Governor Rauner has felt for quite some time that using two fingers to test which way the “wind blows” before speaking has served him well for these past 2-3 months
“I’ve got two things to say. 1) because Madigan 2) Rich Miller should ask permission before going on vacation. My staff was killin me last week without his updates and the opportunity to vent on the blog. I told Arizona Bob, I swear to God if you come into my office one more time!”
Governor, your pick:
1. Take responsibility for leading this Great State.
2. Fumble around, aimlessly, allowing the People to suffer and the Courts to decide in your stead.
3. Meet with leaders, tirelessly work together, find a way forward.
“Of all the commandments, which is the most important?”
“The most important one,” answered Jesus, “is this: ‘Hear, O Israel: The Lord our God, the Lord is one. Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind and with all your strength.’
The second is this: ‘Love your neighbor as yourself.’ There is no commandment greater than these.”
Governor Rauner pays tribute to Marcus Alonzo Hanna , in anticipation of his 178th birthday with his most memorable quote:
“There are two things that are important in politics. The first is money and I can’t remember what the second one is”.
The red checked cowboy shirt is for slumming with the proles, while events like this warrant my Brooks Brothers blazer. I learned how this game works at Dartmouth, and it’s never let me down.
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise! Surprise and fear… Fear and surprise… Our two weapons are fear and surprise… And ruthless efficiency… And an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.,,
There’s a 2% chance that Madigan will adopt the turnaround agenda, but if he does I’ll let him pass the tax increase he always wanted, just in time for the next election.
Governor Rauner declared, “Yessir, I’m in command! There’s just two things left unfunded: Human Services and the State Universities. I’m directing the Courts to finish sorting out this mess.”
“Did I underestimate the difficulty of governing?”
“Well, there’s two things I’ll say about that:
One, people like me don’t estimate difficulty, we wield Power. And two, Power-wielders like me don’t need to Govern; we just burn things down and bask in the glow.
They called him Brucie two time because he said everything two times….. I gotta go get Mike Madigan and the corrupt politicians he represents, politicians he represents.
I only have two plans: 1) Destroy unions and 2) Destroy the State of IL. That way only the poor will live here and there will be no more taxes because the poor, disabled and elderly won’t have two, yes, I said two pennies to rub together.
“I grow so weary of people questioning my two big issues this fall:
1. Right to Work local ordinances
2. Stickin’ it to Madigan
Why can’t they see I jus’ wanna govern this State effectively?”
“Two words describing the early success of my Administration?
Well, let’s see here…um…well, one might say ‘Laughable’ — yeah that’s a pretty good one. And…um…well, I’d have to say something like ‘Sad’ ….or maybe…’tragically sad’…wait, no, that’s three words. I’ll just go with ‘Sad.’”
- Reality Check - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:27 pm:
Church of the Almighty Dollar, Pastor Warbucks presiding.
- RetiredMailman - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:28 pm:
2,000 years ago, a Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says “Give me five beers, please”
- Tommydanger - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:28 pm:
I’ve got three items on my Turnaround agenda.
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:28 pm:
The Catholics have two Popes right now, I’ll wait to hear what Pope Benedict has to say…
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:29 pm:
I’m only going to fund two social services, and one won’t be Catholic Charities, so pick two others
- Anon. - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:29 pm:
“I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat. Not mine, of course.”
- Curious Georgina - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:30 pm:
RetiredMailman, that was great!
- Tommydanger - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:30 pm:
“I told Nimoy that this would be a lot easier.”
- HangingOn - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:31 pm:
Rauner’s response when asked how many times his wife has talked to him in the past month.
- Curious Georgina - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:32 pm:
Little bunny Foo Foo
Went hopping through the Statehouse
Scooping up the Speaker
And bopping him on the head.
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:32 pm:
Although Rauner pretends to be a Republican, he displayed the “Raunerite” way to signal two, giving away his true allegiance.
- Anonymous - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:32 pm:
Governor Rauner [pictured] moments after he said “step 1, cut a hole in the box.”
- A guy - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:32 pm:
When the little guy offers me this same gesture back, we’ll start getting somewhere.
- s2qs - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:33 pm:
“I know that some are calling me the worst Governor in Illinois history, but that’s not true. There were two worse than me.”
- A guy - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:34 pm:
This is how many comments OW will have up out of the first three. lol
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:34 pm:
Governor Rauner has felt for quite some time that using two fingers to test which way the “wind blows” before speaking has served him well for these past 2-3 months
- Bogey Golfer - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:34 pm:
I’m like Ringo. Don’t do autographs, just say “Peace.”
- The Captain - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:34 pm:
Whoops, sorry about the anonymous posting, not intentional.
- A guy - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:35 pm:
The number of chambers that need to become part of this process as well.
- Miffed - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:35 pm:
Daily Public Schedule: Monday, September 21, 2015
Governor Bruce Rauner has no public events scheduled for Monday, September 21, 2015.
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- Oswego Willy - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:35 pm:
“Governor, what envelope are you on… if those left to you by Governor Quinn?”
- pool boy - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:35 pm:
I don’t give two hoots about Madigan.
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:36 pm:
Governor Rauner, how many Caucuses do you own, outright?”
- A guy - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:36 pm:
The number of vacation weeks Rich Miller still has remaining until the next fiscal year.
- Mama - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:37 pm:
You have 2 seconds to ask questions, & my answers are blame Madigan.
- 35/Shields - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:37 pm:
I am warning you, with peace and love, turnaround or no services.
- Steve - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:37 pm:
Rauner : “I have a dream someday , Illinois government will have a workforce with only 2 family members on the payroll.”
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:38 pm:
“Governor, we’re heading to Portillo’s, how many Strawberry shakes you want for the ride back?”
- Cathartic - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:38 pm:
“Two Things Corrupt: Mike Madigan (and the legislators he controls), and…and…well, I guess that’s basically two right there.”
- HangingOn - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:39 pm:
“How many Republican GA Members does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to hold the bulb, the other to call me and ask if it’s ok to turn it.”
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:39 pm:
“I pick up the phone when two people call; Mr. Uhiline and Mr. Griffin, and yes, I call them both ‘Mister’… “
- Person 8 - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:40 pm:
I’m here to make a pitch on why you should ignore the second commandment! Clearly I’m the exception to this rule!
- crazybleedingheart - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:42 pm:
“Governor, how many years of your term are you willing to spend avoiding an FY16 budget?”
- Cathartic - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:42 pm:
“Friends…I give ‘em two months before they come around. By then we’ll have this state right where we wan’ ‘em.”
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:43 pm:
“Two Union members walk into a church… K?…. Two… “
- Honeybear - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:43 pm:
“I’ve got two things to say. 1) because Madigan 2) Rich Miller should ask permission before going on vacation. My staff was killin me last week without his updates and the opportunity to vent on the blog. I told Arizona Bob, I swear to God if you come into my office one more time!”
- VanillaMan - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:43 pm:
My administration will be this old in January.
- VanillaMan - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:44 pm:
Now, I simply put this up to my mouth and wag my tongue through them for full effect.
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:45 pm:
“I only care about two things; ready? Two… Destroying unions, lowering workers wages. The rest everyone else can worry about.”
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:46 pm:
“Me? I’d like to see only two branches of government; my branch and the judges I can control branch. K? Two branches…”
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:48 pm:
“I have a trash can van, and a Harley. I’m just like everyone.”
- Huh? - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:48 pm:
The number of minutes of thought I have put into solving the State budget problem.
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:49 pm:
“I called Arne Duncan and the Payton Prep bookstore.”
- Flynn's mom - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:50 pm:
I don’t give two hoots about the people of Illinois.But I love my nine houses!
- Cathartic - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:50 pm:
Governor, your pick:
1. Take responsibility for leading this Great State.
2. Fumble around, aimlessly, allowing the People to suffer and the Courts to decide in your stead.
3. Meet with leaders, tirelessly work together, find a way forward.
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:51 pm:
“People suffering? Two words; Don’t. Care.”
- Aldyth - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:52 pm:
How many are in the Holy Trinity, Governor?
- @MisterJayEm - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:52 pm:
- Flynn's mom - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:54 pm:
I have two words for the under served and marginalized in Illinois….HA HA!
- WETHEPEOPLE - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:54 pm:
I come in peace because I have also come to senses!
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:54 pm:
“I now do read the newspaper, specifically two outstanding journalists; John Kass, Kristen McQueary. They’re all I need.”
- Century Club - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:55 pm:
Governor Rauner blows the infamous “read between the lines” gesture.
- Century Club - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:55 pm:
So, Governor, how many branches of government should we get rid of?
- Rachell Maddow's Cat - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:56 pm:
Governor, what’s your favorite 3 Stooges move?
- Das Man - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:56 pm:
Governor Rauner pays tribute to Marcus Alonzo Hanna , in anticipation of his 178th birthday with his most memorable quote:
“There are two things that are important in politics. The first is money and I can’t remember what the second one is”.
- Cathartic - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:01 pm:
The Governor’s response to the question of whether he will: 1) Shake It, or, 2) Bake It.
- style - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:02 pm:
Governor, how many times have you worn a shirt that isn’t plaid to a downstate event?
- Quizzical - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:03 pm:
I didn’t make any verbal promises, but Rep. Dunkin knows V stands for a lucrative career in venture capital.
- AC - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:03 pm:
Executive and Judicial are the only two branches of government we need
- Anon221 - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:06 pm:
“Don’t make me ‘Turnaround’ the hand!”
- Norseman - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:06 pm:
I’ll let Jack Nicholson give a verbal caption:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VakU20APPdw
- Mittuns - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:07 pm:
Make leveraged buyouts, not war.
- AC - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:08 pm:
“Madigan has already denied me twice, he’ll deny me one more time before a corrupt judge seals my fate.” said Governor Rauner with great humility.
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:09 pm:
“I need two volunteers, two, to show what I mean when I say you don’t want a $&@#% problem… “
- Century Club - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:09 pm:
Guess how many apples I ate today?
- crazybleedingheart - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:10 pm:
== - Century Club - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:55 pm:
Governor Rauner blows the infamous “read between the lines” gesture. ==
Blows? You mean nails.
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:10 pm:
“My heroes? Donna Arduin and Scott Walker. That’s the list.”
- thunderspirit - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:11 pm:
Well done, Norseman.
- Mittuns - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:11 pm:
Pictured: Governor Rauner flashes the peace sign to onlooking state employees.
Not Pictured: Governor Rauner’s crossed fingers behind his back.
- AC - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:11 pm:
I hope Madigan produces a balanced budget with the unspent $2 remaining in GRF for FY16.
- Sam Weinberg - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:11 pm:
You see, I have two outfits.
The red checked cowboy shirt is for slumming with the proles, while events like this warrant my Brooks Brothers blazer. I learned how this game works at Dartmouth, and it’s never let me down.
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:12 pm:
“I like two unions, disbanded ones, and eliminated ones.”
- VanillaMan - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:12 pm:
I bought two political parties last year, ILGOP and a smaller one called BIGFLOP.
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:14 pm:
“Hey… Hey! Don Sandack, Don… That’s ‘two’, one more and I take you out… “
- Mittuns - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:15 pm:
I give Jeb two more months to put this primary race to bed, otherwise…
- Triple fat - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:15 pm:
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise! Surprise and fear… Fear and surprise… Our two weapons are fear and surprise… And ruthless efficiency… And an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.,,
- illini - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:16 pm:
Way too many good captions on this site so far - I will not even attempt to add any “snark” or appropriate and timely comments.
- Streator Curmudgeon - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:18 pm:
“That’s V for…winnnninng!”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:19 pm:
“I need two volunteers to be sawn in half. Do we have any reporters here?”
- Mittuns - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:20 pm:
For two easy payments of $10 million you, too, can purchase the Illinois Republican Party.
- Streator Curmudgeon - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:22 pm:
“How many genuine friends does Donald Trump have, Governor?”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:23 pm:
“For my first shadow puppet, I’ll do a bunny eating an apple.”
- AC - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:24 pm:
There’s a 2% chance that Madigan will adopt the turnaround agenda, but if he does I’ll let him pass the tax increase he always wanted, just in time for the next election.
- Streator Curmudgeon - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:24 pm:
“First finger, my way. Middle finger, the highway.”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:26 pm:
“Eye gouge for the next questioner who mocks me by droppin’ his G’s.”
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:28 pm:
“I have two prop dogs, Rover and the Gold One… “
- Streator Curmudgeon - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:28 pm:
“I have a bid of $2 for Madigan’s ear muffs. Do I hear $3?”
- JS Mill - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:29 pm:
“It takes two to tango….but I always lead when we’re dancing. Hehe got that? I ALWAYS lead.”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:30 pm:
“Ya got yer Old Testament, and yer, uh, less Old Testament.”
- Cathartic - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:30 pm:
Governor Rauner declared, “Yessir, I’m in command! There’s just two things left unfunded: Human Services and the State Universities. I’m directing the Courts to finish sorting out this mess.”
- VanillaMan - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:31 pm:
Get used to it - VEEP in 2017!
- AC - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:32 pm:
We’ll have to increase income taxes by 2% just to meet our legal mandates, and it’s all Madigan’s fault.
- Streator Curmudgeon - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:32 pm:
“Twice. I’d say he’s wearin’ his pants twice as high as last year.”
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:34 pm:
“That all being said… Now… Now we begin ‘Fire Madigan’… 2.0″
- Streator Curmudgeon - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:35 pm:
“Then I said to Churchill, ‘Why don’t you flash ‘em one of these as you’re going to your car?’ And he loved it. LOVED it!”
- VanillaMan - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:35 pm:
Most Illinoisans see me as a great big number two.
- Streator Curmudgeon - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:38 pm:
“I’ll have two Crispy Cremes. Yeah. The low-fat ones. I’m tryin’ to eat healthy.”
- Spaulding - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:38 pm:
Where’s my other thumb? You have two guesses.
- Streator Curmudgeon - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:39 pm:
VM at 2:35–That could be a winner!
- Liberty - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:40 pm:
Two bills, that is all I asked for was two bills or they would have trouble with me.
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:40 pm:
“I agree. Union members deserve two things. Bread. Water.”
- Cathartic - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:41 pm:
Rauner’s two Christmas wishes:
1. Something more fun to do
2. Ripley’s ‘How-To-Govern’ manual
- Georg Sande - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:42 pm:
Oh please, more Oswego Willy. He’s just SO funny and witty. No, really.
- Cathartic - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:48 pm:
“Well, I suppose that’s true. But I betcha two grand the poor don’t vote!”
- Gruntled University Employee - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:50 pm:
I’m Bruce Rauner, I put the Goober in Gubernatorial.
- Amalia - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:54 pm:
Peace be with you, no money included.
- Cathartic - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:55 pm:
“In Illinois!? Oh no, I’d say the two best in-state cash crops are House owls and State Museum artifacts.”
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:55 pm:
Oh - Georg Sande -, what would you do without me on your lawn?
“Caption?”
“Two judges have kept things afloat, so let’s have them stand up and be recognized… “
- ekim - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:59 pm:
How many ideas have I personally had since I was elected????
- bluecollargal - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 3:04 pm:
“Peace Out Man. Everybody needs to just chill. My money will buy you all love.”
- Cathartic - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 3:06 pm:
~~ “I agree. Union members deserve two things. Bread. Water.” ~~
Check that. They deserve scorn and busting. How else we gonna raise the standard of livin’ in this state?
- pool boy - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 3:13 pm:
UFOs, Bigfoot and Oswego Willy. Only two of these are real.
- Anonymous - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 3:17 pm:
WOW he showed up and displaying a piece sign what’s up with that he will not show up for anything else.
- Cathartic - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 3:17 pm:
“…so, seriously folks, I’ve committed no wrong. But I do have two sins of ommission to confess:”
1. Carin’
2. Governin’
- sal-says - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 3:18 pm:
“No. It’s twice the middle one for all my Union ‘friends’.
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 3:20 pm:
“I have two bugaboos; Republicans. Democrats.”
- Wensicia - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 3:23 pm:
“Illinois has two choices. Back my agenda or swim with the fishes.”
- Anonin' - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 3:24 pm:
Not 2 of heroes and mentors are out…Walker andPerry…will we left with Trump
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 3:31 pm:
“Orange whip? Orange Whip?”
- Cathartic - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 3:33 pm:
“Would I rather have:
1. a State Budget Deal?
2. a State left in ruin for an impossible agenda I didn’t even run on?
Two. Definitely Two.”
- downstate happy feet - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 3:37 pm:
” I need two Cub World Series Tickets.”
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 3:42 pm:
“I tell ya, golf courses and cemeteries are the biggest wastes of prime real estate”.
- Austin Blvd - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 3:46 pm:
My response to the Archbishop?
I say Peace onto you.
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 3:48 pm:
“Why is Gov. Walker dropping out? Money. Support. Other than that… “
- Adlai Fresh - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 3:50 pm:
“No sir, the British version requires you to twist your wrist 180 degrees.”
- Cathartic - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 3:52 pm:
“Did I underestimate the difficulty of governing?”
“Well, there’s two things I’ll say about that:
One, people like me don’t estimate difficulty, we wield Power. And two, Power-wielders like me don’t need to Govern; we just burn things down and bask in the glow.
- DuPage Don - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 3:54 pm:
FRAN SPIELMAN: Governor, how many more house Drmocrats do you think will not seek reelection?
- Waffle Fries - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 3:55 pm:
“Utah…get me two!”
someone will get it…
- Sheesh Hecuka Cupajava - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 4:01 pm:
#2termz
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 4:01 pm:
“I was told two things would make my first 6 months successful; a budget, and labor peace… “
- Christopher - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 4:09 pm:
Speaker Madigan and I are this tight!
- DuPage Bard - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 4:10 pm:
They called him Brucie two time because he said everything two times….. I gotta go get Mike Madigan and the corrupt politicians he represents, politicians he represents.
- walker - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 4:11 pm:
“We’re half way to our big “W.”
- Where's the money? - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 4:21 pm:
I only have two plans: 1) Destroy unions and 2) Destroy the State of IL. That way only the poor will live here and there will be no more taxes because the poor, disabled and elderly won’t have two, yes, I said two pennies to rub together.
- Streator Curmudgeon - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 4:21 pm:
“And that’s my version of ‘I’m a Little Tea Pot.’”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 4:26 pm:
“America’s Got Talent? I was so impressed with that Profession Regurgitator, I voted for him twice!”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 4:28 pm:
“Two spoons of Nestle’s Quick in my milk in the morning. Next question?”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 4:30 pm:
“Two fender benders so far. Diana’s making me wear a crash helmet when I ride in the limo.”
- 47th Ward - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 4:30 pm:
Scout’s honor? Just kidding, I don’t have any honor.
- Cathartic - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 4:31 pm:
“I grow so weary of people questioning my two big issues this fall:
1. Right to Work local ordinances
2. Stickin’ it to Madigan
Why can’t they see I jus’ wanna govern this State effectively?”
- Dog - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 4:34 pm:
There are two rules when in comes to details. First never give out all the information…….
- RD55 - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 4:42 pm:
Scouts honor, I care deeply for all the people of this state.
What? My fingers are suppose to be together!? Oh, I guess it doesn’t count then. Next question!
- Slippin' Jimmy - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 4:44 pm:
My, I mean,the Comptroller says I won’t need a budget for at least two (2) years, sooo…..
- How Ironic - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 4:44 pm:
Two words on the churches thoughts on my treatment of social providers? “Jesus weeps?”
- Vote Quimby! - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 4:49 pm:
Peace to all….except those who disagree with me.
- Cathartic - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 4:52 pm:
“Two words describing the early success of my Administration?
Well, let’s see here…um…well, one might say ‘Laughable’ — yeah that’s a pretty good one. And…um…well, I’d have to say something like ‘Sad’ ….or maybe…’tragically sad’…wait, no, that’s three words. I’ll just go with ‘Sad.’”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 5:06 pm:
“I only need two little things before I’ll go to the bargaining table: a throne and a crown.”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 5:10 pm:
“Two ways to pronounce that, pal. You say wiener and I say winner.”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 5:12 pm:
“My plan for world domination? First I bust all the unions, and second, I open a chain of payday loan stores.”
- been there - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 5:18 pm:
As Archbishop of Capitalism, I make these victorious pronouncements.
- Southside Markie - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 5:42 pm:
OK, for those of you who didn’t hear, the question was how many millions will my investments earn me while I’m making this speech.
- Anonymous - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 5:50 pm:
Veto
- walker - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 5:54 pm:
“First I wanted to be like Scott Walker. Second was Trump. Now I guess I will go with Mitch Daniels. At least he’s in no position to embarrass me.”
- anonlurker - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 5:59 pm:
@Tommydanger 1:30
To which Nimoy replied, “Been long an imposter?”
- ash - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 6:49 pm:
two weeks vacation — in NY.
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 6:54 pm:
- Waffle Fries -
Vaya con Dios
- Woodstock willy - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 8:17 pm:
Scott Walker and I stand together !
- Property of IDOC - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 9:04 pm:
OW @ 1:51 pm
Perfect
- Anonymous - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 9:20 pm:
Shadow puppet master at work
- Huh? - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 9:26 pm:
2 - 2 mints in one
- AC - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 10:00 pm:
I got 2 turntables and a microphone
- Jorge - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 10:17 pm:
You forgot the unemployment line Woodstock. Shame on you for not networking the proper way.
- Anonymous - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 10:49 pm:
“I have this many billions.”
- A Citizen - Tuesday, Sep 22, 15 @ 12:27 am:
Please limit ow to two postings per day,
- Percival - Tuesday, Sep 22, 15 @ 12:30 am:
I’m special - I get two little lights to shine.
- Anonymous - Tuesday, Sep 22, 15 @ 7:47 am:
Goldberg’s gone.in two months