakin’ the dust of this crummy little town off my feet and I’m gonna see the world. Italy, Greece, the Parthenon, the Colosseum. Then, I’m comin’ back here to go to college and see what they know. And then I’m gonna build things. I’m gonna build airfields, I’m gonna build skyscrapers a hundred stories high, I’m gonna build bridges a mile long… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Sep 29, 17 @ 3:01 pm

  6. “Do you have any XXL dashikis?”

    Comment by Curl of the Burl Friday, Sep 29, 17 @ 3:02 pm

  7. Got any “this” big?

    Comment by A guy Friday, Sep 29, 17 @ 3:03 pm

  8. On a side note JBP’s post states that he is “continuing the fun in Beardstown” - which makes him a liar because there is NO fun in Beardstown.

    Comment by Curl of the Burl Friday, Sep 29, 17 @ 3:03 pm

  9. See when I’m Governor your tax return will be this big

    Comment by Texas Red Friday, Sep 29, 17 @ 3:04 pm

  10. Some vendors give you those Sugar Stick Churro sticks when you buy something. Got any of those?

    Comment by A guy Friday, Sep 29, 17 @ 3:04 pm

  11. Any of these come with matching pants?

    Comment by A guy Friday, Sep 29, 17 @ 3:05 pm

  12. So I said, okay Bruce I”m going to write a check THHHHHIIIISSS BIG

    Comment by filanges Friday, Sep 29, 17 @ 3:05 pm

  13. “Monogrammed cuffs big in Africa?”

    Comment by Ron Burgundy Friday, Sep 29, 17 @ 3:06 pm

  14. Where’s the union label?

    Comment by Wensicia Friday, Sep 29, 17 @ 3:06 pm

  15. That’ll look good on Wilma. Maybe a more muted pattern for me.

    Comment by A guy Friday, Sep 29, 17 @ 3:06 pm

  16. I love it when they call me big papa…

    throw your hands in the air…

    Comment by Iggy Friday, Sep 29, 17 @ 3:06 pm

  17. Now, this is a story all about how
    My life got flipped-turned upside down
    And I’d like to take a minute
    Just sit right there
    I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

    Comment by Highalnd Il Friday, Sep 29, 17 @ 3:08 pm

  18. JB “I once ate a hoggie in three minutes and it was this big, I kid you not.”

    Comment by We'll See Friday, Sep 29, 17 @ 3:09 pm

  19. “Nope, nope, nope-nope-nope… I, I, I want a big one… ”

    “There’s you assignment… JB Pritzker… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Sep 29, 17 @ 3:09 pm

  20. “Wear native dress? This IS my native dress!”

    Comment by Ron Burgundy Friday, Sep 29, 17 @ 3:10 pm

  21. “Get out! He did NOT try to trade you for his ‘biker’ outfit!”

    Comment by Linus Friday, Sep 29, 17 @ 3:10 pm

  22. Yeah you look good in those stripes, but man, a basic, worn Amedican flag design…it’s touchdown time. I’ll knock it down to $25, for you, today, right know.

    Comment by zatoichi Friday, Sep 29, 17 @ 3:12 pm

  23. “This will totally put Carhartts and farm shirts to shame!”

    Comment by Ron Burgundy Friday, Sep 29, 17 @ 3:15 pm

  24. “My wallet? It’s about ‘this’ big… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Sep 29, 17 @ 3:18 pm

  25. Someone will probably make a dank meme out of this–SHM.

    Comment by ExcitedJBSupporter! Friday, Sep 29, 17 @ 3:19 pm

  26. Gonna be difficult to top Iggy’s comment. Just sayin…

    Comment by Rich Miller Friday, Sep 29, 17 @ 3:20 pm

  27. Striking a very gubernatorial pose.
    This is Illinois.

    Comment by Jake From Elwood Friday, Sep 29, 17 @ 3:21 pm

  28. “And have the banner read… ‘You, Me, And Our Friend JB’… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Sep 29, 17 @ 3:23 pm

  29. You just can’t get quality like this at Hermes!

    Comment by Stones Friday, Sep 29, 17 @ 3:25 pm

  30. “I don’t know what to do with my hands… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Sep 29, 17 @ 3:26 pm

  31. You have anything in blue

    Comment by anon Friday, Sep 29, 17 @ 3:32 pm

  32. “That was just lunch… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Sep 29, 17 @ 3:33 pm

  33. “…’The Aristocrats’… I said… ‘The Aristocrats’…”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Sep 29, 17 @ 3:35 pm

  34. JB: “They’re way cool, but can you guarantee that if I wear one of these the nutters won’t come after me for cultural appropriation?”

    Comment by Responsa Friday, Sep 29, 17 @ 3:38 pm

  35. Yabba dabba moo-moo.

    Comment by City Zen Friday, Sep 29, 17 @ 3:40 pm

  36. these are just like the ones ive seen on fresh prince of bel aire

    Comment by just plain bill Friday, Sep 29, 17 @ 3:44 pm

  37. I tell you, I was this close to be a US Representative in 1998.

    Comment by OurMagician Friday, Sep 29, 17 @ 3:48 pm

  38. “I gave Ounce of Prevention a check this big… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Sep 29, 17 @ 3:50 pm

  39. “Can you just put the shirt over my head, I’ll stand still… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Sep 29, 17 @ 3:54 pm

  40. I’m looking for something more Malcolm X and less All Capone.

    Comment by Mittuns Friday, Sep 29, 17 @ 3:57 pm

  41. Bruce’s farmer get-up is soooo 2014.

    Comment by Anonymous Friday, Sep 29, 17 @ 4:01 pm

  42. “I’m not a costume guy, I’m more of the romantic leading hero in a rom-com guy… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Sep 29, 17 @ 4:03 pm

  43. You see for me to be Gov; the unpaid bills will only have to go up this much.

    Comment by Texas Red Friday, Sep 29, 17 @ 4:07 pm

  44. I didn’t get a harrumph out of that guy!”

    Comment by Heels Friday, Sep 29, 17 @ 4:15 pm

  45. No really, even the Cardinal called him a liar. I still can’t believe it.

    Comment by 47th Ward Friday, Sep 29, 17 @ 4:40 pm

  46. I swear, I’m not making this up. He had this really solid team working for him, some real pros, and he fired them. All of them. For no good reason, and the kicker is, he brought in a bunch of ideologues who’ve never done any work in the real world. Seriously. I’ve never seen anything like it.

    Comment by 47th Ward Friday, Sep 29, 17 @ 4:42 pm

  47. And now John Tillman. John Tillman! You can’t make this stuff up.

    Comment by 47th Ward Friday, Sep 29, 17 @ 4:44 pm

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