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* A few stories to set the mood…

* Spring break ending, legislators go to pot, gambling, Pritzker’s budget

* Latest pitch for Rockford casino involves getting support from Chicago, legislators

* There’s a lot on the agenda when lawmakers return to Springfield. Here’s a rundown

* The Question: Your predictions for the final five weeks of the spring session? Snark is heavily encouraged.

posted by Rich Miller
Tuesday, Apr 30, 19 @ 3:14 pm

Comments

  1. blaze it

    Comment by intern Tuesday, Apr 30, 19 @ 3:33 pm

  2. Marty Moylan is visited by the ghosts of incarcerated past, sees the error of his ways and donates his salary to the first reformed convict growing operation.

    Comment by Iggy Tuesday, Apr 30, 19 @ 3:37 pm

  3. Weed, gambling, capitol, fair tax, oh my!

    Comment by The Real Captain Tuesday, Apr 30, 19 @ 3:37 pm

  4. New laws are coming.

    Comment by Steve Tuesday, Apr 30, 19 @ 3:38 pm

  5. In an attempt to fully comprehend the issues, Pritzker smokes a joint, gets wasted, then blows the whole budget at the casino.

    Comment by Groucho Tuesday, Apr 30, 19 @ 3:40 pm

  6. A lot of Pritzker’s $1,100,000,000 in “fresh revenue” is likely to spoil and the fruits won’t be harvested as advertised.

    (Bond Buyer, 2/25/19, “Why Illinois budget proposal raises new rating concerns.”)

    Comment by cdog Tuesday, Apr 30, 19 @ 3:41 pm

  7. The Liquor Warehouseman and Casino license holders will continue to get pretty much whatever they want.

    Comment by Al Tuesday, Apr 30, 19 @ 3:45 pm

  8. Placing revenues over personal freedoms, 5 plant homegrow gets thrown under the bus in a last minute deal to get the revenue producing portions/licenses through. Street dealers and Chiefs of Police rejoice. It becomes the Bronze standard of tax and regulate legislation. I hope I’m wrong.

    Comment by XonXoff Tuesday, Apr 30, 19 @ 3:53 pm

  9. The House and Senate Republicans are invited to the Mansion for the first ever “Weed Summit”. Days later, Pritzker signs every bill in his agenda.

    Comment by Kayak Tuesday, Apr 30, 19 @ 3:54 pm

  10. Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria! /s

    Comment by Smitty Irving Tuesday, Apr 30, 19 @ 3:55 pm

  11. In a seeming fit of investigative zeal, IL legislators head to CO for a weekend field trip.

    Upon returning, they unanimously pass every bill before the IL GA within 24 hours of boarding in Denver.

    Well, since snark was heavily encouraged…

    Comment by dbk Tuesday, Apr 30, 19 @ 4:01 pm

  12. Pritzker suddenly realizes that what people have been saying for years is true: there is enough fraud and wasteful spending in Illinois government to balance the budget.

    Comment by Earnest Tuesday, Apr 30, 19 @ 4:04 pm

  13. JB needs to rebrand the state vegetable to marijuana.

    Comment by Blue Dog Dem Tuesday, Apr 30, 19 @ 4:06 pm

  14. The GA unanimously passes all pending legalization and revenue bills after sampling homegrown and commercial samples at a buffet catered by the casino owners.

    Comment by RNUG Tuesday, Apr 30, 19 @ 4:06 pm

  15. Pritzker and the Democrats get everything they want, more money, more spending and another “pension holiday.” Headline of Tribune in 2030 reads: State Retirees to Receive Half of Promised Pension Benefits Due To Completely Eroded Tax Base in Illinois. Article goes on.. “High earners fled the state leaving only pot-smoking gamblers to pay the bills. We told you this would happen in 2019.”

    Comment by Oh Really? Tuesday, Apr 30, 19 @ 4:08 pm

  16. April showers bring May flowers (of a different bloom).

    Comment by stlboy Tuesday, Apr 30, 19 @ 4:10 pm

  17. In a surprise eleventh hour move, the GA authorizes Historical Preservation to trade the Thompson Center for Rauner’s mansion and turn the mansion into a State historical site / Chicago Governor’s mansion.

    Comment by RNUG Tuesday, Apr 30, 19 @ 4:12 pm

  18. In a brilliant move, the ILGA passes a legal weed bill and simultaneously puts a 400% tax on snack foods.

    Comment by Tequila Mockingbird Tuesday, Apr 30, 19 @ 4:24 pm

  19. There is a statewide shortage of Fritos, Cheetos, Doritos and snack aisles are empty from South Beloit to Cairo.

    Everyone just stares at each other. No one really cares about anything else. White Castle has the biggest month in it’s history.

    Comment by A guy Tuesday, Apr 30, 19 @ 4:27 pm

  20. In the confusion, Rockford changes it’s name to Chicago and gets a really big casino, man.

    Comment by A guy Tuesday, Apr 30, 19 @ 4:29 pm

  21. Just for fun, JB puts his Hyatt properties into the state assets and starts bonding. (Until the last cookie is gone)

    Comment by A guy Tuesday, Apr 30, 19 @ 4:31 pm

  22. A state of justice prevails… overall.

    Comment by Dotnonymous Tuesday, Apr 30, 19 @ 4:38 pm

  23. Weed gets pushed to veto session. Legislators panic about revenue, pass the graduated income tax. And a weak gaming bill gets passed at the last possible minute, leaving everyone unhappy.

    Comment by OutOfState Tuesday, Apr 30, 19 @ 4:39 pm

  24. John Deere and Company revenues soar with world-wide pre-orders for new hemp harvesting equipment.

    Comment by XonXoff Tuesday, Apr 30, 19 @ 4:50 pm

  25. Thick joints in Illinois will hereafter be called “Pritzkers”.

    Comment by Quizzical Tuesday, Apr 30, 19 @ 4:56 pm

  26. Snake eyes.

    Comment by City Zen Tuesday, Apr 30, 19 @ 5:00 pm

  27. The headlines of 2031 will be along the lines of—-

    Following Incomplete Payment of State Pension Obligations Court Enjoins Comptroller to Pay Full Amount and Orders Legislature to Enact Revenue Measures to Ensure Adequate Funding

    Comment by DougChicago Tuesday, Apr 30, 19 @ 5:03 pm

  28. I predict six more weeks of Winter.

    Comment by 47th Ward Tuesday, Apr 30, 19 @ 5:05 pm

  29. I don’t know what will happen in the last 5 weeks, but I’m confident that the last 5 weeks will happen on May 27, 28, 29, 30 and 31.

    Comment by Whatever Tuesday, Apr 30, 19 @ 5:34 pm

  30. Dad shoes.

    Comment by Keyrock Tuesday, Apr 30, 19 @ 5:39 pm

  31. In an attempt at compromise, Rockford is granted a casino license…but only for ‘wacky games’ played in National Lampoon’s Vacation.

    Comment by Jocko Tuesday, Apr 30, 19 @ 6:00 pm

  32. Recreational Marijuana becomes law.
    Domino’s opens up down the street from the Capital.

    Comment by Rural Survivor Tuesday, Apr 30, 19 @ 6:41 pm

  33. Per diem paid to legislators > benefits received by IL taxpayers.

    Comment by justacitizen Tuesday, Apr 30, 19 @ 8:18 pm

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