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* Incoming lt. governor Juliana Stratton

posted by Rich Miller
Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:04 pm

Comments

  1. “Opp… I beat Rauner, twice… k?… don’t forget that.”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:07 pm

  2. “Not one statewide did Rauner win. Not. One.”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:09 pm

  3. “Mr. Dunkin that is your one warning. And no we will not talk later.”

    Comment by People caring loudly Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:12 pm

  4. I’m only going to say this one more time… the largest margin of victory in the HISTORY of Illinois.

    Comment by Blago's Hare Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:14 pm

  5. “I read on CapFax today that the state is essentially bankrupt”

    Comment by Stuntman Bob's Brother Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:15 pm

  6. “Mr. Dunkin please sit down, put your sleeping bag under your desk and be quiet, this is your final warning”

    Comment by Les Nessman Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:17 pm

  7. Don’t go there . . .

    Comment by Huh? Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:29 pm

  8. You disrespect me, you disrespect the people of Illinois.

    Comment by Huh? Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:31 pm

  9. “After Rauner, Illinois will only go up from here.”

    Comment by don the legend Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:33 pm

  10. “I didn’t run to not be heard. You better figure that out right now… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:35 pm

  11. “Evelyn, we will not have any slip and fall issues on your way out the door will we?”

    Comment by Baggs McCoy Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:36 pm

  12. Who has the most government experience on this team?

    Comment by Keyrock Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:36 pm

  13. All right. This one time I’ll let you ask me about my affairs.

    Comment by Henry Francis Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:37 pm

  14. “Not one time have I fallen and sued the State, not once.”

    Comment by Ole' Nelson Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:46 pm

  15. Reporter:
    “Do you like your hair up or down?”

    Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:48 pm

  16. “You can ask me one question about personal injury liability insurance… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:50 pm

  17. Hey. Hey! Remember this ONE thing! I hate the sound of people eating bananas!

    Comment by Rich Miller Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:50 pm

  18. “We’re one team. One. You go after one, you get us all… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:51 pm

  19. “There’s one word I don’t want to hear anymore. It begins with a T and ends with oilets… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:53 pm

  20. You shouldn’t hang me on a hook, Johnny. My father hung me on a hook once. Once.

    Comment by 47th Ward Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 3:54 pm

  21. This is the number of democrats in Sangamon county. I’m glad to be in Rock Island county!

    Comment by The Colossus of Roads Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 4:05 pm

  22. I’m just starting the Marge Simpson look, but maybe only this much higher.

    Comment by West Side the Best Side Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 4:09 pm

  23. One heartbeat away…

    Comment by Saul to Paul Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 4:20 pm

  24. “One: that’s the number of arrests I am away from becoming Governor.”

    Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 4:22 pm

  25. “Just one more month until this nightmare is over.”

    Comment by Cubs in '16 Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 4:34 pm

  26. Reporter: “Ms. Stratton, how many Rauner accomplishments can you cite?”

    Comment by Cubs in '16 Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 4:36 pm

  27. “This is the direction your taxes are going”

    Comment by Stuntman Bob's Brother Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 4:45 pm

  28. @Cubs in ‘16
    Reporter: “What is that accomplishment?”
    Representative Stratton: “Losing.”

    Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 5:52 pm

  29. I dare you to run a bill eliminating me

    Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 6:07 pm

  30. One ham sandwich away from the Governor’s Mansion.

    Comment by DougChicago Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 7:16 pm

  31. …Singular Sensation…

    Comment by A guy Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 7:38 pm

  32. The Aristocrats (banned punctuation)

    Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, Dec 12, 18 @ 7:54 pm

  33. I won the election and there are consequences.

    Comment by Anonymous Thursday, Dec 13, 18 @ 6:39 am

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