98 Comments - leigh - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 12:21 pm: Security! Who is this man and what is he doing in my chamber? - A Citizen - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 12:22 pm: I told you “No flatulence in the House”. - Six Degrees of Separation - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 12:22 pm: The Stare and the Hair. - Larry McKeon - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 12:26 pm: “You want my endorsement for a third term? Actually, I was thinking of term limits.” - Bill - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 12:26 pm: “White Sox!!!!” “CUBS!!!!!” - Anonymous - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 12:32 pm: What’s He Thinking? - Tom - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 12:35 pm: With a budget stalemate looming Blagojevich and Madigan settle things with a winner-take-all staredown. - Rich Miller - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 12:38 pm: “Bears Fan,” that was pretty darned funny, but it violates the posting rules, so I had to delete it. sorry. - summer - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 12:40 pm: Let’s get ready to rummmmble!!!!! - Objective Dem - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 12:46 pm: “You were serious when you said losing 107-0 is good.” - chicountryguy - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 12:48 pm: Rich, where/when was the picture taken? - A Citizen - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 12:52 pm: Man !! Have you seen the FAST response of Rich Miller’s new CapFax System ? I nearly sprained my eyes. - Rich Miller - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 12:53 pm: CCG, I have no idea. I found it on the google. - Romance in the Capitol - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 12:54 pm: No Caption. Just music in the background…”you never close your eyes anymore…when i kiss…your LIPS!…” - stranger in a strange land - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 1:00 pm: Blagojevich: “You work in Springfield? I have a place in Springfield. Huh.” - Death & Taxes - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 1:01 pm: If looks could kill. - He makes Ryan look like a saint - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 1:02 pm: Mike, “I have an idea of how you can win the Century Trophy back…..” - MICynic - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 1:02 pm: Blago to Madigan — “Forgive me Daddy, for I have sinned.” - anon - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 1:03 pm: Less filling! Tastes great! - Reddbyrd - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 1:07 pm: I guess that football uniform line was pretty dumb, but I blamed Nix and Harris. Now please don’t make me sit in the corner again. - Anonymous - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 1:15 pm: It’s my pot of gold! - Jack T. Colt - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 1:17 pm: Rod: My tie’s more expense. Mike: Which speaks volumes about your financial intellect. - True Colours - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 1:20 pm: The Master and the Future Inmate - anonymous - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 1:22 pm: Let’s Make a Deal on Steroids - OneManBlog - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 1:24 pm: Rod singing to Mike “But you’re looking through me Like I wasn’t here at all. No reply, there’s no reply at all. Dance with me, you never dance with me. Ooh, it seems that I can move, I’m close to you, close as I can get.” - Collin Hitt - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 1:25 pm: “Did I get it?” “No, Governor. It’s on your left cheek…your LEFT cheek.” - fullfilth - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 1:28 pm: your nose looks like pinocchio! - Underdog - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 1:28 pm: $4 a gallon in Chicago? - Just Because - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 1:31 pm: I told you sooooooo - GOP'er - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 1:34 pm: “I’d forgotten just how beautiful you are . . . promise we’ll never fight again.” - Ahem - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 1:42 pm: “Testicular virility, huh?” - Go Linda - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 1:45 pm: You wanna do WHAT?! - Beerman - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 1:45 pm: Whatchu talking about Willis? - Official "A" - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 1:50 pm: Gosh Rod! Your staff wasn’t kiddin’ when they said you had a pointed head. - Yellow Dog Democrat - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 1:52 pm: “Um, Rod, that’s my pocket you’re picking now.” - Rich O. - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 1:59 pm: must. not. blink. first. - babs - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 2:05 pm: MJM: I was here on time. Where were you? And, wipe that smirk off your face. - Millstadt News Guy - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 2:06 pm: What are your plans for June? - shoo - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 2:18 pm: Great Scott!! Look at those nose hairs! - Ike - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 2:19 pm: The blind leading the bland - Golden Years - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 2:20 pm: You can address me as “Your Majesty” Mikey. - A Citizen - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 2:20 pm: Golden Gloves, huh? - Little Egypt - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 2:21 pm: Rod, Trooper Hairbrush off duty today? - anonymiss - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 2:23 pm: Gov: this GRT debate is going to last all day. whaddya say we blow this popstand and get stupid? - Yellow Jelly - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 2:34 pm: Mike, didn’t anyone tell you it’s all about me, me, me, me, me, me etc. - Anonymoose - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 2:35 pm: Supercuts, of course. Why? Where do you get yours cut? - Ron Burgundy - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 2:39 pm: MJM - “Will you just shut up. Do you remember you proposed keno?” - WTF! - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 2:40 pm: Madigan: “What the hell do you mean you want a verification on the resolution?” - Bob - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 2:42 pm: Blagojevich: “Remember, you can’t spell ‘GREAT!’ without G-R-T!” Madigan: “I hate you.” - i d - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 2:49 pm: Blago, “Okay, I’m an idiot”. - Tookus - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 2:57 pm: Mike if you’d like I can hook you up with these guys I know, A. Rezko, S. Levine, C. Kelly. Rod have you ever considered therapy? - Jechislo - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 3:01 pm: You talkin’ to me?!! aka De Niro in “Taxi Driver”. - Levois - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 3:02 pm: This looks like a pro wrestling stare down! - Papa Legba - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 3:03 pm: MM - You talkin’ ta me? ARE you talkin’ ta ME? Now shut up and get three steps behind me like I told you to do and don’t address me in public again! - Shelbyville - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 3:17 pm: George Ryan always had a good line, “Are you as dumb, as you look?” - THE ORACLE - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 3:20 pm: You got backwards Rod. That’s what my daughter will do to you… - g-hack - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 3:21 pm: MJM: I know it was you Fredo - one of the 35 - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 3:40 pm: I just kicked your *&%$* clear across the aisle! - ILtoAZ - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 3:43 pm: Blago…. I am your father. (star wars) - dupage progressive - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 3:55 pm: Dad, how much longer, how much longer? Are we there yet? Get in the car, shut up & put on your seatbelt. We have a long way to go… - irishpirate - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 4:01 pm: Single? Come here often? - romeosatan - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 4:14 pm: Governor, at least I’m going to finish my term without going to PRISON. - zatoichi - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 4:14 pm: M:You feel lucky today? Well do ya? R:I got to know. - amy - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 4:18 pm: ICM or Endeavor? - voyeur - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 4:21 pm: i know everyone is watching, but i can’t keep it secret any longer. just kiss me. i don’t care who sees us. - Come As Your Are Rod - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 4:36 pm: Rod: Do you know what would happen to good looking guy like me in federal prison? Mike: No Rod, What? Rod: !@#$%^&*( !@#$%^&* Mike: Really! - Skeeter - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 4:41 pm: “Stuff like this is why I voted for Topinka.” - Oak Street Beach - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 4:47 pm: R: Patricia locked me out again last night, do you know any good hotels with beds that shake in Springfield? M: Rod you have a home here… long sigh R: But I want a bed that shakes! M: Good Grief! - Northside Rainbow - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 5:12 pm: Milo, are familar with chain lighting? No….. Milo please step away from me, NOW! Don’t call me Milo! - ANON - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 5:31 pm: C’mon, Mike, what will it take for your daughter not to run against me? - Dozer - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 5:40 pm: that better not be YOUR hand - Noodles - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 5:54 pm: Rock Paper Scissors? - Noodles - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 5:57 pm: Let’s do it. - Herself - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 6:17 pm: “God don’t like ugly, Rod.” - Saluki Yay-hoo - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 6:21 pm: For the 1,000th time Governor, Elvis ain’t the king of rock n roll. Jerry Lee Lewis is the man, and if you keep it up, we’re gonna have to step outside. - Deep Water - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 6:28 pm: Comb your hair back and you would have a worse hair line than I do. - Gregor - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 6:35 pm: “I wish I knew how to quit you!” - other movie quotes - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 6:40 pm: “Two men enter; one man leaves!” (Thunderdome) “There can only be one!” (Highlander) “The BAND, Elwood!” (Blues Brothers) “Put down that coffee, Governor: coffee is for closers!” (GG/GR) “Is that the great smell of Brut?” - Hillarious - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 7:01 pm: He gave me a look only a mother could give a child…. - cheap seats - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 7:01 pm: Just how much ozone does that thing on your head deplete every morning? - speakerthis - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 7:40 pm: You ever kick my daughter off a case again and I will kick the snot out of you in front of Finkel Steel!!! - ZC - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 7:42 pm: Madigan: “107-0.” Rod: “It’s just a flesh wound!” - jimlentim - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 8:13 pm: Yes, I did pay $400 for this haircut from John Edward’s barber. - Huh? - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 8:36 pm: Magigan - No you can’t have a recount, 107 to nothing isn’t going to change to anything in your favor. - BubbaBilly - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 8:52 pm: “Pull my finger!” - Concerned Voter - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 9:09 pm: Now I know how the general public feels. Governor, could you please get your hands off my wallet!? - Democrat - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 9:13 pm: Do I know you ? - Me - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 9:15 pm: Marry my daughter? I wouldn’t let him make a campaign contribution/christening present to my daughter! - fun in springfield - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 9:16 pm: hey jack_ _ _, did you just goose me? - unclesam - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 10:49 pm: MJM: “Here’s your ass back on a platter just like I promised.” - Jack In The Box - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 10:50 pm: Those Aren’t Pillows! (From Planes, Trains, and Automobiles) - Beowulf - Wednesday, May 16, 07 @ 6:32 am: If you had married Lisa instead of Patti, like I had asked you to, I wouldn’t have had to treat you so badly. It’s a simple concept known as “Marrying the boss’s daughter, Stupid.” - If It Walks Like A Duck... - Wednesday, May 16, 07 @ 7:00 am: Irish meets Serbian malocchio. - Huh? - Wednesday, May 16, 07 @ 7:39 am: Who let you in here? - Lula May - Wednesday, May 16, 07 @ 7:40 am: Mike to Rod. “Feel lucky punk, make my day “. - Truthful James - Wednesday, May 16, 07 @ 7:51 am: Stop pouting, and don’t let yor hair catch in your eyebrows on the way out. - Highland Online - Wednesday, May 16, 07 @ 9:23 am: My daughter will be Governor before your daughter. - What are we going to do today Brain? - Wednesday, May 16, 07 @ 9:41 am: They’re Pinky and The Brain Yes, Pinky and The Brain One is a genius The other’s insane. Sorry, comments for this post are now closed.