Pwned!
Tuesday, Sep 17, 2013 - Posted by Rich Miller * This photo was shared by Gov. Quinn’s campaign. It’s from a Labor Day event that Bill Daley apparently did not advance all that well… Oof. Best caption wins a free beverage on me anywhere in Illinois. …Adding… You can watch Daley’s 9:30 press conference live by clicking here. …Adding More… This just doesn’t make sense…
He adamantly refuses to endorse the incumbent Democratic governor and leaves open the possibility that he could endorse Gov. Quinn’s Republican opponent, yet he’s angry that anyone would dare question his Democratic bona fides? Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, Bill.
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- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 9:36 am:
“My opponent … whose name I am not going to mention …”
- ??? - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 9:37 am:
Well, I agree with the “Ew” sign.
- wordslinger - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 9:39 am:
“I was put on this earth to make Pat Quinn look like an unbeatable candidate.”
- too obvious - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 9:39 am:
God I suck.
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 9:40 am:
“Who is going to lead you out of this mess? Look no further than this stage for a sign …”
- Ggal - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 9:44 am:
Is that the same blue shirt he has worn in every picture? ??? is correct.
- anonymoose - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 9:45 am:
“…and in conclusion Ladies and Germs, what I perceived as a fire in the belly was merely a blocked aorta from a kielbasa.”
- Anonymour - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 9:46 am:
As Pat Quinn conjures the clouds to spread over Illinois, Bill Daley falls under the shadow.
- AFSCME Steward - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 9:46 am:
Incredible. A candidate for Governor, completely surrounded by signs endorsing his opponent. Inept campaigning of the highest order.
- AFSCME Steward - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 9:48 am:
Dear Sirs, I wish to object on the strongest possible terms the signs endorsing Pat Quinn. A lot of my friends are Democrats and only a few of them are Quinns.
- haverford - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 9:50 am:
“What? These are the luckiest signs in the biz.”
- A guy... - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 9:50 am:
When I negotiated for equal time, I didn’t realize it only included air rights.
- anonymoose - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 9:52 am:
“On this Labor Day, let’s give a big round of applause to Gov. Pat Quinn who personally increased Illinois employment and job creation in the campaign-sign-related work sector.”
- Decaf Coffee Party - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 9:53 am:
In summation, I did not know running for governor meant I had to have signs and things like that…
- OurMagician - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 9:54 am:
I promise you that I will run until I see a sign that tells me I should not.
- Ron Burgundy - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 9:55 am:
“All right, someone’s gotta get up here and beat this guy. Any takers? Come on, it’s Pat Quinn we’re talking about here!”
- dupage dan - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 9:57 am:
My name is Daley - I was supposed to be a shoo in.
No, it isn’t a typo.
- walkinfool - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 9:57 am:
“Daleys don’t need signs and stuff like that.”
- Rich Miller - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 9:58 am:
Ron Burgundy takes the lead.
- William j Kelly - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 9:59 am:
“I am in this race to stay! I just haven’t taken that extra step of printing any Sighns, banners , t-shirts or palm cards to that effect……ummm…… I do see how a few Daley for Governor Sighns might have been good… But where was I…ummmm Yeah!
- OneMan - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 10:00 am:
Sadly most in the crowd thought that was in fact Pat Quinn, if you have seen one balding late middle aged candidate you have seen them all.
- Bill White - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 10:04 am:
Wait? What?
Bloomberg told me it had to be “Anybody but Quinn”
You mean that was about New York City?
I’m out of here!
- Leatherneck - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 10:05 am:
“I am Bill Quinn, Pat’s long-lost twin brother. Let me introduce you to my best friend Pat Daley.”
- Nonplussed - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 10:05 am:
PQ and I are two tortoises with no hair.
- Chris - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 10:05 am:
“The crowd gasps in horror as Governor Quinn tries out his DINO Halloween costume.”
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 10:06 am:
“Well then … I will just endorse a Republican, and I am still a Democrat too.”
- MrJM - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 10:10 am:
Bill Daley, chairman of Al Gore’s 2000 presidential campaign, speaking at a Labor Day rally.
– MrJM
- VJ - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 10:11 am:
Barack called me today, he told me Valerie said I can’t run, so I guess I can’t run, again.
- Wondering When - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 10:14 am:
I am a Daley.
We don’t need yard signs.
We deliver garbage cans.
- What a loser - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 10:17 am:
How to slap fredo and walk away, by pat quinn
- Rufus - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 10:18 am:
I know Pat Quinn, I served with Pat Quinn, and baby, I am not Pat Quinn, no matter what these signs say.
- siriusly - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 10:19 am:
arrogant
The real reason he quit the race is that he thinks he’s too good for us.
- AFSCME Steward - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 10:21 am:
I’ really bad with names. Without constant reminders I’m lost. Let’s see, now who’s running against me… oh yea, Pat Quinn Pat Quinn. Now, who are the announced Republicans ?
- Rufus - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 10:24 am:
“The other guy in this race, I can’t remember his name, is a very bad governor.”
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 10:24 am:
“Um, hello …yeah … remember … signs don’t vote.
Thank you.”
- E Man - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 10:24 am:
“…and as I’ve said many times, when trouble rears its face, there’s no sign of Pat Quinn!”
- ??? - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 10:25 am:
OneMan - sadly, I just realized that it WASN’T Pat Quinn. I thought it was when I commented, so there’s some truth to what you said. Guess I need to rub the sleep out of my eyes.
- Empty Suit - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 10:26 am:
“Signs, Signs? I don’t need no stinkin signs!”
- Wensicia - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 10:29 am:
“Quinn’s gonna be a few minutes late, so I’m filling in ’til he gets here. Anybody want to hear how I helped capture and kill Osama bin Laden as Obama’s CoS, again? Well, there I was in the situation room…”
- Norseman - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 10:36 am:
I was for him before I was against him.
- sm73 - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 10:36 am:
Gubernatorial candidate Bill Daley announces “Race to the Bottom” plan as central to his campaign.
- 47th Ward - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 10:45 am:
Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen, and this is a very very happy day for me and uh, my wife, Mrs. Daley. We see Springfield far too seldom. But particularly today when we can, we can join with old friends, we can make new friends and we help celebrate a young man’s first big-time appointment. And also, to thank that boy’s political family for a magnificent contribution to the state. I have here in my hand, an IOU — made out to the University, and it is a magnificent endowment in the name of uh, Ryan Croke, and the IOU is signed by that young man’s Governor — whom I think we should recognize. Pat, stand up please, stand up, let the folks see you. Folks, I want you to join with me in giving a real Springfield thank-you to Governor Pat Quinn!
We also have as a special added attraction, the Bridgeport Boys Choir. Who have, uh, chosen a certain special song, in a special arrangement, to honor their host, Governor Pat Quinn. Boys.
- Anonymous - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 10:51 am:
But before I go, I’m proud to introduce the man who would have made my candidacy invincible as my running mate. Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Scott. Lee. Cohen!
- Oh Boy! - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 11:10 am:
Pat has asked me to join him as his Lt. Gov running mate. Any Questions?
- Loop Lady - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 11:16 am:
“Awww, nevermind”!
- LBJ - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 11:29 am:
I CAN’T READ!!!!!!!! (Sniffling)
- Realist - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 12:07 pm:
Good afternoon, everyone, good to see you out here. My name is Jobs, and I’m running for Governor. Uh, I mean, my name is Governor, and I’m running for Quinn. No, wait… my name is Pat, and I’m running for Jobs. Er, make that my name is Quinn, and I’m running for Pat. Oh, dang it, my name is Ew, and I’m running for County Democr.
Aw, heck, forget it.
- D P Gumby - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 12:21 pm:
Sing along w/ me: “Signs, Signs, everywhere a sign, blockin’ up the scenery, breakin’ my mind….”
- Darienite - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 12:24 pm:
“Sign, Sign, everywhere a sign; blockin’ out the scenery……hey remember that one? Five Man Electrical Band. Yep signs really don’t do anything for me.”
- Calhoun Native - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 12:33 pm:
“My advance team had to ask - putting up signs, taking down signs - is this really what they want to do for the next 12 or 14 months?”
- RFR - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 12:48 pm:
Who am I? Why am I here?
- Anon - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 12:53 pm:
So what’s the unions going to do now? Wait until the last minute again and back Quinn?
- oneofdem - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 1:02 pm:
And so my fellow Illinoisans I vow to change our state nick name from the Land of Lincoln to the Land of Amaeture Politicians if I am elected or by default should I drop out.
- aufjunk - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 1:16 pm:
“My name is Bill Daley, and Pat Quinn approves this message.”
- Anon1 - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 1:17 pm:
While speaking to family members in his backyard, some begin to question how well organized his campaign really is.
- VanillaMan - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 1:29 pm:
Is the room spinning and going dark, or am I Bill Daley?
- Stones - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 1:32 pm:
Anonymous Bystander:
“Governor Quinn looks out of place when he’s not wearing his purple tie.”
- VanillaMan - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 1:37 pm:
And the sign said long haired freaky people need not apply,
So I scratched my bald head and went in to ask him why,
He said you look like Old Man Daley’s son, I think you’ll do
Then I passed out and fell to the floor, then blamed the flu!
Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
For my poor opponent, changing my mind
Run for mayor, run for gov, can’t you read the sign?
- Arthur Andersen - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 1:40 pm:
“No, I didn’t look at the podium. Why do you ask?”
- Do I have to have a nickname - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 1:50 pm:
HOnestly, I can’t tell the difference…
- AFSCME Steward - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 2:31 pm:
Ladies and gentlemen, I priviledged to introduce the first woman Governor of Illinois Pat Quinn-Jobs
- Anon1 - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 2:44 pm:
As a consolation prize, Bill Daley accepts a job performing sound checks for Pat Quinn’s campaign.
- RI CO DEMS - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 2:45 pm:
First I would like to thank Rock Island County Chairman Doug House for this warm welcome!
- Rich Miller - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 2:49 pm:
Anon1 surges into first place.
- Formerly Known As... - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 2:57 pm:
That is a beautiful sight.
Pure domination by one candidate’s team of another.
- Dirty Red - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 3:11 pm:
“Attention fair goers: would the owner of a green and white campaign tour bus please report to gate two. You’re parked on top of my crowning achievement……Green and white tour bus parked on top of my crowning achievement.”
- Rich Miller - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 3:13 pm:
Dirty Red takes the lead!
- West Side the Best Side - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 3:15 pm:
Just want to let you know this is no longer old style Bridgeport politics. We no longer tear down our opponents signs, we let them remain wherever they put them up.
- Formerly Known As... - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 3:28 pm:
“I just want you to know, all of you to know, that you are witnessing the very moment I decided to drop out of this race.
Standing in front of Quinn signs? This CLEARLY isn’t the best thing for me. Done. Finito. Fin.”
One second later:
“Son of a… Did I just say that out loud?”
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 3:39 pm:
“Well, I guess I will start …’Happy Birthday, Pat’ …and … I am not running against you … so, um … ‘Happy Birthday’ … and everyone …. have some cake …”
- Big Debbie - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 3:51 pm:
Bill Daley attended the recent Democratic Party of Illinois slating meeting to ask the central committee to endorse whoever wins the republican nomination, stating “anyone with real democratic principals like me will support the GOP nominee.”
- transplantednewjerseyan - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 4:03 pm:
“You see, in Bridgeport, we didn’t need signs. Proxy voters, maybe. But not signs.”
- 3rd Generation Chicago Native - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 4:29 pm:
And now I would like to introduce the next Democratic candidate for Governor. Although he needs no introduction, there are enough signs here.
- zatoichi - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 4:36 pm:
B-16, B-16.
- What a loser - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 5:22 pm:
It’s my dads fault
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 5:55 pm:
“And … I would have won too … if it wasn’t for these meddling signs…”
- One to the Dome - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 9:00 pm:
Ahhhh, Nevermind.
- Rudy - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 9:28 pm:
“Charlie Rose wouldn’t have me as his guest unless I first dropped out of the race. So you do what you got to do.”
- Chicago Machine - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 9:37 pm:
First and last time this banker will be rolling up his sleeves to get a tough job done.
- Super Fly - Tuesday, Sep 17, 13 @ 10:35 pm:
As I was telling the 99% why I needed higher banking fees…
As I was going to Cardinals territory in my White Sox shirt…
As I hired a campaign director only two weeks ago…
As I was attacking the values of “my” Democratic Party…
I decided to take a ….. Vacation.
- Product of the 60's - Wednesday, Sep 18, 13 @ 12:46 am:
To paraphrase my Grandfather, “My candidacy wasn’t meant to create disorder, my candidacy was meant to preserve disorder.”