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* Statewide GOP candidates Judy Baar Topinka, Bill Brady and Dan Rutherford…

The person posting the funniest comment “wins” a cocktail hour with me in the Chicago or Springfield areas. I might even expand that geography if I know someone in your neck of the woods. I’m buying. You don’t have to drink to be eligible, but it helps.

posted by Rich Miller
Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 1:04 pm

Comments

  1. Only entirely inappropriate things are coming to mind.

    Comment by John Bambenek Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 1:06 pm

  2. They’re laughing because they know what she’s thinking.

    Comment by been there Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 1:11 pm

  3. Your a hell of a gal Judy!!

    Comment by FDR Democrat Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 1:11 pm

  4. “Hey, look. There’s that guy you lost to four years ago.”

    Comment by Ted Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 1:11 pm

  5. Bill and Dan share a laugh while Judy searches out a disgruntled fan who yelled, “what’s she thinking?”

    Comment by Gunner the Runner Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 1:11 pm

  6. OK, wise guys, enough with the woopee cushions!

    Comment by Vole Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 1:11 pm

  7. “Laugh it up while I grab Rod out of the Port-A-John”

    Comment by Davey Boy Smithe Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 1:13 pm

  8. “I get a date with who?”

    Comment by TroubleMaker Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 1:14 pm

  9. Blago shoots the Moon!!

    Comment by South of I-80 Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 1:14 pm

  10. Where did you get that photo of me smoking Pall Malls in my pink, furry slippers. What’s your home’s PIN.

    Comment by Cook County Commoner Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 1:15 pm

  11. Judy Barr Topinka: you don’t want to know what she’s thinking…

    Comment by Purcey Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 1:16 pm

  12. I’m Hardrock…..I’m CoCo…………I’m Joe!

    Comment by Stones Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 1:16 pm

  13. I’m the only one in the group that paid taxes last year? crap.

    Comment by PJ Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 1:16 pm

  14. “Hey, it’s that video of Judy and George dancing!”

    Comment by Anonymous Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 1:17 pm

  15. “We won by how many votes?!?!”

    Comment by Midwest Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 1:17 pm

  16. Ok Rod, who has the last laugh now. Patty is the one acting like the “kooky old aunt” now.

    Comment by Been There Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 1:19 pm

  17. As State Senators Brady and Rutherford look on, GOP SoS nominee Robert Enriquez attempts to hold Topinka’s coffee hostage in a desperate attempt to receive his first campaign contribution.

    Comment by mongoose Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 1:21 pm

  18. JBT expresses rage as a result of Brady and Rutherford’s joint proposal to ban spaying and neutering pets, even in cases of rape an incest.

    Comment by Mover and shaker Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 1:21 pm

  19. “We are gonna run this State just like we did in the 1980’s, wardrobe and all.”

    Comment by its just me Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 1:22 pm

  20. Judy Baar Topinkas impersonation of Howdy Doody on meth is a big hit with fellow GOP members.

    Comment by Anonymous Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 1:23 pm

  21. Hey, Hey, Hey. I was serious when I said it and I’ll say it again. You wait and see the next mayor of Chicago will be a republican.

    Comment by 618er Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 1:25 pm

  22. Okay, Judy, we are not arguing that rolling pins are assault weapons in the party platform!

    Comment by Anonymous Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 1:30 pm

  23. Topinka: “I don’t dance the polka anymore!”
    Rutherford: “If she won’t, I will waltz with you”
    Brady: “Laugh now, but I plan to introduce legislation that would constitutionally outlaw dancing in Illinois. I just love that pastor from that footloose move”

    Comment by Dance with me Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 1:30 pm

  24. With our powers combined we form the evil IL Triumvirate- Accordion Judy, Smilin’ Dan, and Gas Chamber Bill

    Comment by Bring Back Boone's Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 1:31 pm

  25. Judy wasn’t very pleased about Bill’s joke that women are good at handling someone else’s money, but Dan thought he should laugh a bit anyway…

    Comment by Small Town Liberal Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 1:31 pm

  26. Two of the three statewide GOP candidates laughed when asked, “Hey, does the Illinois GOP have a weight problem?”

    Comment by lincoln's beard Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 1:31 pm

  27. “I know I’m not your mother, Jason, but I’m ordering you to release your tax returns.”

    Comment by The End Is Near Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 1:31 pm

  28. What do you win for second place?

    Comment by soccermom Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 1:31 pm

  29. Brady and Rutherford were all smiles but Topinka just shot someone the evil eye. :P

    Comment by Levois Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 1:33 pm

  30. JBT: Get up Miller and I’ll give you another one just like it.
    BB: Yeah get up.
    DR: Yeah another one.

    Comment by Way Way Down Here Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 1:34 pm

  31. “I guess someone forgot to tell you, Billy, I don’t shine shoes no more…”

    Comment by Small Town Liberal Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 1:34 pm

  32. They are just waiting on Aaron Shock so that they can start the Easter Pagant.

    Comment by WOW Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 1:35 pm

  33. “You’ve got a Porsche in Bloomington but you think I’m crazy?”

    Comment by 60611 Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 1:36 pm

  34. Leave the gun, take the Kolaches.

    Comment by Rich Miller Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 1:37 pm

  35. GOP nominee for comptroller Judy Baar Topinka does her best to impersonate outsted Gov. Rod Blagojevich’s mug shot following his arrest last year much to the chagrin of fellow GOP leaders. A Blagojevich spokesman called Topinka’s impersonation “completely inaccurate,” saying the the former governor’s hair was “more Elvis, less Benetar.”

    Comment by Samwise Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 1:38 pm

  36. Three Unknown People enjoy the Illinois State Fair. (Photo: Daily Herald Staffe)

    Comment by Moving to Oklahoma Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 1:38 pm

  37. They just read the Democratic Governors Association website that says Pat Quinn will win…

    Comment by Just Saying Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 1:38 pm

  38. the owners of Three Guys Burgers and Fries greeting their
    newest employee, Rod Blagojevich.

    Comment by Amalia Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 1:40 pm

  39. Whaddya mean it ain’t my natural hair color?

    Comment by Anonymous Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 1:41 pm

  40. *uncomfortable laugh*

    Rutherford, “She’s gonna kill that guy”

    Brady, “Just keep laughing and maybe she’ll get distracted or wait until the press corps leave.”

    Comment by A.B. Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 1:45 pm

  41. Judy Barr Topinka headbutts Jason Plummer after he offers to help her down the steps.

    Comment by Pot calling kettle Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 1:45 pm

  42. You mean I can’t collect my pension AND draw the Comptroller’s check? What kind of state are we living in?!?!

    Comment by eastsider Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 1:45 pm

  43. Rich, we need drinks first - then we can think of funny things to say.

    Comment by belmont cragin kid Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 1:46 pm

  44. Judy does her best Gremlins impersonation while describing the Chicago Machine minions

    Comment by Champaign Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 1:47 pm

  45. Soccermom:

    Second prize is a TWO hour cocktail session with Rich.

    Comment by TroubleMaker Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 1:47 pm

  46. JBT: “Watch me use my mind control powers to make these two look like they’re having a good time up here with me”.

    Comment by Bluefish Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 1:50 pm

  47. “Yeah, Peter Brady and Matthew Perry here might be giggling away ’til November - but I’m fired-up, ready to roll…and taking a metaphorical leak on Rod’s political grave.” JBT

    Comment by washedmyhands Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 1:50 pm

  48. Comptroller nominee Judy Baar Topinka welcomes the Tea Party delegation to Republican Day at the Illinois State Fair.

    Comment by LincolnLounger Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 1:50 pm

  49. “Thrift stores are the best place to shop. Brown paper shopping bags are Bohemian matched luggage. Mattresses are safer than banks. Why are you guys laughing? This is about the economy.”

    Comment by been there Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 1:51 pm

  50. JBT: Rod wants ME to testify?

    Comment by Midwest Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 1:51 pm

  51. As Candidates Brady and Rutherford look on with amusement,state treasurer candidate Judy Baar Topinka explains to the crowd why she wants to merge the offices of Treasurer and Comptroller.

    Comment by WRMNpolitics Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 1:54 pm

  52. “There’s a little Miss Clairol for everyone, honey.”

    Comment by in absentia Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 1:55 pm

  53. As Congressman Schock arrived at the event, it was clear JBT was angry he was wearing her shirt and belt. Billy thought the whole thing was as funny as kickin’ a can down the road. And Dan, well …

    Comment by ShadyBillBrady Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 1:56 pm

  54. JBT: “You want to eliminate which position now?”

    Comment by Anon Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 1:56 pm

  55. “Jeez, Judy, take a joke. All I said was I see London, I see France, I see Judy’s tail sticking out of her pants.”

    Comment by Joker Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 1:58 pm

  56. Brady and Rutherford share a laugh after Judy concludes her speech with “It’s my philosophy that in order to be successful, one must project an image of success, at all times.”

    Comment by Who cares Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 2:00 pm

  57. Yet another promo shot of the 80’s Band that played for the Republicans at the state fair.

    Comment by Jake from Elwood Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 2:00 pm

  58. The Republicans who stare at goats.

    Comment by Anonymous Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 2:01 pm

  59. I’m Hardrock, I’m Coco, I’m Joe

    Comment by Say WHAT? Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 2:03 pm

  60. There were mixed reactions when Sheila Simon’s band started singing along with the accordion player.

    Comment by KeepSmiling Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 2:04 pm

  61. Sorry, didn’t see that someone already thought what I was thinking. My apologies.

    Comment by Say WHAT? Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 2:04 pm

  62. I know! I can’t believe she lost to Blago either!

    Comment by Matt G. Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 2:05 pm

  63. Laughing our way to victory

    Comment by Rahm's Parking Meter Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 2:05 pm

  64. Bill Brady: “I will sell my porsche if you give up cofee”

    Dan Rutherford: “And if I loose I will stop campaigning.

    Judy: “Ah to hell with ya both!”

    Comment by Caption Guy Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 2:06 pm

  65. Feats of Strength!

    Comment by George Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 2:08 pm

  66. Judy responds to a question from the gathered during her campaign.

    Say what? Brady for Governor? Like that will ever happen…… !!

    Comment by Deepdiver Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 2:09 pm

  67. “Really? You people think we’re going to be an improvement? Seriously?!?”

    or

    “I said I need a Marlboro NOW.”

    Comment by just sayin' Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 2:10 pm

  68. GOP candidates react to being asked if they will financially support Robert Enriquez.

    Comment by Reggie P Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 2:10 pm

  69. “I told her those weren’t regular brownies,” chuckled Sen. Brady to Sen. Rutherford as JBT tries to win a staring contest against a microphone.

    Comment by Rep. John Fritchey Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 2:13 pm

  70. Judy’s reaction to: “Hey Judy, did you hear, Rod Blagojevich raised more money for his criminal defense from the public than you raised for your campaign.”

    Comment by Northside Blogger Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 2:13 pm

  71. “Drapes and what?”

    Comment by wordslinger Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 2:14 pm

  72. JBT barks like a dog on command after being hypnotized at the State Fair. After the show, the hypnotist was hired to be a GOP ad consultant.

    Comment by unclesam Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 2:17 pm

  73. “Jason Plummer, sit down and let the adults tell the voters of your positions!”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 2:18 pm

  74. JBT: Even clowns don’t take me seriously.

    Comment by Phil Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 2:18 pm

  75. wait I got one more:

    “@#%$##!*!%@@/%!# #@!##%!!%!** !!/)&##!@!!”

    Comment by just sayin' Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 2:20 pm

  76. I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I’m here to amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

    Comment by Desert Dweller Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 2:22 pm

  77. JBT: “You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it’s me, I’m a little messed up maybe, but I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I’m here to amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

    Jason Plummer: “Just… you know, how you tell the story, what?”

    JBT: “No, no, I don’t know, you said it. How do I know? You said I’m funny. How am I funny, what is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what’s funny!”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 2:22 pm

  78. Three Republican Candidates respond when Judy was asked ‘Why didn’t you warn us about Rod”

    Brady and Rutherford respond as someone asks Judy ‘Where is George?’

    Judy shows the partisan crowd the ‘evil eye’ she is going to use on Madigan

    Judy uses her heat vision to try and melt the butter cow.

    “Hey it’s my crazy Aunt Judy”

    Judy’s impression of Mike Sneed had everyone in stitches.

    Comment by OneMan Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 2:24 pm

  79. “Chairman Steele, maybe you should try hoofing around the State Fair wearing smart-looking pumps and this much makeup.”

    Comment by The End Is Near Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 2:25 pm

  80. Laugh now boys, laugh now. I’m taking names and kicking butts!

    Comment by Who cares Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 2:26 pm

  81. No we do not share a barber…

    No I am not the one with the car called Pongee on facebook.

    Comment by OneMan Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 2:27 pm

  82. And now, let’s welcome Jim Ryan to talk about state-owned hotels!

    Comment by Vote Quimby! Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 2:27 pm

  83. MEN!
    BITE ME!

    Comment by VanillaMan Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 2:28 pm

  84. Judy Baar Topinka reacts to news that she forgot to shop during the sales tax holiday.

    Comment by Jaded Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 2:29 pm

  85. Look, she’s setting the capitol on fire with her mind! Awesome!

    Comment by Erwin Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 2:30 pm

  86. Props to STL for starting the Goodfellas theme…

    Judy Baar Topinka: You got some nerve standing me up. Nobody does that to me. Who do you think you are, Frankie Valli or some big shot?!

    Rich Miller (off camera): I forgot. I thought it was next week.

    JBT: It was this Friday and you agreed, so you’re a liar!

    RM: We can talk about this.

    JBT: Talk to you after what you just did to me? Forget it.

    RM: I thought you would stand me up. You looked bored. You said nothing. Let me make it up to you.

    JBT: I’ll think about it. But it’ll cost you, Miller. A lot.

    RM (VO): I remember, she’s screaming on the street and I mean loud. But she looked good. She had these great eyes, like Liz Taylor’s.

    Comment by 47th Ward Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 2:31 pm

  87. I’m running against Lisa in 4, ok, believe it

    Comment by downstater Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 2:32 pm

  88. Judy responds when being greeted with a ‘Hey toots’ from a CapFax intern.

    Comment by OneMan Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 2:33 pm

  89. Did you hear Oprah is going to endorse David Miller?

    Comment by OneMan Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 2:34 pm

  90. What did you mean it was Blue Shirt day at the fair!

    Comment by OneMan Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 2:35 pm

  91. Dragon Lady not so scary any more.

    Comment by Peggy SO-IL Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 2:36 pm

  92. Mistaking RINO as a compliment, she began focusing all of her energy on producing a horn.

    Comment by Rino, not Rhino Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 2:38 pm

  93. No my hair is not normally the same color as Dan’s

    Comment by OneMan Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 2:40 pm

  94. “No it is not a comb over”

    Judy demonstrates how she can make her hair stand up

    Comment by OneMan Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 2:41 pm

  95. judy
    ssssh!
    JOOODEE!
    C’MON! Stop it man!
    JOOOOOOOOOOOOODEEEEEEEE!
    JOODAH! JOODAH! JOODAH!
    SSSH! Stop it! You’re gonna make me laugh!

    judy….
    JOOOOOOOOOOOOOODEEEEOOOODOOODEEEEEEJOOOOOOOODEEEEOODEEEE!

    (Judy)
    “Jeez - I’m surrounded by idiots!”

    Comment by VanillaMan Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 2:41 pm

  96. Are you not entertained? Is this not why you are here?

    Comment by TT Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 2:43 pm

  97. No you cannot have anymore quarters. Jason if I have to come over there. . .

    Comment by Way Way Down Here Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 2:44 pm

  98. Dan and Bill laugh as Judy believes her laser eye surgery allows her to shoot beams at Ron Gidwitz

    Comment by kj Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 2:47 pm

  99. Quinn guarantees Democratic sweep. GOP hopefuls respond.

    Comment by Southern Eye Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 2:50 pm

  100. Brady and Rutherford respond as the trained elephant sits on Judy’s car.

    Comment by OneMan Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 2:50 pm

  101. JBT: “Plummer, what am I am mirage …. I asked you for a drink …”

    Plummer: “I thought you said, I’m all right Jason …”

    JBT: “I am all right Jason, you ain’t.”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 2:50 pm

  102. “What am I a CLOWN?? Do I AMUSE you???”

    Comment by dupage progressive Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 2:51 pm

  103. Judy Baar Topinka resonds to the finger-painted sign with the Republican ticket done by Jason Plummer with the spelling “Judy Barr Topinka - Commptroler”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 2:53 pm

  104. There were very different reactions after Weird Al set his accordion on fire after his set for the Illinois GOP

    Comment by OneMan Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 2:54 pm

  105. Hey is that vlasta on stage?

    Comment by OneMan Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 2:54 pm

  106. JBT: budget plan? we don’t need no stinkin budget plan!
    BB and DR: you tell em Judy, you tell em

    Comment by 4giggles Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 2:56 pm

  107. ssssh!
    here she comes again!

    OK NOW TOGETHER!

    JOOOOOOOOOOOOOODEEEEEEEEEEE!
    SHE LOVE YOU LONG TIME!

    What did you say that for?
    I don’t know.

    Not funny Lassie-Gasser
    Sorry.

    ROOOOOTHERFERRRRD!
    That’s not gonna work man.
    ROOOOO……SHUT UP!

    HE LOVE YOU LONG TIME!

    Comment by VanillaMan Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 2:56 pm

  108. JBT: Guys, I’m not wearing my glasses, but look–over there—isn’t that Pat Quinn driving a Plymouth Duster or something?

    Comment by Responsa Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 2:56 pm

  109. “Jason, if you ask me, again, to play ‘Lady of Spain’ on the accordian again I will stick you in the closet where Paul Powell had his shoe boxes! Got it?!?”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 2:59 pm

  110. Judy - “George Ryan went to Prison? Really?”

    Comment by KnuckleHead Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 3:01 pm

  111. As Ms. Topinka gestures out of frame, she tells the audience…”Just When I Think I’m Out, They Pull Me Back In.”

    Comment by COPN Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 3:02 pm

  112. What ever happened to Shemp?

    Comment by prairiestatedem Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 3:02 pm

  113. “Naaa, fooled ya, Judy! It’s a George Ryan look-a-like…Ha..Ha..Ha!”

    Comment by D.P. Gumby Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 3:05 pm

  114. At the 2040 Reunion of the Juggalos, Tila Tequila recounts her pummeling with food and beer bottles at the 2010 Gathering while Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope laugh it up. The crowd threw their dentures and Metamucil but much of it didn’t reach the stage.

    Comment by Lefty Lefty Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 3:09 pm

  115. Does that sign really say two for one on the giant slide?

    Comment by OneMan Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 3:10 pm

  116. BB-”Hey Judy we said do a Reagan impression, not Regan” DR(under nervous laugh)-”Should I get a priest?”

    Comment by Blue Dog Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 3:11 pm

  117. “I’ll get you, my pretty. And your little dog too!” JBT

    “Judy, I will take care of the extermination.” Brady

    Comment by OZ Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 3:11 pm

  118. My dog just did what?? On Who??

    Comment by Anna Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 3:11 pm

  119. ssssh!
    here she comes…..

    GOVERNOR TOPINKA!
    Hey Governor TOPEEEEENKAAAA!

    No I got it Bill!
    Hey Governor I-THINK-NAAAAA!
    WAAAASAAAAAAP?

    Comment by VanillaMan Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 3:13 pm

  120. Plummer, “What has been exciting for me is being on the ticket with my good friends Bill Brady, (applause) Dan Rutherford (applause), and someone I admired for a long time, Judy Blume Topinka, my favorite author …”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 3:15 pm

  121. Check it out Danny boy, JBT is making her “Gremlins” face!

    Comment by robertb59 Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 3:17 pm

  122. Judy: “How come I always have to be the designated driver?”

    Comment by Vole Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 3:18 pm

  123. Judy squints to see where the smoking area at the fair is.

    Comment by OneMan Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 3:19 pm

  124. Plummer: “Before I begin … Whoever has a van, license plate ‘ABC 123′ with Judy Topinka signs all over it … The wiffle ball that broke your winshield is mine, sorry about that.”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 3:20 pm

  125. Gee whiz, Bill. You really do have testicular virility hiding her cigarettes like that.

    Comment by Midge Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 3:21 pm

  126. Winkin-Blinkin and Nod

    Comment by Eileen Left Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 3:23 pm

  127. Once more with feeling…..

    Our House is a very, very fine house……

    Comment by Plutocrat03 Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 3:24 pm

  128. Hey Rod! See if you can guess what I’m thinking now!

    Comment by The Mad Hatter Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 3:32 pm

  129. “One more guy, and we can form VOLTRON!”

    Comment by Newsclown Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 3:32 pm

  130. “Great, now we don’t match. You said to wear blue. I thought you meant eyeshadow. Stop laughing, this isn’t funny.”

    Comment by Anonymiss Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 3:35 pm

  131. Making the new GOP pledges, namely Enriquez and Plummer, do the elephent walk with Judy’s cigerates rather than traditional marshmallows went over real well with frat members Brady and Rutherford.

    However, as the old house mother who keeps the frat in line, Judy was very, very angry. In fact, she was so mad that if Brady did not sell his porsche and promise to buy her cigs and booze until November, she threatned to tell plummer’s old man that Brady was just using the kid to get to the old man’s bank account.

    And, then Judy threatned to tell the cops that Rutherford were guilty of contributing to the delinquincy of a minor because he was the ones who supplied Plummer with the beer.

    Comment by Cuban Pilot Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 3:39 pm

  132. JBT: Whats Blago doing here? and why does he have the same hair cut as me!!
    Brady/Rutherford: hahahahah

    Comment by Ghost Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 3:43 pm

  133. Someone in the crowd suggests replacing Mark Kirk on the ballot with Alan Keyes. Not all are amused.

    Comment by casual observer Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 3:43 pm

  134. YOU GUYS STOP GRABBING MY a–!!!!!!!!

    Comment by RAMBO Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 3:46 pm

  135. Since Judy was the last one to see the OK she technically ate it and was not happy about it.

    Comment by OneMan Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 3:50 pm

  136. Even after President O’Bama and General Petreaus asked that the even be cancelled in order to protect Republicans of Illinosi like Roeser, Pastor Bill Brady, who coincidentaly owns a condo in Florida, still went through with his “International Burn Cigaretts and Eye Shadow Day” occuring on September 11, 2010 from 6:00 to 9:00 p.m. This even was a hit with Right-Wing base of the Illinois GOP, as JBT is still just a Rino. In fact, the Illinois Review said it was the best event of the year. Further, it was a hit with the redneck, right wing crowd of Bill Brady and Dan Rutherford.

    However, Judy was so mad that she vowed fatwa on the conservative wing of the Illinois GOP. Here, in this picture she is seen using her eye’s to vaporize John Shimkus.

    Comment by Cuban Pilot Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 3:50 pm

  137. Judy responds to being pranked by “the boys” after learning there really was a garage sale at the State Fair and she had been told it was canceled by their flunky (Jason Plummer) who was put up to the prank. Jason (off camera) has just soiled his “roos”.

    Comment by dupage dan Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 3:50 pm

  138. “And no one on this stage danced with Rod or George Ry… oops, sorry Judy”

    Comment by OneMan Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 3:53 pm

  139. JBT took exception to a reporter refering to her as Ivan Drago’s wife in Rocky IV while others laughed.

    Comment by Patriot Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 4:02 pm

  140. What was I thinking?

    Comment by Corduroy Bob Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 4:02 pm

  141. Despite the merriment of the Whos, the Grinch vows to prevent Christmas from coming.

    Comment by Joe from Joliet Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 4:03 pm

  142. While on a hot mic and unware that JBT can hear him, Jason Plummer asks a reporter who is the red-headed grandmother who keeps offering him hard candy at every campaign stop.

    When told that the red-head was JBT and she once ran for governor, Plummer indicated off the record that he now remembered her from his 7th grad mock Illinois election. He further expanded that during that 7th grad mock election in Ms. Paine’s social studies class, Plummer in fact voted for Blago because Blago had better hair.

    Pictured here is JBT watching the back of Plummer’s head as he talks to the unnamed reporter.

    Comment by Cuban Pilot Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 4:06 pm

  143. Plummer: “And let me leave you with this, the Rooster crow, but its the Hen that delivers! Thank you!”

    JBT: “Jason, you dope, that’s my line!”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 4:07 pm

  144. Go ahead and laugh but I’m headed to the Bud tent with Rich Miller. He’s dreamy!

    Comment by Who cares Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 4:07 pm

  145. Moe! Larry! The cheese!

    Comment by Stooges Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 4:11 pm

  146. Judym “you voted for Rod the last election because you thought he was the lesser of two evils?!” “And you wonder why I have not campaigned much this election?”

    Comment by Third Generation Chicago Native Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 4:15 pm

  147. Who is this guy, What was she thinking, and Why am I here?

    Comment by Irish Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 4:15 pm

  148. Brady: “See, I told you she could set Dems on fire with her mind”

    Comment by Josh Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 4:23 pm

  149. JBT: “I’ve decided to give up smoking.”

    Comment by Anon 7 Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 4:25 pm

  150. B.B.: ha ha ha good one judy… get it Dan? get it dan? ha ha ha
    D.R.: whatever Bil, your so easily entertained, she told that one 8 years ago. Jason P. you were about 15 then huh?
    J.B.: F… You both…amateurs……… jeez I need a smoke.

    Comment by dumb ol' country boy Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 4:25 pm

  151. What a kooky old aunt…

    Comment by Joe Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 4:26 pm

  152. “Our party platform? Bill’s not Pat Quinn, Dan’s not Blago, and I’m not Patti. Period. “

    Comment by Pat Robertson Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 4:26 pm

  153. Brady: What’s got Judy upset?
    Rutherford: She just found out she’ll be serving on Blago’s jury and will be forced to sit and stare at him for at least three months straight.

    Comment by Wensicia Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 4:26 pm

  154. The Mad Hatter explains to Alice that he and the March Hare are always having tea, and asks Alice “Why is a raven like a writing desk?”

    Comment by Easily Entertained Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 4:30 pm

  155. B.B.: Thats funny stuff right there… I dont care who you are….Good one Jason.
    D.R.: Oh you’ve done it now Jason, I told you not to bring up those four things prison, accordion, polka, and George Ryan.
    J.B.: Plummer how would you like me to stick my accordion where the sun dont shine? And polka on your rear end. I’ll do it punk…right here right now in front of god and everyone…BELIEVE DAT!

    Comment by dumb ol' country boy Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 4:34 pm

  156. –SHE LOVE YOU LONG TIME!–

    Very creepy.

    Comment by wordslinger Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 4:39 pm

  157. Simon and Randy have another laugh at Paula’s expense.

    Comment by 13 Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 4:45 pm

  158. JBT: Did I just hear you say that the Quinn campaign stayed on message two days in a row?

    Comment by InChicago Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 4:48 pm

  159. JBT: “I am not dancing with these two bozos”

    Comment by Louis Howe Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 4:52 pm

  160. The laughs just keep coming as JBT impresses her repub running mates with her newly found scanner ability to make dem heads explode.

    Comment by Phineas J. Whoopee Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 4:55 pm

  161. As the staring contest between JBT and Steve Kim entered its fourth hour, the cocktails finally kicked in.

    Comment by Rich Miller Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 5:13 pm

  162. Lol Rich. You’ll be drinking alone if you win.

    Comment by 47th Ward Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 5:18 pm

  163. Brady: “Judy, put a smile on your face–they really won’t let George Ryan out before the election”

    Comment by DEM61350 Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 5:26 pm

  164. “Hey Judy, we used your Cellini hotel settlement contract to make this confetti!”

    Comment by I really shouldn't Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 5:27 pm

  165. And then the talent agent asks, “What’s the name of your act?” And the guy says, “…… the Aristocrats!”

    Comment by lincoln's beard Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 5:27 pm

  166. I don’t care what Scott Lee Cohen thinks, we never ever dated…

    Comment by budget boy Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 5:38 pm

  167. What do you mean you would all still vote for Blagojevich again over me?

    Comment by too obvious Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 6:18 pm

  168. Mama sang tenor.
    Me and little brother would… oh look, a golf cart.

    Comment by Cheswick Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 6:19 pm

  169. That’s not a Kittie you goof. It’s an FBI agent.

    Comment by Justice Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 6:23 pm

  170. Rahm wants to be mayor of what!?!

    Comment by t zoble Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 6:48 pm

  171. The trio reacts to Glen Beck’s call to return to God.

    Comment by stateandlake Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 6:51 pm

  172. JBT: “You will take me to Jabba NOW!”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 6:51 pm

  173. JBT: “I run my campaign how I run my campaign. You want to defeat me, roll the dice and take your chances. I eat breakfast 300 yards from 4000 Madigan precinct captains who are trained to defeat me, so don’t think for one second that you can come down here, flash your Miller campaign signs, and make me nervous.”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 6:56 pm

  174. I withdraw my post, it was ill considered and it has been a long and contentious day. Sorry.

    Comment by stateandlake Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 6:58 pm

  175. Triple Threat: Fumble, Stumble and Fall

    Comment by Fromafar Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 7:05 pm

  176. The actors portraying “Laverne, Curly and Moe” try to get their game faces on during the opening day of filming “The Three Stooges - 2011.”

    Comment by fedup dem Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 7:12 pm

  177. Local yard sale opens, disrupts Topinka speech.

    Comment by Southern Eye Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 7:31 pm

  178. What this town needs is an enima.

    Comment by batman Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 7:47 pm

  179. JBT: “Shut up, Jason! Were you even OLD enough to vote last election?”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 8:29 pm

  180. Here’s a story of a man named Brady, who was busy with two boys of his own. They were three men running all together, yet they were all alone.

    Till one day when the lady met this fellow, and they knew it was much more than a hunch. That this grand ole group would somehow form a party, that’s the way they all became the Brady Bunch! Bill, JBT, Dan, Jason!

    Comment by mason Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 8:43 pm

  181. Ooh, someone step on a duck?

    Comment by Walter Sobchak Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 8:50 pm

  182. Judy: Whah?

    Dan: I think this Plummer kid is a winner. Nobody does the, ‘Crazy aunts say whah?’ joke better.

    Comment by Quizzical Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 9:00 pm

  183. Can you really believe we are all going to win? Yes, even you Judy.

    Comment by Too funny Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 9:31 pm

  184. “I’ll Put a Stop to Grinding in Illinois”

    Dr. David Miller’s Ad for a Better, Healthier Illinois

    Comment by Mouth Guard Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 9:41 pm

  185. That’s a terrible Photoshop job. Wait, what?

    Comment by Boone Logan Square Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 9:43 pm

  186. The Three Scrooges?

    Comment by hisgirlfriday Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 9:47 pm

  187. “Who says we’re not a the party of many colors, just look at our shirts!”

    Comment by Too Too Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 9:49 pm

  188. I don’t know about the rest of you but Mell said he is is with me again this time. He feels like he let me down lat time around.

    Comment by Quinn T. Sential Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 10:05 pm

  189. I’ll get you my pretty, and your little dog, too.

    Comment by flabergasted Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 10:09 pm

  190. The Emperor Judy: [In the throne room/State Fair, Quinn is watching the Imperial Republican fleet attack the Rebel Democrats from the huge State Fair Stage] As you can see, your friends have failed. Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL campaign!
    [Judy hits the comlink switch on her throne on top of the butter cow] Fire at will, Brady!

    Judy to Dan: : [a.k.a. Wicket the Ewok] You’re a jittery little thing, aren’t you?

    Comment by Use the Force Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 10:10 pm

  191. Judy to heckler: “Kali ma… Kali ma… Kali ma, shakthi deh!”

    Brady: “Om Namha Shivaye, Om Namha Shivaye, Om Namha Shivaye”

    Comment by Temple of Doom Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 10:16 pm

  192. We don’t even have to break a sweat….no matter how ignorant we might thing each other is…..election this year is golden!

    Comment by Merit Comp Slave Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 10:43 pm

  193. Bill Brady and Dan Rutherford laugh as Rich Miller’s head explodes due to Judy Baar Topinka’s psychic onslaught. Asked about the incident later, Topinka shrugged and said “well, he used an unflattering picture of me on his blog, so he had it coming.”

    Comment by Don't Worry, Be Happy Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 10:53 pm

  194. “All three of you know the state has to have huge tax increases and massive budget cuts to get us out of our fiscal mess”

    Of course we do but what has that got to do with a campaign!!!

    Comment by Anon Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 10:55 pm

  195. You know what I’m thinking? I wish I had Pat Quinn for an opponent!!!!

    Comment by The Fifth Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 11:00 pm

  196. GOP guest celeb Rip Taylor scans the crowd for his confetti supplier.

    Comment by Anonymous Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 11:17 pm

  197. JBT: “Hey Bambenek, give me one more of those goofy “position papers” you like to crank out and I’ll turn it into a nice suppository for you on the spot. Capice (sp)?”

    Comment by Arthur Andersen Thursday, Sep 9, 10 @ 11:41 pm

  198. A rare moment caught on film just moments before JBT jumps off stage to expose a tupee and mustache wearing Pat Quinn wearing a “puppy mill owner for mass euthanasia NOW!” t-shirt.

    Comment by cook county voter Friday, Sep 10, 10 @ 6:01 am

  199. I can’t wait to send her type back to the days before the 19th Amendment.

    Comment by DMAC57 Friday, Sep 10, 10 @ 6:53 am

  200. “Yeah, it’s easy for those two to gloat. They didn’t lose to an Elvis impersonator.”

    Comment by Aldyth Friday, Sep 10, 10 @ 8:46 am

  201. JBT: “I picked the wrong week to give up smoking…”

    Comment by Secret Square Friday, Sep 10, 10 @ 9:03 am

  202. Can you believe “we all are going to win”.

    Comment by ironman Friday, Sep 10, 10 @ 9:36 am

  203. DUCK DUCK GOOSED

    Comment by erin 17 Friday, Sep 10, 10 @ 9:54 am

  204. “Don’t make me mad. You wouldn’t like me when I’m mad.”

    Comment by TroubleMaker Friday, Sep 10, 10 @ 10:05 am

  205. JBT: What do you mean there’s no money for cheesecake day? Cheesecake was the whole plan!

    Comment by Rayne of Terror Friday, Sep 10, 10 @ 10:33 am

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