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Caption contest!
Thursday, Sep 6, 2012 - Posted by Rich Miller * Gov. Pat Quinn and Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel discuss… something…  Keep it clean, people. No profanity and make sure to tone down the violent imagery. Yes, that makes this tough, but elevate yourselves. Thanks.
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- Langhorne - Thursday, Sep 6, 12 @ 8:48 am:
Don’t look now, pat, but Madigan tied your laces together.
- I'm Just Saying - Thursday, Sep 6, 12 @ 8:50 am:
Either I get a casino, or you’ll be back to Sunday press conferences, where not even bloggers will show up……
- wordslinger - Thursday, Sep 6, 12 @ 8:51 am:
Governor, you can have my answer now, if you like. My final offer is this: nothing. Not even the fee for the casino license, which I would appreciate if you would put up personally.
- Yellow Dog Democrat - Thursday, Sep 6, 12 @ 8:55 am:
“Quick, pass the popcorn while Mapes isn’t looking.”
- OneMan - Thursday, Sep 6, 12 @ 8:57 am:
Rahm tells Pat he is heading back to Chicago to host a viewing party for President Obama’s speech and Pat Quinn thinks “I believe that is the reason he is heading back”
- Siriusly - Thursday, Sep 6, 12 @ 9:01 am:
Contest over - I concede to Wordslinger.
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Sep 6, 12 @ 9:02 am:
“Pat, … It’s Over”
“Word of advice …Don’t try that again.”
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Sep 6, 12 @ 9:03 am:
wordslinger!!!!!!!
I wanted to go that way .. you beat me.
Well Played!!! Winner, winner!
- Commonsense in Illinois - Thursday, Sep 6, 12 @ 9:06 am:
You know, Pat…I’ve always found you to be somewhat attractive…shhh…
- Yossarian Lives - Thursday, Sep 6, 12 @ 9:08 am:
“If you do send me a dead fish, could it be an Asian carp? I could eat it at my next press conference. I’d be a good role model for all those hard-working Illinoisans fighting Asian carp.”
- OneMan - Thursday, Sep 6, 12 @ 9:10 am:
You kneel behind Madigan and I push him over….
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Sep 6, 12 @ 9:11 am:
“Do you expect me to let you take my casino from me? Don’t you know me? Don’t you know that that’s an impossibility, that that could never happen… that I’d use all my power to keep something like that from happening? Don’t you know that?”
- phocion - Thursday, Sep 6, 12 @ 9:14 am:
Prior to the separation procedure, Rahm convinces his conjoined twin Pat that it’s best for Rahm to keep the brain.
- tubbfan - Thursday, Sep 6, 12 @ 9:14 am:
Pat, the Cubs still have more support of baseball fans in Chicago. . .
- Anonymous - Thursday, Sep 6, 12 @ 9:14 am:
Pat, you’ll do what I say, or I’ll show you the finger on my other hand, farshtaist?
- Amuzing Myself - Thursday, Sep 6, 12 @ 9:18 am:
Rahm: “These are not the casino concessions you’re looking for.”
Quinn: “These aren’t really the concessions we’re looking for, Rahm.”
Rahm: “You have a fair to go to. Move along.”
Quinn: “Butter cow. Let’s get moving.”
- Spliff - Thursday, Sep 6, 12 @ 9:22 am:
One more Veto and you sleep with the fishes!
- Joe from Joliet - Thursday, Sep 6, 12 @ 9:23 am:
Pat, you just have to get that clueless, blank-stare expression off your face.
- Deep South - Thursday, Sep 6, 12 @ 9:24 am:
“Hey Pat, I don’t know what I’m doing wrong. Every time I set my DVR for the Biggest Loser I get a Cubs game.”
- Ron Burgundy - Thursday, Sep 6, 12 @ 9:25 am:
“It’s a Super PAC Pat. You know, kinda like the Coalition for Political Honesty, only with actual money and people…”
- Steve Bartin - Thursday, Sep 6, 12 @ 9:26 am:
“Pat , I really need a city income tax. How about ramming the thing through the state legislature during the lame duck session? Pat , my dream is to have an income tax on suburbanites. Those who don’t vote , don’t count as the first Mayor Daley said!”
- Commonsense in Illinois - Thursday, Sep 6, 12 @ 9:29 am:
Toni told me she doesn’t have anyone to go to the reception with…you interested?
- VanillaMan - Thursday, Sep 6, 12 @ 9:29 am:
Your street will be closed and under permanent construction until the City can find the funds to finish it. A casino would provide those funds.
It looks like you’ll be walking a quarter mile to your house everyday until then, huh?
- Learning the Ropes - Thursday, Sep 6, 12 @ 9:31 am:
Rahm: “I know who you are. I know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I’m not giving you any money. But I do have a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my casino go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.”
- Learning the Ropes - Thursday, Sep 6, 12 @ 9:34 am:
Sorry Rich, I know you said to keep the violent imagery down… but I couldn’t resist. Liam Nelson has nothing on Rahm.
- downhereforyears - Thursday, Sep 6, 12 @ 9:38 am:
Yellow dog democrat gets my vote.
- western illinois - Thursday, Sep 6, 12 @ 9:53 am:
How did you get Rick Santelli(Tea Party) to like you?
- wordslinger - Thursday, Sep 6, 12 @ 9:56 am:
–How did you get Rick Santelli(Tea Party) to like you?–
Signed the CME and CBOE tax breaks.
- ExPress - Thursday, Sep 6, 12 @ 10:08 am:
Don’t mention anything about the labor stuff. They still think we’re Democrats.
- DE - Thursday, Sep 6, 12 @ 10:09 am:
“I used to meet with Obama to discuss which world crisis to handle first, now I’m meeting with you to discuss…” …’where’s my cyanide capsule?’
- Anonymice - Thursday, Sep 6, 12 @ 10:11 am:
“What’s your secret to good relations with the teachers’ unions?”
- dupage dan - Thursday, Sep 6, 12 @ 10:11 am:
Pssst, Pat, don’t look now but you have a “kick me” sign on your pants.
- BIG R. PH - Thursday, Sep 6, 12 @ 10:12 am:
No, Pat, I am not staying at the Motel 6 or the Super 8. Come over and see me at the Ritz.
- Anonymous - Thursday, Sep 6, 12 @ 10:25 am:
“Governor, see these two fingers? I’m Moe, you’re Curly.”
- South of I-80 - Thursday, Sep 6, 12 @ 10:28 am:
Hey Pat, do you want to go fishing? If you do, you can see if saying your “Hail Mary”, will help you catch a fish!
- yinn - Thursday, Sep 6, 12 @ 10:38 am:
I vote for Amuzing Myself. His/hers made me lol for real.
- Captain Illini - Thursday, Sep 6, 12 @ 10:46 am:
“Y’know Pat, I was once a little hefty before my coffee diet, and have some dance tights and thong that should fit you if you’re interested…”
PQ: Ahhhh!
- WazUp - Thursday, Sep 6, 12 @ 10:58 am:
“Put Your Head On My Shoulder’
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_Yaeqr1rms
- WazUp - Thursday, Sep 6, 12 @ 11:04 am:
“Listen it wasn’t me who sent a dead fish to your motel room … it was Madigan. Pat Brady told me so.”
- Ken_in_Aurora - Thursday, Sep 6, 12 @ 11:13 am:
Yes, Pat - you’ll get to tend the rabbits.
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Sep 6, 12 @ 11:17 am:
“Don’t worry Pat. As long as Pat Brady is running the ILGOP, you will be fine.”
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Sep 6, 12 @ 11:25 am:
“I’ll let you in on a little secret. Pat Brady is Madigan’s Guy …true.”
“Bill Brady? …You won’t see him no more.”
“I guess … I mean, Madigan told me I was going to ‘be fine’ …so I’m ok, right?”
“If I were you … i would just take Lisa out … not ‘out’, I mean cut off her support, geez Pat.”
“If you want, I can have Arne Duncan put OPRF on ‘probation’ or something to help Fenwick … your call.”
“Hey, did you remember to send a gift to Madigan for his birthday?”
“Keep this to yourself … but I just cut off all CDOT funding to the 13th Ward… just to say ‘hey’ to ole Mikey-Boy”
“You still owe for the Scott Lee Cohen ‘Fix’ … I haven’t forgot, and you shouldn’t too … know what I mean?”
- Grandson of Man - Thursday, Sep 6, 12 @ 11:46 am:
“Let me get this straight, Pat, you did say ’sign and renege,’ right?”
- Crime Fighter - Thursday, Sep 6, 12 @ 11:47 am:
My vote goes to ExPress - Thursday, Sep 6, 12 @ 10:08 am:
===Don’t mention anything about the labor stuff. They still think we’re Democrats. =====
- Boone's is Back - Thursday, Sep 6, 12 @ 12:14 pm:
“You get that dead fish I mailed you after your veto signing?”
- Cheswick - Thursday, Sep 6, 12 @ 12:20 pm:
Whatever Rahm is saying, it sure has made Pat one unhappy camper. Dang.
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Sep 6, 12 @ 12:25 pm:
“Ba-Zinga”
“Keep this up … I’ll have Barak commute Blago’s sentence and have Rod here …you want that?”
“Funny thing about US Attorneys … they love them some Governor … eh Pat?”
“Just remember, my dream jobs were Mayor of New York or Chicago Governor of California or New York, and President … didn’t meantion governor of Illinois, Patty-Boy … “
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Sep 6, 12 @ 12:28 pm:
“Pat, I just wanted to let you know … you’re my Friend …We’re freinds, aren’t we Pat …?
- Anon - Thursday, Sep 6, 12 @ 12:49 pm:
“Some day, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, consider this justice a gift on my daughter’s wedding day.”
Quinn: Huh?
- 3rd Generation Chicago Native - Thursday, Sep 6, 12 @ 1:04 pm:
Rahm “Pat I’m running for President in 2016″
- mokenavince - Thursday, Sep 6, 12 @ 2:25 pm:
It’s time dummy to come out for slots.Or you may be swimming with the fishes.
- Springfield Dan - Thursday, Sep 6, 12 @ 3:09 pm:
That was a wise flip flop on the Casino Pat, I knew you’d see it my way.
- Anon - Thursday, Sep 6, 12 @ 8:44 pm:
Hey Pat, guess what I’ve got back in my room…(inaduable)… yeah, that’s right, two of them… you in?… don’t worry about Mike, he don’t care… you’re with me now.
- Anonymous - Friday, Sep 7, 12 @ 2:45 am:
Can you see the angry bunny face? / Oh, look…a kitty!
http://evansheline.com/2012/06/angry-bunny-face/