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posted by Rich Miller
Friday, Feb 5, 21 @ 2:46 pm
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“I plead the 5th”
Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Feb 5, 21 @ 2:49 pm
“Question…Can I rent the car from myself and pay with campaign funds?”
Comment by random Friday, Feb 5, 21 @ 2:50 pm
“I solemnly swear, I’m up to no good”
Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Feb 5, 21 @ 2:50 pm
“Your honor, what had happened was…”
Comment by Sensitive Nancy Friday, Feb 5, 21 @ 2:50 pm
“It was me. I fought the law, and the law won”
Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Feb 5, 21 @ 2:50 pm
“I will, your honor. I’ll take a plea… “
Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Feb 5, 21 @ 2:51 pm
Scout’s honor.
Comment by zatoichi Friday, Feb 5, 21 @ 2:52 pm
“Can I still say because Madigan?”
Comment by Grimlock Friday, Feb 5, 21 @ 2:52 pm
“Your Honor, I have a question. I was unaware I could be indicted, I was told there would be no math”
Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Feb 5, 21 @ 2:52 pm
“This is how I signal a left turn, until I can get the ol RV back to my friendly neighborhood mechanic”
Comment by Socially DIstant watcher Friday, Feb 5, 21 @ 2:53 pm
And you may ask yourself, “How do I work this?”
Comment by Keyrock Friday, Feb 5, 21 @ 2:53 pm
I do solemnly swear to never upset Murphy again.
Comment by Not again Friday, Feb 5, 21 @ 2:53 pm
“Question. If I’m out on bail, your Honor, can I use the pickup as an Uber, or no?”
Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Feb 5, 21 @ 2:53 pm
“I solemnly swear my other fingers are crossed”
Comment by bhartbanjo Friday, Feb 5, 21 @ 2:53 pm
Cross my heart and hope to die, I was just hangin’ out with the other guys….
Comment by Friendly Bob Adams Friday, Feb 5, 21 @ 2:54 pm
“Sorry. Me again. I can charge mileage for that Uber thing or is that a no-no too with this whole bail thingy?”
Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Feb 5, 21 @ 2:55 pm
Anyone know who has an F150 parked outside it has it’s lights on.
Comment by OneMan Friday, Feb 5, 21 @ 2:58 pm
Anyone know who has an F150 parked outside it has it’s lights on.
Comment by OneMan Friday, Feb 5, 21 @ 2:58 pm
(Record screeches to a halt)
“Yeah, that’s me, being sworn into the Illinois Senate, the next oath I’ll take… that’ll be on the stand in federal court. Federal court? Yeah, you heard right, but, let’s start from the beginning, with a truck and Bruce Rauner”
(Cut to black, credits, music)
Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Feb 5, 21 @ 2:58 pm
“Ok, Sam… Now, what’s in your other hand?”
– MrJM
Comment by @misterjayem Friday, Feb 5, 21 @ 2:58 pm
“I am Spartacus”
Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Feb 5, 21 @ 2:59 pm
“I ordered no Mayo…”
Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Feb 5, 21 @ 3:01 pm
=== “I plead the 5th” ===
And make it Woodford Reserve Bourbon, Please.
Comment by PublicServant Friday, Feb 5, 21 @ 3:03 pm
“Yeah, I rented to myself. Get used to it, brother.”
Comment by ChicagoKid Friday, Feb 5, 21 @ 3:04 pm
I swear, that pick up truck I used in my commercial was paid for legally.
Comment by Grandson of Man Friday, Feb 5, 21 @ 3:07 pm
Your honor, can we plea bargain most of this away?
Comment by RNUG Friday, Feb 5, 21 @ 3:08 pm
Green eggs and ham? I do not like them Sam-I-am.
Comment by Not the Dude Friday, Feb 5, 21 @ 3:09 pm
“If only that MacArthur Extension was never built.”
(Snark intended because I use that road to/from work, plus it needs to be finished to Woodside Road).
Comment by Chatham Resident Friday, Feb 5, 21 @ 3:09 pm
Now put the other hand up.
Comment by Ron Burgundy Friday, Feb 5, 21 @ 3:12 pm
“Wave bye bye.”
Comment by don the legend Friday, Feb 5, 21 @ 3:18 pm
“Now your right hand, nice slow, behind your back”
(Cuff clicks)
Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Feb 5, 21 @ 3:18 pm
Sheriff: “So who would like to go to Stateville Correctional Center??”
“Me!” says…Sam-I-Am
Comment by Pizza Man Friday, Feb 5, 21 @ 3:20 pm
Geez, I’m gonna be in the minority again outnumbered by Illinois Dems in prison.
Comment by Illinois Politics Friday, Feb 5, 21 @ 3:25 pm
“No really, I’m the next John McCain, I solemnly swear.”
Comment by Ducky LaMoore Friday, Feb 5, 21 @ 3:27 pm
Your Honor, may I ask the court’s permission to purchase a one-way ticket to Greece. My friend Frankie Kollintzas of the infamous Sidewalks-for-Votes scandal in East Chicago,
Indiana is looking to add drivers to his taxi fleet.
Since I have experience driving multiple vehicles, Frankie assured me that I would have a job. Frankie was looking at eleven years in the slammer and huge fines.
With the court’s permission, of course.
Comment by Rudy’s teeth Friday, Feb 5, 21 @ 3:27 pm
“He’s talking pig Latin, I don’t know what he’s saying.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CdZOFuWWT4
Comment by Ducky LaMoore Friday, Feb 5, 21 @ 3:32 pm
Talk to the hand
Comment by Rabid Friday, Feb 5, 21 @ 3:38 pm
“I solemnly swear to uphold the laws of the State of Ill…… awwww forget it, who am I kidding.”
Comment by don the legend Friday, Feb 5, 21 @ 3:38 pm
It was hamburger helpers fault
Comment by Rabid Friday, Feb 5, 21 @ 3:39 pm
Got me a five finger discount
Comment by Rabid Friday, Feb 5, 21 @ 3:40 pm
“I swear I didn’t do anything much different than Auditor General Mautino.”
Comment by 40000 ft Friday, Feb 5, 21 @ 3:42 pm
High five
Comment by Rabid Friday, Feb 5, 21 @ 3:43 pm
Stop me if you heard this before
Comment by Rabid Friday, Feb 5, 21 @ 3:44 pm
Alright ! Who abused their campaign account ?
Comment by NorthsideNoMore Friday, Feb 5, 21 @ 3:52 pm
“Your honor, I have Republican ideals. Why would I commit a crime when there are so many legal ways to be dishonest?”
Comment by Ducky LaMoore Friday, Feb 5, 21 @ 3:55 pm
Yur honor, it’s true.
The F-250 is one sweeeeet truck.
Comment by Third Reading Friday, Feb 5, 21 @ 3:57 pm
Sam McCann: “Um, any possibility of a retroactive Trump pardon?” Just sayin’…..
Comment by Pizza Man Friday, Feb 5, 21 @ 3:58 pm
“Sorry folks, park’s closed. The moose out front should have told you.”
Comment by Dance Band on the Titanic Friday, Feb 5, 21 @ 4:01 pm