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posted by Rich Miller
Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 9:22 am

Comments

  1. So to review: the two flags behind me are authorized for display at state sponsored-events. All others…

    Comment by Dysfunction Junction Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 9:27 am

  2. Madigan: Jail would be better than listening to this guy continue to ramble.

    Comment by PublicServant Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 9:28 am

  3. MJM- “Focus Michael…focus.”

    Comment by JS Mill Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 9:31 am

  4. MJM: “Keep eyes open, look interested. Clock in back says 20 more minutes.”

    Comment by zatoichi Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 9:34 am

  5. Daydream…Will I get indicted?…Yes, no, maybe?

    Comment by Grandson of Man Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 9:34 am

  6. Oy, this guy whines more than Rauner.

    Comment by Jocko Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 9:34 am

  7. “I can’t believe Durbin didn’t wear a tie”.

    Comment by 360 Degree TurnAround Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 9:38 am

  8. “I think I really prefer vanilla to chocolate.”

    Comment by downstateR Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 9:39 am

  9. what do you mean we’re not diverse?

    Comment by Amalia Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 9:41 am

  10. I’m mostly bothered by the fact that the U.S. flag is supposed to be to the left of the state flag if displayed properly. That’s all I can see looking at the photo.

    Comment by is anyone ever really anonymous? Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 9:41 am

  11. “He’s as long winded as Stephen Douglas”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 9:41 am

  12. Madigan looks around the room trying to find the FBI-planted microphone.

    Comment by Just Me Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 9:41 am

  13. “Must. Stay. Awake.”

    Comment by Perrid Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 9:42 am

  14. Durbin to MJM ” Mike, thanks for letting my office work on female diversity of our delegates”

    Comment by Donnie Elgin Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 9:44 am

  15. We have hair-parted on the right AND on the left!

    Comment by lake county democrat Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 9:44 am

  16. “I’ve trained myself to eat an apple a day and destroyed every political enemy in my path. By God, I can teach myself to sleep with my eyes open!”

    Comment by Boone's is Back Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 9:45 am

  17. Ahh, time to ponder life’s deeper questions: Who am I? What is my greater purpose in life? Has anyone actually taken down and passed around the 99 bottles of beer on the wall?

    Comment by Independent Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 9:52 am

  18. “This guy, talking, again.”

    Comment by Interested Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 10:00 am

  19. MJM: “Hmm….little spider looks like he might jump. Lucky spider…..”

    Comment by Sayitaintso Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 10:00 am

  20. I sooooooo should have brought my own cup like this lady did. NEED. MORE. COFFEE.

    Comment by R A T Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 10:06 am

  21. “I shoulda quashed this guy in Springfield 30 years ago”

    Comment by A guy Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 10:15 am

  22. This is what diversity looks like. No really. One of us has a secret identity.

    Comment by A guy Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 10:16 am

  23. Is that really Speaker Madigan or is it a wax likeness?

    Comment by Flapdoodle Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 10:18 am

  24. Kids these days just don’t know when to stop talking.

    Comment by Henry Francis Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 10:22 am

  25. This guy hasn’t said anything interesting since 1984. No, maybe never.

    Comment by A guy Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 10:23 am

  26. MJM: ” It’s times like this that I really miss Danny Solis and Luis Gutierrez.”

    Comment by Steve Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 10:23 am

  27. ===This is what diversity looks like. No really. One of us has a secret identity.===

    Ignoring females when mocking diversity is owning the libs. LOL

    See: Magnificent 7.

    “Caption?”

    “Cut to the chase Senator, my table at Saputo’s is waiting.

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 10:23 am

  28. MJM: (If an apple falls from a tree in the woods and there’s nobody there, does it make a sound?)

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 10:25 am

  29. Hi, I’d like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn.

    Comment by Edgewater Greg Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 10:26 am

  30. At my current rate of slumping I should be under the table and out of here in ten minutes…

    Comment by Ron Burgundy Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 10:28 am

  31. MJM: (Ouch. I wish I hadn’t pulled my pants up so high.)

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 10:28 am

  32. “Ya never know when that chandelier has a hidden mic in it”

    Comment by Blue Dog Dem Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 10:28 am

  33. MJM: (When I got in this game, there were only 23 stars on the flag. Ah, those were the days.)

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 10:30 am

  34. MJM: (Is it my imagination, or do those cracks in the ceiling spell out “indictment?”)

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 10:36 am

  35. MJM: (Ugh. Weight of off-center name tag…pulling me down…)

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 10:37 am

  36. MJM: (You’d think with his expense allowance, he’d be able to pass out free No-Doze.)

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 10:40 am

  37. Ten more minutes of this and I will call the FBI to save themselves the trouble and shoot me now.

    Comment by Jocko Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 10:44 am

  38. Durbin: “And so, to get more diverse voices in our delegation, I nominate Frank Caliendo.”

    Comment by Streator Curmdgeon Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 10:45 am

  39. Woman: (My, The Speaker looks so lifelike in person.)

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 10:50 am

  40. Durbin: “Diversity is like a box of chocolates…”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 10:53 am

  41. *I’m mostly bothered by the fact that the U.S. flag is supposed to be to the left of the state flag if displayed properly. That’s all I can see looking at the photo.*

    Maybe everywhere else, but this is the Independent People’s Republic of Illinois.

    Comment by Bilbo Swaggins Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 11:06 am

  42. Madigan: Beetlejuice had the best score of any film and I’ll take that to my grave.

    Comment by Bilbo Swaggins Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 11:08 am

  43. MJM: (Hmmm. Did I forget to mail in my Illuminati dues?)

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 11:15 am

  44. If I fall asleep, I hope I don’t get the head bobs.

    Comment by Huh? Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 11:29 am

  45. If I push my chair back a few more inches, I can rest my head against the wall.

    Comment by Huh? Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 11:30 am

  46. Has anyone else noticed that stain on the ceiling looks like a honey crisp apple? Fascinating.

    Comment by pool boy Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 11:54 am

  47. I didn’t know what a dab was…wow.

    Comment by Dotnonymous Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 12:37 pm

  48. MJM: Well, I… I could be wrong. But I believe diversity was an old, old wooden ship that was used in the Civil War era.

    DD: Mike, are you paying attention?

    MJM: Nope.

    Comment by Anon312 Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 12:43 pm

  49. ==See: Magnificent 7.==

    No. You see it. It’s the dumbest thing I’ve seen in a long time.

    Comment by A guy Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 12:44 pm

  50. ===No. You see it. It’s the dumbest thing I’ve seen in a long time===

    It’s a mockumentary… I can see why you don’t get it, lol

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 12:50 pm

  51. I lift mine eyes unto the lord, praying for divine intercession, to be released from the toil of a droning politician.

    Comment by Huh? Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 12:50 pm

  52. “I still can’t believe they wrote checks.”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 12:51 pm

  53. ==It’s a mockumentary… I can see why you don’t get it, lol==

    Eek man. You need to open a window in the room with the modeling glue.

    Comment by A guy Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 1:20 pm

  54. ===You need to open a window in the room with the modeling glue.===

    Anyone missing that women bring diversity needs to open their eyes. Then again, you’re a Trumpkin, I can understand your blindness.

    “Caption?”

    “Why couldn’t Stava-Murray run against him and lose? It would be so much easier”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 1:32 pm

  55. MJM (…Cufflinks, stick pin,

    When I step out I’m gonna do you in

    They come runnin’ just as fast as they can

    ‘Cause every girl crazy ’bout a sharp dressed man)

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 1:36 pm

  56. ==Anyone missing that women bring diversity needs to open their eyes.==

    Anyone missing that 3 white people, including one middle aged woman and 2 old guys isn’t the “portrait of diversity” people laud these days?

    Give Mapes a call. Your perspective is the kind he’s looking for.

    Comment by A guy Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 2:25 pm

  57. *I’m mostly bothered by the fact that the U.S. flag is supposed to be to the left of the state flag if displayed properly. That’s all I can see looking at the photo.*

    If you’re Durbin, Madigan et al, it is left of the state flag.

    Comment by don the legend Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 2:25 pm

  58. ===Anyone missing that 3 white people, including one middle aged woman and 2 old guys isn’t the “portrait of diversity” people laud these days?===

    For Trumpkins this *is* diversity, you missing it worries me more, LOL

    “Caption?”

    “Ugh. I need to get my new state fair khakis… I keep forgetting.”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 2:33 pm

  59. Willy, no worries. I’m just furnishing the room I apparently own in your head.

    Comment by A guy Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 2:44 pm

  60. ===I’m just furnishing the room I apparently own in your head.===

    Meh. You’re my comic relief. Lacking so much self-awareness, you’re a model of true inconstancies. You don’t like being called on it, just like Trump, LOL

    “Caption?”

    “This is what I get for standing in for the Governor”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 2:52 pm

  61. MJM: “If I stare hard enough, I can read that quarter from across the room. Anything but listen to this guy…”

    Comment by revvedup Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 3:54 pm

  62. ==Meh. You’re my comic relief.==

    Hmmm. I think I’ll put the couch here.

    Comment by A guy Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 4:06 pm

  63. Oh - A Guy -

    Notice you keep making it about me, what, no caption?

    Projection.

    Showing another Trump trait.

    Like I said, you’re truly a model of Trump.

    “Caption?”

    “He’s so long winded, there’s going to be no time for Apple picking at the street market.”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 4:14 pm

  64. MJM: (Sheesh. At least the guy with the costumes was FUNNY.)

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 5:12 pm

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