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Gov. Bruce Rauner talks about getting a U of Ill campus in Chicago, Rockford, Peoria and the Quad-Cities. "It's totally doable, I don't want to jinx it but I got soft circles with their alumni." He said during a meeting with the @qctimes Editorial Board. @GovRauner @BruceRauner pic.twitter.com/0M9×9JBffo

— Kevin E. Schmidt (@maquoketaphoto) September 17, 2018


* Anyway, from the accompanying pic

posted by Rich Miller
Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 12:24 pm

Comments

  1. I’ll match what JB is giving to local Democratic Party organizations. Wink, wink.

    Comment by Anonymous Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 12:25 pm

  2. “It’s not that I don’t care, I care too much.”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 12:26 pm

  3. “I ran for Governor to make Illinois better”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 12:27 pm

  4. “I didn’t sabotage the Grand Bargain”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 12:27 pm

  5. “I’m not anti-union.”

    Comment by Reality Check Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 12:27 pm

  6. “I’m so angry at Rahm”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 12:28 pm

  7. “Diana is mild-mannered First Lady, no role in my Administration”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 12:28 pm

  8. “I buy wine off the rack”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 12:28 pm

  9. “I had no social agenda”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 12:29 pm

  10. No it’s not a turnaround agenda, it’s “incremental progress.”

    Comment by Pundent Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 12:29 pm

  11. “I learned so much. I won’t act the same next term.”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 12:29 pm

  12. “I’m not rich, I just have a few dollars here and there.“

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 12:30 pm

  13. “I love all universities the same”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 12:30 pm

  14. How you doin…

    Comment by OneMan Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 12:31 pm

  15. “Hey Willy, we good?”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 12:31 pm

  16. I need four more years so I can cure my insomnia with another budget impasse.

    Comment by A Jack Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 12:31 pm

  17. You think your rich guy is going to do that much better than me or the last two guys… good luck with that

    Comment by OneMan Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 12:31 pm

  18. “I’m just sick over all that’s happened”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 12:32 pm

  19. I promise you, former Ives’ supporters, I only see things on the political right, now. You can trust me. No more looking towards the left.

    Comment by Anonymous Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 12:32 pm

  20. “I called Madigan, Cullerton, even Ives… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 12:33 pm

  21. “Cardinal, don’t worry, I’m vetoing HB40”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 12:34 pm

  22. Oops. 12:32 was YC.

    Comment by Yiddishcowboy Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 12:34 pm

  23. “Just to be clear, I’m lyin’ about all those U of I campuses…”

    Comment by wordslinger Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 12:34 pm

  24. “Go Steelers, you know what I mean… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 12:34 pm

  25. “I follow the Red Sox… as a hobby”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 12:35 pm

  26. “I have *some* land in Montana… it has its own zip code…”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 12:36 pm

  27. “See, I do own a tie”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 12:36 pm

  28. I called Speaker Madigan election night.

    Comment by Keyrock Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 12:37 pm

  29. “The U of I was my fall back school”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 12:37 pm

  30. “Payton Prep got $250,000 from me… it happens”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 12:38 pm

  31. “I would never use clout to deny a child at Payton Prep”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 12:39 pm

  32. I’m doomed.

    See you in hell.

    Comment by LBJ Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 12:41 pm

  33. “Ambassador Rauner sounds pretty sweet too… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 12:43 pm

  34. Hi, I’m from the gubmint, I’m here to hep ya.

    Comment by Huh? Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 12:44 pm

  35. “You take that check, HRO, and go get yourself something nice…”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 12:44 pm

  36. I’m successful at everything I’ve ever done.

    Comment by Huh? Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 12:44 pm

  37. “Madigan glued my eye shut.”

    Comment by SinkingShip Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 12:45 pm

  38. I like unions.

    Comment by Huh? Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 12:45 pm

  39. I love unions.

    Comment by Generic Drone Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 12:45 pm

  40. “It is impossible for a cyclops to wink.”
    - Demitri Martin

    Comment by Scamp640 Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 12:45 pm

  41. “I yam what I yam.”
    *toot* *toot*

    – MrJM

    Comment by @misterjayem Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 12:46 pm

  42. I presented a balanced the budget every year of my term in office.

    Comment by Huh? Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 12:47 pm

  43. “What’s your endorsement cost… half a mil… lemme what I have with me… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 12:47 pm

  44. “Platitudes are safe, because they’re easy to wink at, but truth is something else again.”
    - Hunter S. Thompson

    Comment by Scamp640 Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 12:47 pm

  45. “I’m using my wrong eye again, aren’t I? I’m sorry. That was meant to be behind your back.”

    Comment by Norseman Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 12:47 pm

  46. “Buy Illinois state bonds if I get re-elected. The interest rate is going to go through the roof.”

    Comment by A Jack Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 12:48 pm

  47. “Danny, you and Besler run the political shop, IPI runs the governmental shop… we can’t lose”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 12:48 pm

  48. “I’m just here for the free Stag beer”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 12:49 pm

  49. “Nice paper you have here. Would be a shame if Evelyn came here and fell down your stairs and sued ya… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 12:51 pm

  50. Looking for the pension loophole

    Comment by wondering Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 12:51 pm

  51. “Every time I try and wink at someone, I mess it up and end up scaring people.”
    - Taylor Swift

    Comment by Scamp640 Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 12:52 pm

  52. The truth is what ever I say it is.

    Comment by Huh? Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 12:53 pm

  53. “You buy 2 Caucuses for $20 mil and tell *me* how cool that feels…”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 12:54 pm

  54. Looking through my circle of influence.

    Comment by Huh? Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 12:54 pm

  55. And tomorrow we will announce new U of I campuses in Champaign, Bloomington Milwaukee at Kansas City

    Comment by Annonin' Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 12:55 pm

  56. “I give you my solemn oath. Or did I just come from Solemn Oath? Anyway, have you tried their Combat Marshmallow? It’s 8%.”

    Comment by Flynn's Mom Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 12:55 pm

  57. “The SGOP will be getting my money real soon”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 12:57 pm

  58. “I just bought another farm, in Oswego”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 12:58 pm

  59. Trying to get that camel through the eye of the needle.

    Comment by Henry Francis Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 1:00 pm

  60. “My grandfather was from Sweden, or as you like to call it, Wisconsin”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 1:00 pm

  61. “I’m likable. You just have to not know me to like me”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 1:01 pm

  62. “There’s always a costume for everything”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 1:02 pm

  63. “If I wink rather than laugh, will they still know I’m lyin’?”

    Comment by JoanP Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 1:05 pm

  64. “You want to write my endorsement or should I?”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 1:06 pm

  65. I’m an even bigger failure than you thought.”

    Comment by VanillaMan Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 1:07 pm

  66. I’m big in Streator.

    Comment by VanillaMan Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 1:08 pm

  67. “You’re saying Chicago *has* a U of I campus… do they… *do* they?”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 1:10 pm

  68. “I yam what I yam and tha’s all what I yam.” …

    Apologies to E. C. Segar from Chester…

    Comment by LINK Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 1:11 pm

  69. Oswego Willy-
    I am you father.

    Comment by VanillaMan Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 1:12 pm

  70. I can’t even spell Ilinoies.

    Comment by VanillaMan Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 1:13 pm

  71. ===Oswego Willy-
    I am you father.===

    Does that mean I have immigrant Swedish great grandfather born in Wisconsin?

    That’s was pretty good, - VanillaMan -, I laughed.

    “Caption?”

    “I’m in charge… except when I’m not”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 1:15 pm

  72. I voted for Ives too.

    Comment by VanillaMan Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 1:16 pm

  73. Gonna go hang with da pope and es plain my signin of da hb40 in my talian tirement.

    Comment by Anonymous Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 1:16 pm

  74. In Swedish, “Rauner” means “failure”.

    Comment by VanillaMan Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 1:17 pm

  75. Yeah, (laughs) I musta got a little dust in my eye from harvestin’ beans on my farm outside of Springfield.

    Comment by Kayak Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 1:18 pm

  76. …and you thought Illinois couldn’t get worse,,,

    Comment by VanillaMan Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 1:19 pm

  77. I mean once Rauner starved Western Illinois into closing someone would need to do something with WIU’s Quad-Cities campus.
    That’s Rauner’s plan for a U of I Quad-Cities campus.
    That is Rauner’s business specialty.

    Comment by Michelle Flaherty Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 1:20 pm

  78. I have a hairless cat named Mr. Bigglesworth.

    Comment by VanillaMan Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 1:23 pm

  79. I eat hot dogs with ketchup, using a knife and fork carved out of illegally harvested ivory

    Comment by VanillaMan Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 1:26 pm

  80. “You AFSCME folks’ll get put at the right step October 1. Trust me.”

    Comment by Anonymous Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 1:27 pm

  81. Cancer can be cured, but guess who owns the drug?

    Comment by VanillaMan Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 1:29 pm

  82. I broke up the Beatles

    Comment by VanillaMan Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 1:30 pm

  83. I can fool everyone all the time.

    Comment by Huh? Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 1:32 pm

  84. Another can of spinach please.

    Comment by Groucho Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 1:34 pm

  85. “Diana picked out this shirt”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 1:36 pm

  86. And don’t forget to say hello to my dear friend Willie Wilson on your way out.

    Comment by Kansas City Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 1:40 pm

  87. I bring Madigan an apple every day.

    Comment by Huh? Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 1:42 pm

  88. “And if I’m lyin’, may I get pinkeye.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 1:44 pm

  89. I’m not a governor but I play one on tv.

    Comment by Huh? Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 1:45 pm

  90. VanillaMan,

    I dunno. We’ve got lottsa dumb people here. He MAY be big in Streator.

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 1:46 pm

  91. “That’s the last time I ask Moe Howard for an autograph.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 1:47 pm

  92. “I heard JB likes Nickelback”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 1:47 pm

  93. Madigan owes me for finishing off ILGOP.

    Comment by VanillaMan Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 1:48 pm

  94. That’ll do pig, that’ll do Babe.

    Comment by VanillaMan Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 1:49 pm

  95. They love me in Olney so much, they gave me a white squirrel.

    Comment by VanillaMan Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 1:51 pm

  96. “Cardinal, what was that you were sayin’ about takin’ the speck out of JB’s eye?”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 1:51 pm

  97. I’m declaring victory in November if I get any votes at all.

    Comment by VanillaMan Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 1:53 pm

  98. “So all I did was spill my milkshake on the floor and tell Evelyn she could mop up.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 1:53 pm

  99. “Hey, Rahm. I was just kiddin’ with the tuna fillet.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 1:55 pm

  100. “Rich, bring Oscar over for a play date any time. There are no pit bulls here.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 1:56 pm

  101. I can look back and accurately say that I shook up ILGOP

    Comment by VanillaMan Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 1:57 pm

  102. “I don’t wear costumes because I think my base is a bunch of gullible hicks.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 1:58 pm

  103. I raised my left hand during the swearing in ceremony, so I get a mulligan for my first term.

    Comment by Jocko Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 2:00 pm

  104. Wouldn’t it be ironic if I lose by 13 votes in Chester?

    Comment by VanillaMan Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 2:01 pm

  105. “One of my greatest joys in the past four years has been bein’ the subject of those delightful Cap Fax caption contests.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 2:01 pm

  106. Just wait until after the election. I’ll have more flexibility then.

    Comment by RNUG Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 2:02 pm

  107. “That’s the third time I’ve mistaken that plastic lemon for my Visine.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 2:04 pm

  108. “I’ve got my Clint Eastwood impression half perfected.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 2:07 pm

  109. “It sure wasn’t ME who sicced the Illinois Department of Revenue on Oswego Willy.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 2:09 pm

  110. “I’ve got my Clint Eastwood impression half perfected.”
    Slipped in the shower. Need to get those non-slip sticky things to put on the shower floor.

    Comment by Huh? Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 2:12 pm

  111. “Mario Kart, eh”

    Comment by Rthur Andersen Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 2:17 pm

  112. “Has anybody seen my monocle?”

    Comment by Streator Curmdgeon Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 2:18 pm

  113. “I can’t imagine WHO would stoop so low as to put a flaming paper bag on JB’s front porch.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 2:25 pm

  114. So what if JB wants to legalize it, I’ve had my card this whole time! *wink*

    Comment by Kayak Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 2:30 pm

  115. Tens of thousands of offshore jobs are right around the corner

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 2:37 pm

  116. Yup my dough is all in a 100% taxed onshore totally blind trust, and that is not all…I work for free. Insert rimshot.

    Comment by Al Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 2:40 pm

  117. Diana said I stopped the insanity and delivered

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 2:42 pm

  118. “I do solemnly swear that I will support the Constitution of the United States, and the Constitution of the State of Illinois, and that I will faithfully discharge the duties of the office of Governor to the best of my ability.”

    Comment by Anonymous Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 3:08 pm

  119. Vanilla Man- Don’t bring up Olney in a post with the governor. It might give him the idea to make Olney Central College into University of Illinois- Olney.

    Comment by Rural Stuff Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 3:21 pm

  120. Got my fingers crossed so I can say anythin’.

    Comment by zatoichi Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 3:36 pm

  121. Cathartic is sewn to my Ralph laurens

    Comment by Jack Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 3:59 pm

  122. Eardrops-eyedrops…Who knew there was a difference?

    Comment by SAP Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 4:01 pm

  123. Talking to his cabinet, “I’ll take the arrows.”

    Comment by Huh? Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 4:17 pm

  124. I’m not going to sign SB40 Cardinal Cupich, wink…wink…

    Comment by XDNR Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 5:33 pm

  125. So even though I’m Episcopalian, the Cardinal offers to hear my confession. When it comes to the part about HB40, I just lie and slip him one of these.

    Comment by 37B Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 5:55 pm

  126. Other times I nod. It’s all the same to a blind horse.

    Comment by 37B Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 5:56 pm

  127. Thats the truth, I don’t have a heart, so I stuck a needle in my eye

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 6:42 pm

  128. Last 4years I was half asleep or half awake

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 6:44 pm

  129. Term limits get job creators excited

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 6:49 pm

  130. “The check’s in the mail, Jerry.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 7:26 pm

  131. I’d rather fight than switch

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 7:53 pm

  132. McCann blind-sided me

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 8:04 pm

  133. “I’m a conservative. I’m a Republican.”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 8:07 pm

  134. AFSCAMY

    Comment by Huh? Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 8:08 pm

  135. Turnaround agenda, my eye

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 8:08 pm

  136. The future’s so britght i gotta wear shades

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 8:18 pm

  137. I always keep an eye out for madigan

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 8:27 pm

  138. You got that good red dress on

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 8:38 pm

  139. I measure my success by standing ovations

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 8:43 pm

  140. My investments are in a blind trust I have no control over them. There were no back porch dealings.

    Comment by Huh? Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 8:55 pm

  141. It breaks my heart to see the things that are happening to illinois from the back porch of my Winnetka house.

    Comment by Huh? Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 8:59 pm

  142. I’m from the great State of Illinois.

    Comment by Huh? Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 9:00 pm

  143. I’m full of it right up to my eyeballs

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 9:07 pm

  144. I eat soft circles with a dab of mustard and a sprinkling of kosher salt. Wash em down with a can of stag beer. Most people call em soft pretzels.

    Comment by Huh? Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 9:07 pm

  145. “is that spit”??

    Comment by Mongo Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 10:21 pm

  146. Profile in courage

    Comment by Rabid Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 10:42 pm

  147. I’ve got old J.B. right where I want him.

    Comment by Blago's Hare Tuesday, Sep 18, 18 @ 11:40 pm

  148. I think I’m going to add an eye patch to my costumes.

    Comment by XDNR Wednesday, Sep 19, 18 @ 8:47 am

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