Capitol Fax.com - Your Illinois News Radar » Caption contest!
SUBSCRIBE to Capitol Fax      Advertise Here      About     Exclusive Subscriber Content     Updated Posts    Contact Rich Miller
CapitolFax.com
To subscribe to Capitol Fax, click here.
Caption contest!

Monday, May 11, 2015 - Posted by Rich Miller

* From a pal…

From Lincoln College Commencement… [Rauner] Said it was his first commencement speech and first honorary degree ever

The pic…

The governor received an honorary PhD in law.

       

83 Comments
  1. - Anonymous - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 11:02 am:

    obviously not constitutional or pension law


  2. - Anon - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 11:03 am:

    How to break the law? He is a doctor of that.


  3. - RNUG - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 11:03 am:

    obviously only covered bankruptcy law …


  4. - Oswego Willy - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 11:04 am:

    “Guess who’s ole Slip and Sue’s new P.I. lawyer…”


  5. - Anonymous - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 11:04 am:

    A PhD in Law for Governor Rauner is like giving a Hero Medal to the Cowardly Lion….


  6. - Casual Observer - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 11:07 am:

    As a “lawyer” does this mean he will prevent himself from contributing to judicial campaigns?


  7. - 3234 - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 11:07 am:

    His second commencement speech/honorary degree? It’s from the Downtown Upstairs School of Ethics in Government


  8. - Wordslinger - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 11:08 am:

    Appropirate, in that Lincoln College does not have a law school or doctoral programs.


  9. - Ducky LaMoore - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 11:09 am:

    They apparently found his business experience inadequate….


  10. - Mike K - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 11:12 am:

    Second time in a week that he has been “schooled.”


  11. - Get a Job! - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 11:19 am:

    This is great for the State……. Now he can defend his own unconstitutional ideas (pension, right to work, etc). It’ll have the AG a boatload on staffing costs.


  12. - Roadiepig - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 11:20 am:

    Bruce was latter sadly disappointed when he read the fine print and realized his honorary degree was in “Rudy Law” (1980’s outfielder for the Chicago White Sox, among several teams).


  13. - Sir Reel - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 11:21 am:

    Governor Rauner receives honorary degree in Chutzpah.


  14. - Obamas Puppy - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 11:21 am:

    Maybe the next honorary degree can be in writing checks.


  15. - Michelle Flaherty - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 11:23 am:

    Now that he’s Dr. Rauner the HGOP have another reason to do everything he says.


  16. - Amalia - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 11:28 am:

    it’s honorary, so you won’t have to worry about that professional responsibility part of the bar exam.


  17. - MrJM - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 11:30 am:

    An honorary PhD in law to Bruce Rauner?

    Maybe next year Lincoln College can give an honorary PhD in women’s studies to Bill Cosby?

    – MrJM


  18. - Oswego Willy - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 11:30 am:

    “Be a-bay, be e-be, be eye bickey-eye, be-o-bo…”


  19. - AC - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 11:30 am:

    I’m not a real lawyer, I only play one on TV


  20. - Oswego Willy - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 11:31 am:

    “…and I didn’t have to donate a library…”


  21. - Stones - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 11:31 am:

    “I learned early on that STOP signs outlined in white are optional”


  22. - Wensicia - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 11:32 am:

    ==The governor received an honorary PhD in law.==

    Rauner: “Ha, Supremes, I have what I need to take you on!”


  23. - Earnest - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 11:32 am:

    Intercom: “paging Dr. Moe, Dr. Larry, Dr. Curley”
    Dr. Rauner: “gattout you knuckleheads”


  24. - AC - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 11:32 am:

    Let’s not talk about double secret probation or double secret meetings


  25. - Levois - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 11:32 am:

    The honorary grad has such a grin on his face after receiving his honorary degree


  26. - Oswego Willy - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 11:33 am:

    “Rauner Reversese Course on Tort Reform”


  27. - Oswego Willy - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 11:34 am:

    “As long as it doesn’t say ‘Payton Prep’ on it, I’ll take it…”


  28. - Norseman - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 11:34 am:

    MrJM goes yard.


  29. - downstate commissioner - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 11:36 am:

    As embarrassing as it is to admit it, years ago, I went to Lincoln College, and my two sons also went there-good school for kids who just didn’t quite know what they wanted to do in life-kind of an extension of high school. Expensive, but the local resident scholarships made it affordable. A lot of students attending it are rich kids from up north, Rauner’s buddies. But it is in REPUBLICAN Logan County (the County Board adopted Rauner’s right-to-work plan), so that is why it is acceptable for Lincoln College to confer an honorary degree on him.

    Caption: “How do you like my new outfit boys? Pretty nifty, huh, but I don’t think this cap and gown will work well on my motorcycle…”


  30. - Anonin' - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 11:39 am:

    we know it is honora’, but does Lincoln College even give out PhDs?


  31. - Oswego Willy - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 11:39 am:

    “Gov. Rauner Awarded Honorary Law Degree; Fires Legal Counsel”


  32. - Oswego Willy - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 11:40 am:

    “I’d be practicin’, but the Bar is corrupt, just corrupt…”


  33. - tominchicago - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 11:44 am:

    “The governor received an honorary PhD in law.’

    Goodness, I hope that that was intentional irony.


  34. - Skeptic - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 11:45 am:

    “I, the Great Oz, hereby confer unto you, a DHT — A Doctorate of Thinkology.”


  35. - Jake From Elwood - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 11:45 am:

    I guess Carhartt doesn’t make graduation gowns.


  36. - anonlurker - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 11:48 am:

    “Now, if I only had a brain.”


  37. - girllawyer - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 11:49 am:

    Is there such a thing as a PhD in law? Lawyers get a J.D. degree from law school, a few get a specialized Masters in Law. I guess it’s only fitting that a school not authorized to give out law degrees or PhDs would give a PhD in law to Rauner.


  38. - Anon221 - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 11:51 am:

    Pilin’ it higher and deeper.


  39. - Arthur Andersen - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 11:56 am:

    “Dean Wormer, do you think we could have one more chance?”


  40. - Mama - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 11:58 am:

    What does Lincoln College get?


  41. - Skeptic - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 11:58 am:

    “Look what Arne Duncan sent me! And to think, all it took was a $250,000 donation!”


  42. - VanillaMan - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 12:18 pm:

    “It says right here that no school bus can be short enough for me.”


  43. - Aldyth - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 12:19 pm:

    Why did my diploma come on a matchbook cover?


  44. - VanillaMan - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 12:21 pm:

    “I got an honorary degree like Obama got a Nobel Peace prize - on expectations, not accomplishments.”


  45. - vibes - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 12:22 pm:

    Can I sew these three stripes on my Carhartt?


  46. - Oswego Willy - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 12:22 pm:

    “When asked about the degree, Rauner said, ‘The profile of the old woman was difficult enough, but drawing a cartoon rabbit, that’s what got me this degree’…”


  47. - Ex-Rutan-exempt - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 12:27 pm:

    “Now move your tassel to your left… Your other left….”


  48. - Outsider - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 12:38 pm:

    Remember - only one of the 3 R’s begins with R.

    The Caption: “Is this a great country or what??”


  49. - Just an Old Guy - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 12:43 pm:

    Lincoln College just made fools of them selves! I’m with Wordslinger!


  50. - Oswego Willy - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 12:45 pm:

    “The See-cret word is ‘phony’…”


  51. - Anonymiss - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 12:49 pm:

    Wordslinger, for the win.


  52. - Oswego Willy - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 12:58 pm:

    “I’m ready now to rule on SB1…”


  53. - BlameBruceRauner - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 1:17 pm:

    A degree in Breaking the law more like it


  54. - Jocko - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 1:19 pm:

    Since the Math and English departments wouldn’t claim him…Lincoln awarded a degree outside their fields of study.


  55. - Publius - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 1:19 pm:

    ” Well, I pretended to care about black education and disabled kids, and I pretended to have a budget. Now I am pretending to have a doctorate. Playing “Let ’s Pretend ” is really fun.”


  56. - Man with a plan - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 1:23 pm:

    A PH.D. in law?!?! How long until he starts to preface his disagreements with the AG with, “As a lawyer m’self…”


  57. - x ace - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 1:53 pm:

    PHD is not JD, so please leave the Courtroom immediately.


  58. - Skeptical - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 2:04 pm:

    Was the honorary doctorate in ESL? Just kiddin.


  59. - Oswego Willy - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 2:05 pm:

    “I want to see ‘A’s across the board, and an ‘A+’ gets you a trip to Jamaica… off-season”


  60. - Oswego Willy - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 2:08 pm:

    “Governor, Dartmouth and Harvard just called, they want their sheepskins back…”


  61. - Oswego Willy - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 2:26 pm:

    “It’s printed on Carhartt canvas…”


  62. - Anonymous - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 2:27 pm:

    An anvil fell on my Mickey mouse ears hat


  63. - East Central Illinois - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 2:50 pm:

    The Caption:

    “Governor Rauner, you have just received an honorary law degree, what will you do now?”

    Rauner: “I’m going to VEGAS, baby!”


  64. - Anonymous - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 2:51 pm:

    Something to wear while skirting the law


  65. - Former Titan - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 3:10 pm:

    “Honestly guys,” Governor Rauner chuckled, “I thought they said ‘honorarium fee’ not ‘honorary PhD.’ But whatevs.”


  66. - Under Further Review - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 3:22 pm:

    And now students, Governor Rauner will lead us in a little number entitled “Swinging Through the Alphabet” as arranged by Moses Horowitz and Larry Fein.


  67. - Oswego Willy - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 3:34 pm:

    “Pump, pump, pumps your blood.

    The right atrium’s where the process
    begins,

    Where the C02 blood enters the heart

    Through the tricuspid valve to the right
    ventricle…”


  68. - Slippin' Jimmy - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 3:57 pm:

    At least I got mine through correspondence courses Bruce, yours is just a gimme!


  69. - Exasperated Teacher - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 4:21 pm:

    “And they suggested a math degree, but I told ‘em, ‘Hey, I don’t do lawyerin’ or mathin’ so let’s flip a coin!’”


  70. - Dudeman - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 4:50 pm:

    Lincoln College barely has a legitimate associate and bachelor degree programs. So with the Honorary Phd he would have the highest degree there!
    Funny Obama visited LC too when he was a Senator.


  71. - Bluecollargal - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 5:17 pm:

    “If the trial lawyers could see me now!”


  72. - railrat - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 5:39 pm:

    I’d shake hands but !


  73. - Huh? - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 6:15 pm:

    I r a guvnor. A munth ago I culdn’t spell it.


  74. - Streator Curmudgeon - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 8:05 pm:

    “And I heard the Ringling Museum in Wisconsin wants to give me a degree from their Clown College.”


  75. - Streator Curmudgeon - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 8:07 pm:

    Reporter: “Governor, this is a digital recorder. You talk into it.”

    BR: “I’m not ready to reveal my plans on this award yet.”


  76. - Streator Curmudgeon - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 8:08 pm:

    One reporter to another: “It’s just an old costume left over from Fast Times at Ridgemont High.”


  77. - Streator Curmudgeon - Monday, May 11, 15 @ 8:11 pm:

    “Can you guys imagine what Odd Job could have done with a hat like this?”


  78. - Anonymous - Tuesday, May 12, 15 @ 6:52 am:

    A road scholar


  79. - Anonymous - Tuesday, May 12, 15 @ 7:03 am:

    Now he can doctor the budget


  80. - Anonymous - Tuesday, May 12, 15 @ 7:06 am:

    This reminders me to run for judge next time that’s we’re the powers really at


  81. - Anonymous - Tuesday, May 12, 15 @ 7:10 am:

    This tassel goes on the van mirror


  82. - Anonymous - Tuesday, May 12, 15 @ 7:17 am:

    Class of 2015 the state will be hiring after july1


  83. - Anonymous - Tuesday, May 12, 15 @ 7:22 am:

    I had to ride side saddle here in this gitt-up


Sorry, comments for this post are now closed.


* Isabel’s afternoon roundup
* Feds, Illinois partner to bring DARPA quantum-testing facility to the Chicago area
* Pritzker, Durbin talk about Trump, Vance
* Napo's campaign spending questioned
* Illinois react: Trump’s VP pick J.D. Vance
* Open thread
* Isabel’s morning briefing
* Live coverage
* Yesterday's stories

Support CapitolFax.com
Visit our advertisers...

...............

...............

...............

...............


Loading


Main Menu
Home
Illinois
YouTube
Pundit rankings
Obama
Subscriber Content
Durbin
Burris
Blagojevich Trial
Advertising
Updated Posts
Polls

Archives
July 2024
June 2024
May 2024
April 2024
March 2024
February 2024
January 2024
December 2023
November 2023
October 2023
September 2023
August 2023
July 2023
June 2023
May 2023
April 2023
March 2023
February 2023
January 2023
December 2022
November 2022
October 2022
September 2022
August 2022
July 2022
June 2022
May 2022
April 2022
March 2022
February 2022
January 2022
December 2021
November 2021
October 2021
September 2021
August 2021
July 2021
June 2021
May 2021
April 2021
March 2021
February 2021
January 2021
December 2020
November 2020
October 2020
September 2020
August 2020
July 2020
June 2020
May 2020
April 2020
March 2020
February 2020
January 2020
December 2019
November 2019
October 2019
September 2019
August 2019
July 2019
June 2019
May 2019
April 2019
March 2019
February 2019
January 2019
December 2018
November 2018
October 2018
September 2018
August 2018
July 2018
June 2018
May 2018
April 2018
March 2018
February 2018
January 2018
December 2017
November 2017
October 2017
September 2017
August 2017
July 2017
June 2017
May 2017
April 2017
March 2017
February 2017
January 2017
December 2016
November 2016
October 2016
September 2016
August 2016
July 2016
June 2016
May 2016
April 2016
March 2016
February 2016
January 2016
December 2015
November 2015
October 2015
September 2015
August 2015
July 2015
June 2015
May 2015
April 2015
March 2015
February 2015
January 2015
December 2014
November 2014
October 2014
September 2014
August 2014
July 2014
June 2014
May 2014
April 2014
March 2014
February 2014
January 2014
December 2013
November 2013
October 2013
September 2013
August 2013
July 2013
June 2013
May 2013
April 2013
March 2013
February 2013
January 2013
December 2012
November 2012
October 2012
September 2012
August 2012
July 2012
June 2012
May 2012
April 2012
March 2012
February 2012
January 2012
December 2011
November 2011
October 2011
September 2011
August 2011
July 2011
June 2011
May 2011
April 2011
March 2011
February 2011
January 2011
December 2010
November 2010
October 2010
September 2010
August 2010
July 2010
June 2010
May 2010
April 2010
March 2010
February 2010
January 2010
December 2009
November 2009
October 2009
September 2009
August 2009
July 2009
June 2009
May 2009
April 2009
March 2009
February 2009
January 2009
December 2008
November 2008
October 2008
September 2008
August 2008
July 2008
June 2008
May 2008
April 2008
March 2008
February 2008
January 2008
December 2007
November 2007
October 2007
September 2007
August 2007
July 2007
June 2007
May 2007
April 2007
March 2007
February 2007
January 2007
December 2006
November 2006
October 2006
September 2006
August 2006
July 2006
June 2006
May 2006
April 2006
March 2006
February 2006
January 2006
December 2005
April 2005
March 2005
February 2005
January 2005
December 2004
November 2004
October 2004

Blog*Spot Archives
November 2005
October 2005
September 2005
August 2005
July 2005
June 2005
May 2005

Syndication

RSS Feed 2.0
Comments RSS 2.0




Hosted by MCS SUBSCRIBE to Capitol Fax Advertise Here Mobile Version Contact Rich Miller