Yes, absolutely I would love to be your Chief of Staff Kirk. But maybe I should check with Brenda, you remember what happened last time I made a decision without checking with her first.
Kirk you’re right those brown coats make Rauner and the other candidates look phony. But honestly, I am not sure this shirt is doing much for you.
- A Casual Observer - Friday, Aug 16, 13 @ 11:28 am:
“The Arnhold” and Danny Devoto joined at the hip and known by close friends as “The Doublemint Twins”.
kirk Dillard: “Did I ever tell you that Jim Edgar endorsed me?”
Jim Edgar:”Yeah, yeah. I already know that Kirk. I am the one that agreed to go along with the endorsement thing, can’t you try to remember that?”
Kirk Dillard: Oh, yeah. Sorry, I forgot, Jim.”
“Don’t look now Kirk , but the Guy behind us is an obvious Democrat mooching Free Beer”
- Cook County Commoner - Friday, Aug 16, 13 @ 12:09 pm:
That’s right, Kirk. You can squeeze a lot of money out of insurers. Just don’t sit on one of their boards after you leave office. That Kemper thing pretty much finished me off. Lucky I didn’t end up with George.
- A Casual Observer - Friday, Aug 16, 13 @ 4:07 pm:
Kirk: Geeze, Jim! Couldn’t you have worn a red shirt today instead of a blue one? Thank goodness you are at least wearing one of my stickers on your shirt. Are you trying to tell me something, Jim? Mike Madigan or Quinn didn’t edge me out as your “best buddy”, did they?
- too obvious - Friday, Aug 16, 13 @ 10:24 am:
Weren’t you the staffer who suggested I start underfunding the pensions?
- Anon2 - Friday, Aug 16, 13 @ 10:25 am:
Dull and Duller.
- too obvious - Friday, Aug 16, 13 @ 10:25 am:
All that MSI stuff is buried right Jim?
- Pat C - Friday, Aug 16, 13 @ 10:25 am:
“No Kirk, the sign is great. It will make sure I’m still the last successful Republican Gov.”
- AlphaBettor - Friday, Aug 16, 13 @ 10:26 am:
“You’ve got the hair down perfect, Kirk. Now, let me give you some workout tips.”
- Ron Burgundy - Friday, Aug 16, 13 @ 10:30 am:
“The LARD thing just looks bad, Kirk. I tried to highlight ED for education on my signs back in the day, and everyone thought I was a pirate… GAR!”
- Anonymous - Friday, Aug 16, 13 @ 10:30 am:
Long live the ’90’s!
- Norseman - Friday, Aug 16, 13 @ 10:31 am:
Kirk, I don’t think you’re using my name enough in your speeches and literature. Now when your using my picture, remember to use my favorite side.
- Oswego Willy - Friday, Aug 16, 13 @ 10:34 am:
“You remember… when I worked for you… when you were the governor?
“Yeah…”
“That was awesome…”
- Jake From Elwood - Friday, Aug 16, 13 @ 10:35 am:
OW…love the Chris Farley reference.
- Nieva - Friday, Aug 16, 13 @ 10:36 am:
Two fine men.
- City Slicker - Friday, Aug 16, 13 @ 10:36 am:
I know it’s 1:33 and I made my appearance. Now see that guy right there? He is gonna drive me back over to the track where the real action is.
- flea - Friday, Aug 16, 13 @ 10:37 am:
After you win Governor, you can buy a bunch of expensive race horses and gamble with supporter contributions….and get a job at UI..maybe
- Oswego Willy - Friday, Aug 16, 13 @ 10:37 am:
Thanks, - Jake From Elwood -, the caption is that skit reborn…
- Friedman - Friday, Aug 16, 13 @ 10:37 am:
No Kirk….no photo shopping your head on my body. A little advice, stay out of the pork pavilion.
- Angry Republican - Friday, Aug 16, 13 @ 10:38 am:
Jim we’re getting the band back together.
- 1776 - Friday, Aug 16, 13 @ 10:40 am:
Hi, I’m Jim Edgar… I was Kirk Dillard’s Governor.
- Arthur Andersen - Friday, Aug 16, 13 @ 10:44 am:
“Kirk, Brenda wants to talk to the Mrs. about some of my favorite recipes. No problem, right?”
- The Captain - Friday, Aug 16, 13 @ 10:49 am:
Lard and the old guard.
- MrJM - Friday, Aug 16, 13 @ 10:51 am:
“Okay, Kirk, okay… I’ll wear your sticker. Now, please let me go ride the Tilt-a-Whirl.”
– MrJM
- wordslinger - Friday, Aug 16, 13 @ 10:52 am:
“The Lard signs, the profile shots…. Kirk, what are you selling here?”
- too obvious - Friday, Aug 16, 13 @ 11:00 am:
Kirk, I’m thinking about starting royalty payments for every time you drop my name. With Gidwtiz abandoning you, I don’t think you can afford it.
- PublicServant - Friday, Aug 16, 13 @ 11:00 am:
The Lard abides with the Dude
- Jaded - Friday, Aug 16, 13 @ 11:03 am:
“Seriously you want me to run as your lt. gov? C’mon Kirk, you might be pushing this coattails thing a little too far!”
- siriusly - Friday, Aug 16, 13 @ 11:06 am:
Yes, absolutely I would love to be your Chief of Staff Kirk. But maybe I should check with Brenda, you remember what happened last time I made a decision without checking with her first.
- siriusly - Friday, Aug 16, 13 @ 11:08 am:
Kirk you’re right those brown coats make Rauner and the other candidates look phony. But honestly, I am not sure this shirt is doing much for you.
- A Casual Observer - Friday, Aug 16, 13 @ 11:28 am:
“The Arnhold” and Danny Devoto joined at the hip and known by close friends as “The Doublemint Twins”.
kirk Dillard: “Did I ever tell you that Jim Edgar endorsed me?”
Jim Edgar:”Yeah, yeah. I already know that Kirk. I am the one that agreed to go along with the endorsement thing, can’t you try to remember that?”
Kirk Dillard: Oh, yeah. Sorry, I forgot, Jim.”
- x ace - Friday, Aug 16, 13 @ 11:52 am:
“Don’t look now Kirk , but the Guy behind us is an obvious Democrat mooching Free Beer”
- Cook County Commoner - Friday, Aug 16, 13 @ 12:09 pm:
That’s right, Kirk. You can squeeze a lot of money out of insurers. Just don’t sit on one of their boards after you leave office. That Kemper thing pretty much finished me off. Lucky I didn’t end up with George.
- one of the 35 - Friday, Aug 16, 13 @ 2:20 pm:
Who are you trying to kid? The guy who was my chief of staff was a lot younger, thinner, and didn’t have any grey hair!
- Filmmaker Professor - Friday, Aug 16, 13 @ 2:24 pm:
Jim Edgar earning his $177,000 state salary as a “professor.”
- A guy... - Friday, Aug 16, 13 @ 2:52 pm:
Hey Jim, you want a hot dog. A couple volunteers brought me 159 of them. Only problem is no buns or beans to go with them.
- Precinct Captain - Friday, Aug 16, 13 @ 3:09 pm:
“Can I get sewed to your hip?”
- Arthur Andersen - Friday, Aug 16, 13 @ 3:59 pm:
“Remember when we wore the same size shirts?”
- A Casual Observer - Friday, Aug 16, 13 @ 4:07 pm:
Kirk: Geeze, Jim! Couldn’t you have worn a red shirt today instead of a blue one? Thank goodness you are at least wearing one of my stickers on your shirt. Are you trying to tell me something, Jim? Mike Madigan or Quinn didn’t edge me out as your “best buddy”, did they?
- curmudgeon - Friday, Aug 16, 13 @ 4:23 pm:
Hey, boss … that silver toupee looks very distinguished on you.