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* Libertarian Party gubernatorial candidate Kash Jackson’s Twitter profile pic…

posted by Rich Miller
Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 12:50 pm

Comments

Dope.

Comment by 47th Ward Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 12:52 pm
Jim Carrey meets the Cracker Jack boy, on acid.

Comment by Grandson of Man Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 12:53 pm
Give him credit, Kash Jackson sounds like an action figure. Much better than Benjamin Winderweedle.

Comment by 47th Ward Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 12:54 pm
This guy is sincerely a joke. fun picture though.

Comment by Iggy Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 12:58 pm
He just keeps stepping in it, doesn’t he?

Comment by Osborne Smith III Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 12:59 pm
I’m deeply uncomfortable with candidates campaigning in the uniform they used to wear, even if it looks like he is a former member of the Marvel Comics Navy.

Comment by Cheryl44 Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 1:01 pm
G.I. No

Comment by Anonymous Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 1:02 pm
STEAL Team 6.

Comment by A guy Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 1:02 pm
Groovy

Comment by Saluki Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 1:03 pm
Not to be confused with Cab Calloway, Clutch Cargo, or Johnny Paycheck.

Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 1:04 pm
- Grandson of Man -
“Jim Carrey meets the Cracker Jack boy, on acid”

…in the WWE Title Bout

Comment by Don Gerard Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 1:05 pm
No Hope

Comment by Honeybadger Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 1:05 pm
Admiral Stifler, reporting for duty.

Comment by AlfondoGonz Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 1:08 pm
How rich coming from “Kash” Jackson.

Comment by Stark Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 1:14 pm
Well, costumes worked for Bruce Rauner, This guy’s just updating that proven campaign tactic,

Comment by Keyrock Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 1:14 pm
Is that Matt Dillon?

Comment by BucknIrish Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 1:14 pm
Johnny Derp as Tonto

Comment by Alternative Logic Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 1:15 pm
What’s on his face? Are those MS-13 tattoos?

Comment by Henry Francis Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 1:19 pm
So did he serve in the military alongside McCann?

Comment by Anonymous Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 1:19 pm
“I made most of my life’s decisions at a FogHat concert”

Comment by WhoKnew Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 1:22 pm
“Cartoon character for cartoon candidacy”

Comment by Steve Rogers Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 1:26 pm
Captain ‘Murica

Comment by Ron Burgundy Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 1:29 pm
My ex wife had to get mulitiple orders of protection against me, and I want YOU to vote for me anyway.

Comment by Education First Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 1:32 pm
“Kash” is apparently something he does not give in support of his children.

Comment by A Jack Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 1:39 pm
Wut

Comment by Nick Name Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 1:43 pm
“Jim Carrey meets the Cracker Jack boy, on acid”

Eric Grietens meets the Cracker Jack boy, on acid.
There, fixed it.

Comment by Deadbeat Conservative Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 1:47 pm
A Joke.

How anti-patrtiot can you get?

Comment by JS Mill Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 1:49 pm
What is the curious figure on the chest? At least there is someone to make Sam look like a serious candidate.

Comment by d.p.gumby Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 1:50 pm
Maybe he can work at Trump’s Space Force.

Comment by Flynn's Mom Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 1:57 pm
The figure on his chest looks like at the top either a submariner or a surface warfare designation. I am not sure about the big blob under that unless it’s his name tag. Then under that it looks like a parachute designation, which seems unlikely since he is a machinist mate first class and probably doesn’t do much jumping from the engine room.

Comment by A Jack Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 2:03 pm
That Obama thing is still cool, right?

Comment by Techie Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 2:05 pm
“I painted my face. You know support the team.”

Comment by don the legend Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 2:12 pm
Uncle SLAM wants you!

Comment by A guy Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 2:20 pm
Captain D Bag

Comment by SE Mayor Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 2:25 pm
Unfortunate son

Comment by Boone's is Back Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 2:26 pm
Take it down sea lawyer.
Navy Regulation 1401
This is on your twitter page which is both
Personal and political

Lt. Honeybear

Comment by Honeybear Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 2:28 pm
No caption. It needs cartoon action hero music.

Comment by Pot calling kettle Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 2:39 pm
Every once in a while, a Mark Fairchild, Arthur Jones, or Kash Jackson shows up on the ballot unexpectedly.

Comment by Six Degrees of Separation Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 2:46 pm
Sent the picture to one of my bubble..submariner friends. He says that the bottom insignia is the Deep Submergence insignia. I snickered at the irony. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep_Submergence_insignia

Comment by Anonymous Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 2:50 pm
In the navy
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the navy
Yes, you can put your mind at ease

Comment by 47th Ward Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 2:55 pm
Eh, not sure about using the uniform as part of a political ad? More guidance here:

https://www.army.mil/article/71574/rules_restrict_political_activity_by_dod_personnel

Comment by b-non Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 2:59 pm
“I’m a libertarian. Here’s me wearing one of the uniforms of the largest federal bureaucracy.”

Comment by Nick Name Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 2:59 pm
From one former NCO to another, civvies are the correct attire. Get yourself right and remove your uniform from political advertising. You are setting a poor example.

Comment by Anonymous Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 3:10 pm
Now instead of HOPE on the bottom, maybe something about being a deadbeat on child support?

Comment by Uncle Merkin Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 3:16 pm
I think I got high looking at that thing.

Comment by Albany Park Patriot Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 3:21 pm
What’s that weird mark on his chest, what battle did he win to get that one, the battle of the BM?? and the mud on his face?? Couldn’t he have washed before the artist drew his pic??

Comment by Ragman Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 3:22 pm
Kashed Out.

Comment by Arthur Andersen Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 3:26 pm
@b-non - Not saying it’s OK, but he’s Navy not Army.

Comment by Shevek Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 3:27 pm
Disturbing.

Comment by DeseDemDose Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 3:27 pm
I try not to make fun of veterans or those willing to put themselves out there by running for public office.

But wow…just wow.

Comment by Commonsense in Illinois Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 3:32 pm
The next governor

Comment by Jeffrey Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 3:35 pm
Since he appears to be a submariner, perhaps that big square object on his chest is a radiation badge. I think he may have gotten a few too many rads.

Comment by A Jack Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 3:44 pm
Shevek: it shouldn’t matter what service he was in. Policies like that are DOD-wide and not service-specific.

Comment by b-non Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 3:45 pm
Was he in the Scottish navy with Braveheart

Comment by West Side the Best Side Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 3:45 pm
Kash “Dirty Jobs” Jackson should know that his lapel ribbons look like a back of a shirtless man.

Comment by Jocko Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 3:45 pm
Turn on your black light to get the full effect.

Comment by Wensicia Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 4:35 pm
Lol this guy has a slightly better chance than Bob “three states” Marshall.

Comment by Thomas Zane Stepp Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 6:40 pm
CHANGE (your name)

Comment by Near West side Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 6:47 pm
Where’s the jail bars?

Comment by Glengarry Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 6:52 pm
It seems people like to perform exercises in futility. Choosing the same course of action and expecting different results is a fail every time. Someone steps up and voices change and it’s a roast instead of focusing on the long history of governers that have failed us, some earning convictions. Go ahead. Maintain the status quo. Vote for Rauner or pritzger. I love seeing people set the future for repeat failure.

Comment by B Griff Wednesday, Jul 11, 18 @ 2:26 pm