Is there a way to abbreviate the links such as the one from Anon221? These excessively long web addresses make reading comments on my iPhone difficult to read and inconvenient to constantly sideways - scroll whether I wish to click the link or not.
If anyone can give me the tools to make a hyperlink, I’ll do that in the future. Right now I have no way of knowing how long some of these turn out to be once I paste them into the comment box. I apologize for messing up the view.
- RNUG - Monday, May 16, 16 @ 2:18 pm:
Sounds like someone is trying to impose a dress code.
Remember when there was an order that men had to wear ties. One person wore his tie hanging over his belt buckle.
- Oswego Willy - Monday, May 16, 16 @ 2:18 pm:
Rauner Prep High School…
Now…
Somewhere, khakis are required and “whatever”
#MillinealProblems
- @MisterJayEm - Monday, May 16, 16 @ 2:19 pm:
“Quos Deus vult perdere, prius dementat”
– MrJM
- Dave Dahl - Monday, May 16, 16 @ 2:19 pm:
… something something … “adult Toughskins” … something something …
- Oswego Willy - Monday, May 16, 16 @ 2:20 pm:
Or the Rauner YMCA has an odd way to promote working out.
Or the Rauner Library frowns upon the riff-raff wearin’ jeans and a denim shirt, even if it has a leather vest over the shirt.
Or…
- Oswego Willy - Monday, May 16, 16 @ 2:23 pm:
“You wear khakis?”
“It’s the required uniform”
“Khakis”
“(unflattering phrase)”
The Rauner Breakfast Club
- JS Mill - Monday, May 16, 16 @ 2:23 pm:
“I haven’t worn khakis since Rauner, and now I have to wear them to work everyday.”
“Unless I wear a Harley vest”
- Saluki - Monday, May 16, 16 @ 2:23 pm:
I don’t speak Millennial.
- Northsider - Monday, May 16, 16 @ 2:23 pm:
Such is life on the overnight shift at State Farm…
- Oswego Willy - Monday, May 16, 16 @ 2:24 pm:
“It states clearly in the Raunerbot Handbook… ‘Pants. Should be khaki in style and acceptable color’… “
- Almost the Weekend - Monday, May 16, 16 @ 2:25 pm:
Bruce Rauner employing people in a state that needs reform and a turnaround agenda to survive.
2. And AFSCME thinks they have it bad
- Huh? - Monday, May 16, 16 @ 2:26 pm:
“Quos Deus vult perdere, prius dementat”
“those whom a god wishes to destroy he first drives mad”
I hate it when I have to learn something new or have to use the Latin translator to read CapFax
- What the What - Monday, May 16, 16 @ 2:27 pm:
Even armed with a diploma from Rauner Prep, the best one can hope for in this godforsaken Illinois economy is a job folding shirts at the Gap.
- AC - Monday, May 16, 16 @ 2:28 pm:
Rauner bought all the Carhartt and the motorcycle gear, the only things left are khakis and parachute pants.
- Oswego Willy - Monday, May 16, 16 @ 2:30 pm:
“Can you come back later I got a meeting with the Bobs in five minutes”
- Anon221 - Monday, May 16, 16 @ 2:31 pm:
THE dress code: http://raunercollegeprep.noblenetwork.org/sites/raunercollegeprep.noblenetwork.org/files/images/dress_code_requirements_16.17_0.pdf
- Oswego Willy - Monday, May 16, 16 @ 2:33 pm:
Welp, being a cargo short, sandal wearing, vintage shirt and knit skull cap owning person…
I feel the pain
#FightTheMan
- Oswego Willy - Monday, May 16, 16 @ 2:34 pm:
“Khakis? Ok. Fine. Do I have to wear shoes?”
- Oswego Willy - Monday, May 16, 16 @ 2:35 pm:
Khakis? Where is she going to hide her tater-tots?
- 47th Ward - Monday, May 16, 16 @ 2:43 pm:
And what am I supposed to do with all of these ties now?
- BBG Watch - Monday, May 16, 16 @ 2:49 pm:
And on top of that, they’re required to be unpressed and topped with a Carhartt!
- Chungas revenge - Monday, May 16, 16 @ 2:54 pm:
I think the rough translation of this is “I am a Chicago high school graduate who has never learned sentence structure”
- CapnCrunch - Monday, May 16, 16 @ 2:55 pm:
Are you now a member of the Univ of Michigan football coaching staff?
- 47th Ward - Monday, May 16, 16 @ 2:56 pm:
Yes, well Rauner hasn’t worn a green tuxedo since Dartmouth.
- Dave Dahl - Monday, May 16, 16 @ 2:58 pm:
@ Anon221 231pm
I declare Apostrophe Catastrophe on that dress code!
- 47th Ward - Monday, May 16, 16 @ 2:59 pm:
I’ll take First World Problems for $800 please.
- Kippax Blue - Monday, May 16, 16 @ 3:03 pm:
Is there a way to abbreviate the links such as the one from Anon221? These excessively long web addresses make reading comments on my iPhone difficult to read and inconvenient to constantly sideways - scroll whether I wish to click the link or not.
- Anon221 - Monday, May 16, 16 @ 3:07 pm:
If anyone can give me the tools to make a hyperlink, I’ll do that in the future. Right now I have no way of knowing how long some of these turn out to be once I paste them into the comment box. I apologize for messing up the view.
- Kippax Blue - Monday, May 16, 16 @ 3:11 pm:
To be fair, 221, not trying to pick on your post–it’s every time there is a link like that… It just the first time I ask about a remedy. Cheers.
- @MisterJayEm - Monday, May 16, 16 @ 3:12 pm:
Anon221,
One of the simplest is https://tinyurl.com/
– MrJM
- Rabid - Monday, May 16, 16 @ 3:12 pm:
The national guard is gearing up to take over
- A guy - Monday, May 16, 16 @ 3:16 pm:
My guess is that she’s a swimmer, or some other vocation requiring no pants.
- 47th Ward - Monday, May 16, 16 @ 3:22 pm:
And Newt Minnow thought television was a vast wasteland. Somebody ought to wake him up and ask him what he thinks of Twitter.
- Mama - Monday, May 16, 16 @ 3:25 pm:
Who cares what one wears as long as it is respectable?
- Pot calling kettle - Monday, May 16, 16 @ 3:33 pm:
“The only place I can get a job is at a big box retail store.”
- Rabid - Monday, May 16, 16 @ 3:34 pm:
No dresses in the men’s room?
- Rabid - Monday, May 16, 16 @ 4:22 pm:
No school funding I do landscaping now
- Wensicia - Monday, May 16, 16 @ 4:29 pm:
Did Rauner demote one of his Superstars?
- Boone's is Back - Monday, May 16, 16 @ 4:35 pm:
Could be worse. I hear the students at Dorothy Brown Prep have to pay $5 every day they want to wear their jeans…
- Rabid - Monday, May 16, 16 @ 4:37 pm:
It’s Diane having to wear the pants in the family
- Anon221 - Monday, May 16, 16 @ 5:02 pm:
Thanks MrJM! I’ve got it bookmarked now.
- Anonymous - Monday, May 16, 16 @ 5:07 pm:
Its Jake. From state farm.