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Gov. Rauner talks to students about designing video games at Murphysboro High School pic.twitter.com/DMzVpVio1W
— Anna Giles (@AnnaGilesWSIL) March 23, 2016
posted by Rich Miller
Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 2:09 pm
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I wonder why the RAUN Man is so engaged in the 58th senate district? Couldn’t be that he is worried about an independent jumping in!
Comment by Blue dog dem Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 2:13 pm
Rauner- “So, what’s your line item?”
Comment by Anon221 Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 2:14 pm
Bruce Rauner whispers to students, “Take a quick break from leanrin’and go on capitolfax, and write a comment about how you support my Turnaround Agenda. I’ll go distract the teacher.”
Comment by Almost the Weekend Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 2:14 pm
Do you know how to work this computer?
Me neither.
Comment by gg Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 2:14 pm
“I don’t want to hear it mister! you are grounded and no more vidya games until I get my turnaround agenda.”
Comment by Homer J. Quinn Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 2:15 pm
Students attempt to contain their enthusiasm for the governor and his “Turnaround Agenda”
Comment by Decaff Coffee Party Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 2:16 pm
Yes, as a matter of fact I have dropped the age to 15 for video gaming in Illinois. So start to gaming kiddies, your school might someday see a few pennies I toss their way.
Comment by Give Me A Break Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 2:16 pm
What Are You Kids Still Doing Here? I Closed This School, I’m Selling These Desks, Computers, Everything… I Said GET!!!!
Comment by Shake Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 2:16 pm
“We call the game ‘Election Day’ — because even when your character loses decisively, the screen still says ‘YOU ARE WINNING!!1!’”
– MrJM
Comment by @MisterJayEm Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 2:17 pm
“I wonder how much we could sell these computers for…ah, I bet the school districts Madigan controls own them…no wait, maybe we can reclaim them as state property? Then rent their use to the school districts…who should I let finance this for us?”
Comment by Robert the Bruce Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 2:17 pm
What’s this email thing ya’ll keep talking about?
Comment by Blue dog dem Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 2:17 pm
So, you fellas like playing games, do ya? I’m a master of checkers while the Speaker is playin’ chess.
Comment by Mittuns Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 2:17 pm
BR: Hey, you got Pac Man?
Kid: No.
BR: You got Space Invaders?
Kid: Nope.
BR: You got Asteroids?
Comment by 47th Ward Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 2:18 pm
Student union bosses and the computers they control.
Comment by Mittuns Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 2:18 pm
Mom says I can’t talk to strangers…
Comment by Commonsense in Illinois Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 2:19 pm
I want it to be like sim city, only you dont get a budget to spend, you have to choose what to close and who to hire
Comment by Vet Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 2:19 pm
Nope, i don’t have email …
How are you on Snapchat, Facebook, Twitter and instagram ????
Nope, no email. I like to talk one on one with people.
Comment by Spliff Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 2:22 pm
It’s an eye contact simulator
Comment by LizPhairTax Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 2:22 pm
–BR: You got Asteroids?–
Little cream will take care of that.
Comment by wordslinger Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 2:22 pm
Kid #3: My Mommy says you don’t know what you’re doing
Rauner: Oh, is your Mommy a doctor?
Kid #3: No.
Rauner: A scientific researcher of some kind?
Kid #3: No.
Rauner: Well, then she’s hardly a credible expert, is she?
Comment by Aloha Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 2:22 pm
BR: So, say I’m playing Mortal Kombat. I’m fighting that 73 year who loves apples. How do I beat him?
Students: Apple sucks.
BR: No, the fruit apple.
Students: Why does he eat apples?
BR: I don’t know.
Students: Are they his power up item?
BR: I’ve got him now!
Comment by ArchPundit Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 2:23 pm
“So what do you guys think of ‘Call of Duty: The Bustout?’”
Comment by wordslinger Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 2:23 pm
BR: “SIU, eh? You might want to consider some out-of-state options, trust me….”
Comment by wordslinger Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 2:26 pm
“Your student council won’t be passing a budget for prom without first agreeing on structural reforms to school lunches, right? Right?”
Comment by Robert the Bruce Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 2:26 pm
Student typing at computer says:
“I don’t graduate until 2019 so my MAP grant will be there.” … Keeps typing
Other student looks at Rauner and asks:
“I graduate in 2017, will my MAP grant be there?”
Rauner:
“Well if Speaker Madigan and the legisl…”
Student rolls eyes mid-sentence, cuts off Rauner and says:
“Seriously bro?”
Comment by CrazyHorse Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 2:27 pm
“The game would be called Saving Dunkin and you would start with $4 million in dark money…but you have to watch out for a boogeyman named The Speaker and the president he controls…”
Comment by Decaff Coffee Party Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 2:29 pm
Rauner: I thoroughly enjoy the game Fallout, I have a thing for exploring the devastation left in my wake.
Comment by Mittuns Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 2:29 pm
BR…”I’m a little teacup!”
STUDENT. …”Whatever, Dude”
Comment by Gordon Willis Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 2:30 pm
What are you guys watching?
Dad’s home state
Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 2:30 pm
BR: Where do you want to go to college?
Student: Um, not sure yet, but maybe Indiana, Iowa, or Mizzou. My guidance counselor is telling everyone to go out of state since there’s no money for colleges in Illinois.
Comment by Just Askin' Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 2:30 pm
Oops, sorry for the dupe.
Comment by ArchPundit Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 2:30 pm
Boy times of change here at Dartmouth. Back in Illinois, I’m trying to close colleges
Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 2:32 pm
Where is that Google key everyone keeps talking about?
Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 2:33 pm
-BR: You got Asteroids?-
Kid: Naw, but my dad does. Can’t even sit on the toilet some days.
Comment by ryan Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 2:34 pm
Patent Prep? yeah I’ve heard of it…
Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 2:35 pm
“Just sign the email Big Dog.”
Comment by walker Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 2:35 pm
Ugh. Payton
Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 2:35 pm
ArchPundit that was hysterical! Apples have now been banned from the state by executive order!
Comment by burbanite Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 2:36 pm
You two should get outside for some fresh air and exercise before I end the line-item for P.E.
Comment by 47th Ward Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 2:37 pm
My password is Rosebud
Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 2:37 pm
What’s this game called? Farmville? I thought we cut agricultural education?
Comment by so... Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 2:38 pm
Off-topic, but, does he every change shirts/jackets?
Comment by Cable Line Beer Gardener Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 2:39 pm
Mittuns is on fire today!
Hey kid…. Watch what you eat and you will stay as skinny as your are now. Look at me!!
Comment by Exhausted Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 2:40 pm
“If you don’t look at him, maybe he’ll just go away.”
Comment by Bogey Golfer Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 2:40 pm
“I was really more of an Intellivision man, myself…”
– MrJM
Comment by @MisterJayEm Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 2:41 pm
Not a caption, but this reminded me:
Didn’t Rauner advertise once on CapFax during the campaign? Something like “Hey guys, Bruce here …”
Comment by Macbeth Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 2:42 pm
Of course we are only considering out of state universities. We want to finish in four years at the same school.
Comment by Diogenes in DuPage Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 2:42 pm
Workin’, Learnin’, and designin’. Too bad I won’t provide any funding funding for it.
Comment by Ryan Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 2:43 pm
First, you’ve gotta start with a budget.
Comment by Veritas Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 2:46 pm
“You better Turnaround that chair, young man.”
Comment by flippy Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 2:48 pm
“No. No, Diana does the online checking too… “
Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 2:51 pm
“So, bring up that page on The eBay again that has all those used Carhartts again… “
Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 2:55 pm
Governor Rauner pitches creating a game called “Eradicate All Unions” to a standing room only crowd of enthusiastic game designers.
Comment by Beaner Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 2:55 pm
What are you kids learning by playing games on the computers?
Comment by Mama Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 2:57 pm
“Come on kid move over I wanna play”
Comment by dukakis Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 2:58 pm
GR: These are on loan so hurry up!!
Comment by Highspeed Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 2:59 pm
How’d you guys like to make $12 an hour building highways?
Comment by Man with a plan Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 3:07 pm
This place is pretty empty. Do most of the students belong to AFSCME?
(it’s a joke. Don’t go crazy)
Comment by A guy Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 3:07 pm
I give a thousand bucks to the first guy who can find the speaker somewhere in this universe.
Comment by A guy Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 3:10 pm
“I’m bad, and that’s good. I will never be good, and that’s not bad. There’s no one I’d rather be then me.”
Wreck-it Rauner.
Comment by 47th Ward Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 3:11 pm
I did not realize you have the internets in southern Illinois. Anyway, you won’t need college for these jobs.
Comment by Austin Blvd Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 3:14 pm
I thought I cut off funding for computers and internet for studebts…
Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 3:14 pm
Student- We’re working on “Fallout 2019″, a post-apocalypse story about the path of destruction inflicted on Illinois during your term. It might be re-titled. We’ve gotta finish the story line this term because teacher says Fall term might get cancelled.
Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 3:15 pm
We just changed the number of days we were absent and picked up Sloane in Camron’s Dad’s car and drove into Chicago. Pretty easy, actually.
Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 3:16 pm
Once it learned no one wins Tic Tac Toe the guys from the Defense Department let us go…
Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 3:17 pm
“You know boys, Agriculture is the backbone of the Illinois economy. So make a new version of Farmsville if you can.”
Comment by curious and doubtful Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 3:17 pm
You can open your eyes, kid. I only play hide n’ seek back in Springfield.
Comment by ORD Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 3:18 pm
Dude, tell Lance his tweets totally rock. He’s a hero here at the High School…
Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 3:19 pm
If you make your game anti-Madigan in some way, I’ll throw a sweet IT contract your way when the state starts updating.
Comment by Earnest Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 3:19 pm
I was suppose to go to Payton Prep but some egotistical rich guy scammed the system and clouted his kid in, and they didn’t even live in Chicago.
I moved here after that…
Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 3:22 pm
“Don’t you boys go growin’ up and becomin’ Madigoons!”
Comment by Michael Westen Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 3:22 pm
There’s never going to be jobs in this state for you boys, so you might as well play computer games.
Comment by IllinoisBoi Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 3:23 pm
………the world needs ditch diggers too.
Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 3:24 pm
“I’m 18 and my Union member mom and dad told me this November we’re going to find out who you support and all three of us are going to vote accordingly… as I prepare to go to the University of Iowa”
Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 3:25 pm
I’ve sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn’t want to, felt I owed it to them.
Comment by 47th Ward Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 3:33 pm
Do any of you guys want to run for State Representative? I’ve got lots of money.
Comment by Hedley Lamarr Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 3:34 pm
Goldberg has a random word generator just like this
Comment by Rabid Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 3:36 pm
@ OW: “I thought I cut off funding for computers and internet for studebts… ”
I hope that wasn’t a typo. Because it’s truly inspired.
Comment by JoanP Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 3:38 pm
You can’t FOIA my calendar from that computer right?
Comment by DuPage Bard Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 3:40 pm
Madigan Madigan Madigan Madigan Madigan Madigan Madigan Madigan Madigan Madigan Madigan Madigan Madigan Madigan Madigan Madigan Madigan Madigan Madigan Madigan Madigan Madigan Madigan Madigan. If I keep blaming Madigan everything will be OK!
Comment by Wheezy Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 3:41 pm
Hey! How come no one told me it was red shirt day?
Comment by BaronvonHammer Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 3:43 pm
No, the only time I have to wear a suit and tie is when I’m doing bidness work. That’s because I respect bidnessmen more than I do my constituents.
Comment by Austin Blvd Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 3:46 pm
BR “Dos 3.1, yep our state computers run on the same operating system.”
Comment by No Longer A Lurker Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 3:47 pm
“Let’s be clear, I am a strong advocate for … education for…what is this again?,” fake Gov. Rauner, “That is why I am eliminating the line item funding for it.”
Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 3:48 pm
Yea I was a nerd too really loved my French horn
Comment by Rabid Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 3:50 pm
Kids, you’d be better of at a charter school.
Comment by Turner Round Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 3:51 pm
Rauner: How does it feel to be taken hostage?
Students: How do you have the audacity to play the victim?
Comment by Wensicia Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 3:55 pm
- JoanP - what’s scary us either answer, yes or no, is believeable.
“Caption?”
Governor, I’m sure the last thing you worry about is us, so if you want to pretend you’re intersted, yeah, I can show you, but if you’re just going to ignore my MAP funding, Susie and Tommy might be better hosts…
Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 3:55 pm
Check out my moves Goldberg say’s I put the funk in dysfunctional
Comment by Rabid Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 3:57 pm
Looks like we’re dressed about the same Governor….
Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 3:57 pm
We promised not to look your way — something about pillars of salt, Gomorrah, et al…
Comment by commento Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 4:02 pm
Electricity for your machine? No, sorry, its an unfunded mandate.
Comment by Turner Round Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 4:02 pm
Student “Mr. Rauner, if you give me your credit card number I can complete the order for the Orvis plaid shirts that are in your Orvis shopping cart.”
Comment by No Longer A Lurker Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 4:04 pm
Oh, they have the internet on computers now!
-Homer J. Simpson
Comment by beagiesmalls Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 4:06 pm
I’m from a democrat family that’s why my eyes are closed
Comment by Railrat Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 4:12 pm
“That’s brilliant, so you get to fight a union boss at the end of each stage???!! “Ok Governor, let me try and explain this one more time..”
Comment by GOP Extremist Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 4:18 pm
BR: I’m shakin up Springfield…what?…oh, it’s a city up north…say, have you boys ever heard of charter schools…?
Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 4:19 pm
Believe it or not Governor, other kids besides yours deserve an educational opportunity…
Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 4:21 pm
Design computer games?! No way, I need you flipping burgers.
Comment by LBJ Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 4:25 pm
http://raunercollegeprep.noblenetwork.org
Comment by Just Me Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 4:26 pm
The redshirts (Benton and Dunkin) get their final orders from Captain Bruce Tiberius Kirk on the eve of the election.
Comment by Sangamo Sam Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 4:29 pm
Kid: Hey Governor Rauner, these commenters are saying some real bad things about you on Capitol Fax. You should get somebody to respond for you.
BR: I’ve got A guy who does that for me.
Comment by 47th Ward Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 4:40 pm
Fellas, whine all you want, I sleep well. Your education doesn’t keep me awake at night. Honest.
Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 4:43 pm
Goin’ out of state for college? Yeah, I can relate…
Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 4:45 pm
===BR: I’ve got A guy who does that for me.====
I’m thinkin’ you said it this way on purpose 47. It’s not true, but it is kinda funny.
Would you agree that the Speaker has 47 guys (at least) doin’ what you suggest I’m doin’?
Comment by A guy Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 4:46 pm
Besides, no one has the time to respond to the meanies. I sure don’t.
Comment by A guy Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 4:47 pm
“Just sit there and pretend I’m engaging you fellas, this is for The Snapchat…”
Oh - A Guy -, you are the righteous victim, being called out because you stand up for Rauner…
How did Benton and Durkin go? Did the taxpayers lose, according to you?
“We have programs to help kids at the Rauner YMCA, I think, unless I decided to unfounded those too, I can’t remember…”
Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 4:53 pm
Come on hand your lunch money over
Comment by Rabid Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 4:59 pm
I can see the Governor telling the kids how to design and develop games even though he doesn’t know the first thing about them. That’s just the kind of guy he is.
Comment by Dale Cooper Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 4:59 pm
===Oh - A Guy -, you are the righteous victim, being called out because you stand up for Rauner…===
Nah.
===How did Benton and Durkin go? Did the taxpayers lose, according to you?===
There are 2 districts full of voters you can ask. Plenty of dogs in those races…I just didn’t really have one. You know that don’t you?
Me, a victim. Bite your tongue.
Comment by A guy Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 5:00 pm
===There are 2 districts full of voters you can ask.===
Hmm. Rauner spending millions to help a Democratic representative to block anythibg out of the House, and the Governor says the taxpayers lose and you have no comment?
That’s fun!
“Caption?”
“Email Spectre for me… ‘Runnin’ Illinois aground, ripe for ruin. Please advise. Bruce’.. Can you add one of those smiley face thingys after, maybe have it flash?”
Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 5:07 pm
Rauner telling high school students to bring their own laptops.
Comment by Refugee from Illinois Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 5:11 pm
Gov. Rauner talks to students about designing video games at Murphysboro High School, students ask for help finishing their design, Rauner replies “whoa, whoa that’s not how this governing thing works. You kids are new to politics so let me explain to you how this works. I just tell you I want to help you, but I won’t actually take any action to actually help you out.”
Comment by MurMan Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 5:23 pm
Gov Rauner explains to students that the reason they are having problems finishing their game design is because their schools district does not have the ability ban collective bargaining and is being forced to pay prevailing wage laws. “The best way to ensure we fix your game design is by passing my Turnaround Agenda” concluded Rauner.
Comment by MurMan Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 5:29 pm
Student: We are creating a game kind of like Monopoly, but it is about Illinois and we called it Raunopoly.
Comment by Crispy Critter Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 5:34 pm
BR: oh you two grew up around Mike Bost
Student 1: he shot my dog
Student 2: are you going to close SIU-C?
BR: no I’m going to defund it till no one works there and then sell the buildings for scrap material to pay for my wife’s personal assistant. What do you mean Bost shot your dog?
Student 1: Bost shot my dog Rusty’s head off.
BR: well I guess that’s for the best because with Bost’s help- when I’m done with Southern Illinois, your dog would have died of starvation.
Comment by Truthslayer Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 5:55 pm
Super pong and game boys
Comment by Rabid Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 6:16 pm
Hurry up, kids, Madigan told me I had to take your computers.
Comment by ash Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 7:15 pm
Hurry up, kids, I have to take your computers and try to blame Madigan for it by the 5 pm news.
Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 7:18 pm
Gee, Governor we tried to fill the room with your supporters, but they all said they’d only come disguised as empty seats!
Comment by Independent retiree/lawyer/journalist Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 7:23 pm
BR: This is how the Duke used to stand before he punched somebody’s lights out.
KID: Who’s the Duke?
Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 7:47 pm
BR: I’ve been shoppin’ at the Skinny Governors Store but my pants still hang on me like I’m a scarecrow. Any suggestions, guys?
KID: Yoga pants?
Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 7:49 pm
BR: I’ve noticed you guys seem to turn away from me. Any reason why?
KID: Dude, you smell like tuna fillets.
Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 7:50 pm
BR: So, has this budget thingie had any effect on you guys?
KID: What budget thingie?
Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 7:53 pm
BR: My Wikipedia entry says I’m singlehandedly destroying the State of Illinois. Would either of you two know anything about that?
KID IN FRONT: Umm, no?
Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 7:55 pm
BR: Hey, I AM the governor of Illinois! A little respect here.
KID IN FRONT: You sound just like my Dad when he’s yelling about that Rauner guy.
Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 7:59 pm
BR: Nice bling. Did the Speaker give that to you?
KID: You’re standing on my foot, sir.
Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 8:02 pm
BR: And when I push my jacket back like this, folks tell me I look like Batman.
KID: You sure it wasn’t The Joker?
Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 8:03 pm
Kid on left…. “Bro”
Kid on Right … “I know…he looks just Mr. Burns….”
Kid on left…. “and smells like him too”
Comment by Chitown879 Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 8:09 pm
kids - you’re more embarrassing to be around than our parents.
kids - When this gets posted as a CapFax caption contest, we are going to have to transfer to a different school because we won’t be able to show our faces here ever again. This is so embarrassing.
kids - Who are you again?
Kids - Call security, there is an unescorted stranger in the building.
Comment by Huh? Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 8:34 pm
Kid at CPU: “Hey the screen just went blank !”
Bruce “Well thats just a temporary thing guys. When I get the reforms the tax payers want we will get the electricity back on and you guys can graduate HS and attend on of the three remaining State Universities we have here in Illinois”
Other Kid ” Ugggh someone stab me in the head with a pencil”
Comment by NothsideNoMore Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 9:23 pm
Designin’ video games? Cool! I want you boys to head the new self-funded Illinois Department of Video Gamin’! We ought to be able to sell millions of these games to your classmates who will have nothing better to do than sit on the couch and play video games all day long once I get done closin’ down all the state universities!
Comment by Dutch 2001 Wednesday, Mar 23, 16 @ 11:31 pm
“If you’re not willin’ to do some endorsin’ of my turnaround agenda, kid, I’ve got almost twenty million bucks that I’m willin’ to pour into defeatin’ you in that student council election. Wanna think it over, maybe?”
Comment by Anonymous 88 Thursday, Mar 24, 16 @ 12:46 am
You guys see my van out back? Pretty sweet huh!?
Comment by JS Mill Thursday, Mar 24, 16 @ 7:58 am
No way. You two first. Like my Turnaround Agenda on Facebook and then I’ll drop my pants.
Comment by Ragnar's Proxy Thursday, Mar 24, 16 @ 8:11 am
You can only advance to 12th grade if you pass my Turnaround Agenda.
Comment by Mittuns Thursday, Mar 24, 16 @ 8:28 am
Aloha, Mr. Hand.
Comment by Anonymous Thursday, Mar 24, 16 @ 8:39 am
Local red state update
Comment by Rabid Thursday, Mar 24, 16 @ 8:55 am