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* Three years ago today…


Great to talk with Archbishop Cupich this morning. I look forward to working with him on a wide range of issues! pic.twitter.com/E09EoVhmID

— Bruce Rauner (@BruceRauner) January 5, 2015

posted by Rich Miller
Friday, Jan 5, 18 @ 10:28 am

Comments

  1. “So that bearing false witness thingy — that’s more of a ’suggestion’ then a ‘commandment’, right? Asking for a friend.”

    Comment by wordslinger Friday, Jan 5, 18 @ 10:33 am

  2. “Bruce, it’s gonna be more than 3 Hail Marys and 6 Our Fathers… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Jan 5, 18 @ 10:36 am

  3. ~”Curb Your Enthusiam” song plays~

    Comment by Lakeview Moderate Friday, Jan 5, 18 @ 10:36 am

  4. If you’re going to lie- go big or go home

    Comment by DuPage Bard Friday, Jan 5, 18 @ 10:36 am

  5. Cardinal Cupich, about to have a lowercase epiphany.

    Comment by Ron Burgundy Friday, Jan 5, 18 @ 10:37 am

  6. “Some of my best friends are Catholic Cardinals… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Jan 5, 18 @ 10:40 am

  7. “See my teeth? I’m lying through them.”

    Comment by Nick Name Friday, Jan 5, 18 @ 10:40 am

  8. And Madigan was still in charge or even Cardinal Cupich!

    Comment by Levois Friday, Jan 5, 18 @ 10:40 am

  9. One of us is going to badly regret this photo

    Comment by Sugar Corn Friday, Jan 5, 18 @ 10:41 am

  10. See Cardinal, it is really about Women’s healthcare not abortion and that is a social justice thing so I’m in clear right ?

    Comment by Texas Red Friday, Jan 5, 18 @ 10:44 am

  11. “Forgive me, Father, for I know not what I do.”

    Comment by Wensicia Friday, Jan 5, 18 @ 10:48 am

  12. BVR: “Quick! Snap the picture while I’ve got hold of his arm.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Friday, Jan 5, 18 @ 10:50 am

  13. BVR: “Cool watch chain, Cardinal. Reminds me of my Harley billfold.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Friday, Jan 5, 18 @ 10:53 am

  14. Great to lie to Archbishop Cupich this morning. I look forward to lying to him on a wide range of issues!

    11:57 AM - Jan 5, 2015

    Comment by VanillaMan Friday, Jan 5, 18 @ 10:56 am

  15. Cupich: “Now Bruce, you will remember all the things we talked about.”

    BVR: (fingers crossed behind his back) “Sure, Cardinal! I’m a man of my word.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Friday, Jan 5, 18 @ 10:56 am

  16. “Cardinal, I’ll sign it and you can auction it off for Catholic Charities”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Jan 5, 18 @ 10:57 am

  17. Rauner is there for an exorcism.

    Comment by VanillaMan Friday, Jan 5, 18 @ 10:58 am

  18. “Forgive me father for I am not in charge.”

    Comment by VanillaMan Friday, Jan 5, 18 @ 10:59 am

  19. We’re naming a confessional after you, Bruce, since you’ve burned down all the others with your “confessions”.

    Comment by VanillaMan Friday, Jan 5, 18 @ 11:02 am

  20. dianna, the clergy can’t stop giving me standing ovations

    Comment by Rabid Friday, Jan 5, 18 @ 11:03 am

  21. We knew you were coming for a visit today when the holy water turned to Stag beer, and Sister Mary Francis began speaking in tongues about being possessed by The Speaker.

    Comment by VanillaMan Friday, Jan 5, 18 @ 11:04 am

  22. “Here I am pictured with my uncle; a priest who immigrated from Sweden…”

    Comment by Cubs in '16 Friday, Jan 5, 18 @ 11:05 am

  23. BR; I’m going to hell.
    CC: Yes, you are.

    Comment by Rutro Friday, Jan 5, 18 @ 11:06 am

  24. “Thank you Archbishop for giving Last Rites to my Turnaround Agenda.”

    Comment by TominChicago Friday, Jan 5, 18 @ 11:07 am

  25. Three years later, I look backward at a wide range of unsolved and exacerbated issues.

    Comment by AlfondoGonz Friday, Jan 5, 18 @ 11:08 am

  26. “Where can I get a pectoral cross like that for my biker vest?”

    Comment by Nick Name Friday, Jan 5, 18 @ 11:08 am

  27. Forgive me father for I intend to unleash a holy terror upon the people of Illinois. Again.

    Comment by VanillaMan Friday, Jan 5, 18 @ 11:08 am

  28. Father, I have my own church of even greater faith, and my messages are repeated verbatim by Lucky Pierre, who is my dearest disciple.

    Comment by VanillaMan Friday, Jan 5, 18 @ 11:10 am

  29. I fixed the Gov’s tweet - no need to thank me
    “Great to talk with Archbishop Cupich this morning. I look forward to working him on a wide range of issues!”

    Comment by We'll See Friday, Jan 5, 18 @ 11:12 am

  30. Father, I will protect pre-natal human life like I’ll protect Illinois taxpayers.

    Comment by VanillaMan Friday, Jan 5, 18 @ 11:13 am

  31. Yin and Yang.

    Comment by Chicago 20 Friday, Jan 5, 18 @ 11:14 am

  32. Archbishop Cupich, looking tired after spending 3 1/2 hours with Governor Rauner in confession.

    Comment by Demoralized Friday, Jan 5, 18 @ 11:18 am

  33. I’ve traveled around the country and all the other Cardinals I talked to support HB40.

    Comment by DeseDemDose Friday, Jan 5, 18 @ 11:22 am

  34. Forgive Me Father, I am not in charge

    Comment by Madame DeFarge Friday, Jan 5, 18 @ 11:23 am

  35. BVR: “The whole camel through the eye of a needle thingy doesn’t apply to me, right Cardinal?”

    Comment by Ole' Nelson Friday, Jan 5, 18 @ 11:23 am

  36. Scene from “The Exorcist” –

    Bruce: I want to govern, but Captain Howdy says no.
    Archbishop: Captain who?
    Bruce: Captain Howdy
    Archbishop: Who’s Captain Howdy?
    Bruce: You know, I ask the questions, and he does the answers.
    Archbishop: Does Captain Howdy look like anyone we know?
    Bruce: Yes, he looks like Lisa Madigan’s father.

    Comment by VanillaMan Friday, Jan 5, 18 @ 11:24 am

  37. You’re used to betrayal, right?

    Just want to keep your expectations realistic.

    Comment by cdog Friday, Jan 5, 18 @ 11:24 am

  38. “Can I get special dispensation for fibbing thru 2019”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Jan 5, 18 @ 11:25 am

  39. Archbishop: Does Captain Howdy want term limits?
    Bruce: Captain Howdy says “bite me”.
    Archbishop: Does the Captain want tax reform?
    Bruce: He wants an apple. Captain Howdy says that he wants an apple from the Tree of Power.
    Archbishop: Does Captain Howdy want to speak to Rich Miller?
    Bruce: Captain Howdy says that Rich Miller already lives rent free in Bruce’s head.
    Archbishop: Holy mother of Capitol Fax…

    Comment by VanillaMan Friday, Jan 5, 18 @ 11:31 am

  40. Cupich:

    “Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels. For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink, I was a stranger and you did not invite me in, I needed clothes and you did not clothe me, I was sick and in prison and you did not look after me.’

    “They also will answer, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or needing clothes or sick or in prison, and did not help you?’

    “He will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did not do for one of the least of these, you did not do for me.’”

    Rauner: “Bummer…”

    – MrJM

    Comment by Anonymous Friday, Jan 5, 18 @ 11:34 am

  41. ‘Cuppy, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.’

    Comment by zatoichi Friday, Jan 5, 18 @ 11:34 am

  42. Is Cupich staying with Rauner in Quincy? Blessing the water perhaps?

    Comment by My New Handle Friday, Jan 5, 18 @ 11:40 am

  43. Cool guys don’t wear ties.

    Comment by Henry Francis Friday, Jan 5, 18 @ 11:41 am

  44. Holy baloney

    Comment by Henry Francis Friday, Jan 5, 18 @ 11:42 am

  45. I got you a nice tax break for your schools.

    Comment by Not a Billionaire Friday, Jan 5, 18 @ 11:42 am

  46. Sorry Archbishop, but I won’t be able to join you at the March for Life Chicago on Sunday, January 14. It’s my day of rest.

    Comment by The Unborn Friday, Jan 5, 18 @ 11:45 am

  47. Archbishop, I couldn’t be happier that your church no longer seems to march in lockstep with those misguided public and private unions.

    Comment by Anonymous Friday, Jan 5, 18 @ 11:57 am

  48. I’m workin on a budget that will last an eternity

    Comment by Jimk849 Friday, Jan 5, 18 @ 12:01 pm

  49. BVR: Ten Commandments?
    Too much regulation.
    Can you get them down to five?

    Comment by Chicago 20 Friday, Jan 5, 18 @ 12:25 pm

  50. Two like minded individuals who believe ties suck.

    Comment by Al Friday, Jan 5, 18 @ 12:31 pm

  51. “By the way, I hear your Springfield campaign office is now a Planned Parenthood. Is there something you would like to tell me, or is this another thing you do not control?”

    Comment by Dirty Red Friday, Jan 5, 18 @ 12:31 pm

  52. This Christmas, I come bearing false witness, Your Holiness.

    Comment by Immigrant Grandfather Friday, Jan 5, 18 @ 12:34 pm

  53. Bless me Father for zi have sinned - many times-in the past 4 years

    Comment by Xmayor Friday, Jan 5, 18 @ 12:58 pm

  54. Cupich looks so uncomfortable.

    Comment by wayward Friday, Jan 5, 18 @ 1:00 pm

  55. There’s a point to confession sir. When I say “sin no more”, it’s not a suggestion.

    Comment by A guy Friday, Jan 5, 18 @ 1:13 pm

  56. *Record Scratch*

    *Freeze Frame*

    “Yup, that’s me. The Archbishop of Chicago. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation…”

    – MrJM

    Comment by @misterjayem Friday, Jan 5, 18 @ 1:26 pm

  57. Thought GovJunk was in Quincy

    Comment by Annonin' Friday, Jan 5, 18 @ 3:05 pm

  58. “Cardinal, I won’t let let you down…”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Jan 5, 18 @ 3:06 pm

  59. Et tu, Bruce?

    Comment by 47th Ward Friday, Jan 5, 18 @ 3:24 pm

  60. Forgive me father, I’m not in charge.

    Comment by m Friday, Jan 5, 18 @ 3:25 pm

  61. Time lapse photography shows Cardinal Cupich blinking “Help me” in Morse code.

    Comment by Jocko Friday, Jan 5, 18 @ 3:50 pm

  62. social warrior cons christian soldier

    Comment by Rabid Friday, Jan 5, 18 @ 4:15 pm

  63. You smell smoke

    Comment by Rabid Friday, Jan 5, 18 @ 4:17 pm

  64. Beelzebub cracks a smile

    Comment by Rabid Friday, Jan 5, 18 @ 4:21 pm

  65. bruce almighty forgives himself for lying

    Comment by Rabid Friday, Jan 5, 18 @ 4:29 pm

  66. Immaculate reception

    Comment by Rabid Friday, Jan 5, 18 @ 4:46 pm

  67. Govenor terminator

    Comment by Rabid Friday, Jan 5, 18 @ 4:49 pm

  68. Judas / priest

    Comment by Rabid Friday, Jan 5, 18 @ 4:53 pm

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