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Gov. Rauner talks to Gov. Ryan at mansion opening pic.twitter.com/WiD8g09o7t

— John Reynolds (@JohnReynoldsSJR) July 14, 2018


posted by Rich Miller
Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 12:07 pm

Comments

  1. and on Thursdays they serve a mean Pepper Steak.

    Comment by Gruntled University Employee Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 12:10 pm

  2. Jail wasn’t that bad.

    Comment by Ryan Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 12:10 pm

  3. “You’re worse than Rod.”

    Comment by Precinct Captain Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 12:11 pm

  4. Italy sounds nicer than the place I went after my single term…

    Comment by Arsenal Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 12:11 pm

  5. Come to comment, but I can’t beat Arsenal.

    Comment by Norseman Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 12:12 pm

  6. I mean this in the funniest way, and not in a way that will get me banned…what is Ryan doing with his hand to Governor Rauner?

    Comment by 360 Degree TurnAround Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 12:14 pm

  7. “How do you like our nice new big house?”

    “Don’t say Big House…”

    Comment by Ron Burgundy Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 12:15 pm

  8. Are you sure they didn’t find anything? It was hidden under the floor boards in the closet, in the main bedroom. I was really counting on that.

    Comment by 47th Ward Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 12:15 pm

  9. So Italy doesn’t extradite?

    Comment by DuPage Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 12:19 pm

  10. –Are you sure they didn’t find anything? –

    Those shoe boxes are mine.

    Comment by wordslinger Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 12:20 pm

  11. Ryan to Rauner: “You’ve got to do the Putin shirt off thing for your campaign. You don’t have to ride a horse though.”

    Comment by 360 Degree TurnAround Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 12:21 pm

  12. Bruce - you failed.

    Comment by VanillaMan Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 12:28 pm

  13. Bruce - I’m too ethical to vote for you.

    Comment by VanillaMan Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 12:29 pm

  14. Get off my lawn

    Comment by Red Rider Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 12:29 pm

  15. Rod and I think you’re worse than we were.

    Comment by VanillaMan Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 12:30 pm

  16. I left the light on for you.

    Comment by VanillaMan Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 12:31 pm

  17. Bruce - you’re an embarrassment to the Illinois Republican Party.

    Comment by VanillaMan Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 12:32 pm

  18. I’m endorsing Sam.

    Comment by VanillaMan Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 12:33 pm

  19. Wanna Polka?

    Comment by Grand Avenue Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 12:33 pm

  20. I lost 20 pounds after you cut the prison budget for food.

    Comment by VanillaMan Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 12:35 pm

  21. Told ya so.

    Comment by VanillaMan Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 12:36 pm

  22. Ryan to Rauner- “You might want to rethink this handcuffed pose.”

    Comment by Anon221 Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 12:36 pm

  23. JB took our toilets.

    Comment by VanillaMan Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 12:38 pm

  24. Past Governor, Future Campaign Commercial

    Comment by Amalia Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 12:39 pm

  25. Did you know JB already posted on Ebay, the Mansion’s new toilets?

    Comment by VanillaMan Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 12:40 pm

  26. A great Governor tells the current Governor how he could have been great if he had only taken other peoples’ advice.

    Comment by GOP Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 12:41 pm

  27. 1. Get back in the house. Quinn’s here too.

    2. Quinn? Yeah, we drove down together. He’s parking the car.

    Comment by Southside Markie Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 12:42 pm

  28. Don’t bother moving in, Bruce.

    Comment by VanillaMan Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 12:42 pm

  29. Hey Bruce, I just finished parole and my polling numbers are higher than yours.

    Comment by Trapped in the 'burbs Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 12:43 pm

  30. It’ll be nice to see a new governor here in January.

    Comment by VanillaMan Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 12:44 pm

  31. Governor who governed meets governor who is not in charge

    Comment by DuPage Saint Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 12:45 pm

  32. Bruce get help. Really Bruce get help.

    Comment by End game Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 12:48 pm

  33. What was he thinking?

    Comment by 47th Ward Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 12:51 pm

  34. Yeah, Bruce, I get it. Madigan, Madigan, Madigan.
    Spare me.
    You never had to deal with Pate.

    Comment by Michelle Flaherty Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 12:51 pm

  35. Back in my day we had a dress code: tie, no silly outfits.

    Comment by A Jack Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 12:55 pm

  36. Governor, with all due respect you look so pasty white. When was the last time you got any sunshine?

    Look, at home I have a great tanning bed. You should come over and try it out. Durkin and Brady come over at least once a week. It’s how they maintain that “just stepped off the golf course glow”.

    Comment by Henry Francis Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 1:06 pm

  37. George: “it’s not Madigan it’s you, but thanks for making me look good”

    As they walk away from each other you hear Rainer say; “ who was that?”

    Comment by Publius Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 1:09 pm

  38. Gosh, you are the Governor? When I saw you in all those silly outfits around that old van, I thought you were selling used cars.

    Comment by A Jack Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 1:13 pm

  39. No, no that was Jack Ryan that was married to the Star Trek actress. I am the Ryan who was Governor.

    Comment by A Jack Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 1:22 pm

  40. Does this tickle?

    Comment by 360 Degree TurnAround Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 1:35 pm

  41. George - Tattered reputations are forever.

    Comment by Huh? Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 1:43 pm

  42. “Bruce, first you’d have to HAVE a good name before you could clear it.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 2:07 pm

  43. GR: “Prison tats? Yeah, I’ve got one of the Former Illinois Governors’ Nation.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 2:09 pm

  44. “Remember, Bruce. Cigarettes. Buy plenty of cigarettes.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 2:11 pm

  45. “Jesse White’s still Secretary of State? Some things never change.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 2:13 pm

  46. “Bruce, back in my day here, we drank out of jelly jars and were glad to have them.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 2:15 pm

  47. “No, really, Governor Ryan. If you don’t remove your hand from me, I’m going to give Pat Quinn your home address.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 2:16 pm

  48. Thanks Bruce. I mean it, Thank you. So many People said I damaged the Republican Party, but I cant hold a candle to you. You made even me look good.

    Comment by SOIL M Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 2:17 pm

  49. “Bruce, whatever you do, eat your own food on ‘Chop Suey Night’.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 2:18 pm

  50. “Come to think of it, Bruce, stripes are the only costume I HAVEN’T seen you in.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 2:20 pm

  51. “Bruce, Lumpy and Animal said to send their regards.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 2:24 pm

  52. “And you, scarecrow, you’re the worst governor of us all.”

    Comment by AlfondoGonz Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 2:24 pm

  53. “Following Pritzker around with toilets? That’s beneath an Illinois governor, Bruce.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 2:32 pm

  54. Hope they counted my grandkids before filling in the pool.

    Comment by A guy Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 3:55 pm

  55. In my time, I frisked a thousand young punks but for you….

    Comment by LINK Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 4:43 pm

  56. Christ…who let Rod in? Wait…

    Comment by Commonsense in Illinois Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 4:46 pm

  57. Well, at least you don’t need to appeal the property taxes on this residence like you have on your other properties.

    Comment by No Longer A Lurker Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 4:53 pm

  58. Pinning on the order of the triple cross

    Comment by Rabid Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 7:55 pm

  59. I can confirm your heartless

    Comment by Rabid Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 7:58 pm

  60. Jim and Pat are celebrating Bastille day with the crowd in the back

    Comment by Rabid Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 8:01 pm

  61. You two should get out of the gutter

    Comment by Rabid Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 8:03 pm

  62. I now pronounce you, you may kiss yourself

    Comment by Rabid Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 8:28 pm

  63. Are you wearing a wire

    Comment by Rabid Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 9:08 pm

  64. You got a sharpie, I want to write a thank-you note in the porta potty

    Comment by Rabid Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 9:28 pm

  65. I feel for you but I just can’t reach you

    Comment by Rabid Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 9:46 pm

  66. The GOP picked the elephant because of it’s long nose

    Comment by Rabid Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 10:07 pm

  67. You looking for another GOP govenor endorsement

    Comment by Rabid Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 10:30 pm

  68. You smell McCann voters

    Comment by Rabid Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 10:55 pm

  69. How did you get snookered by arthur jones, genius

    Comment by Rabid Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 11:06 pm

  70. I hear the Russians are going to purge the democrats from Galesburg for you

    Comment by Rabid Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 11:19 pm

  71. Bruce Rauner is touched

    Comment by Rabid Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 11:42 pm

  72. This is not the place or time for this

    Comment by Rabid Monday, Jul 16, 18 @ 11:44 pm

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