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Tuesday, Jan 28, 2020

* Your own caption?…


- Posted by Rich Miller        

65 Comments
  1. - Iggy - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 1:23 pm:

    Man, I’m gonna miss the mcdouble.


  2. - Jose Abreu's Next Homerun - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 1:24 pm:

    I’m truly sorry I got caught


  3. - NIU Grad - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 1:25 pm:

    https://giphy.com/media/94EQmVHkveNck/200.webp


  4. - Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 1:25 pm:

    As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster…


  5. - Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 1:25 pm:

    … and now it’s all over


  6. - Progressive Guy - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 1:28 pm:

    Another Illinois politician heads to retirement in prison.


  7. - Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 1:28 pm:

    You know, we always called each other goodfellas. Like you said to, uh, somebody, “You’re gonna like this guy. He’s all right. He’s a good fella. He’s one of us.” You understand? We were goodfellas. Wiseguys.


  8. - In the Know - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 1:28 pm:

    Tears of a Clown.


  9. - Jocko - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 1:29 pm:

    I better get used to staring at bare concrete walls


  10. - Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 1:33 pm:

    I need those politicians that you carry in your pocket, like nickels and dimes.


  11. - Interim Retiree - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 1:33 pm:

    I should have called Saul.


  12. - revvedup - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 1:33 pm:

    Singing “Another One Bites The Dust” and “I Fought The Law and the Law Won.”
    Sandoval: “I got caught and I feel so bad, I wish I’d not been caught, Now I’m a felon and I’m so sad, I fought the law and the law won…”

    The question to the rest of the corrupt: “Whatcha gonna do when they come for you??”


  13. - fs - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 1:34 pm:

    “Make sure your hands are clean before we walk in. Unfortunately, it doesn’t do anything for a conscience.”


  14. - Been There - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 1:34 pm:

    That picture above the hand sanitizer kind if says it all.


  15. - Genesis - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 1:34 pm:

    See the lonely man there in the federal courthouse


  16. - Hard D - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 1:35 pm:

    I will be cleaning floors like these everyday for 10 years while looking at the walls


  17. - Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 1:37 pm:

    “… but I thought that… that when it was *my* time, I would be the one to hold the string. Senator Sandoval, later Governor Sandoval. Well, it wasn’t enough time… It wasn’t enough time.“


  18. - lake county democrat - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 1:37 pm:

    I try so hard, but I just don’t get this modern art.


  19. - Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 1:39 pm:

    “Guilty, your Honor…. Guilty, *your* Honor… Guilty… your Honor. … I plea guilt, your Honor… Judge, I’m guilty… “


  20. - Amalia - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 1:39 pm:

    sometimes bad things happen to bad people. good.


  21. - Steve - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 1:42 pm:

    Illinois Governor JB Pritzker falsely identified as urban reformer and redistibutionist Marty Sandoval.


  22. - Anon For Now - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 1:44 pm:

    When I was back there in seminary school….can you give me sanctuary?


  23. - Sue - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 1:44 pm:

    Sandoval will be a year and one day guy- our in 10 months. It will be years before he is sentenced as he will be testifying in cases we don’t even know about yet


  24. - phocion - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 1:45 pm:

    Goodbye, yellow brick road…


  25. - Steve O - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 1:49 pm:

    No MAS!!!


  26. - Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 1:52 pm:

    I’m not going down alone. Nope.


  27. - Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 1:53 pm:

    Funny, all the people and all the help I gave, here I am, all alone…


  28. - Henry Francis - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 1:53 pm:

    There is a road, no simple highway
    Between the dawn and dark of night
    And if you go, no one may follow
    That path is for your steps alone.


  29. - Rich Miller - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 1:55 pm:

    “Welcome to this one man show”


  30. - Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 1:56 pm:

    Say it ain’t so, Marty, say it ain’t so…


  31. - Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 1:58 pm:

    Shoulda tried to tell them I wanted to be in the witness protection program…


  32. - Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 2:00 pm:

    The last day… my life will be my own…


  33. - Grandson of Man - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 2:02 pm:

    Cry and you cry alone.

    “When I was back there in seminary school….can you give me sanctuary?

    Can you find me soft asylum?…The Man is at the door.


  34. - ChrisB - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 2:02 pm:

    “Not quite the wall I was talking about…”


  35. - Precinct Captain - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 2:09 pm:

    After laughter comes tears


  36. - pool boy - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 2:12 pm:

    This is the same man that spearheaded the gas tax increase. I wonder what he got out of that?


  37. - Dance Band on the Titanic - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 2:14 pm:

    Purell??? C’mon, the feds know that sunshine is the best disinfectant.


  38. - A Parent - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 2:14 pm:

    Former State Sen Martin Sandoval, was overheard telling the person in front of him, “I used to make a living treating people like garbage.”


  39. - Lamb - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 2:16 pm:

    El Jeffe


  40. - Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 2:18 pm:

    “This isn’t fair. I haven’t even filled the second shoebox.”


  41. - Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 2:19 pm:

    What if I paid taxes on the bribes? Would that have made a difference?


  42. - Kauaijim - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 2:19 pm:

    My pension is tax free , do I’m ok


  43. - Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 2:21 pm:

    “I got greedy. I shoulda stopped after the first $100 Kay…”


  44. - Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 2:21 pm:

    “The ad for the correspondence school said ‘Get rich overnight — become an Illinois politician.’”


  45. - Eire17 - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 2:22 pm:

    OW well played on mob movie lines. They all fit.


  46. - Steve - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 2:23 pm:

    There was no safe speed in the way I got paid.


  47. - Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 2:23 pm:

    “I coulda been somebody. I coulda been a contender.”


  48. - Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 2:24 pm:

    I hope they send me to Oxford and not Littleton… Rod will drive me nuts.


  49. - Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 2:26 pm:

    “I wonder if I can borrow that wheelchair for my sentencing hearing?”


  50. - Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 2:27 pm:

    (Hat tip to - Eire17 -)

    Never take the money. That’s what they say… never take the money.


  51. - Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 2:29 pm:

    “Don’t just stand there like a putz, Luca. Go get the car.”


  52. - Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 2:30 pm:

    “I wonder if they have Hostess cupcakes in the commissary?”


  53. - Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 2:32 pm:

    “Glenn Beck was right. Putting Vicks Vapo Rub under your eyes really produces the tears.”


  54. - Builder of Bridges - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 2:34 pm:

    Better start getting used to staring at gray walls.


  55. - Three Dimensional Checkers - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 2:36 pm:

    Egg noodles and ketchup.


  56. - Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 2:43 pm:

    I can do 3 years… maybe 4… man, 5 would be tough, I can do 4 years I guess… it’s not *that* long, four years… anything more than 6… six would be tough..,


  57. - Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 2:44 pm:

    The fortune teller was right… Jim Durkin got me in the end… here I thought being in the Senate saved me…


  58. - Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 2:45 pm:

    All that Dunkin Donuts… this suit doesn’t fit right…


  59. - Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 2:47 pm:

    At least I don’t haveta get into a jumpsuit today.


  60. - Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 2:49 pm:

    I’m paying these attorneys $900 an hour to plea guilty, turn myself over as a walking witness, *and* I haveta pay fines and court costs?


  61. - Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 3:04 pm:

    It could be worse, session is starting up again…


  62. - Steve - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 3:26 pm:

    I hear Oxford has an excellent 6 to 8 week basic training program to get in shape (which is perfect for me since I’ll be there longer).


  63. - JS Mill - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 3:42 pm:

    “This loneliness won’t leave me alone”


  64. - Blue Dog Dem - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 4:38 pm:

    I tried to plead the fifth,tenth, fifteenth and twentieth….but then Boltons book came out


  65. - Rodent - Tuesday, Jan 28, 20 @ 7:02 pm:

    “See the Big Man Cry Mama, That’s What I heard Him Say”


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