Question of the day
Friday, Jan 16, 2015 - Posted by Rich Miller * Springfield’s Grab-A-Java is well known for its witty, hand-painted advertising banners, like the one of Shakespeare with the caption: “To bean or not to bean?” Get it? Bean? It’s a coffee shop? * Anyway, I saw this one the other day as I was driving downtown… Heh. * The Question: Your suggestion for future Grab-A-Java captions?
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- I'm New Here - Friday, Jan 16, 15 @ 12:11 pm:
[Overlaid onto a picture of Rauner’s $20m stack of cash]
Get the Job Done
By any beans necessary…
- O'Doyle Rules! - Friday, Jan 16, 15 @ 12:12 pm:
#iamgrabajava
- Springfield Coffee Empire - Friday, Jan 16, 15 @ 12:13 pm:
Best coffee in town. #LazareRules
- Ron Burgundy - Friday, Jan 16, 15 @ 12:13 pm:
Frerichs picture with “Bean Counter” slogan.
“Coffee Baar Topinka” for Judy, with cup in hand.
- Ron Burgundy - Friday, Jan 16, 15 @ 12:14 pm:
Picture of steaming coffee urn with slogan “Legal Pot.”
- Name Withheld - Friday, Jan 16, 15 @ 12:15 pm:
The Interview II
- Rich Miller - Friday, Jan 16, 15 @ 12:16 pm:
Burgundy, they already did that one. “Our pot is legal.”
- Ron Burgundy - Friday, Jan 16, 15 @ 12:17 pm:
Nice, Rich.
- 618662dem - Friday, Jan 16, 15 @ 12:18 pm:
Tastes a lot like Rod Brewgolavich
- Regal Beagle - Friday, Jan 16, 15 @ 12:19 pm:
Let’s talk about Roast Profiling.
- A modest proposal - Friday, Jan 16, 15 @ 12:20 pm:
How bout,
Grinding down the budge.
See you latte Quinn.
No coffee no coffee sent.
Mad again in the morning? Brews yourself.
- Dave Dahl - Friday, Jan 16, 15 @ 12:24 pm:
Something something magic beans something ??
- Downstate GOP Faithless - Friday, Jan 16, 15 @ 12:24 pm:
Yet another reason why Rich needs a LIKE button
- Rich Miller - Friday, Jan 16, 15 @ 12:25 pm:
Dahl, if they sold your coffee I’d actually stop in.
Just sayin…
- Anon - Friday, Jan 16, 15 @ 12:27 pm:
Working for You
- Wensicia - Friday, Jan 16, 15 @ 12:31 pm:
Bruce Rauner to Illinois voters:
“Thanks a latte!”
- 150 - Friday, Jan 16, 15 @ 12:34 pm:
Maybe the Governor can meet Jim Sweeney there for another Brew.
- Anonymous - Friday, Jan 16, 15 @ 12:36 pm:
Taxpayers good to the last drop
- Oswego Willy - Friday, Jan 16, 15 @ 12:37 pm:
“Colombian Caucus Brew - You’ll vote yes”
- Sunshine - Friday, Jan 16, 15 @ 12:40 pm:
Bean here yet?
- Anon. - Friday, Jan 16, 15 @ 12:41 pm:
Soyboy lattes to go!
- D.P.Gumby - Friday, Jan 16, 15 @ 12:43 pm:
Less than $36 a cup!!
- Oswego Willy - Friday, Jan 16, 15 @ 12:44 pm:
Budget Brew - Details Inside!
- A Citizen - Friday, Jan 16, 15 @ 12:45 pm:
Beans and taxpayers are alike - Ill guvmnt will try to squeeze them dry.
- Oswego Willy - Friday, Jan 16, 15 @ 12:47 pm:
Cheap Watch Blend - Brewed Just In Time
- anonymoose - Friday, Jan 16, 15 @ 12:48 pm:
For the “slip and sue” crowd, “sip and sue” - a hot beverage for the litigious LG coffee consumer.
Banner should have a disclaimer - “WARNING - Coffee Hot!”
- How Ironic - Friday, Jan 16, 15 @ 12:49 pm:
“Brews Rauner - Diversity Cup where all of it’s black to some degree”
- Oswego Willy - Friday, Jan 16, 15 @ 12:49 pm:
Closers Coffee - What coffee was brewed for’
- Jocko - Friday, Jan 16, 15 @ 12:52 pm:
Here to “Wake Up Springfield”.
- Casual Observer - Friday, Jan 16, 15 @ 12:58 pm:
No work, all the perks.
- A Citizen - Friday, Jan 16, 15 @ 12:59 pm:
Like Cap Fax, Rich to the last drop.
- Anonymous - Friday, Jan 16, 15 @ 1:00 pm:
Executive order excellently espresso
- MrJM (@MisterJayEm) - Friday, Jan 16, 15 @ 1:01 pm:
“We are here at the Illinois Capitol, where we’ve secretly replaced the fine legislators who usually serve with Folgers Crystals — Let’s see if anyone can tell the difference!”
– MrJM
- Anonymous - Friday, Jan 16, 15 @ 1:05 pm:
Comming soon eveleyns magic beans
- Mittuns - Friday, Jan 16, 15 @ 1:07 pm:
Made from the Top 1% of the Top 1% of the world’s richest coffee beans, Brews Rauner is made possible through a bountiful harvest of Illinois Pension funds, outsourcing of jobs, and nursing home cutbacks.
Grab a cup today, your seat depends on it.
- Anonymous - Friday, Jan 16, 15 @ 1:11 pm:
Tea party tea bags available
- Casual Observer - Friday, Jan 16, 15 @ 1:12 pm:
Where politicos get their mug shots.
- A. Nonymous - Friday, Jan 16, 15 @ 1:18 pm:
$20,000,000 for Raunerization
$2 for Caffeination
- A. Nonymous - Friday, Jan 16, 15 @ 1:19 pm:
2016 special bean election
- A. Nonymous - Friday, Jan 16, 15 @ 1:20 pm:
Sheila Simon - Have beanjo, will travel
- zatoichi - Friday, Jan 16, 15 @ 1:20 pm:
Our brews: Shaken Up, not stirred.
- A. Nonymous - Friday, Jan 16, 15 @ 1:21 pm:
Brewed only with 100% veto-proof beans
- Oswego Willy - Friday, Jan 16, 15 @ 1:21 pm:
Evelyn Sanguilatte
- Casual Observer - Friday, Jan 16, 15 @ 1:22 pm:
Bean there done latte.
- A. Nonymous - Friday, Jan 16, 15 @ 1:22 pm:
Coffee - essential or non-essential funding?
- A. Nonymous - Friday, Jan 16, 15 @ 1:24 pm:
Special Interest or Special Roast?
- siriusly - Friday, Jan 16, 15 @ 1:24 pm:
Feeling Mungery ?
- A. Nonymous - Friday, Jan 16, 15 @ 1:25 pm:
Freezing Your Funds and Roasting Your Beans
- Casual Observer - Friday, Jan 16, 15 @ 1:27 pm:
Entering no mud slinging zone.
- A. Nonymous - Friday, Jan 16, 15 @ 1:28 pm:
100% Michael Freroasted Beans
- A. Nonymous - Friday, Jan 16, 15 @ 1:28 pm:
Evelyn, your coffee will be ready “very soon”
- A. Nonymous - Friday, Jan 16, 15 @ 1:30 pm:
Governor, we’ve been planning your coffee for over a year
- Wordslinger - Friday, Jan 16, 15 @ 1:33 pm:
(Blago)
Jamocha on ice
- A. Nonymous - Friday, Jan 16, 15 @ 1:33 pm:
Brewing Bipartisanship
- Casual Observer - Friday, Jan 16, 15 @ 1:41 pm:
The budget blend: you’ll find out what’s in it later.
The Madigan blend: been brewing for years and nobody knew.
The vendor blend: you have to wait a month but we throw in another 1 percent.
The GOP caucus blend: give it some time, they just woke up.
- Ahoy! - Friday, Jan 16, 15 @ 1:44 pm:
“Welcome to Madiganistan”
- Urbs In Horto - Friday, Jan 16, 15 @ 1:47 pm:
“Work driving you Madigan? Feeling that pension tension? Don’t LRB stressed - share a hot JCARafe today! 99¢ GA Special: a sweet roll call and a cup o’ Joe Sosnowski”
- Anonymous - Friday, Jan 16, 15 @ 1:49 pm:
Brewsters millions
- A. Nonymous - Friday, Jan 16, 15 @ 1:55 pm:
Bleepin’ Golden Roast
- A. Nonymous - Friday, Jan 16, 15 @ 2:04 pm:
Slow roasted over hot air.
- Jake From Elwood - Friday, Jan 16, 15 @ 2:18 pm:
Probably can’t go with Oberweis Iced Coffee.
Pesky trademarks!
- East Central Illinois - Friday, Jan 16, 15 @ 2:36 pm:
A’Brew’ham Lincoln’s favorite coffee
- Anonymous - Friday, Jan 16, 15 @ 2:40 pm:
Trash can van one parking only
- A guy - Friday, Jan 16, 15 @ 2:44 pm:
The strong and grinding road to solvency.
- A guy - Friday, Jan 16, 15 @ 2:46 pm:
Time to Urn it.
- Leatherneck - Friday, Jan 16, 15 @ 3:05 pm:
Shake Up Starbucks, Buy Grab-A-Java
- Anonymous - Friday, Jan 16, 15 @ 3:35 pm:
Starting Jan. 1, our TABSA brew only contains 3.75% caffeine.
- Bee - Friday, Jan 16, 15 @ 3:39 pm:
Rauner…
The Bible says He-brews