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Caption Contest! *** Updated x1 ***
Tuesday, May 15, 2007 - Posted by Rich Miller Let’s liven things up a bit today…
Also, please try to keep it clean. Thanks. Two deletions already and I just posted the thing. *** UPDATE *** I’m declaring the winner to be “Bears Fan’s” comment, but since I deleted it for profanity you’ll never know what it was. lol.
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- leigh - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 12:21 pm:
Security! Who is this man and what is he doing in my chamber?
- A Citizen - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 12:22 pm:
I told you “No flatulence in the House”.
- Six Degrees of Separation - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 12:22 pm:
The Stare and the Hair.
- Larry McKeon - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 12:26 pm:
“You want my endorsement for a third term? Actually, I was thinking of term limits.”
- Bill - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 12:26 pm:
“White Sox!!!!”
“CUBS!!!!!”
- Anonymous - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 12:32 pm:
What’s He Thinking?
- Tom - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 12:35 pm:
With a budget stalemate looming Blagojevich and Madigan settle things with a winner-take-all staredown.
- Rich Miller - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 12:38 pm:
“Bears Fan,” that was pretty darned funny, but it violates the posting rules, so I had to delete it. sorry.
- summer - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 12:40 pm:
Let’s get ready to rummmmble!!!!!
- Objective Dem - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 12:46 pm:
“You were serious when you said losing 107-0 is good.”
- chicountryguy - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 12:48 pm:
Rich, where/when was the picture taken?
- A Citizen - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 12:52 pm:
Man !! Have you seen the FAST response of Rich Miller’s new CapFax System ? I nearly sprained my eyes.
- Rich Miller - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 12:53 pm:
CCG, I have no idea. I found it on the google.
- Romance in the Capitol - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 12:54 pm:
No Caption. Just music in the background…”you never close your eyes anymore…when i kiss…your LIPS!…”
- stranger in a strange land - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 1:00 pm:
Blagojevich: “You work in Springfield? I have a place in Springfield. Huh.”
- Death & Taxes - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 1:01 pm:
If looks could kill.
- He makes Ryan look like a saint - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 1:02 pm:
Mike, “I have an idea of how you can win the Century Trophy back…..”
- MICynic - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 1:02 pm:
Blago to Madigan — “Forgive me Daddy, for I have sinned.”
- anon - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 1:03 pm:
Less filling!
Tastes great!
- Reddbyrd - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 1:07 pm:
I guess that football uniform line was pretty dumb, but I blamed Nix and Harris. Now please don’t make me sit in the corner again.
- Anonymous - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 1:15 pm:
It’s my pot of gold!
- Jack T. Colt - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 1:17 pm:
Rod: My tie’s more expense.
Mike: Which speaks volumes about your financial intellect.
- True Colours - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 1:20 pm:
The Master and the Future Inmate
- anonymous - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 1:22 pm:
Let’s Make a Deal on Steroids
- OneManBlog - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 1:24 pm:
Rod singing to Mike
“But you’re looking through me
Like I wasn’t here at all.
No reply, there’s no reply at all.
Dance with me, you never dance with me.
Ooh, it seems that I can move,
I’m close to you, close as I can get.”
- Collin Hitt - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 1:25 pm:
“Did I get it?”
“No, Governor. It’s on your left cheek…your LEFT cheek.”
- fullfilth - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 1:28 pm:
your nose looks like pinocchio!
- Underdog - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 1:28 pm:
$4 a gallon in Chicago?
- Just Because - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 1:31 pm:
I told you sooooooo
- GOP'er - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 1:34 pm:
“I’d forgotten just how beautiful you are . . . promise we’ll never fight again.”
- Ahem - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 1:42 pm:
“Testicular virility, huh?”
- Go Linda - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 1:45 pm:
You wanna do WHAT?!
- Beerman - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 1:45 pm:
Whatchu talking about Willis?
- Official "A" - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 1:50 pm:
Gosh Rod! Your staff wasn’t kiddin’ when they said you had a pointed head.
- Yellow Dog Democrat - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 1:52 pm:
“Um, Rod, that’s my pocket you’re picking now.”
- Rich O. - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 1:59 pm:
must. not. blink. first.
- babs - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 2:05 pm:
MJM: I was here on time. Where were you? And, wipe that smirk off your face.
- Millstadt News Guy - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 2:06 pm:
What are your plans for June?
- shoo - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 2:18 pm:
Great Scott!! Look at those nose hairs!
- Ike - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 2:19 pm:
The blind leading the bland
- Golden Years - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 2:20 pm:
You can address me as “Your Majesty” Mikey.
- A Citizen - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 2:20 pm:
Golden Gloves, huh?
- Little Egypt - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 2:21 pm:
Rod, Trooper Hairbrush off duty today?
- anonymiss - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 2:23 pm:
Gov: this GRT debate is going to last all day. whaddya say we blow this popstand and get stupid?
- Yellow Jelly - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 2:34 pm:
Mike, didn’t anyone tell you it’s all about me, me, me, me, me, me etc.
- Anonymoose - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 2:35 pm:
Supercuts, of course. Why? Where do you get yours cut?
- Ron Burgundy - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 2:39 pm:
MJM - “Will you just shut up. Do you remember you proposed keno?”
- WTF! - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 2:40 pm:
Madigan: “What the hell do you mean you want a verification on the resolution?”
- Bob - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 2:42 pm:
Blagojevich: “Remember, you can’t spell ‘GREAT!’ without G-R-T!”
Madigan: “I hate you.”
- i d - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 2:49 pm:
Blago, “Okay, I’m an idiot”.
- Tookus - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 2:57 pm:
Mike if you’d like I can hook you up with these guys I know, A. Rezko, S. Levine, C. Kelly.
Rod have you ever considered therapy?
- Jechislo - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 3:01 pm:
You talkin’ to me?!! aka De Niro in “Taxi Driver”.
- Levois - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 3:02 pm:
This looks like a pro wrestling stare down!
- Papa Legba - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 3:03 pm:
MM - You talkin’ ta me? ARE you talkin’ ta ME? Now shut up and get three steps behind me like I told you to do and don’t address me in public again!
- Shelbyville - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 3:17 pm:
George Ryan always had a good line, “Are you as dumb, as you look?”
- THE ORACLE - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 3:20 pm:
You got backwards Rod. That’s what my daughter will do to you…
- g-hack - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 3:21 pm:
MJM: I know it was you Fredo
- one of the 35 - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 3:40 pm:
I just kicked your *&%$* clear across the aisle!
- ILtoAZ - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 3:43 pm:
Blago…. I am your father. (star wars)
- dupage progressive - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 3:55 pm:
Dad, how much longer, how much longer?
Are we there yet?
Get in the car, shut up & put on your seatbelt.
We have a long way to go…
- irishpirate - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 4:01 pm:
Single? Come here often?
- romeosatan - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 4:14 pm:
Governor, at least I’m going to finish my term without going to PRISON.
- zatoichi - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 4:14 pm:
M:You feel lucky today? Well do ya?
R:I got to know.
- amy - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 4:18 pm:
ICM or Endeavor?
- voyeur - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 4:21 pm:
i know everyone is watching, but i can’t keep it secret any longer.
just kiss me. i don’t care who sees us.
- Come As Your Are Rod - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 4:36 pm:
Rod: Do you know what would happen to good looking guy like me in federal prison?
Mike: No Rod, What?
Rod: !@#$%^&*( !@#$%^&*
Mike: Really!
- Skeeter - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 4:41 pm:
“Stuff like this is why I voted for Topinka.”
- Oak Street Beach - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 4:47 pm:
R: Patricia locked me out again last night, do you know any good hotels with beds that shake in Springfield?
M: Rod you have a home here… long sigh
R: But I want a bed that shakes!
M: Good Grief!
- Northside Rainbow - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 5:12 pm:
Milo, are familar with chain lighting?
No…..
Milo please step away from me, NOW!
Don’t call me Milo!
- ANON - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 5:31 pm:
C’mon, Mike, what will it take for your daughter not to run against me?
- Dozer - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 5:40 pm:
that better not be YOUR hand
- Noodles - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 5:54 pm:
Rock Paper Scissors?
- Noodles - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 5:57 pm:
Let’s do it.
- Herself - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 6:17 pm:
“God don’t like ugly, Rod.”
- Saluki Yay-hoo - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 6:21 pm:
For the 1,000th time Governor, Elvis ain’t the king of rock n roll. Jerry Lee Lewis is the man, and if you keep it up, we’re gonna have to step outside.
- Deep Water - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 6:28 pm:
Comb your hair back and you would have a worse hair line than I do.
- Gregor - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 6:35 pm:
“I wish I knew how to quit you!”
- other movie quotes - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 6:40 pm:
“Two men enter; one man leaves!” (Thunderdome)
“There can only be one!” (Highlander)
“The BAND, Elwood!” (Blues Brothers)
“Put down that coffee, Governor: coffee is for closers!”
(GG/GR)
“Is that the great smell of Brut?”
- Hillarious - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 7:01 pm:
He gave me a look only a mother could give a child….
- cheap seats - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 7:01 pm:
Just how much ozone does that thing on your head deplete every morning?
- speakerthis - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 7:40 pm:
You ever kick my daughter off a case again and I will kick the snot out of you in front of Finkel Steel!!!
- ZC - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 7:42 pm:
Madigan: “107-0.”
Rod: “It’s just a flesh wound!”
- jimlentim - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 8:13 pm:
Yes, I did pay $400 for this haircut from John Edward’s barber.
- Huh? - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 8:36 pm:
Magigan - No you can’t have a recount, 107 to nothing isn’t going to change to anything in your favor.
- BubbaBilly - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 8:52 pm:
“Pull my finger!”
- Concerned Voter - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 9:09 pm:
Now I know how the general public feels. Governor, could you please get your hands off my wallet!?
- Democrat - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 9:13 pm:
Do I know you ?
- Me - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 9:15 pm:
Marry my daughter? I wouldn’t let him make a campaign contribution/christening present to my daughter!
- fun in springfield - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 9:16 pm:
hey jack_ _ _, did you just goose me?
- unclesam - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 10:49 pm:
MJM: “Here’s your ass back on a platter just like I promised.”
- Jack In The Box - Tuesday, May 15, 07 @ 10:50 pm:
Those Aren’t Pillows!
(From Planes, Trains, and Automobiles)
- Beowulf - Wednesday, May 16, 07 @ 6:32 am:
If you had married Lisa instead of Patti, like I had asked you to, I wouldn’t have had to treat you so badly. It’s a simple concept known as “Marrying the boss’s daughter, Stupid.”
- If It Walks Like A Duck... - Wednesday, May 16, 07 @ 7:00 am:
Irish meets Serbian malocchio.
- Huh? - Wednesday, May 16, 07 @ 7:39 am:
Who let you in here?
- Lula May - Wednesday, May 16, 07 @ 7:40 am:
Mike to Rod. “Feel lucky punk, make my day “.
- Truthful James - Wednesday, May 16, 07 @ 7:51 am:
Stop pouting, and don’t let yor hair catch in your eyebrows on the way out.
- Highland Online - Wednesday, May 16, 07 @ 9:23 am:
My daughter will be Governor before your daughter.
- What are we going to do today Brain? - Wednesday, May 16, 07 @ 9:41 am:
They’re Pinky and The Brain
Yes, Pinky and The Brain
One is a genius
The other’s insane.