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Thursday, Mar 10, 2016 - Posted by Rich Miller

* Chew on this partial mailer while I upload ads and mailers for subscribers…

And while I know it will be difficult, please abide by this blog’s commenting rules which forbid violent imagery. You don’t wanna get banned for this guy.

       

95 Comments
  1. - Anon221 - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 9:09 am:

    Got this in the mail yesterday and was shocked at the imagery. File 13ed. You need to show the other side with the family pic, Rich.


  2. - Oswego Willy - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 9:09 am:

    “Lighten up, Francis… “


  3. - thunderspirit - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 9:10 am:

    Pro-life. Unless I happen to be shooting at you.


  4. - Oswego Willy - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 9:11 am:

    “Yes, away from the camera… thank you.”


  5. - Rich Miller - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 9:12 am:

    ===You need to show the other side with the family pic===

    capitolfax@gmail.com

    Dig it out of the garbage and send images of both sides please. Thanks!


  6. - Apacolypse - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 9:12 am:

    Yes, more evidence there are loons on both side of the aisle.


  7. - anon - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 9:13 am:

    Out of the sand and up its own arse.


  8. - hisgirlfriday - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 9:13 am:

    Just in case you don’t already automatically recoil from Carhartt candidates…


  9. - Stones - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 9:14 am:

    You have to love the imagery on this piece along with the family values statement. Sort of checks all the boxes LOL!


  10. - Roger - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 9:14 am:

    He shows himself shooting a pistol and every ones offended. But he stands for what everyone wants. Too many political want to be correct people.


  11. - Oswego Willy - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 9:14 am:

    “We should try one without the hat… see, much softer… “


  12. - Mouthy - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 9:14 am:

    Always wondered what the Sandman looked liked…


  13. - Oswego Willy - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 9:17 am:

    “I know its lighter, it’s not loaded, it’s a photoshoot… “


  14. - Barrett's Privateer - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 9:17 am:

    Season 9 of 24, starting Ethan Vandersand as Jack Bauer


  15. - JS Mill - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 9:18 am:

    “VanderSand: Mouth breather for Congress”


  16. - GraduatedCollegeStudent - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 9:18 am:

    “A chicken in every pot and a gun in every holster.”


  17. - 47th Ward - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 9:18 am:

    Vandersand goes full Vandermyde.


  18. - The Muse - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 9:18 am:

    “And Rodney Davis made fun of my guns. He said they’re little. Look at these guns. Do they look little to you?”


  19. - siriusly - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 9:19 am:

    I am not offended by the image but I think it’s weird that a candidate would spend all that money mailing out a picture where you can only see half his face.

    just so strange


  20. - In the Middle - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 9:21 am:

    “I can fire a gun… and I’m a family guy, too. Now vote for me!”


  21. - JS Mill - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 9:21 am:

    @Roger- No, it isn’t political correctness. He is a fool. If he was running for sharpshooter the gun would make sense, he is running for congress.

    Surgery will help you breath through your nose by the way.


  22. - former southerner - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 9:21 am:

    Over the top gun activists beware of your children:

    http://www.cnn.com/2016/03/09/us/gun-activist-shot-florida/index.html


  23. - Anon221 - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 9:21 am:

    Rich- I’ll have to tape it back together first, but I’ll send it to you on my gmail in a bit.


  24. - AC - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 9:21 am:

    A lucky shot at the unlucky 13th.


  25. - Keyrock - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 9:22 am:

    Looks like he has small hands.


  26. - Huh? - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 9:23 am:

    At least he is pro gun control - Using 2 hands. /s


  27. - In the Middle - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 9:23 am:

    JS Mill, 9:21… so true!


  28. - Demoralized - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 9:23 am:

    “I’ll hold Congress hostage!”


  29. - estubborn - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 9:26 am:

    Points for using an American-made pistol. But is he trying to tell us something with that .45?


  30. - Oswego Willy - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 9:28 am:

    - Roger -

    With respect,

    How many mailers have you seen like this?

    It’s not that anyone is pro or anti, for me.., it’s that it’s an anomaly.


  31. - MSIX - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 9:29 am:

    ==But he stands for what everyone wants.==

    Everyone? Um, not so much.


  32. - wordslinger - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 9:30 am:

    International Man of Ditzery.


  33. - Rabid - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 9:30 am:

    Tiny hands big gun


  34. - Anonymous - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 9:30 am:

    “BANG, BANG,BANG,BANG-BANG……Gothcha!”

    Off camera. “Um, I think this will work better without the sound effects, sir….”


  35. - 360 Degree Turnaround - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 9:32 am:

    I’d like to know what it means to be “pro-family values”? Does he have thanksgiving at his house every year? Does he get everyone a Christmas present?


  36. - Michelle Flaherty - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 9:32 am:

    There’s no bald eagle on his shoulder.
    Why does he hate America?


  37. - sal-says - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 9:33 am:

    The ‘violent imagery’ is IN the mailer.

    Very scary, but seems to be what a lot of the public is eating up nowadays.


  38. - Oswego Willy - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 9:33 am:

    “I have an idea that might get people’s attention. Picture this… “


  39. - Agricola - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 9:35 am:

    ==There’s no bald eagle on his shoulder.
    Why does he hate America? ==

    That is perfect!


  40. - 360 Degree Turnaround - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 9:36 am:

    I’d like to know what he is shooting at? Wouldn’t that help people make an informed decision about supporting or opposing him? What if he is shooting a kitty.


  41. - Big Joe - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 9:36 am:

    Might as well be voting for John Rambo for state rep. Sheesh, what a nutty mailer.


  42. - Honeybear - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 9:37 am:

    To quote the Frisco kid, “You going to shoot guns at me?” (said in a the heavy accent of a Polish Rabbi)


  43. - Fusion - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 9:37 am:

    These “constitutional” conservatives are such comedians. As if they know anything about the constitution other than the 2nd amendment. Please.


  44. - Dance Band on the Titanic - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 9:38 am:

    “I’m running for Congress. Run for your life.”


  45. - Oswego Willy - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 9:40 am:

    - Honeybear -!

    “The Frisco Kid” - Gene Wilder and… wait for it… Harrison Ford.

    Yikes, comedy of its time!


  46. - JS Mill - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 9:43 am:

    =I’d like to know what it means to be “pro-family values”?=

    I think it means he shops at the Family Dollar store and gets good “values”? /s

    OW, Honeybear- The Frisco kid!! It was on cable this past weekend. An all time great!


  47. - Dee Lay - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 9:44 am:

    Carhartt? Check.
    Holding a firearm oddly, perhaps wrongly? Check.
    Subtle American flag? Check

    Yep, this has it all.


  48. - JS Mill - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 9:44 am:

    @Michelle Falherty- No 10 Commandments either. I would vote for him but he obviously hates God and America.


  49. - Rollo Tomasi - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 9:45 am:

    Rauner’s PAC is supplying free targets too! They are a companion this add. They are silhouettes of the Speaker. Of course Bruce says that’s just our imagination.


  50. - Wensicia - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 9:47 am:

    Paid for by NRAPAC.


  51. - Anonymous - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 9:47 am:

    If I was running against him, I would use the exact same photo. Insert one of those cartoon bubbles that say, “Bang!” like in those old Looney Tunes cartoons. And write: Don’t kid yourself, don’t vote for this joke.


  52. - Whoops - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 9:48 am:

    The one I got had the postage stamp over the Rodney Davis F rating. Lol!!!

    Seriously, I know Davis is fine this primary season but if any Republican ever wants to get the DCCC to go after the 13th again, vote for Vandersand.


  53. - Oswego Willy - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 9:48 am:

    - JS Mill -, oh, I usually catch it a 1 am, with commercials. Fun stuff.

    - Anonymous - also made me think of another gem “Evil Roy Slade” - John Astin, and holding a book…

    “Why am I goin’ Pow-Pow? Cause this ain’t goin’ Pow-Pow”

    Same era, tough to choose between them.

    “Caption?”

    “But a dull finish won’t have the sun reflecting, that’s what will really make this stand out… “


  54. - Huh? - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 9:51 am:

    He pulls the trigger and a flag pops out of the barrel that reads “bang”


  55. - @MisterJayEm - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 9:53 am:

    “God put this on my heart. God has made it very clear to me that this is His plan. God has not promised me any results, nor has He revealed what the purpose is for this.” http://www.ethan2016.com/why-am-i-running-.html

    Good Lord.

    – MrJM


  56. - Nick Name - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 9:53 am:

    The crashing and burning of the Republican Party — in Illinois and across the nation — is a spectacular thing to watch.


  57. - Rabid - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 10:00 am:

    Martian hunter


  58. - Rhino Slider - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 10:03 am:

    $50 for artwork. $875 for mailing, $250,000 in free advertising.


  59. - Tough Guy - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 10:15 am:

    Guns are a big deal throughout this district and candidates alway try to prove who is the most gun friendly and pro 2nd amendment. Not saying it is right or wrong but just a fact in central Illinois. This will appeal to a certain segment believe it or not. I’ve seen a couple signs in yards for this guy.


  60. - The Dude Abides - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 10:16 am:

    When it comes to defending the interests of the people in his District, Vandersand is always on target.


  61. - GOP Extremist - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 10:17 am:

    It’s it just me or are his hands really tiny?


  62. - MikeMacD - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 10:20 am:

    “Although proper clothing for the big interview is essential, one shouldn’t neglect accessorizing for that little extra touch.”


  63. - Ghost - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 10:21 am:

    you gotta ask yourself “Do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya, punk?”


  64. - Pot calling kettle - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 10:21 am:

    Yikes! Brought this to mind: http://history.house.gov/Oral-History/Events/1954-Shooting/


  65. - Huh? - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 10:26 am:

    What is wrong with this picture if you are practicing safe target shooting?

    No eye protection.
    No hearing protection.


  66. - titan - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 10:26 am:

    There’s a bit of a double entendre there that cuts against the typical “pro-family values” candidate image


  67. - JS Mill - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 10:36 am:

    @Tough Guy- I live in central Illinois, I have my CCL, I hunt extensively and own a number of hand guns and long guns.

    He looks like a fool to me. I don’t need to be pandered to on “emotional” issues, maybe that is the difference.

    BTW- since when do politicians have values of any kind? /s


  68. - Anon221 - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 10:37 am:

    Rich- did the flipside on this card come through to you on email?


  69. - Jocko - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 10:37 am:

    Does the other half of the mailer have Chuck Norris giving a roundhouse kick of a member of ISIS?


  70. - ChrisB - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 10:38 am:

    It looks like he’s aiming at the Constitution. I can’t imagine that’s what he uses for target practice.


  71. - Stuff Happens - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 10:41 am:

    I’d be angry too if congress’s collective heads were up some body part of mine.

    That is what the caption is implying, right?


  72. - VanillaMan - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 10:46 am:

    It is a really bad slogan.
    If your name ends in the word “sand”, and you want voters to remember that - you don’t start by telling them that you believe Congress should get out of it.

    Don’t get trapped in the Vandersand!

    Then the photo - half his face is covered? Unless you are robbing a Western Union bank rail car on a horse, you uncover your face!

    The image doesn’t work because it doesn’t show anything other than aggression. You can support the Second Amendment, and favor gun safety - right?

    A smile, a pair of ear protectors, wearing amber protective eyewear, and looking like you are having fun target practicing would have been a far better photo. Posing with your kids unarmed, at a target range wearing target practice gear would have gotten the point across too.

    The emotions this photo evoke don’t help a candidate. While it is an emotional one, a campaign flier should be evoking a positive emotion, not this.

    Really bad all around.


  73. - @MisterJayEm - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 10:52 am:

    I looked through Ethan’s website but couldn’t find any mention of his military service. http://www.ethan2016.com/about-1.html

    It does say he graduated from high school in 1997 and from college in 2002.

    Surely this “Pro 2nd Amendment” proponent of “Strong National Defense” and “Secure Borders” rushed to his nearest recruiter after 911, right?

    I mean, no one would make big talk about national defense and strike tough-guy poses his gun if he’d passed on his opportunity to wear the uniform and take up arms when our nation was attacked, right?

    Right?

    Surly, I musta missed something…

    – MrJM


  74. - siriusly - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 10:54 am:

    If you like my campaign mailers you should tune in to my Internet radio show every night 9 - 11 ish.


  75. - X-prof - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 10:58 am:

    Happiness is a warm gun (bang bang shoot shoot).


  76. - Twice Baked - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 11:12 am:

    This cat makes Rodney Davis look attractive. Those are words I have never before put together in a sentence.


  77. - Jake From Elwood - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 11:12 am:

    Do you think the Carhartt was intentional?
    He is literally taking aim at the work “constitutional”.
    Did no one edit this ad before it went to press?


  78. - Payback - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 11:12 am:

    Has a beard like most of the IGOLD mob. But full grey Duck Dynasty beard and a few extra pounds are necessary to capture the ISRA vote demographic.

    Has Richard Pearson invited him to carry the banner at IGOLD? Heard that’s quite competitive nowdays. Sort of like how close the pols got to walk next to Mayor Daley in the old day St. Patrick’s Day parade downtown.


  79. - Hedley Lamarr - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 11:18 am:

    “If it flys, it dies.”


  80. - Ahoy! - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 11:19 am:

    I’m sure god told him to put that mailer together, it’s totally ordained.


  81. - X-prof - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 11:23 am:

    If this helps him beat Rodney D, we might have a real race in the 13th for a change. Could be fun.

    BTW, why is SAND highlighted in red?


  82. - Rabid - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 11:29 am:

    Sand trap shooting


  83. - Rabid - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 11:32 am:

    Get your head out of the sand and get in the van


  84. - GraduatedCollegeStudent - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 11:39 am:

    “The only thing we have to fear is…um, this is going to take awhile, you might want to pull up a chair.”


  85. - Ace Laredo - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 11:43 am:

    In a topic with a bevy of great observations and comments, this is my favorite:

    siriusly - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 9:19 am:

    I am not offended by the image but I think it’s weird that a candidate would spend all that money mailing out a picture where you can only see half his face.

    just so strange


  86. - Ghost - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 12:39 pm:

    OW keep your eyes on the tuchus…..


  87. - Qui Tam - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 12:52 pm:

    “Our hero to shoot, pollute, and swindle us back to greatness!”


  88. - Qui Tam - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 12:55 pm:

    Is the “Congress’s Head” reference aimed at Paul Ryan or Mitch McConnell?


  89. - Oswego Willy - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 1:00 pm:

    Well played - Ghost -, lol.

    “Caption?”

    “Do I look calm enough?”


  90. - Rabid - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 1:22 pm:

    Hold still mr Goldberg I’ll put your cigarette out


  91. - Mama - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 1:57 pm:

    People who vote for my opponent are used for target practice. /s


  92. - Huh? - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 2:41 pm:

    I have a bunch of red meat, tea bag party platitudes on a post card, not sure what they all mean. I’m holding a gun that I don’t know how to shoot. I’ve got an awkward saying that some how meshes with my last name.

    Vote for me because I want a ghost payroll job that nobody can arrest me for when I don’t show up for work. I will say I was on a fact finding trip to the Bahamas or was in the district helping constituents.

    I am a good guy. So vote for me, I deserve it.


  93. - Rabid - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 4:47 pm:

    Wild eyed pistol waver


  94. - FormerParatrooper - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 5:01 pm:

    I am retired US Army, firearm owner/collector, CCW holder and ardent supporter of common sense, responsible firearm ownership. And looking at this mailer does not make want to vote for him. It does not even make me want to look at his platform. He earned a NO GO on this one.


  95. - Rabid - Thursday, Mar 10, 16 @ 6:11 pm:

    Problem solver


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