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posted by Rich Miller
Tuesday, Jul 30, 19 @ 4:13 pm

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1. I like #4, Nature’s Metropolis, in the 6th race.

   Comment by Three Dimensional Checkers Tuesday, Jul 30, 19 @ 4:18 pm

2. “Hey, aren’t you the IPI guy?”

   Comment by 360 Degree TurnAround Tuesday, Jul 30, 19 @ 4:24 pm

3. “Speaking as the owner of a $12 million horse farm in Florida.”

   Comment by dbk Tuesday, Jul 30, 19 @ 4:24 pm

4. Fake news reporter interviews governor.

   Comment by 360 Degree TurnAround Tuesday, Jul 30, 19 @ 4:25 pm

5. You can always tell the winners at the starting line.

   Comment by Three Dimensional Checkers Tuesday, Jul 30, 19 @ 4:26 pm

6. The governor continued “I’m gonna take that horse to the old town train, and I’m gonna riiiiddde till I can’t no more”.

   Comment by 360 Degree TurnAround Tuesday, Jul 30, 19 @ 4:27 pm

7. Winning by a nose means different things to different noses.

   Comment by A guy Tuesday, Jul 30, 19 @ 4:28 pm

8. I got the horses in the back
   Horse tack is attached
   Hat is matte black
   “Got the boots that’s black to match
   Ridin’ on a horse, ha
   You can whip your Porsche
   I been in the valley
   You ain’t been up off that porch, now”

   Comment by 360 Turnaround Tuesday, Jul 30, 19 @ 4:29 pm

9. “Me?

   I’m gonna put two dimes on “Honeyrose” in da sixth. She’s a mudder, and mudder her times are off da charts

   I’m gonna parlay “Joker’s Delight” and “Room Service Garbage”, and I’m gonna box em, trow 3 dimes on dat.

   Da Guv’s Special? Dis new entry, ooh its a doozy. Put 4 dimes on “Snobby Elitist Trash”. It’s goin off at 12 to 1, but what good about it, dat number is gonna drop, so get your tickets now… “

   Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jul 30, 19 @ 4:29 pm

10. As a kid, i owned ponies, horses, eventually a casino. It’s best to own the games, not play them. Is this being taped?

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jul 30, 19 @ 4:37 pm

11. I was gonna jockey, but the saddle just did not fit right.

    Comment by zatoichi Tuesday, Jul 30, 19 @ 4:41 pm

12. The new bill will bring in this much revenues . . . oh, wait, I meant even more revenues . . . oh wait . . .

    Comment by Louis G. Atsaves Tuesday, Jul 30, 19 @ 4:43 pm

13. No…John Goodman is from St. Louis - I was born in California.

    Comment by Commonsense in Illinois Tuesday, Jul 30, 19 @ 4:46 pm

14. I got this system see, I think what would Bruce Rauner do and then I do the opposite. It’s worked every time so far.

    Comment by Gruntled University Employee Tuesday, Jul 30, 19 @ 4:47 pm

15. “Slots in the paddock. Need I say more?”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Tuesday, Jul 30, 19 @ 4:53 pm

16. “Hey, I’m at the racetrack and I’m not wearin’ a costume. Forget about it.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Tuesday, Jul 30, 19 @ 4:58 pm

17. This guy says the horse can do.

    Comment by Bigtwich Tuesday, Jul 30, 19 @ 5:01 pm

18. Our money troubles are solved. On a tip, I put this year’s budget on ‘Because Madigan’ in the 6th.

    Comment by Jocko Tuesday, Jul 30, 19 @ 5:08 pm

19. You and the horse you rode in on…

    Comment by Practical Politics Tuesday, Jul 30, 19 @ 5:10 pm

20. Listen, when walking around the paddock, you gotta watch out for those horse apples. They’ll ruin a new pair of shoes faster than anything.

    Comment by Huh? Tuesday, Jul 30, 19 @ 5:25 pm

21. Why didn’t my staff pack me a seersucker suit for this auspicious occasion at the horse Downs.

    Anybody want a mint julep?

    Comment by Klaus VonBulow Tuesday, Jul 30, 19 @ 5:29 pm

22. Hey IPI guy tell GovJunk I signed another bill he vetoed today.

    Comment by Annonin' Tuesday, Jul 30, 19 @ 5:39 pm

23. “Ya see, I am the type o’ guy that means what he sez. I told all a you that I would make Brucie go bye bye and poof, he gone!”

    Comment by JS Mill Tuesday, Jul 30, 19 @ 5:44 pm

24. Listen, when bettin’ on horses, you gotta consider the track. If it’s muddy, bet on a long shot. Da favorites usually don’na like it when it’s wet.

    Comment by Huh? Tuesday, Jul 30, 19 @ 5:45 pm

25. Media around here spends too much time covering the horserace.

    Comment by JJJJJJJJJJJ Tuesday, Jul 30, 19 @ 6:04 pm

26. In the interest of fairness, I am putting 2 bucks to win on every nag running at fairmount today. Pretty sure I will win every race !

    Comment by Woodstock willy Tuesday, Jul 30, 19 @ 6:11 pm

27. In my best Jackie Gleason voice, “How sweet it is”.

    Comment by Flynn's Mom Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 9:07 am

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