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Let’s liven things up a bit today…
Also, please try to keep it clean. Thanks. Two deletions already and I just posted the thing.
*** UPDATE *** I’m declaring the winner to be “Bears Fan’s” comment, but since I deleted it for profanity you’ll never know what it was. lol.
posted by Rich Miller
Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 12:17 pm
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Comment by leigh Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 12:21 pm
I told you “No flatulence in the House”.
Comment by A Citizen Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 12:22 pm
The Stare and the Hair.
Comment by Six Degrees of Separation Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 12:22 pm
“You want my endorsement for a third term? Actually, I was thinking of term limits.”
Comment by Larry McKeon Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 12:26 pm
“White Sox!!!!”
“CUBS!!!!!”
Comment by Bill Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 12:26 pm
What’s He Thinking?
Comment by Anonymous Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 12:32 pm
With a budget stalemate looming Blagojevich and Madigan settle things with a winner-take-all staredown.
Comment by Tom Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 12:35 pm
“Bears Fan,” that was pretty darned funny, but it violates the posting rules, so I had to delete it. sorry.
Comment by Rich Miller Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 12:38 pm
Let’s get ready to rummmmble!!!!!
Comment by summer Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 12:40 pm
“You were serious when you said losing 107-0 is good.”
Comment by Objective Dem Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 12:46 pm
Rich, where/when was the picture taken?
Comment by chicountryguy Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 12:48 pm
Man !! Have you seen the FAST response of Rich Miller’s new CapFax System ? I nearly sprained my eyes.
Comment by A Citizen Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 12:52 pm
CCG, I have no idea. I found it on the google.
Comment by Rich Miller Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 12:53 pm
No Caption. Just music in the background…”you never close your eyes anymore…when i kiss…your LIPS!…”
Comment by Romance in the Capitol Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 12:54 pm
Blagojevich: “You work in Springfield? I have a place in Springfield. Huh.”
Comment by stranger in a strange land Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 1:00 pm
If looks could kill.
Comment by Death & Taxes Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 1:01 pm
Mike, “I have an idea of how you can win the Century Trophy back…..”
Comment by He makes Ryan look like a saint Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 1:02 pm
Blago to Madigan — “Forgive me Daddy, for I have sinned.”
Comment by MICynic Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 1:02 pm
Less filling!
Tastes great!
Comment by anon Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 1:03 pm
I guess that football uniform line was pretty dumb, but I blamed Nix and Harris. Now please don’t make me sit in the corner again.
Comment by Reddbyrd Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 1:07 pm
It’s my pot of gold!
Comment by Anonymous Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 1:15 pm
Rod: My tie’s more expense.
Mike: Which speaks volumes about your financial intellect.
Comment by Jack T. Colt Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 1:17 pm
The Master and the Future Inmate
Comment by True Colours Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 1:20 pm
Let’s Make a Deal on Steroids
Comment by anonymous Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 1:22 pm
Rod singing to Mike
“But you’re looking through me
Like I wasn’t here at all.
No reply, there’s no reply at all.
Dance with me, you never dance with me.
Ooh, it seems that I can move,
I’m close to you, close as I can get.”
Comment by OneManBlog Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 1:24 pm
“Did I get it?”
“No, Governor. It’s on your left cheek…your LEFT cheek.”
Comment by Collin Hitt Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 1:25 pm
your nose looks like pinocchio!
Comment by fullfilth Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 1:28 pm
$4 a gallon in Chicago?
Comment by Underdog Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 1:28 pm
I told you sooooooo
Comment by Just Because Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 1:31 pm
“I’d forgotten just how beautiful you are . . . promise we’ll never fight again.”
Comment by GOP'er Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 1:34 pm
“Testicular virility, huh?”
Comment by Ahem Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 1:42 pm
You wanna do WHAT?!
Comment by Go Linda Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 1:45 pm
Whatchu talking about Willis?
Comment by Beerman Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 1:45 pm
Gosh Rod! Your staff wasn’t kiddin’ when they said you had a pointed head.
Comment by Official "A" Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 1:50 pm
“Um, Rod, that’s my pocket you’re picking now.”
Comment by Yellow Dog Democrat Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 1:52 pm
must. not. blink. first.
Comment by Rich O. Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 1:59 pm
MJM: I was here on time. Where were you? And, wipe that smirk off your face.
Comment by babs Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 2:05 pm
What are your plans for June?
Comment by Millstadt News Guy Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 2:06 pm
Great Scott!! Look at those nose hairs!
Comment by shoo Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 2:18 pm
The blind leading the bland
Comment by Ike Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 2:19 pm
You can address me as “Your Majesty” Mikey.
Comment by Golden Years Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 2:20 pm
Golden Gloves, huh?
Comment by A Citizen Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 2:20 pm
Rod, Trooper Hairbrush off duty today?
Comment by Little Egypt Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 2:21 pm
Gov: this GRT debate is going to last all day. whaddya say we blow this popstand and get stupid?
Comment by anonymiss Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 2:23 pm
Mike, didn’t anyone tell you it’s all about me, me, me, me, me, me etc.
Comment by Yellow Jelly Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 2:34 pm
Supercuts, of course. Why? Where do you get yours cut?
Comment by Anonymoose Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 2:35 pm
MJM - “Will you just shut up. Do you remember you proposed keno?”
Comment by Ron Burgundy Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 2:39 pm
Madigan: “What the hell do you mean you want a verification on the resolution?”
Comment by WTF! Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 2:40 pm
Blagojevich: “Remember, you can’t spell ‘GREAT!’ without G-R-T!”
Madigan: “I hate you.”
Comment by Bob Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 2:42 pm
Blago, “Okay, I’m an idiot”.
Comment by i d Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 2:49 pm
Mike if you’d like I can hook you up with these guys I know, A. Rezko, S. Levine, C. Kelly.
Rod have you ever considered therapy?
Comment by Tookus Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 2:57 pm
You talkin’ to me?!! aka De Niro in “Taxi Driver”.
Comment by Jechislo Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 3:01 pm
This looks like a pro wrestling stare down!
Comment by Levois Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 3:02 pm
MM - You talkin’ ta me? ARE you talkin’ ta ME? Now shut up and get three steps behind me like I told you to do and don’t address me in public again!
Comment by Papa Legba Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 3:03 pm
George Ryan always had a good line, “Are you as dumb, as you look?”
Comment by Shelbyville Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 3:17 pm
You got backwards Rod. That’s what my daughter will do to you…
Comment by THE ORACLE Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 3:20 pm
MJM: I know it was you Fredo
Comment by g-hack Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 3:21 pm
I just kicked your *&%$* clear across the aisle!
Comment by one of the 35 Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 3:40 pm
Blago…. I am your father. (star wars)
Comment by ILtoAZ Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 3:43 pm
Dad, how much longer, how much longer?
Are we there yet?
Get in the car, shut up & put on your seatbelt.
We have a long way to go…
Comment by dupage progressive Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 3:55 pm
Single? Come here often?
Comment by irishpirate Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 4:01 pm
Governor, at least I’m going to finish my term without going to PRISON.
Comment by romeosatan Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 4:14 pm
M:You feel lucky today? Well do ya?
R:I got to know.
Comment by zatoichi Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 4:14 pm
ICM or Endeavor?
Comment by amy Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 4:18 pm
i know everyone is watching, but i can’t keep it secret any longer.
just kiss me. i don’t care who sees us.
Comment by voyeur Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 4:21 pm
Rod: Do you know what would happen to good looking guy like me in federal prison?
Mike: No Rod, What?
Rod: !@#$%^&*( !@#$%^&*
Mike: Really!
Comment by Come As Your Are Rod Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 4:36 pm
“Stuff like this is why I voted for Topinka.”
Comment by Skeeter Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 4:41 pm
R: Patricia locked me out again last night, do you know any good hotels with beds that shake in Springfield?
M: Rod you have a home here… long sigh
R: But I want a bed that shakes!
M: Good Grief!
Comment by Oak Street Beach Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 4:47 pm
Milo, are familar with chain lighting?
No…..
Milo please step away from me, NOW!
Don’t call me Milo!
Comment by Northside Rainbow Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 5:12 pm
C’mon, Mike, what will it take for your daughter not to run against me?
Comment by ANON Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 5:31 pm
that better not be YOUR hand
Comment by Dozer Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 5:40 pm
Rock Paper Scissors?
Comment by Noodles Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 5:54 pm
Let’s do it.
Comment by Noodles Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 5:57 pm
“God don’t like ugly, Rod.”
Comment by Herself Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 6:17 pm
For the 1,000th time Governor, Elvis ain’t the king of rock n roll. Jerry Lee Lewis is the man, and if you keep it up, we’re gonna have to step outside.
Comment by Saluki Yay-hoo Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 6:21 pm
Comb your hair back and you would have a worse hair line than I do.
Comment by Deep Water Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 6:28 pm
“I wish I knew how to quit you!”
Comment by Gregor Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 6:35 pm
“Two men enter; one man leaves!” (Thunderdome)
“There can only be one!” (Highlander)
“The BAND, Elwood!” (Blues Brothers)
“Put down that coffee, Governor: coffee is for closers!”
(GG/GR)
“Is that the great smell of Brut?”
Comment by other movie quotes Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 6:40 pm
He gave me a look only a mother could give a child….
Comment by Hillarious Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 7:01 pm
Just how much ozone does that thing on your head deplete every morning?
Comment by cheap seats Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 7:01 pm
You ever kick my daughter off a case again and I will kick the snot out of you in front of Finkel Steel!!!
Comment by speakerthis Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 7:40 pm
Madigan: “107-0.”
Rod: “It’s just a flesh wound!”
Comment by ZC Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 7:42 pm
Yes, I did pay $400 for this haircut from John Edward’s barber.
Comment by jimlentim Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 8:13 pm
Magigan - No you can’t have a recount, 107 to nothing isn’t going to change to anything in your favor.
Comment by Huh? Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 8:36 pm
“Pull my finger!”
Comment by BubbaBilly Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 8:52 pm
Now I know how the general public feels. Governor, could you please get your hands off my wallet!?
Comment by Concerned Voter Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 9:09 pm
Do I know you ?
Comment by Democrat Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 9:13 pm
Marry my daughter? I wouldn’t let him make a campaign contribution/christening present to my daughter!
Comment by Me Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 9:15 pm
hey jack_ _ _, did you just goose me?
Comment by fun in springfield Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 9:16 pm
MJM: “Here’s your ass back on a platter just like I promised.”
Comment by unclesam Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 10:49 pm
Those Aren’t Pillows!
(From Planes, Trains, and Automobiles)
Comment by Jack In The Box Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 10:50 pm
If you had married Lisa instead of Patti, like I had asked you to, I wouldn’t have had to treat you so badly. It’s a simple concept known as “Marrying the boss’s daughter, Stupid.”
Comment by Beowulf Wednesday, May 16, 07 @ 6:32 am
Irish meets Serbian malocchio.
Comment by If It Walks Like A Duck... Wednesday, May 16, 07 @ 7:00 am
Who let you in here?
Comment by Huh? Wednesday, May 16, 07 @ 7:39 am
Mike to Rod. “Feel lucky punk, make my day “.
Comment by Lula May Wednesday, May 16, 07 @ 7:40 am
Stop pouting, and don’t let yor hair catch in your eyebrows on the way out.
Comment by Truthful James Wednesday, May 16, 07 @ 7:51 am
My daughter will be Governor before your daughter.
Comment by Highland Online Wednesday, May 16, 07 @ 9:23 am
They’re Pinky and The Brain
Yes, Pinky and The Brain
One is a genius
The other’s insane.
Comment by What are we going to do today Brain? Wednesday, May 16, 07 @ 9:41 am