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* Home-made cookies from Kelly Cassidy. Yeah, I might possibly be just a teeeeensy weensy bit wary…


It’s #NationalChocolateChipDay and look what I got from the Illinois General Assembly’s cookie baker extraordinaire @RepKellyCassidy!!! Oatmeal Chocolate Chip (because they are healthier…right? Right?!!) Thank you, Rep! Delicious! #twill pic.twitter.com/XwnPcx8×9i

— Juliana Stratton (@RepStratton5) May 15, 2018


posted by Rich Miller
Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 2:51 pm

Comments

  1. It’s reported that Rep. Stratton giggled uncontrollably.

    Comment by Grandson of Man Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 2:59 pm

  2. Cookies so “good”… you’ll want ”Cheetos and a slurpee“ after…

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 3:02 pm

  3. OMG i cant stop eating them!

    Comment by Anon Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 3:04 pm

  4. yummy and they weigh under 10 grams !

    Comment by Texas Red Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 3:05 pm

  5. Not for me

    No thanks

    Comment by Anonymous Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 3:06 pm

  6. “You should try Rep. Lang’s brownies… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 3:08 pm

  7. Fruit…or cookie…fruit…cookie…me Cookie Monster…This No-Brainer.

    Comment by Dance Band on the Titanic Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 3:13 pm

  8. I can’t believe I at the whole bag and only left you this little bit.

    Comment by Anon Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 3:17 pm

  9. Rich, why would you be wary? Are you allergic to chocolate?

    Caption: C’mon JB, just 10 more phone calls to downstate committeemen and these are all yours.

    Comment by Henry Francis Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 3:30 pm

  10. - Oswego Willy - Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 3:02 pm:
    Cookies so “good”… you’ll want ”Cheetos and a slurpee“ after…
    ———–

    “Available 3 blocks down the street at Handy Pantry.”

    Comment by Leatherneck Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 3:41 pm

  11. I guess we know what role Ms. Stratton will be playing in the Pritzker administration, chief cookie fetcher for the big guy.

    Comment by Swift Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 3:44 pm

  12. ===“Available 3 blocks down the street at Handy Pantry.”===

    … that’s what I’ve been told. I don’t “know” that…

    “Caption?”

    Rep. Cassidy made cookies… because the new gummy machine is on back order.

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 3:47 pm

  13. Are these cookies inclusive JB’s pro legalization platform?

    Comment by Boone's is Back Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 3:53 pm

  14. Had I known you were coming, I’d a baked a cake.

    Comment by Al Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 3:56 pm

  15. I could be wrong, but I detect something in here that’s a lot more powerful than oatmeal.
    .
    .
    .

    From South America. Peru, I believe … Southern Peru … ‘74, before the rains.
    .
    .
    .
    Poignant, but not overbearing.

    Comment by Northsider Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 3:56 pm

  16. “I think I’d rather have an apple.”

    Comment by d.p.gumby Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 4:02 pm

  17. “Oregano is more leafy then I thiught… has an after-taste too”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 4:03 pm

  18. Governor, you can pass more legislation with cookies than you can with vinegar.

    Comment by Earnest Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 4:04 pm

  19. While the baggies were very thoughtful, people were confused with the note inside that read, “wait two hours before driving or operating heavy machinery”…

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 4:04 pm

  20. Erma Bombeck taught us that broken cookies contain no calories. The calories escape when the cookie is first broken. I need a glass of milk, stat!

    Comment by Deputy Registrar Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 4:10 pm

  21. “These are a gateway treat to double stuffed oreos.”

    Comment by don the legend Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 4:11 pm

  22. The crumbs alone are worth $20 an ounce…

    … or something… I dunno…

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 4:13 pm

  23. If you put ice cream between two of the cookies, making a sandwich, and you time it just right, you get a brain freeze first… and then a mellow trip back as the brain freeze wears off

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 4:18 pm

  24. Where can I get a bag?

    Comment by Dead Head Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 4:26 pm

  25. “You prolly can’t tell I already had one or two, can ya?”

    Comment by A guy Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 4:26 pm

  26. I see some glaze, but it ain’t on the cookies.

    Comment by A guy Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 4:27 pm

  27. A non-toxic Epilepsy treatment which will not kill your liver like the horse litter doctors hand out.

    Comment by Al Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 4:30 pm

  28. Juliana tries her best to convince the House Republicans to sign her progressive tax amendment (outside of frame).

    “Come on Jim (shake, shake), you know you want one.”

    Comment by Jocko Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 4:41 pm

  29. Littering and… littering and

    Comment by saint west Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 5:03 pm

  30. I feel happy, so very happy…

    Comment by Huh? Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 5:05 pm

  31. Awww… the old cookie monster strikes again…

    Comment by Mama Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 6:08 pm

  32. If my bill does not pass, no cookies for you!

    Comment by Mama Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 6:10 pm

  33. No caption, just a comment. I went to California a couple years ago for a conferance and met a good friend who gave me a gift. Two dozen “raisin you spirits” chocolate cookies…and yes there was cannabis in them. So, did I eat them all at once? Nope, they actually lasted about 2 months…know what you think you’re talking about….obviously cannabis is not one of them. Sorry to cull the humor.

    Comment by Union Thug Gramma Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 6:43 pm

  34. “Fresh from the new kitchen at the renovated Governor’s Mansion”

    Comment by Arthur Andersen Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 7:02 pm

  35. The unexpected benefit of the Daniel Biss endorsement. Victory sure is sweet

    Comment by Make Illinois Decent Again Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 9:14 pm

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