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* A photo posted on Facebook by Consul General of the State of Israel to the Midwest Aviv Ezra

Keep it clean, people.

posted by Rich Miller
Monday, Oct 30, 17 @ 12:18 pm

Comments

  1. “I can’t believe you lost a primary election to the guy who drives a fire truck like this!”

    Comment by MG85 Monday, Oct 30, 17 @ 12:22 pm

  2. This is the face I make when wearing my motorcycle costume.

    Comment by Dance Band on the Titanic Monday, Oct 30, 17 @ 12:22 pm

  3. “And then I said I was going to ‘Shake Up Springfield!!!’”

    Comment by DEMogorgon Monday, Oct 30, 17 @ 12:22 pm

  4. an actual tie

    Comment by Dozer Monday, Oct 30, 17 @ 12:25 pm

  5. In my hands is the list of my successes as Governor.

    Comment by Union Dues Monday, Oct 30, 17 @ 12:26 pm

  6. new scandal alert: counsel Gen of Israel to Midwest and Scott walker are the same dude.

    Comment by Dozer Monday, Oct 30, 17 @ 12:26 pm

  7. “And I just ride that Harley, the union made Harley… ‘Vrummmm’… and the ignorant rubes I fool just eat it up. I laugh thinking about all the stuff I do to mock these people and they still support me… ‘Vrummmm’… I just laugh and laugh at them.”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Oct 30, 17 @ 12:27 pm

  8. “VROOM! VROOM! Then I passed that poseur Madigan and made him eat my dust!”

    Comment by Anon Monday, Oct 30, 17 @ 12:27 pm

  9. “Here’s how I drive those CapitolFax commies nuts”

    Comment by Anonymous Monday, Oct 30, 17 @ 12:30 pm

  10. Guess which hand hides the combination to the safe holding my IL master destruction plan.

    Comment by former southerner Monday, Oct 30, 17 @ 12:34 pm

  11. OW for the early win:)

    Comment by Anon221 Monday, Oct 30, 17 @ 12:34 pm

  12. I get so mad at being out smarted by Madigan that I just start to shake and get red in the face.

    Comment by Huh? Monday, Oct 30, 17 @ 12:35 pm

  13. Her name is Ives, she’s about this tall.

    Comment by Give Me A Break Monday, Oct 30, 17 @ 12:35 pm

  14. I was holding up my Harley vest this morning trying to figure out what flare I would wear on my suit coat.

    Comment by Huh? Monday, Oct 30, 17 @ 12:37 pm

  15. “I literally drove the entire state into the ditch (exclamation point)”

    Comment by cdog Monday, Oct 30, 17 @ 12:39 pm

  16. So I said, “listen Holcomb, I was making millions while Mitch Daniels was still in short pants. I just dropped $100Ke on your campaign, I don’t care if it’s a bunch of lies, you’ll read that script the way I wrote it or you’ll be lucky to get a job washing cars when you’re done in Indy. Capiche?”

    True story.

    Comment by 47th Ward Monday, Oct 30, 17 @ 12:40 pm

  17. Help me put on my new coat.

    Comment by Huh? Monday, Oct 30, 17 @ 12:40 pm

  18. I huffed and I puffed but I couldn’t blow down Madigan’s house.

    Comment by Huh? Monday, Oct 30, 17 @ 12:43 pm

  19. “I’ve been milking the “Shake-up Springfield” line for four years!

    Comment by We'll See Monday, Oct 30, 17 @ 12:43 pm

  20. I don’t know how you do it, governin’s hard work.

    Comment by Huh? Monday, Oct 30, 17 @ 12:44 pm

  21. “This is how you drive a state off the cliff.”

    Comment by Passive Agressive Monday, Oct 30, 17 @ 12:47 pm

  22. “Then Diana grabbed my shoulders and said.. (snicker-snicker) ‘who cares what they think. We own the party’. What fools”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Oct 30, 17 @ 12:48 pm

  23. “I’ve been milking the “shake-up Springfield” line for four years.”

    Comment by We'll See Monday, Oct 30, 17 @ 12:50 pm

  24. We went to the go kart track last night. They had a Madigan look alike in the kart in front of me. I chased and chased and rammed him. Wow it was great.
    Hey can you ask Uline to return my calls?

    Comment by Annonin' Monday, Oct 30, 17 @ 12:53 pm

  25. “My grandparents were immigrants from Israel and they taught me how to milk cows like this on a farm in Wisconsin.”

    Comment by We'll See Monday, Oct 30, 17 @ 1:00 pm

  26. “I choose to fight.”

    – MrJM

    Comment by @MisterJayEm Monday, Oct 30, 17 @ 1:02 pm

  27. See how my boxing skills are about the same quality as my governing skills

    Comment by Peorgie Tirebiter Monday, Oct 30, 17 @ 1:09 pm

  28. Then that mean old Madigan said we couldn’t have right to work and I just got SOOOO MAD

    Comment by Joe Bidenopolous Monday, Oct 30, 17 @ 1:12 pm

  29. this is how i escorted goldberg out the door

    Comment by Rabid Monday, Oct 30, 17 @ 1:15 pm

  30. Yeah, I got this cheap van that I drive with two hands on the wheel like this, some Carhartts and that’s all it took to fool enough people all the time. Cracks me up every time I think about it.

    Comment by PublicServant Monday, Oct 30, 17 @ 1:17 pm

  31. So I was holding my first budget up like this, just trying to keep from laughing in Madigan’s face, knowing the budget was so unbalanced …

    Comment by Huh? Monday, Oct 30, 17 @ 1:21 pm

  32. Who has two thumbs and hates Mike Madigan? This guy!

    Comment by Pale Rider Monday, Oct 30, 17 @ 1:28 pm

  33. Walker: “I do post, Bruce — I’m ‘Lucky Pierre’…”

    – MrJM

    Comment by @MisterJayEm Monday, Oct 30, 17 @ 1:29 pm

  34. Rauner Demonstrates His Swedish Grandfather’s Cow-Milking Technique

    Comment by Free Set of Steak Knives Monday, Oct 30, 17 @ 1:30 pm

  35. Best hundred grand I ever spent. Thanks man.

    Comment by A guy Monday, Oct 30, 17 @ 1:37 pm

  36. Hey, Scott - look at my my turn-around, man:

    First, I trashed the state’s economy.
    Then, I recruited red state governors to raid our businesses.
    Next, I’ll hold my breath ’till I turn blue.

    Comment by TinyDancer(FKASue) Monday, Oct 30, 17 @ 1:40 pm

  37. Go ahead, “Cuff me”.

    Comment by A guy Monday, Oct 30, 17 @ 1:41 pm

  38. “I grabbed the Cardinal by the shoulders, put a lil scowl on my face and said ‘You have my word’… (snicker-snicker) MY word, Amirite?”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Oct 30, 17 @ 1:55 pm

  39. “I told Ken Dunkin… ‘I’ll help you… (snicker-snicker)… you have my word’… these guys trust anything I say… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Oct 30, 17 @ 1:56 pm

  40. “I said ‘Christine, I’ll support your deal (snicker-snicker) I won’t undercut you… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Oct 30, 17 @ 1:58 pm

  41. So I said to myself” if Scott Walker can get Policy passed to drive teachers out of his State, why can’t I pursue policy to get rid of the kids?”

    Comment by Redraider Monday, Oct 30, 17 @ 2:03 pm

  42. “And when Bob McNair said that ‘we can’t have the inmates running the prison,’ it was as if we’d written his remarks for him . . .”

    Comment by The End Is Near Monday, Oct 30, 17 @ 2:20 pm

  43. I just snap my fingers and I am back on stage with the Shadows of Knight “G..L..O..R..IIII.A, Gloria, You make me feel so good”. That was a time.

    Comment by zatoichi Monday, Oct 30, 17 @ 2:30 pm

  44. So I erased the Etch-A-Sketch and started my legislative strategy all over again.

    Comment by Anonish Monday, Oct 30, 17 @ 2:51 pm

  45. “Boyyyyyy, this is gonna be great” in Flounders voice from Animal House.

    Comment by Honeybadger Monday, Oct 30, 17 @ 3:26 pm

  46. need a hug

    Comment by Rabid Monday, Oct 30, 17 @ 4:05 pm

  47. don’t touch me munger just did my nails

    Comment by Rabid Monday, Oct 30, 17 @ 4:07 pm

  48. this is me locked up behind bars next year

    Comment by Rabid Monday, Oct 30, 17 @ 4:12 pm

  49. here’s your thirty shekels

    Comment by Rabid Monday, Oct 30, 17 @ 4:22 pm

  50. “So I sit in my little red fire truck holding the wheel like this and I peddle as hard as I can but don’t ever get anywhere . . . .”

    Comment by Flapdoodle Monday, Oct 30, 17 @ 4:34 pm

  51. wiped out two tunnels from Indiana to Illinois Chambers of Commerce in eastern part of state…

    Comment by Capitol View Monday, Oct 30, 17 @ 4:46 pm

  52. “I shook up Springfield and forced Madigan into retirement, Scott.”

    “Um, Bruce, that was Lisa, not Mike.”

    “Yeah, but it’s still a great victory.”

    Comment by Wensicia Monday, Oct 30, 17 @ 4:47 pm

  53. “I coulda been somebody. I coulda been a contender.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Monday, Oct 30, 17 @ 5:09 pm

  54. “My favorite is the one where they dump the alum in the punch, and Larry takes a big gulp and goes…”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Monday, Oct 30, 17 @ 5:10 pm

  55. “Then I put the pedal to the metal on the trashcan van and plowed right through that Democrat roadblock.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Monday, Oct 30, 17 @ 5:17 pm

  56. “Wouldn’t I be great in NASCAR?”

    Comment by Arthur Andersen Monday, Oct 30, 17 @ 5:18 pm

  57. “Then I told Rahm… ‘No… (snicker-snicker) YOU go get your shine box’… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Oct 30, 17 @ 5:19 pm

  58. “Then I held up that tuna fillet — and believe me, it was stinky — and I told one my aides, ‘Oh, he’ll get the message, all righty.’”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Monday, Oct 30, 17 @ 5:24 pm

  59. “I picked up the Tribune, read that headline, and I did one of those spit takes, just like Sid Caesar.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Monday, Oct 30, 17 @ 5:26 pm

  60. It’s hilarious to see the looks I get when I am driving around in the trash can van, being escorted by a bunch of state troopers with their jelly bean lights going.

    Comment by Huh? Monday, Oct 30, 17 @ 6:06 pm

  61. i used to be 6′8″ till madigan gave me an atomic wedgie

    Comment by Rabid Monday, Oct 30, 17 @ 7:20 pm

  62. I snap like a dry twig

    Comment by Rabid Monday, Oct 30, 17 @ 7:29 pm

  63. Fisticuffs links

    Comment by Rabid Monday, Oct 30, 17 @ 7:34 pm

  64. So I pulled David Koch in real close and wispered sweet nothings into his ear and he opened up his checkbook. That’s how you do it.

    Comment by Generic Drone Monday, Oct 30, 17 @ 7:44 pm

  65. The wheels on the bus fell off and off, off and off, off and off,
    The wheels on the bus fell off and off, And it was all Madigan’s fault. (repeat 10 thousand times)

    Comment by igotgotgotgotnotime Monday, Oct 30, 17 @ 7:48 pm

  66. illinois is worth fightin for

    Comment by Rabid Monday, Oct 30, 17 @ 8:06 pm

  67. madigan is right you are a weakling

    Comment by Rabid Monday, Oct 30, 17 @ 8:10 pm

  68. What are you doing here? Where is the most powerful person in Illinois at

    Comment by Rabid Monday, Oct 30, 17 @ 8:22 pm

  69. Rauner shows off his persistent rascal face.

    Comment by Anonymous Monday, Oct 30, 17 @ 8:57 pm

  70. Yes, I own a tie.

    Comment by BaronvonHammer Monday, Oct 30, 17 @ 9:25 pm

  71. upstarts

    Comment by Rabid Monday, Oct 30, 17 @ 9:53 pm

  72. dysfunctional thumbs up

    Comment by Rabid Monday, Oct 30, 17 @ 10:26 pm

  73. funky chicken

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Oct 31, 17 @ 7:40 am

  74. Koch creeps

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Oct 31, 17 @ 7:47 am

  75. showcasing his bus pushing skills

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Oct 31, 17 @ 7:55 am

  76. grasping facts out of the air

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Oct 31, 17 @ 8:02 am

  77. trick or treat

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Oct 31, 17 @ 8:07 am

  78. two fisted drinking party technique

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Oct 31, 17 @ 8:23 am

  79. no bruce i don’t see them bugs flying around your head

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Oct 31, 17 @ 8:35 am

  80. gouging Illinois good

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Oct 31, 17 @ 8:52 am

  81. you an i together again

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Oct 31, 17 @ 9:21 am

  82. diana said i look better riding with no helmet

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Oct 31, 17 @ 2:39 pm

  83. this is how I’m going to rip the guts outta Indiana

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Oct 31, 17 @ 2:41 pm

  84. duking it out in the land of david

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Oct 31, 17 @ 2:47 pm

  85. Thank-you bruce Rauner

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Oct 31, 17 @ 5:19 pm

  86. pennywise loses his balloons

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Oct 31, 17 @ 8:10 pm

  87. frail old man reaching out for his walker

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Oct 31, 17 @ 8:43 pm

  88. Scott I do two things nothing and rubbing peoples face in it

    Comment by Rabid Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 8:28 am

  89. can i try out for kosher salami for Milwaukee park

    Comment by Rabid Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 8:32 am

  90. I got carpal tunnel from shaking Illinois

    Comment by Rabid Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 9:30 am

  91. so then Diana said I would drive them nuts

    Comment by Rabid Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 9:36 am

  92. I wonder whats in the papers back home

    Comment by Rabid Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 10:20 am

  93. Downhill racer

    Comment by Rabid Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 11:17 am

  94. I thought these oberwise ice cream cones would of made it

    Comment by Rabid Wednesday, Nov 1, 17 @ 3:47 pm

  95. dads home state take 32 drop the script Bruce

    Comment by Rabid Thursday, Nov 2, 17 @ 1:46 am

  96. slinging the bull by the horns

    Comment by Rabid Thursday, Nov 2, 17 @ 3:20 am

  97. I’m looking foreign intelligence

    Comment by Rabid Friday, Nov 3, 17 @ 7:26 am

  98. I’m the king from the nation of illliois

    Comment by Rabid Friday, Nov 3, 17 @ 7:59 am

  99. I have a really narrow focus

    Comment by Rabid Friday, Nov 3, 17 @ 8:00 am

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