You know, we always called each other goodfellas. Like you said to, uh, somebody, “You’re gonna like this guy. He’s all right. He’s a good fella. He’s one of us.” You understand? We were goodfellas. Wiseguys.
Singing “Another One Bites The Dust” and “I Fought The Law and the Law Won.”
Sandoval: “I got caught and I feel so bad, I wish I’d not been caught, Now I’m a felon and I’m so sad, I fought the law and the law won…”
The question to the rest of the corrupt: “Whatcha gonna do when they come for you??”
“… but I thought that… that when it was *my* time, I would be the one to hold the string. Senator Sandoval, later Governor Sandoval. Well, it wasn’t enough time… It wasn’t enough time.“
- lake county democrat - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 1:37 pm:
I try so hard, but I just don’t get this modern art.
Sandoval will be a year and one day guy- our in 10 months. It will be years before he is sentenced as he will be testifying in cases we don’t even know about yet
I can do 3 years… maybe 4… man, 5 would be tough, I can do 4 years I guess… it’s not *that* long, four years… anything more than 6… six would be tough..,
- Iggy - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 1:23 pm:
Man, I’m gonna miss the mcdouble.
- Jose Abreu's Next Homerun - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 1:24 pm:
I’m truly sorry I got caught
- NIU Grad - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 1:25 pm:
https://giphy.com/media/94EQmVHkveNck/200.webp
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 1:25 pm:
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster…
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 1:25 pm:
… and now it’s all over
- Progressive Guy - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 1:28 pm:
Another Illinois politician heads to retirement in prison.
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 1:28 pm:
You know, we always called each other goodfellas. Like you said to, uh, somebody, “You’re gonna like this guy. He’s all right. He’s a good fella. He’s one of us.” You understand? We were goodfellas. Wiseguys.
- In the Know - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 1:28 pm:
Tears of a Clown.
- Jocko - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 1:29 pm:
I better get used to staring at bare concrete walls
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 1:33 pm:
I need those politicians that you carry in your pocket, like nickels and dimes.
- Interim Retiree - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 1:33 pm:
I should have called Saul.
- revvedup - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 1:33 pm:
Singing “Another One Bites The Dust” and “I Fought The Law and the Law Won.”
Sandoval: “I got caught and I feel so bad, I wish I’d not been caught, Now I’m a felon and I’m so sad, I fought the law and the law won…”
The question to the rest of the corrupt: “Whatcha gonna do when they come for you??”
- fs - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 1:34 pm:
“Make sure your hands are clean before we walk in. Unfortunately, it doesn’t do anything for a conscience.”
- Been There - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 1:34 pm:
That picture above the hand sanitizer kind if says it all.
- Genesis - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 1:34 pm:
See the lonely man there in the federal courthouse
- Hard D - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 1:35 pm:
I will be cleaning floors like these everyday for 10 years while looking at the walls
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 1:37 pm:
“… but I thought that… that when it was *my* time, I would be the one to hold the string. Senator Sandoval, later Governor Sandoval. Well, it wasn’t enough time… It wasn’t enough time.“
- lake county democrat - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 1:37 pm:
I try so hard, but I just don’t get this modern art.
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 1:39 pm:
“Guilty, your Honor…. Guilty, *your* Honor… Guilty… your Honor. … I plea guilt, your Honor… Judge, I’m guilty… “
- Amalia - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 1:39 pm:
sometimes bad things happen to bad people. good.
- Steve - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 1:42 pm:
Illinois Governor JB Pritzker falsely identified as urban reformer and redistibutionist Marty Sandoval.
- Anon For Now - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 1:44 pm:
When I was back there in seminary school….can you give me sanctuary?
- Sue - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 1:44 pm:
Sandoval will be a year and one day guy- our in 10 months. It will be years before he is sentenced as he will be testifying in cases we don’t even know about yet
- phocion - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 1:45 pm:
Goodbye, yellow brick road…
- Steve O - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 1:49 pm:
No MAS!!!
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 1:52 pm:
I’m not going down alone. Nope.
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 1:53 pm:
Funny, all the people and all the help I gave, here I am, all alone…
- Henry Francis - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 1:53 pm:
There is a road, no simple highway
Between the dawn and dark of night
And if you go, no one may follow
That path is for your steps alone.
- Rich Miller - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 1:55 pm:
“Welcome to this one man show”
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 1:56 pm:
Say it ain’t so, Marty, say it ain’t so…
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 1:58 pm:
Shoulda tried to tell them I wanted to be in the witness protection program…
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 2:00 pm:
The last day… my life will be my own…
- Grandson of Man - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 2:02 pm:
Cry and you cry alone.
“When I was back there in seminary school….can you give me sanctuary?
Can you find me soft asylum?…The Man is at the door.
- ChrisB - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 2:02 pm:
“Not quite the wall I was talking about…”
- Precinct Captain - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 2:09 pm:
After laughter comes tears
- pool boy - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 2:12 pm:
This is the same man that spearheaded the gas tax increase. I wonder what he got out of that?
- Dance Band on the Titanic - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 2:14 pm:
Purell??? C’mon, the feds know that sunshine is the best disinfectant.
- A Parent - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 2:14 pm:
Former State Sen Martin Sandoval, was overheard telling the person in front of him, “I used to make a living treating people like garbage.”
- Lamb - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 2:16 pm:
El Jeffe
- Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 2:18 pm:
“This isn’t fair. I haven’t even filled the second shoebox.”
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 2:19 pm:
What if I paid taxes on the bribes? Would that have made a difference?
- Kauaijim - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 2:19 pm:
My pension is tax free , do I’m ok
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 2:21 pm:
“I got greedy. I shoulda stopped after the first $100 Kay…”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 2:21 pm:
“The ad for the correspondence school said ‘Get rich overnight — become an Illinois politician.’”
- Eire17 - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 2:22 pm:
OW well played on mob movie lines. They all fit.
- Steve - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 2:23 pm:
There was no safe speed in the way I got paid.
- Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 2:23 pm:
“I coulda been somebody. I coulda been a contender.”
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 2:24 pm:
I hope they send me to Oxford and not Littleton… Rod will drive me nuts.
- Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 2:26 pm:
“I wonder if I can borrow that wheelchair for my sentencing hearing?”
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 2:27 pm:
(Hat tip to - Eire17 -)
Never take the money. That’s what they say… never take the money.
- Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 2:29 pm:
“Don’t just stand there like a putz, Luca. Go get the car.”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 2:30 pm:
“I wonder if they have Hostess cupcakes in the commissary?”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 2:32 pm:
“Glenn Beck was right. Putting Vicks Vapo Rub under your eyes really produces the tears.”
- Builder of Bridges - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 2:34 pm:
Better start getting used to staring at gray walls.
- Three Dimensional Checkers - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 2:36 pm:
Egg noodles and ketchup.
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 2:43 pm:
I can do 3 years… maybe 4… man, 5 would be tough, I can do 4 years I guess… it’s not *that* long, four years… anything more than 6… six would be tough..,
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 2:44 pm:
The fortune teller was right… Jim Durkin got me in the end… here I thought being in the Senate saved me…
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 2:45 pm:
All that Dunkin Donuts… this suit doesn’t fit right…
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 2:47 pm:
At least I don’t haveta get into a jumpsuit today.
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 2:49 pm:
I’m paying these attorneys $900 an hour to plea guilty, turn myself over as a walking witness, *and* I haveta pay fines and court costs?
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 3:04 pm:
It could be worse, session is starting up again…
- Steve - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 3:26 pm:
I hear Oxford has an excellent 6 to 8 week basic training program to get in shape (which is perfect for me since I’ll be there longer).
- JS Mill - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 3:42 pm:
“This loneliness won’t leave me alone”
- Blue Dog Dem - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 4:38 pm:
I tried to plead the fifth,tenth, fifteenth and twentieth….but then Boltons book came out
- Rodent - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 7:02 pm:
“See the Big Man Cry Mama, That’s What I heard Him Say”