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Question of the day

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* From JB Pritzker’s Twitter page

* The Question: Caption?

posted by Rich Miller
Monday, Feb 5, 18 @ 1:45 pm

Comments

  1. I hear black and giant kitschy roadside attractions are slimming.

    Comment by wordslinger Monday, Feb 5, 18 @ 1:49 pm

  2. “JB Pritzker compares his campaign bus with the one that the Kennedy campaign was able to afford.”

    Comment by Father Ted Monday, Feb 5, 18 @ 1:51 pm

  3. ‘The best way to predict the future is to create it,’”

    A. Lincoln

    Comment by Demoralized Monday, Feb 5, 18 @ 1:53 pm

  4. JB Pritzger announces plans to tax tumbleweeds in Illinois. “These tumbleweeds have been tumbling down Illinois Roads without paying gas taxes to maintain the pavement they’re drifting along.”

    Comment by Aimtomisbehave Monday, Feb 5, 18 @ 1:54 pm

  5. “Get back in the bus, J.B. Even if he wasn’t a Republican, that guy hasn’t voted in years.”

    – MrJM

    Comment by @misterjayem Monday, Feb 5, 18 @ 1:55 pm

  6. “Behold! Southern Illinois!”

    Comment by Nishi Monday, Feb 5, 18 @ 1:56 pm

  7. “I don’t care how big you say I am, I am not getting in the yoke to pull this thing”.

    Comment by Retired Educator Monday, Feb 5, 18 @ 1:58 pm

  8. Insert something stupid and inane here.

    Comment by Oswego WilIy Monday, Feb 5, 18 @ 2:01 pm

  9. “Dorfman. Where’s your pledge pin?”

    Comment by Arthur Andersen Monday, Feb 5, 18 @ 2:03 pm

  10. “It’s gonna cost the Illinois Tax payer thiiiis much to pay for a public option health care plan”

    Comment by Iggy Monday, Feb 5, 18 @ 2:04 pm

  11. ===public option health care plan===

    There’s no taxpayer match. Try to keep up.

    Carry on.

    Comment by Rich Miller Monday, Feb 5, 18 @ 2:09 pm

  12. One of two Democrats in Logan County (the other was taking the pic).

    Comment by Give Me A Break Monday, Feb 5, 18 @ 2:10 pm

  13. “How much for it all? Out the door price?”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Feb 5, 18 @ 2:10 pm

  14. As GOP stalwart, Abe feigns interest in his book to avoid engaging JB on the topic of Bruce Rauner.

    Comment by Jocko Monday, Feb 5, 18 @ 2:11 pm

  15. “Just me and Honest Abe, down here in the wilderness somewhere south of I-80.”

    Comment by dbk Monday, Feb 5, 18 @ 2:12 pm

  16. “I dunno if it’s scale, but we can photoshop me on the wagon, right?”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Feb 5, 18 @ 2:12 pm

  17. “Hey guys, look. It’s Mayor Daley… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Feb 5, 18 @ 2:13 pm

  18. ===Out the door price?===

    That made me laugh.

    Comment by Rich Miller Monday, Feb 5, 18 @ 2:16 pm

  19. “What’s next on the scavevger hunt? Superman? Ok, take the picture, let’s head to Metropolis”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Feb 5, 18 @ 2:27 pm

  20. “Just so you know, that covered wagon hasn’t got a toilet in it. I checked”.

    Comment by Responsa Monday, Feb 5, 18 @ 2:39 pm

  21. I don’t know what he’s reading - something about a play he didn’t get to finish

    Comment by Century Club Monday, Feb 5, 18 @ 2:42 pm

  22. “Just photoshop a windmill somewhere… it’s a good joke… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Feb 5, 18 @ 2:44 pm

  23. Did you see how Blago threw me under the bus….I mean stagecoach?

    Comment by Blue dog dem Monday, Feb 5, 18 @ 2:45 pm

  24. I have an old jacket at home that might got this.

    Comment by Blue dog dem Monday, Feb 5, 18 @ 2:50 pm

  25. Got this.

    Comment by Blue dog dem Monday, Feb 5, 18 @ 2:51 pm

  26. Fit this.

    Comment by Blue dog dem Monday, Feb 5, 18 @ 2:51 pm

  27. “How big is my bank account? So big.”

    Comment by Keyrock Monday, Feb 5, 18 @ 2:51 pm

  28. “Oh JB, can we get on the bus and go, it’s just an old surrey”

    “Old surrey? That’s not what I see..

    (Middle C… )

    All the world’ll fly in a flurry
    When I see Illinois in the surrey,
    When I see Illinois in the surrey with Honest Abe on top

    When we hit that road, hell fer leather,
    Cats and dogs’ll dance in the heather,
    Birds and frogs’ll sing all together and the toads will hop
    The wind’ll whistle as we rattle along,
    The cows’ll moo in the clover,
    The river will ripple out a whispered song,
    And whisper it over and over:

    Don’t you wisht to campaign forever?
    Don’t you wisht to campaign forever?
    Don’t you wisht to campaign and ud never stop
    In that shiny, little surrey with Honest Abe on the top

    I can see the Ads gettin’ blurry,
    When we ride back home in the surrey,
    Ridin’ slowly home in the surrey with Honest Abe on top

    I can feel the day gettin’ older,
    Feel Abe’s head restin’ near my shoulder,
    Noddin’, droopin’ close to my shoulder, till it falls kerplop

    The sun is swimmin’ on the rim of a hill;
    The moon is takin’ a header,
    And jist as I’m thinkin’ all the earth is still,
    A lark’ll wake up in the medder.
    Hush, you bird, Honest Abe’s a-sleepin’

    Maybe got a dream worth a-keepin’
    Whoa! you team, and jist keep a-creepin’ at a slow clip clop.
    Don’t you hurry with the surrey with Abe sleepin’ on the top”

    (Pause)

    “Get in the bus, k. Just get in the bus”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Feb 5, 18 @ 2:54 pm

  29. I see you took the toilets out of your vehicle to reduce the taxes on it as well….

    Comment by OneMan Monday, Feb 5, 18 @ 3:10 pm

  30. In my former life as Fred Flintstone, I ate a rack of dinosaur ribs this big.

    Comment by Blue dog dem Monday, Feb 5, 18 @ 3:16 pm

  31. JB seen from his Gold Coast home’s backyard as he attempts to get a historic preservation tax credit.

    Comment by Amber Ale Monday, Feb 5, 18 @ 3:19 pm

  32. “You don;t have to pay taxes on the wagon if you simply remove the canvas”

    Comment by AlfondoGonz Monday, Feb 5, 18 @ 3:21 pm

  33. - Give Me A Break - Monday, Feb 5, 18 @ 2:10 pm: One of two Democrats in Logan County (the other was taking the pic).

    Yeah,there was another one, but he moved out of state…

    Comment by downstate commissioner Monday, Feb 5, 18 @ 3:24 pm

  34. JB demonstrating that he will do everything and anything to stop the exodus of Illinoisians. Even if it means being a human road-block.

    Comment by Henry Francis Monday, Feb 5, 18 @ 3:30 pm

  35. When I was a growing up, the other kids in my neighborhood has Radio Flyers, but I had one of these.

    Comment by SAP Monday, Feb 5, 18 @ 3:39 pm

  36. Henry. That’s good.

    Comment by blue dog dem Monday, Feb 5, 18 @ 3:40 pm

  37. I claim not to have controlled events, but confess plainly that events have controlled me.

    Comment by Anonymous Monday, Feb 5, 18 @ 3:53 pm

  38. No JB I am sorry, that big Abe is not having a positive slimming affect.

    Then can you make the picture real grainy-like and see if that helps?

    Comment by I Miss Bentohs Monday, Feb 5, 18 @ 3:57 pm

  39. Now, you’re either on the bus or off the bus.

    Comment by Bigtwich Monday, Feb 5, 18 @ 4:04 pm

  40. Babe the Blue Ox wasn’t available.

    Comment by Ivesdale Monday, Feb 5, 18 @ 5:50 pm

  41. dianna gutted the mansion right down to the axel

    Comment by Rabid Monday, Feb 5, 18 @ 7:59 pm

  42. The republican band wagon is unhitched

    Comment by Rabid Monday, Feb 5, 18 @ 8:10 pm

  43. Did you just see him nod

    Comment by Rabid Monday, Feb 5, 18 @ 8:23 pm

  44. here’s the rail to run Rauner out of town on

    Comment by Rabid Monday, Feb 5, 18 @ 8:36 pm

  45. circle the prairie schooners, we got to save the lost republican party

    Comment by Rabid Monday, Feb 5, 18 @ 8:40 pm

  46. biss see’s his shadow six more weeks of primary

    Comment by Rabid Monday, Feb 5, 18 @ 8:52 pm

  47. This wagon isn’t being recorded, right Abe?

    Comment by slcathena Tuesday, Feb 6, 18 @ 12:50 am

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