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Arrr… I forgot
Wednesday, Sep 19, 2007 - Posted by Rich Miller No drivelswigger, I, my landlubber brain forgot that it’s Talk Like a Pirate Day. Let’s talk about those bilge rat Cubs like we’re pirates, eh, maties? And thanks to me pal, David for reminding my addled self.
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- Arrrrreality Check - Wednesday, Sep 19, 07 @ 11:29 am:
Playoffs ahoy!
- jwscott72 - Wednesday, Sep 19, 07 @ 11:47 am:
Arrr, Cubbies need to bring base runners home or else their post-season will be sunk to Davy Jones’ locker.
- Paul - Wednesday, Sep 19, 07 @ 11:50 am:
Cubs fans be in for another dissapointment. They don’t have t’ pitchin’ or t’ hittin’ t’ get out o’ t’ first round. Sweet Lou be great, but be only human.
- s - Wednesday, Sep 19, 07 @ 11:53 am:
Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
The Cubs arrrr in contention, savvy?
- Sailor Sam - Wednesday, Sep 19, 07 @ 11:54 am:
Aarrgghhh. The Cubs be my mateys and I’m a hopin’ and prayin’ they take da booty dey so deserves. Play ball or walk da plank.
- so-called "Austin Mayor" - Wednesday, Sep 19, 07 @ 11:56 am:
Talk like a pirate, huh?
How’s this, “Why pay money for the new 50 Cent album when you can download it for free at http://thepiratebay.org/ instead?”
Oh wait, I mean “Why pay money for virus protection when you can download the home use edition of Avast! virus protection for free at http://tinyurl.com/fzrhw (Avast… pirates… get it? hello? hello? cricket… cricket…)
Alright, how’s this, “I sure hope we reach land soon because the appeal of sodomy is rapidly diminishing.”
“Aaargh, matey!”
Indeed.
– SCAM
- Pat Collins - Wednesday, Sep 19, 07 @ 12:36 pm:
the appeal of sodomy is rapidly diminishing.
Have we reached the point where we are going to drink each other’s water?
- unbiased - Wednesday, Sep 19, 07 @ 12:53 pm:
If the cubs had kept AAAARRRRdsma, they would be a shoe in for a win today.
- Crimefighter - Wednesday, Sep 19, 07 @ 1:08 pm:
HAT TIP ALERT —
http://abclocal.go.com/wls/story?section=local&id=5664018
Chicago is mulling raised the sales tax to double digits….ELEVEN PERCENT.
- Six Degrees of Separation - Wednesday, Sep 19, 07 @ 1:18 pm:
Rich,
Ye should avast yerself of the stadium on Addison and ClARRRRRRRRGHK Street to catch the PIRATES this weekend, ye vow of refusal be damned.
- Six Degrees of Separation - Wednesday, Sep 19, 07 @ 1:20 pm:
Crimefighter-
Now there’s an unsav’ry bunch of looters, there.
- Levois - Wednesday, Sep 19, 07 @ 1:33 pm:
Whar’s the first matie Irish Pirate yarragh!!! Shiver me timbers!
- The Guild of Calamitous Intent - Wednesday, Sep 19, 07 @ 1:33 pm:
Mark my words, mates, the Brewers be headed to Davy Jones’ locker!
- Healthcare Worker - Wednesday, Sep 19, 07 @ 1:46 pm:
Man the mainsails you cubbie dogs! The brewers are turning to port and bringing their starboard cannons to bear. Pray to davy that we can out run ‘em, forsure we cannot out gun ‘em…..
- Rich O. - Wednesday, Sep 19, 07 @ 1:54 pm:
Arrrgh, we be 7-5 against ye choke arrrrtists. If ye can’t even beat arrr sarrrry cloob…ye cain’t win yarr division.
- Captain Jack Sparrow for Governor - Wednesday, Sep 19, 07 @ 2:01 pm:
Then Mansion staff can justifiably post this above the gates: “All hope abandon ye who enter here”.
For today, just post a pic of Johnny Depp and we wenches will be happy!
- Joke - Wednesday, Sep 19, 07 @ 2:02 pm:
What’s a pirate’s favorite place to eat?
I’ll fill ya in later if ya don’t get it.
- JonShibleyFan - Wednesday, Sep 19, 07 @ 2:12 pm:
We’re terrible, and we can often beat the hapless Cubs…Oh, I thought you meant talk like a PITTSBURGH Pirate.
Ahoy, even if ye landlubbers be makin’ the playoffs, ye ought to be expectin’ ta walk the plank in the first arrrrrrrround.
- Team Sleep - Wednesday, Sep 19, 07 @ 2:18 pm:
Avast! Mr. Zambrano be a scallyway who be losin’ me fantasy points on the Yahoo! Yarg!
- Jake From Elwood - Wednesday, Sep 19, 07 @ 3:08 pm:
Don’t give the ball to Ryan DemptstAAAAAAARRR!
Give the ball to CAAARRRRRlos MAAAARRRRmol!
- Robin Yount - Wednesday, Sep 19, 07 @ 3:47 pm:
GO BREWERS!
- amy - Wednesday, Sep 19, 07 @ 4:11 pm:
Sox Fan says, “No parley !” Death to the Cubs.
- South Side Mike - Wednesday, Sep 19, 07 @ 4:51 pm:
Forget these scurvey Cubs! I’m goin’ to a movie that’s rated “Arrr.”
- Ahem - Wednesday, Sep 19, 07 @ 5:01 pm:
Rarrrrrrr! Load ‘em up, load ‘em all up! Hoist the all the sheets and all the bottles and sail full speed down the middle and when ye’re there give ‘em everything from all barrels! Raaarrrrrrrr! Raaaaarrrrr!
- Reddbyrd - Wednesday, Sep 19, 07 @ 6:53 pm:
Matey can’t ye’re be dragging you oeg leg home your own?
Now ye’er asking the All Rookie team into BrewTown and send em to davey Jones Locker
That’s one tall order, but we’ll do out part
Don’t choke
- Eddy - Wednesday, Sep 19, 07 @ 10:55 pm:
Cubs Win…Brewers LOSE…maties. Put that in ur wooden leg and smoke it!!