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Question of the day
Thursday, Apr 8, 2010 - Posted by Rich Miller * I’m running a little slow today and waiting on some info, so let’s go to the question now and we’ll get back to the stories in a bit. Some naughty little person has started a fake Speaker Madigan Twitter page. Here are a few recent posts…
* The Question: Can you come up with more entries for Madigan’s fake Twitter page? Snark is, of course, heavily encouraged. Have fun.
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- Will County Woman - Thursday, Apr 8, 10 @ 12:15 pm:
i AM the governor of illinois!
- Levois - Thursday, Apr 8, 10 @ 12:15 pm:
Why oh why did I let that man with the hair stay as governor?
- SIUPROF - Thursday, Apr 8, 10 @ 12:15 pm:
I finally am getting back at all those teachers I hated.
- PFK - Thursday, Apr 8, 10 @ 12:15 pm:
My glass is empty. What happened to Pat?
- Corduroy Bob - Thursday, Apr 8, 10 @ 12:16 pm:
This is a great way for me to communicate with voters. That’s real important.
- Vote Quimby! - Thursday, Apr 8, 10 @ 12:17 pm:
I don’t care how fast they go, they are not going by my apartment!
- Michelle Flaherty - Thursday, Apr 8, 10 @ 12:19 pm:
I bet Brown he can’t get non-participating dropouts in print 20 times next week.
- Just Sayin' - Thursday, Apr 8, 10 @ 12:33 pm:
RT @SteveBrown We’re not going to comment on that. OK? Bye.
- Wumpus - Thursday, Apr 8, 10 @ 12:34 pm:
-maybe we should rethink the tax bill delay plan
- Rich Miller - Thursday, Apr 8, 10 @ 12:35 pm:
That’s under review.
- Ela Observer - Thursday, Apr 8, 10 @ 12:37 pm:
My fake tweets are funnier if you read them in chronological order.
- justfedup - Thursday, Apr 8, 10 @ 12:37 pm:
I don’t do downstate
- Gregor - Thursday, Apr 8, 10 @ 12:47 pm:
Do I still have a majority?
(5 min. later)
Do I still have a majority?
- Pot calling kettle - Thursday, Apr 8, 10 @ 12:55 pm:
Getting too much attention; time to release the kitty.
- Mongo - Thursday, Apr 8, 10 @ 12:57 pm:
We are waiting for the Senate to act on the bill we sent them.
- Michelle Flaherty - Thursday, Apr 8, 10 @ 1:14 pm:
Luv it when BFC objects to BB. Such a kick. Only reason I stick around.
- Roz - Thursday, Apr 8, 10 @ 1:14 pm:
I am the Walrus, Cooo Cooo Ka Chew.
- Judgment Day Is On The Way - Thursday, Apr 8, 10 @ 1:18 pm:
Wheres Pat? Back to Obedience School for him.
- Vibes - Thursday, Apr 8, 10 @ 1:28 pm:
Where should I have dinner tonight?
Nevermind.
- unclesam - Thursday, Apr 8, 10 @ 1:30 pm:
Wish I could have fired Blago as quickly as Trump. Will work on that.
- MrJM - Thursday, Apr 8, 10 @ 1:33 pm:
RT @Chicago_Reader: Medical marijuana is legal in Illinois. So why can’t it actually be prescribed? http://is.gd/bkpFZ Liiiiiiiiisaaaa!!!
- Loop Lady - Thursday, Apr 8, 10 @ 1:38 pm:
“What a loo-hoo-hoo-ser”! LOSER!!
- Michelle Flaherty - Thursday, Apr 8, 10 @ 1:39 pm:
“I sense something, a presence I’ve not felt since…….Lee Daniels?”
- FillB - Thursday, Apr 8, 10 @ 1:52 pm:
Not now Pat. You want to help? Go put a tack on Hoffman’s chair.
- Rich Miller - Thursday, Apr 8, 10 @ 1:54 pm:
If only I could find a way to make the chamber just one person. Me. Oh, wait…
- Bring Back Boone's - Thursday, Apr 8, 10 @ 1:55 pm:
sigh… Bill Black is speaking again. Anyone know what parliamentary maneuver I used last time to shut him up?
- Michelle Flaherty - Thursday, Apr 8, 10 @ 2:08 pm:
The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the force.
- 47th Ward - Thursday, Apr 8, 10 @ 2:15 pm:
# Fair map? I got your fair map right here &%@*^!.
- WOW - Thursday, Apr 8, 10 @ 2:36 pm:
I outlasted Emil and removed Rod. Now the World is MINE!!!!!
- VanillaMan - Thursday, Apr 8, 10 @ 2:45 pm:
I’m calling Saputos to see if they upholstered my chair after I found Brady’s butt print on it.
- VanillaMan - Thursday, Apr 8, 10 @ 2:47 pm:
When a man’s an empty kettle,
He should be on his mettle,
And yet I’m torn apart.
Just because I’m presumin’
That I could be kind-a human
If I only had a heart.
- VanillaMan - Thursday, Apr 8, 10 @ 2:50 pm:
The beneficent Oz has every intention of granting your requests! …But first you must prove yourselves worthy by performing a very small task. Bring me the broomstick of the Witch of the West, Pelosi!
- VanillaMan - Thursday, Apr 8, 10 @ 2:51 pm:
As God is my witness, as God is my witness they’re not going to lick me. I’m going to live through this and when it’s all over, I’ll never be hungry again. No, nor any of my folk. If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill. As God is my witness, I’ll never be hungry again!
- VanillaMan - Thursday, Apr 8, 10 @ 2:54 pm:
I am big! It’s the politics that got small!
- Rich Miller - Thursday, Apr 8, 10 @ 2:54 pm:
Leave the gavel, take the cannoli.
- VanillaMan - Thursday, Apr 8, 10 @ 2:55 pm:
I see politically dead people.
- VanillaMan - Thursday, Apr 8, 10 @ 2:57 pm:
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!
- VanillaMan - Thursday, Apr 8, 10 @ 2:59 pm:
Soylent Green is incumbant Democrats!
- BIG R.PH. - Thursday, Apr 8, 10 @ 3:02 pm:
I’m the Wiz. I’m the Wiz. Nobody beats the Wiz!
(marching around and crown on head of course)
- South Side Mike - Thursday, Apr 8, 10 @ 3:04 pm:
gaze burning holes in paper and thin pine. working on hardwoods; steel’s next.
- VanillaMan - Thursday, Apr 8, 10 @ 3:04 pm:
Nobody puts ‘Baby’ in a corner!
- VanillaMan - Thursday, Apr 8, 10 @ 3:08 pm:
My goal is to allow Illinoisans to vote for the Democrat they dislike least.
- dupage dan - Thursday, Apr 8, 10 @ 3:13 pm:
Top O’ the world, Ma!
- oneman - Thursday, Apr 8, 10 @ 3:16 pm:
If you see Quinn running around in a chicken suit it’s my fault told him it was step 1 of 5 for a tax increase. Wait till you see #2
- VanillaMan - Thursday, Apr 8, 10 @ 3:21 pm:
If voting changed anything, I’d make it illegal.
- VanillaMan - Thursday, Apr 8, 10 @ 3:24 pm:
If you are going to sin, sin against God, not me. God will forgive you but I won’t.
- Corey - Thursday, Apr 8, 10 @ 3:26 pm:
I dont want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me.
- Bluefish - Thursday, Apr 8, 10 @ 3:27 pm:
Just found a memo dated January 17 titled Background Research on Scott Lee Cohen. What idiot put this on the bottom of that stack?!?!?!?!
- VanillaMan - Thursday, Apr 8, 10 @ 3:28 pm:
It is enough that voters know there was an election, I’ll do the rest.
- dupage dan - Thursday, Apr 8, 10 @ 3:38 pm:
Voters?…..let them eat cake.
- ZC - Thursday, Apr 8, 10 @ 3:45 pm:
Do you work for me? Stop reading, and get back to it.
- wordslinger63@gmail.com - Thursday, Apr 8, 10 @ 3:47 pm:
A Democratic governor once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti. And an apple.
- zatoichi - Thursday, Apr 8, 10 @ 3:48 pm:
You’re who?
- Vote Quimby! - Thursday, Apr 8, 10 @ 4:02 pm:
Speaker Madigan now aware of FDIC insurance coverage.
- dupage dan - Thursday, Apr 8, 10 @ 4:06 pm:
Voters….voters….. we don’t need no stinkin’ voters!
- Michelle Flaherty - Thursday, Apr 8, 10 @ 4:08 pm:
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
- lincolnlover - Thursday, Apr 8, 10 @ 4:20 pm:
My name is, my name is, my name is Slim Shady!
- Pat Robertson - Thursday, Apr 8, 10 @ 4:24 pm:
She wouldn’t hurt a fly.
- been there - Thursday, Apr 8, 10 @ 4:55 pm:
all chess, all the time.
- WRMNPolitics - Thursday, Apr 8, 10 @ 5:00 pm:
Please pay no attention to the legislature behind the curtain. Go away little citizens, go away!
- Levois - Thursday, Apr 8, 10 @ 5:07 pm:
I use the force all the time, Luke Skywalker has nothing on me!
- Amalia - Thursday, Apr 8, 10 @ 5:09 pm:
my bday is 4/19. that’s 5 days before Richie was born.
- wordslinger63@gmail.com - Thursday, Apr 8, 10 @ 5:33 pm:
Michelle, with all your Star Wars references, how could you miss:
“Milorad — I am your father.”
- Anonymiss - Thursday, Apr 8, 10 @ 6:20 pm:
With kindest personal regards I remain, @speakermadigan.
- Michelle Flaherty - Thursday, Apr 8, 10 @ 6:42 pm:
Your arrogance blinds you, Leader Cross. Now you will experience the full power of the dark side.
- Quizzical - Thursday, Apr 8, 10 @ 7:46 pm:
Decided: Family picture in 2nd mailer for 45th Dist. Race will be in lower right crnr.
- Anonymous - Thursday, Apr 8, 10 @ 10:27 pm:
#Brady…*snicker* this is the story.. of a lovely lady!….*snicker* I’m hungry. Where’s my apple?!
- Observing - Friday, Apr 9, 10 @ 9:20 am:
(Kneeling next to his bed before bedtime, hands clasped)
Dear Lord, please don’t change the ropes.