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These things are popping up all over the Statehouse as officials report the 5th case of #COVID19 in Illinois. #twill pic.twitter.com/AwmvgXyRSx

— Peter Hancock (@PeterQHancock) March 5, 2020

posted by Rich Miller
Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 3:23 pm

Comments

  1. Couldnt help but laugh. Maybe they need a shower station at the statehouse.

    Comment by Blue Dog Dem Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 3:28 pm

  2. Gonna need a bigger sanitizing station….

    Comment by Lefty Lefty Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 3:30 pm

  3. Someone should post a sign that it’s for your hands!

    Comment by oneholeoff Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 3:31 pm

  4. The question is… is that for the lobbyist after meeting with legislators… or legislators after meeting with lobbyists.

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 3:32 pm

  5. Illinois’ solution to dirty money in politics.

    Comment by My Button is Broke... Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 3:35 pm

  6. Where do you put the money?

    Comment by 47th Ward Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 3:35 pm

  7. *Speaker goes down list of promises.*

    “Clean up Springfield. Check.”

    Comment by Ron Burgundy Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 3:35 pm

  8. Skillicorn’s playing it extra safe. He doesn’t even touch his voting switch or come into Springfield to do his job.

    Comment by Rich Hill Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 3:38 pm

  9. “These new urinals make quite a mess.”

    – MrJM

    Comment by @misterjayem Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 3:38 pm

  10. Abe Lincoln’s hand sanitizer

    (On loan from the Lincoln Library and Museum)

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 3:41 pm

  11. You go to the right ones, there’s one that dispenses bourbon, another Scotch, and a third Red Bull…

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 3:42 pm

  12. We call this one “Jim Edgar”, it’ has a non-alcohol based sanitizer

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 3:45 pm

  13. Has anybody got a dime? Somebody’s gotta go back and get a (deleted) of dimes.

    Comment by 47th Ward Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 3:51 pm

  14. R2clean2

    Comment by Yep Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 3:53 pm

  15. “Here to clean-up government.”

    “Because this is what we really meant when we said we’d get rid of dirty politics.”

    Comment by Boomerang Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 3:53 pm

  16. The FBI has gotten quite sophisticated, in not only listening device technologies but their hiding places too… case in point…

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 3:53 pm

  17. Huh. Here I thought it was a person voting Allen Skillicorn’s switch…

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 3:54 pm

  18. Mr JM. Wins. Plus after using this stupid thing you need one of those hand cleaner things.

    Comment by Sayitaintso Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 3:56 pm

  19. This machine placed by SafeSneeze.*

    *Totally not affiliated with SafeSpeed. Seriously.

    Comment by Ron Burgundy Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 3:59 pm

  20. Why is it asking for my Netflix password?

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 4:00 pm

  21. “Please consult the youtube video for proper use”

    Comment by dbk Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 4:13 pm

  22. Why am i standing here? I’m a Sanitizing Station Engineer II.

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 4:14 pm

  23. Lobbying for DebGroup finally pays off

    Comment by Guv'nah Bond Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 4:17 pm

  24. Endorsed by J.B. Pritzker.

    Comment by Wensicia Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 4:18 pm

  25. They warn us of the virus and that it is airborne but then will not allow State Agencies to have paper towels but use unhealthy blow dryers. Sad.

    Comment by Lurker Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 4:18 pm

  26. Not pictured: Nearby sign requesting “Please Do Not Harass the Sanitizing Station.”

    Comment by Ron Burgundy Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 4:23 pm

  27. The first Tier 3 employee.

    Comment by Last Bull Moose Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 4:37 pm

  28. Are we sure this isn’t an expo of prison industry items some current legislators will be making as future inmates?

    Comment by JSS Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 4:38 pm

  29. Yeah, hello… yeah, I went to one of your machines and using the voice thing I took the Jets with the 7 points, gave 3 points with the Steelers, and parlayed the Bears and Colts and when I reached to get my ticket…

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 4:43 pm

  30. “Nah. It doesn’t spit out hand sanitizer. Here it spits out indictments.”

    Comment by Ron Burgundy Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 5:05 pm

  31. Are the Feds bugging your conversations? Please use sanitizer.

    Comment by ChicagoFlyBoy Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 5:09 pm

  32. If you lift up the machine it says,”Made in Wuhan,China”

    Comment by Blue Dog Dem Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 5:13 pm

  33. Only works so-so on FOIA requests.

    Comment by A Jack Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 5:14 pm

  34. For an extra buck it will guess your weight and predict your future.

    Comment by z Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 5:18 pm

  35. Who got the contract to refill and maintain these machines?

    Comment by Huh? Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 5:41 pm

  36. Penny a pump and we’ll solve the State’s fiscal woes;)

    Comment by Anon221 Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 5:43 pm

  37. Must be a Federal sanitizing station.

    Comment by Captain Obvious Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 5:46 pm

  38. That’s a Canadian listening device.

    Comment by FormerParatrooper Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 5:51 pm

  39. Was banned from state Capitol w/out an escort, recently allowed back in.

    Comment by Rutro Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 6:13 pm

  40. Hand Sanitizing Station sponsored by Mike Bloomberg.
    “Vote Joe Biden”.

    Comment by Boomerang Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 8:01 pm

  41. Does it work on States Attorney’s?

    Comment by RNUG Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 8:13 pm

  42. So many things to say. Most of them wildly inappropriate.

    Comment by SouthSide Markie Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 8:44 pm

  43. Eastern block members assured their constituents Coronavirus was a hoax by Michael Madigan to undermine their ability to get things done in Springfield. They all signed a pledge to not use the new hand sanitizer stations like the one above.

    Comment by Southern Illinois Mayor Thursday, Mar 5, 20 @ 8:51 pm

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