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Wednesday, Mar 18, 2015 - Posted by Rich Miller

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115 Comments
  1. - facts are stubborn things - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 9:17 am:

    Follow me kid.


  2. - A guy - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 9:18 am:

    Dumb and Dumber


  3. - Big Joe - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 9:18 am:

    Hey Rod, I like your style. Maybe I can follow in your footsteps someday!!


  4. - Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 9:18 am:

    Haters are gonna hate…


  5. - Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 9:18 am:

    “That’s not an expensive suit…”


  6. - A guy - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 9:18 am:

    We’ll meet again. (Sigh)


  7. - A guy - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 9:19 am:

    They just don’t understand our love of flying.


  8. - Concerned - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 9:19 am:

    Birds of a feather, . . . !

    Peacocks both.


  9. - jerry 101 - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 9:19 am:

    “My hero.”


  10. - PolPal56 - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 9:20 am:

    “Hey, cutie! Look forward to seeing you in prison.”


  11. - Big Joe - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 9:20 am:

    Forget that “Be like Mike” stuff. I wanna be like ROD!!!!!


  12. - ChicagoR - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 9:21 am:

    “Hey, future roomie!”


  13. - Nosmo King - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 9:21 am:

    Leave a light on.


  14. - Are Ya Kiddin' Me? - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 9:21 am:

    Today is an “up” day……


  15. - ZC - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 9:21 am:

    “When you left me, I was but the learner; now * I * am the master.”


  16. - slow down - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 9:22 am:

    Just keep smiling, no one will ever notice.


  17. - Big Joe - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 9:22 am:

    Hey Gov, when I get to join you in stir, can you fix me up with Bubba and Big Bob?


  18. - Stones - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 9:22 am:

    Dumb and Dumber


  19. - Dirty Red - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 9:23 am:

    “Maybe someday I, too, will have hair that perfect. For now, I’ll keep going to Super Cuts with Rutherford.”


  20. - AC - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 9:23 am:

    …each thinks to themselves “I have a better haircut than him”


  21. - Very Fed Up - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 9:23 am:

    “I’ll take top bunk”


  22. - backward - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 9:27 am:

    Why Illinois?


  23. - The Dude Abides - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 9:27 am:

    You’ve got great hair but I’ve got better abs.


  24. - Angry Chicagoan - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 9:29 am:

    “Move over old man, I’m getting the bunk with the window.”


  25. - anon-again - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 9:29 am:

    I get top bunk


  26. - zatoichi - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 9:31 am:

    Hair, tie….getting there.


  27. - One to the Dome - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 9:31 am:

    “I got next”


  28. - Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 9:31 am:

    Schock: See ya ’round, “Governor”…What a phony…Look at him…Expensive clothes…Enjoying all the trappings of the office…Does he even care about people?..Bet he’s looking for his next money making deal…And what self-promoter…You kidding me?..It’s always “Look at me!”, well I’m looking at you….I’m looking… It’s kike doing his job is getting in the way of stroking his own ego…Bet he likes seeing himself in pictures…Trying to look all dapper, important…Bet he likes going to concerts…Scoring tickets, using his office…Yeah, I’m watching you…It’ll catch up with him… I know it…Can’t wait for that…All his cards falling in a pile, only himself to blame…You keep smiling…We’re not hating on you, you just think that…

    It will catch up to you, it always does…People never learn…


  29. - Led Hed - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 9:31 am:

    “When I grow up, I wanna be just like him…..”


  30. - BigBob - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 9:33 am:

    I can make better license plates than you.


  31. - Gooner - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 9:34 am:

    “A rare photo captures a knowing glance between two of the least corrupt Illinois politicians of the early 21st century.”


  32. - foster brooks - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 9:35 am:

    Colorado bound


  33. - Six Degrees of Separation - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 9:37 am:

    Scheme-y and Dreamy.


  34. - too obvious - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 9:38 am:

    Cause, baby, you’re a firework . . .


  35. - Interested Observer - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 9:38 am:

    You are very wise, Rich, to post a picture of these two together. Schock’s fate could prove to be quite similar if he doesn’t toe the line while seeking redemption from those who hold the keys to the future that lies ahead of him.


  36. - VanillaMan - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 9:38 am:

    Two crusty old white crooks


  37. - Nosmo King - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 9:39 am:

    “Ello, Guvna”


  38. - Anon - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 9:40 am:

    “When will Bruce be joinin’ us?”


  39. - VanillaMan - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 9:41 am:

    Bipartisan greed blooms in Illinois.


  40. - south side - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 9:42 am:

    I assume federal prisons allow weightlifting. Don’t want the abs to atrophy. Among the voting public , and the prison population….looks matter.


  41. - Under Further Review - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 9:43 am:

    Stupid is as stupid does.

    While Schock is going to be investigated, I will wait for the results of a probe. As of now, with more information to come, I am not certain if he has actually committed a crime. There has been lots of piling on, but the process needs to play out.


  42. - VanillaMan - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 9:43 am:

    Luke 6:41
    “Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother’s eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye?


  43. - VanillaMan - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 9:44 am:

    Romans 14:13
    Therefore let us stop passing judgment on one another. Instead, make up your mind not to put any stumbling block or obstacle in the way of a brother or sister.


  44. - Wordslinger - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 9:45 am:

    “My first Instagram!”

    Woof, that photo is harsh. You want to yell “Run away, Doogie. This life is not for you.”


  45. - Gooner - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 9:45 am:

    And he pondered the matter as deeply as he could.

    “The hair” he thought. “No, I can never achieve that man’s level of greatness when it comes to the hair. Yet I must surpass his greatness in some way. Hmmn, but how!”

    And then he got the idea that would forever change his life. “While I can’t compete on the hair, he can never challenge my abs! I must show them to the world! My abs will be as his hair! A free ride up to the political stars! And perhaps photos of those abs with large chested women around me to throw off my doubters! Yes, it must be done! Get me my personal photographer! This one will not do at all!”


  46. - VanillaMan - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 9:45 am:

    Luke 6:37
    “Do not judge, and you will not be judged. Do not condemn, and you will not be condemned. Forgive, and you will be forgiven.


  47. - Percival - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 9:46 am:

    The Golden Boys.


  48. - Siyotanka - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 9:46 am:

    Yo Bro…got any soap on a rope?


  49. - A guy - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 9:46 am:

    Elvis and Katy.


  50. - VanillaMan - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 9:47 am:

    A man can no more separate age and covetousness than a’ can part young limbs and lechery.
    2 Henry IV 1.2.226-7, Falstaff


  51. - VanillaMan - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 9:48 am:

    Thy ambition, Thou scarlet sin, robb’d this bewailing land.
    Henry VIII 3.2.306-7, Surrey


  52. - VanillaMan - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 9:49 am:

    To have what we would have, we speak not what we mean.
    Measure for Measure 2.4.118, Isabella to Angelo


  53. - Democrat Grrrl - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 9:53 am:

    Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.


  54. - Team Sleep - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 9:53 am:

    “Hey Rod! I forgot my comb. You got a spare?!”


  55. - Madison - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 9:59 am:

    Don’t drop the soap good lookin’


  56. - Wait A Illinois Minute - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 10:03 am:

    Hey “Rod” I have great make up and hair tips i learned from the stars. Also I will bring you an autographed Mens Fitness magazine that I was on to. In return, i would like a seat in your history class that you teach in the federal prison. This should be interesting and I am eager to learn. See ya soon, your new BFF the Schockster!!!:)


  57. - LisleMike - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 10:06 am:

    “I feel pretty….oh so pretty…oh so pretty and witty and wise, and it I pity anyone who isn’t me tonight. Gosh, I wish I were more like him!”


  58. - Casual Observer - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 10:11 am:

    Goose


  59. - Retired - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 10:12 am:

    Two peas in a pod…


  60. - Ian - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 10:14 am:

    Boulevard of Broken Dreams


  61. - Blago's Hare - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 10:15 am:

    Governor Blunder and the Boy Wonder


  62. - Blago's Hare - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 10:19 am:

    There has to be a way to get the camera to focus on me…oh wait it is.


  63. - dinsdale - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 10:21 am:

    I can do anything better than you can, I can do anything better than you……


  64. - Tom James - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 10:21 am:

    “One day, I’m gonna own a suit just like that.”


  65. - Kakistocracy Kid - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 10:23 am:

    “This is bleeping golden” got you too?


  66. - OneMan - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 10:26 am:

    Who does his hair…


  67. - Anonymous - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 10:29 am:

    Chain gang


  68. - Casual Observer - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 10:29 am:

    Rod: Trust me kid, the camera is your friend.


  69. - I B Strapped - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 10:30 am:

    ‘When I get better hair and better ties, I’ll be a much better Roddie B-just wait n see!’


  70. - Bocephus - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 10:34 am:

    Shamma Lamma Ding Dong, so hit it


  71. - Gone, but not forgotten - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 10:39 am:

    I wonder if he could teach me about vintage music — like that Elvis stuff.


  72. - Stu - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 10:44 am:

    Hey Rod…Shake it off


  73. - atbat - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 10:52 am:

    Money makes the world go around, the world go around…


  74. - MrJM - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 10:56 am:

    “He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you.” — Friedrich Nietzsche, “Beyond Good and Evil”, Aphorism 146 (1886).

    – MrJM


  75. - My FiNgErS HuRt - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 11:02 am:

    “Wonder where the Rodster found a lady like Patty?”


  76. - Anonymous - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 11:03 am:

    I wonder what it’s like being a democrat?


  77. - D.P.Gumby - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 11:17 am:

    “You won’t catch me…at home watching Miley Cyrus!”


  78. - Bocephus - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 11:19 am:

    Hey Rod, report your miles in kilometers. You get twice as many


  79. - Big Joe - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 11:24 am:

    Hey Rod, who should my people call to get me on Letterman?


  80. - Tsavo - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 11:28 am:

    Rod thinking “I wonder how many packs of cigarettes I can get for him”


  81. - not applicable - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 11:38 am:

    “You can do anything but lay off of my Blue suede shoes.”


  82. - The obvious - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 11:42 am:

    A pair of jokers in a house of cards?


  83. - 32nd Ward Roscoe Village - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 11:42 am:

    Rich, you have the best commentators: the Bible, Shakespeare and Nietzsche! Damn, my Barlett’s Quotations is at home.


  84. - St. Louis Bob - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 11:52 am:

    Even Napoleon had his Watergate
    Yogi Berra


  85. - downstate commissioner - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 11:52 am:

    Twins!!!!


  86. - A guy - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 11:53 am:

    If we share space, I gotta decorator.


  87. - globalguy - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 11:58 am:

    “We’re actors — we’re the opposite of people!”

    Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead


  88. - downstate commissioner - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 11:58 am:

    Comments are fun and entertaining, but still don’t think that Schock is in the same category as Blagojevic; time will tell…


  89. - VeloVixen - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 12:00 pm:

    Roommates!


  90. - Finally Out (and now very glad to be) - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 12:12 pm:

    One of these days, I’m going to be just..like..you!


  91. - Nearly Normal - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 12:18 pm:

    Rod: Enjoy it while you got it. It can all disappear.

    Aaron: Yes Sir. (Thinking–not me. I am too smart for the feds. No one will notice what I’m doing.)


  92. - anon - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 12:30 pm:

    Jail house rock and a hunka hunka burning love.


  93. - Leatherneck - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 12:48 pm:

    Justin Timberlake is touring with Elvis?!


  94. - Leatherneck - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 12:54 pm:

    Am I also eligible for some of that “All Kids” health care that you promote?


  95. - VanillaMan - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 1:02 pm:

    I need to warn you Aaron that being a Katy Perry fan will win you about as many friends as being a Hannah Montana fan was for me.


  96. - illinoised - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 1:02 pm:

    “I’ll never be like him.”


  97. - Anonymous - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 1:40 pm:

    From honorable to your honor…


  98. - Ed - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 1:53 pm:

    “Hey Rod,do you know a good attorney?. Not your lawyer, a good one.”


  99. - Leatherneck - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 1:54 pm:

    “Do the prison menus include Happy Meals?”


  100. - BlameBruceRauner - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 1:55 pm:

    Bleeping Golden, Bleeping Golden!


  101. - @vaughnchicago - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 1:57 pm:

    Cats in the cradle & silver spoon…


  102. - train111 - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 2:10 pm:

    Hey Rod, if my attorneys can drag this out long enough, we could be released on the same day. What you think of that?


  103. - Steve Downstate - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 2:15 pm:

    “Wow! I’m in a picture with Blago! Hmm…this is kinda like that picture Blago took with Tricky Dick when he was in college! That picture got Blago off to a great start!”


  104. - haverford - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 2:16 pm:

    “Right behind ya, brother.”


  105. - Blago's Hare - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 2:20 pm:

    “Wow, he looks like a real Survivor”


  106. - Wait A Illinois Minute - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 2:36 pm:

    Schock, you are going to be a great hit in the prison beauty shop. The ideas you have will get all the inmates crazy for ya! First thing to do is to go straight King Rauner to have him write your retainer check. He does have spare change around somewhere. Or have him point you to the money tree to shake it and see what falls. Second, offer to be the kings driver of his 70’s van and where the outfit that Matt Damon wore in the liberace movie as his driver. Third, come up with a new hooch recipe for the prison. Those guys love to drink so try to come up with news ones while you are still free. Fourth, gain some weight you want to look bad in prison. Also start reading the bible too. Good luck


  107. - Under Further Review - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 3:17 pm:

    I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic’s. His hair was perfect!


  108. - Cheswick - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 4:18 pm:

    “I wish I didn’t know now what I didn’t know then.”


  109. - Bootleg Carhartt Designer - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 4:47 pm:

    Robin: “Batman, let’s write off the mileage on the Batmobile. The Commissioner will never notice if we double or triple it.”


  110. - vole - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 5:00 pm:

    Someday too
    I will taunt
    with the red cape.
    So much for this
    life of beige.
    So, my sneer to you
    King Rod,
    my dagger thru your heart.


  111. - Anonymous - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 5:26 pm:

    The former club for men


  112. - Anonymous - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 5:36 pm:

    Calvin Klein underwear models


  113. - Anonymous - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 5:44 pm:

    Trash talking meets euro trash


  114. - Macoupin Minority - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 7:07 pm:

    Uptown funk you up, don’t believe me just watch!


  115. - PoolGuy - Wednesday, Mar 18, 15 @ 7:10 pm:

    more Schoolhouse Rock may have led to less Jailhouse Rock :/


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