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* I really want one of these…

posted by Rich Miller
Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 11:08 am

Comments

Hundreds of years after the planet has been razed by natural disasters and nuclear war the aliens will descend upon Earth and this will be the only memento to the foregone era of “Illinois”

Comment by Driving a car Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 11:10 am
I want one.

Please. Thank you. Please.

This… and a “Rauner Failed” sign… that would make my season.

Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 11:11 am
It’s the 2018 Rauner version of the Bla-Goya-vich sponge

Comment by Leigh John-Ella Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 11:13 am
===I really want one of these…===

I want like 1000 so I can sell them at a Springsteen concert. That, and I am running low on toilet paper.

Comment by Ducky LaMoore Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 11:13 am
Burgers with Curran would be a nice pairing

Comment by Hamlets Ghost Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 11:19 am
Fittingly, available only in blue.

Comment by wordslinger Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 11:23 am
He should have plenty of spare time for this activity.

Comment by NoGifts Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 11:29 am
Bruce who?

Comment by Huh? Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 11:30 am
Bruce the tax free munibond salesman.

Comment by Al Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 11:32 am
If it were accurate about the Governor’s beverage of choice, it would be “fine wine with Rauner.”

Comment by anon2 Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 11:39 am
After four years of failure, all I got for it was a cheesy can cooler.

Comment by Norseman Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 11:40 am
Ugh. Leaves a sour taste in my mouth…

Comment by Anonymous Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 12:07 pm
I wonder if the Birre con Bruce coolies will be as popular?

Comment by NeveroddoreveN Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 12:12 pm
The sidecar cooler holds just an Ounce

Comment by Anonymous Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 12:22 pm
I am sure that this beer cozy would fail in its promises to keep the beer cold. Not only that, it would likely make the beer taste of bitterness and failure. No thanks.

Comment by Scamp640 Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 12:35 pm
Checked the Uline catalog. He had mugs and coolers but no cozies. THis place https://www.discountmugs.com/product/kzepu-promotional-beer-can-coolers-and-custom-koozies/?color=White&print_method=Blankand has custom orders for about .65 each and delivery before election day. Capt Fax could do Exit Interview Tours version

Comment by Annonin' Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 12:38 pm
Nice, he didn’t put the year on them so he can use them when he’s running for re….. Forget it.

Comment by Anonimity Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 12:48 pm
Give out these in connection with the fundraising email and might find some interest.

Comment by West Side the Best Side Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 12:58 pm
1.4% can use’m next summer when he has a patio party in Winnetka. Pretend he’s slummin’ with the folks in the hood.

Comment by Huh? Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 1:04 pm
Bruce or Bret?

Comment by JackD Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 1:08 pm
I’ll wait til November 7th for the “Brewskis without Bruce” coozies.
Beers will taste better then.

Comment by Truthteller Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 1:15 pm
Brewskis?
Amateur and unoriginal.
Cringy

Comment by VanillaMan Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 1:18 pm
Something to wash down your “Curran Burgers” or/and “Fitzgerald Burgers.”

https://capitolfax.com/2018/11/01/todays-lit-drop/

Comment by Leatherneck Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 1:20 pm
I have a Pritzker School of Law pen I’m very fond of.

Comment by Cheryl44 Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 1:24 pm
Not as good as my apple peeler that says, “We’re Glad Again with Madigan!”

Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 1:59 pm
Collector’s item in 5 days. Every Dem will want one for his/her trophy wall. I’ll take 20 for eBay.

Comment by Stumpy's bunker Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 2:35 pm
OMG– I went looking on the internet for sponges with candidates’ names, and found this–Giveaways For the Ladies

http://www.candidatesigns.com/Kitchen-Sponges-Prodview.html

Comment by Cheryl44 Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 2:37 pm
Bruce Rauner: Cold. Yellow. Canned.

– MrJM

Comment by @misterjayem Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 3:06 pm
I’ll have a brewski with Bruce Rushton.

Comment by Steve Rogers Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 3:47 pm
Cheesiest wine coozie i have ever seen.

Comment by Blue Dog Dem Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 3:50 pm
is it a tour with discontinued beers?

Comment by Amalia Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 4:13 pm
Empty koozie. Empty Carhartt. Empty promises. I’m seeing a pattern.

Comment by Henry Francis Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 4:45 pm
Does it come with a can of Stag? which rhymes with Gag which would describe this election. Still want one though great table talk item.

Comment by theCardinal Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 5:00 pm
I’ll wait for a whiskey glass that says J&B with JB.

Comment by Pot calling kettle Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 6:40 pm
Where can I get mine?

I’ll wear it while drinking Miller HighLife.
#Iamrich

Comment by Anonymous Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 7:00 pm
How appropriate. The Rauner administration has certainly driven plenty of people to drink.

Comment by Billinois Thursday, Nov 1, 18 @ 9:07 pm