“I have lots of old friends. Jackie Gleason was my mentor. I loved Arthur Godfrey. I think Angie Dickinson is the bomb. And I think this little lady is the bee’s knees!”
Rich, I am outraged! You picked this photo just to let us make fun of how these people look. Where is the disclaimer? The sexist and ageist commenters will be coming out of the woodwork and you, sir, are encouraging it.
In responding to a FOIA request, we find that the AG does everything by the book.
- Name/Nickname/Anon - Wednesday, Mar 17, 10 @ 10:33 am:
“We’re not picking out curtains yet, but sure, she might just become the next Mrs. King. I am providing her a copy of my rules of how to live with me.”
Larry: Hi Linda…
Lisa: ..Lisa…
Larry:…great to see ya’. Lets take a picture so I can tout the endorsement of the Illinois Lawyer General…
Lisa: ..Attorney…
Larry: ..of my book. (Putting arm around AG) Now say cheese!
Lisa: Cheese is right.
King: “Hey, cutie, I’m wearing suspenders…are you?”
AG: “Sir, I’m the Attorney General of Illinois”
King: “Oh, well what about your troops?”
AG: “No, it’s not military. I’m a lawyer.”
King: “You’re not bringing papers from my wife are you?”
AG: “No……just give me the book”
King: “You brought me a book?”
AG: “(sigh) Take the picture.”
- Joe McCarthy and the Red Scarecrows - Wednesday, Mar 17, 10 @ 10:54 am:
“Yes Larry, I am the one responsible for the police being able to hold you on the side of the road until the drug dogs arrive to sniff around your car because I argued that a drug dog sniff isn’t a search. You are an old white man, though, so don’t worry.”
“Hey, while I’m here, can you show me the upstairs office where Rod never worked? Is he around? We should hang sometime; I love his strings of unrelated anecdotes and quotes. What ever happened to that guy?”
This must be how Mom felt when she first met the Speaker.
- The Football - Wednesday, Mar 17, 10 @ 12:28 pm:
“I don’t think this is my Borders book signing. But since I’m here, I’ll take a picture and fix a tuna sandwich. Sheboygan, Wisconsin, you’re on the air.”
One is considered to be at the top of their industry, a trailblazer who makes history everyday, and is looked at by their peers and upstarts with a great deal of repect and admiration, along with some fear, due to their position in the industry and the raw power they have from the public’s admiration.
“Unicorn blood, Lisa, unicorn blood. Keith Richards turned me on to it at Gstaad. It’s better than Garlique, available at all Walgreen’s and CVS stores.”
One is considered to be at the top of their industry, a trailblazer who makes history everyday, and is looked at by their peers and upstarts with a great deal of respect and admiration, along with some fear, due to their position in the industry and the raw power they have from the public’s admiration.
The other is Lisa Madigoon
- Small Town Liberal - Wednesday, Mar 17, 10 @ 2:16 pm:
Larry was relieved that Lisa’s hands didn’t wander the way Eric Massa’s had last week.
- CircularFiringSquad - Wednesday, Mar 17, 10 @ 2:19 pm:
bACK TO a
- CircularFiringSquad - Wednesday, Mar 17, 10 @ 2:21 pm:
Opps
LK: “Back to my guest Lisa Madigan
Lisa is it true you plan to regulate blog chatter to stop the waste of time by government workers which has become epidemic in Illinois.”
LM: “Yup”
- George - Wednesday, Mar 17, 10 @ 10:24 am:
Who is RRY ING?
- Steve - Wednesday, Mar 17, 10 @ 10:27 am:
You don’t remind me of my dad.
- VanillaMan - Wednesday, Mar 17, 10 @ 10:29 am:
“I have lots of old friends. Jackie Gleason was my mentor. I loved Arthur Godfrey. I think Angie Dickinson is the bomb. And I think this little lady is the bee’s knees!”
- George - Wednesday, Mar 17, 10 @ 10:30 am:
I think Book Larry King is about to bite Real Larry King’s hand off.
- 47th Ward - Wednesday, Mar 17, 10 @ 10:31 am:
Rich, I am outraged! You picked this photo just to let us make fun of how these people look. Where is the disclaimer? The sexist and ageist commenters will be coming out of the woodwork and you, sir, are encouraging it.
- Rich Miller - Wednesday, Mar 17, 10 @ 10:32 am:
lol
- Captain Flume - Wednesday, Mar 17, 10 @ 10:32 am:
In responding to a FOIA request, we find that the AG does everything by the book.
- Name/Nickname/Anon - Wednesday, Mar 17, 10 @ 10:33 am:
“We’re not picking out curtains yet, but sure, she might just become the next Mrs. King. I am providing her a copy of my rules of how to live with me.”
- WiseGuy - Wednesday, Mar 17, 10 @ 10:34 am:
Larry: Hi Linda…
Lisa: ..Lisa…
Larry:…great to see ya’. Lets take a picture so I can tout the endorsement of the Illinois Lawyer General…
Lisa: ..Attorney…
Larry: ..of my book. (Putting arm around AG) Now say cheese!
Lisa: Cheese is right.
- OneMan - Wednesday, Mar 17, 10 @ 10:37 am:
Lisa Madigan just after realizing that Larry King has been dead for 3 years and now is a zombie but before King proceeded to eat her brain…
- Lazy Intern - Wednesday, Mar 17, 10 @ 10:46 am:
The AG could be his great-grand daughter. That is all I have.
- been there - Wednesday, Mar 17, 10 @ 10:49 am:
When you’re running for re-election, it’s just automatic to put on a big smile when some old geezer wants his picture taken with you.
- D.P. Gumby - Wednesday, Mar 17, 10 @ 10:52 am:
King: “Hey, cutie, I’m wearing suspenders…are you?”
AG: “Sir, I’m the Attorney General of Illinois”
King: “Oh, well what about your troops?”
AG: “No, it’s not military. I’m a lawyer.”
King: “You’re not bringing papers from my wife are you?”
AG: “No……just give me the book”
King: “You brought me a book?”
AG: “(sigh) Take the picture.”
- Joe McCarthy and the Red Scarecrows - Wednesday, Mar 17, 10 @ 10:54 am:
Zombie Larry King: BRAINS!
- just sayin' - Wednesday, Mar 17, 10 @ 10:54 am:
“Give me back that Fillet-O-Fish, give me that fish…Give me back that Fillet-O-Fish, give me that fish…Buffalo, New York, you’re on.”
- Red Ranger - Wednesday, Mar 17, 10 @ 10:55 am:
LK: “Dear, your gonna have to hold me up while we take this picture, Im very, very old”
- polisciguy - Wednesday, Mar 17, 10 @ 10:58 am:
Lisa Madigan is my guest. “So how was it to work with Kevin Costner in Field of Dreams?”
- TaxMeMore - Wednesday, Mar 17, 10 @ 11:10 am:
“Yes Larry, I am the one responsible for the police being able to hold you on the side of the road until the drug dogs arrive to sniff around your car because I argued that a drug dog sniff isn’t a search. You are an old white man, though, so don’t worry.”
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Mar 17, 10 @ 11:15 am:
Lisa Madigan visits Madame Touseau’s Wax Museum - Larry King statue blinks!
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Mar 17, 10 @ 11:21 am:
“Steve Kim, from Chicago, Illinois, hello, you are on with Lisa Madigan, AG of the state of Illinois”
- Rich Miller - Wednesday, Mar 17, 10 @ 11:24 am:
Sorry, Lisa, I’m still so hungover from the Sullivan Caucus party that I can’t even hold my head up.
- Robert - Wednesday, Mar 17, 10 @ 11:26 am:
“so why is your dad paving the way for your future so quickly? He should have another half-century in him to stay in his job.”
- moron - Wednesday, Mar 17, 10 @ 11:28 am:
Well, thank you, Larry, that’s a very generous offer, but I’m not interested in trying out for Mrs. Number 9, you’re, um, not really my type.
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Mar 17, 10 @ 11:31 am:
“Say, Lisa, how about after we take this photo, we hop on the trolley to Brooklyn and take in a Dodger game?”
- Responsa - Wednesday, Mar 17, 10 @ 11:35 am:
Lisa thinking behind a forced smile: Man, I’d rather be kissing babies.
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Mar 17, 10 @ 11:39 am:
“Lisa, you remind of my 3rd wife… Or is it my 5th wife… Nope! Second wife…One of them - you are just like”
“Just smile Larry…geez”
- Anonymous - Wednesday, Mar 17, 10 @ 11:40 am:
“Guess which one has the Pepsodent Smile, and which one has the Polident Smile!!!”
- Gregor - Wednesday, Mar 17, 10 @ 11:45 am:
“Hey, while I’m here, can you show me the upstairs office where Rod never worked? Is he around? We should hang sometime; I love his strings of unrelated anecdotes and quotes. What ever happened to that guy?”
- Vote Quimby! - Wednesday, Mar 17, 10 @ 12:16 pm:
Chicago, hello! Put this woman in charge and all will be better. See…she actually reads books!
- Stones - Wednesday, Mar 17, 10 @ 12:21 pm:
King: So this is the way a shoulder should feel like?
- vole - Wednesday, Mar 17, 10 @ 12:21 pm:
Lisa: “Larry, how do you cope with having to put up with all us celebrity seeking politicians?”
Larry: “Depends. And lots of prune juice.”
- the Patriot - Wednesday, Mar 17, 10 @ 12:21 pm:
Just give me the book Larry!
- anonymous - Wednesday, Mar 17, 10 @ 12:24 pm:
This must be how Mom felt when she first met the Speaker.
- The Football - Wednesday, Mar 17, 10 @ 12:28 pm:
“I don’t think this is my Borders book signing. But since I’m here, I’ll take a picture and fix a tuna sandwich. Sheboygan, Wisconsin, you’re on the air.”
- zatoichi - Wednesday, Mar 17, 10 @ 12:34 pm:
Where is her right hand and what’s it doing?
- returning dog - Wednesday, Mar 17, 10 @ 12:38 pm:
Today, the Illinois Attorney General introduced legislation to protect the rights of crypt-keepers…
- Ahoy - Wednesday, Mar 17, 10 @ 12:39 pm:
Weekend at Bernies!
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Mar 17, 10 @ 12:44 pm:
One is considered to be at the top of their industry, a trailblazer who makes history everyday, and is looked at by their peers and upstarts with a great deal of repect and admiration, along with some fear, due to their position in the industry and the raw power they have from the public’s admiration.
The other is Larry King
- GetOverIt - Wednesday, Mar 17, 10 @ 1:20 pm:
“Larry, on behalf of the people of the great State of Illinois, I present you with a copy of my dad’s new autobiography. “King.”"
- wordslinger - Wednesday, Mar 17, 10 @ 1:29 pm:
“Unicorn blood, Lisa, unicorn blood. Keith Richards turned me on to it at Gstaad. It’s better than Garlique, available at all Walgreen’s and CVS stores.”
- not a goon - Wednesday, Mar 17, 10 @ 1:54 pm:
One is considered to be at the top of their industry, a trailblazer who makes history everyday, and is looked at by their peers and upstarts with a great deal of respect and admiration, along with some fear, due to their position in the industry and the raw power they have from the public’s admiration.
The other is Lisa Madigoon
- Small Town Liberal - Wednesday, Mar 17, 10 @ 2:16 pm:
Larry was relieved that Lisa’s hands didn’t wander the way Eric Massa’s had last week.
- CircularFiringSquad - Wednesday, Mar 17, 10 @ 2:19 pm:
bACK TO a
- CircularFiringSquad - Wednesday, Mar 17, 10 @ 2:21 pm:
Opps
LK: “Back to my guest Lisa Madigan
Lisa is it true you plan to regulate blog chatter to stop the waste of time by government workers which has become epidemic in Illinois.”
LM: “Yup”
- AGforLife - Wednesday, Mar 17, 10 @ 2:42 pm:
Love it.
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Mar 17, 10 @ 2:45 pm:
not a goon - Joe Birkett thinks you went too far…
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Mar 17, 10 @ 2:49 pm:
Larry King “I loved you in The Blind Side…Tell me, what it Jesse James really like?”
- Anonymous - Wednesday, Mar 17, 10 @ 2:58 pm:
“One time I let my last wife put her hand there. No, the other hand. Harry in Beaver, Pennsylvania - you’re on the air.”
- Siriusly - Wednesday, Mar 17, 10 @ 3:17 pm:
Larry: I’ve got young kids from my new wife and some great grandkids. You’ve got young kids, we should book a playdate!
Lisa: eww um. No.
- Amalia - Wednesday, Mar 17, 10 @ 3:30 pm:
This is Larry King, he works for my dad, doesn’t everybody?
- Park - Wednesday, Mar 17, 10 @ 7:10 pm:
“Hi…he’s the past, I’m the future”
I just like that chick. That’s her 1/2 smile…means ‘get your arm off me asap’.
I’m an R, but she’s my favorite D.
- Anonymous - Wednesday, Mar 17, 10 @ 8:50 pm:
“I’m an R, but she’s my favorite D.”
I agree.
- ArchPundit - Wednesday, Mar 17, 10 @ 11:27 pm:
Larry: Have you ever thought of dieing your hair blond?
Pat Byrne from out out of the frame: No you old coot and wait until the next New Yorker when I skewer you!
LM: ewwww…Larry