Bruce, that right-to-work gag is brilliant, you’re making me look like Mother Jones by comparison, and I’m chopping another 1,400 teachers! Keep it up pal, this is great.
And then, ha heh, with a straight face I said “I am going to continue to negotiate in good faith”; and I kept a straight face. And you know, they bought and printed it.
Bobblehead: “Hey Rahmster a few weeks ago I attacked PQ over short term borrowing.”
Rahmblehead: “Yeah and I said I needed $600+ million the pension.”
Bobblehead: “And then I borrowed and no one noticed
BR: Ever hear hundreds of thousands people say, “Thank you, sir. May i have another?”
RE: OK. I’ll bite. Where?
BR : South of I 80. They love me down there.
RE: Never been…it’s not safe for a guy like me. Too big city.
BR: Carharts, man, Carharts. And lose that Rolex and you’re one of them. They love me, dude. Shakin’ up Springfield. They love it!
“There’s an autistic kid, an unemployed mother, a Chicago teacher, and a rich white guy on an airplane. The engine quits: who gets the only parachute?” “Ha-ha-ha…. You kill me”
- Team Sleep - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 12:53 pm:
“And then I said, ‘Bail out this!’”
- Tsavo - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 12:53 pm:
http://chicago.suntimes.com/chicago-politics/7/71/736789/one-day-634-million-payment-emanuel-asks-teacher-pension-fund-500-million-loan
Bruce, I just asked the teacher pension fund for a 500 million dollar loan,if they say “no” can I get the money from you?
- DuPage - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 12:53 pm:
Ha-Ha-Ha when we get done those unions won’t know what hit them!
- RNUG - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 12:53 pm:
Can you believe the union workers think I’m on their side?
- JS Mill - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 12:55 pm:
RE- And the poor fellow asked “how much is that bottle of Château Margaux 2009?”
BR- so what did you say?
RE- If you have to ask, you probably don’t have a wine cellar!
BR- Tee Hee! The poor, they ain’t so bad.
RE- Huh?!
BR- Gotcha!! Just kidding! Whew!
RE- You had me going buddy!!!
- vole - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 12:55 pm:
With my eyes closed I can see something to laugh about inside my brain.
- Casual Observer - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 12:58 pm:
Rahm: “so Ricketts tells me I need to start making plans for the Cubs’ World Series celebration”.
- 47th Ward - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 12:58 pm:
Bruce, that right-to-work gag is brilliant, you’re making me look like Mother Jones by comparison, and I’m chopping another 1,400 teachers! Keep it up pal, this is great.
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 12:58 pm:
Bruce: Republicans..
Rahm: Democrats…
Together: Fools!
(They laugh)
- Deep South - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 1:01 pm:
“And then I said everyone would get paid!”
- Tact - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 1:01 pm:
Let us laugh in the extreme!
- Joe M - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 1:02 pm:
- I didn’t really mean all of those bad things I said about you! Ha ha ha.
- Neither did I! Ha ha ha.
- Rich Miller - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 1:03 pm:
===Let us laugh in the extreme! ===
Gonna be difficult to top that one.
- Luggie - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 1:03 pm:
Rauner: …and then I told Goldberg to sign the letter “With warmest personal regards.”
- Casual Observer - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 1:05 pm:
The court says I HAVE to pay them minimum wage. Talk about a Christmas gift in July.
- RayRay - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 1:05 pm:
“This good cop bad cop thing we got goin on is goin to pay off big in the end!”
- John A Logan - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 1:05 pm:
Rauner: “Mike Madigan, John Cullerton, you and me are in a car. Who’s driving?”
Rahm: “I don’t know.”
Rauner: “The Police”
- Mister Jay Em - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 1:05 pm:
“And no matter what happens, we’ll always be rich!”
– MrJM
- Keyser Soze - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 1:07 pm:
“See you at the State Fair.”
- Beaner - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 1:08 pm:
And then, ha heh, with a straight face I said “I am going to continue to negotiate in good faith”; and I kept a straight face. And you know, they bought and printed it.
- Arthur Andersen - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 1:11 pm:
“Now here’s a real $@%% you, Lewis!”
- Wordslinger - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 1:11 pm:
RE: “Governor, the peasants are revolting!”
BR: “Yeah, they stink on ice…. pull!”
- Jake From Elwood - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 1:11 pm:
The Act is called ‘The Aristocrats’
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 1:12 pm:
“That Griffin… “
- Wensicia - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 1:14 pm:
“When did I start droppin’ my “g”s? After a few glasses of that ’spensive wine we’re enjoyin’ right now!”
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 1:14 pm:
“We’re bigger than US Steel… “
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 1:15 pm:
“They think we actually care!”
- Amalia - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 1:17 pm:
Two rich guys walk into elected offices, and….
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 1:18 pm:
“… and Cullerton is helping us… “
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 1:20 pm:
“…Unions… “
- Anonymous - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 1:23 pm:
Shall we enjoy another bottle of fine wine?
- Modest Proposal - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 1:23 pm:
—together: fools!—-
OW wins…
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 1:24 pm:
“Oh Madigan…”
- William j Kelly - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 1:28 pm:
Bruce: thank God the pig headed fools didn’t listen to William Kelly!
Rahm: I couldn’t agree more!
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 1:30 pm:
“… William Kelly… “
- William j Kelly - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 1:34 pm:
Bruce: especially that pig headed fool Oswego willy.
Rahm: you couldn’t have done it without him.
- Ben Franklin - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 1:35 pm:
Bears in the Superbowl!
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 1:39 pm:
“… Budgets… “
- Anonin' - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 1:41 pm:
Bobblehead: “Hey Rahmster a few weeks ago I attacked PQ over short term borrowing.”
Rahmblehead: “Yeah and I said I needed $600+ million the pension.”
Bobblehead: “And then I borrowed and no one noticed
- DuPage Don - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 1:43 pm:
But for 172,570 votes this could all still be Quinn’s conundrum to solve….
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 1:46 pm:
” … Bill Daley … “
- OldSmoky2 - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 1:49 pm:
“And then I’ve got an ad coming that blames Madigan for causing the Great Chicago Fire.”
- Sillies - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 1:50 pm:
“Wouldn’t it be funny if we both moved to Greektown?”
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 1:52 pm:
” … voters… “
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 1:52 pm:
” … responsibility?… “
- Are Ya Kiddin' Me? - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 1:58 pm:
We have Madigan right where we want him……
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 1:59 pm:
“… The Tribune Editorial Board… “
- Wensicia - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 2:04 pm:
“I never realized playing “kick the can down the road” could be so fun!”
- Anonymous - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 2:13 pm:
I just put a “kick-me”sign on the back of Quinn.
- Commonsense in Illinois - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 2:17 pm:
…the brick…
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 2:19 pm:
“… deadlines …”
- New Kid on the Block - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 2:25 pm:
“Stop it, that tickles!”
- Sbn - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 2:31 pm:
Br; our kids aren’t in in cps
Re; not anymore!
- zatoichi - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 2:39 pm:
So, Putin and I were doing shots at his hunting lodge……
- Scholar athlete - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 2:46 pm:
BR: Ever hear hundreds of thousands people say, “Thank you, sir. May i have another?”
RE: OK. I’ll bite. Where?
BR : South of I 80. They love me down there.
RE: Never been…it’s not safe for a guy like me. Too big city.
BR: Carharts, man, Carharts. And lose that Rolex and you’re one of them. They love me, dude. Shakin’ up Springfield. They love it!
- Arthur Andersen - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 2:56 pm:
“Lewis”
- Huh? - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 3:13 pm:
I’ll take Chicago, you take the rest of the state, they will never know what hit em.
- Under Further Review - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 3:41 pm:
So Axelrod tells me to put on a sweater and act humble during the run-off. The bottled water and newspaper in the television spot was my idea.
- atbat - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 3:48 pm:
“Bruce, Hillary emailed me that she thought you were cute.”
- West Side Willie - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 3:57 pm:
We really faked them out . Great idea to have that bottle of MD 20-20 on our desks.
- QL - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 4:10 pm:
you call me Chiraq, I call you Enron, lets take the wives to see U2, I got the box!
- Anon - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 4:26 pm:
“At least we’re not Puerto Rico.”
- E town - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 4:27 pm:
We’ve got Madigan right where we want him, Bruce!
- A guy - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 4:38 pm:
“Turns out CPS had the money all along”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 4:58 pm:
BR: “Remember that picnic when I turned on the fan and Shatner’s toupee blew off?”
RE: “And I blasted it with my skeet gun!”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 5:00 pm:
BR: “Snuff! Always makes my nose wrinkle up.”
RE: “Even better from a Louis XIV jeweled snuff box!”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 5:01 pm:
BR: “Elected. Then hated.”
RE: “Hated. Then RE-elected!”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 5:02 pm:
RE: “Where’d you get that shirt? Walmart?”
BR: “Sure. They’re non-union.”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 5:05 pm:
BR: “So I snuck into his house at night and put a jar of applesauce in his bed with him.”
RE: “I wish I could have seen the look on his face in the morning.”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 5:07 pm:
BR: “Curley, when he slapped his face and went ‘Woo woo woo.”
RE: “I always thought Joe Besser was funnier.”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 5:11 pm:
BR: “I am so rich I used stacks of $20 bills for inner soles.”
RE: “I use caviar in my pea-shooter!”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 5:15 pm:
BR: “Bernie Sanders.”
RE: “Rick Perry!”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 5:17 pm:
BR: “What came first? The chicken cordon bleu…”
RE: “or the Faberge egg?”
- Buzz Phrase - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 5:33 pm:
For the love of God won’t someone think of the children and give teachers more money and more time off.
- Streator Curmudgeon - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 6:31 pm:
BR: “Corn dogs!”
RE: “Beer!”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 6:33 pm:
RE: “Then Hillary said to him, ‘If I get hold of you, you’ll be playing soprano saxophone!”
BR: “Stop! You’re making my Chateau Lafitte come out of my nose.”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 6:44 pm:
RE: “Oy! That Head Start meeting! I’m still having nightmares about it.”
BR: “Welcome to the club, my friend!”
- Anonymous - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 6:46 pm:
Barkfest
- Streator Curmudgeon - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 6:47 pm:
RE: “So I said to Panetta, ‘I really like your bread, man.’ And he said to me, that’s Pantera, Pantera.”
BR: “So he didn’t get it?”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 7:29 pm:
BR: “You oughta try my voice coach. He can make you sound just like the voters you’re tryin’ to reach.”
RE: “Yeah? What’s his name?”
BR: “Larry the Cable Guy.”
- Anonymous - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 7:56 pm:
Laffer laughter
- Anonymous - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 7:58 pm:
You driving the trash can to solider field?
- Anonymous - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 8:20 pm:
Don’t worry be happy.
- Anonymous - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 8:26 pm:
The terminator and rahmbo
- Quizzical - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 10:47 pm:
Kass and Dold don’t have any clue that you actually run the Combine!
- downstate commissioner - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 10:57 pm:
Just before their pictures went up on the post office bulletin board….
- downstate commissioner - Wednesday, Jul 1, 15 @ 11:03 pm:
“There’s an autistic kid, an unemployed mother, a Chicago teacher, and a rich white guy on an airplane. The engine quits: who gets the only parachute?” “Ha-ha-ha…. You kill me”