Vote for me because I have a famous last name. I want to ride the coattails of my uncles Ted and John and my dad Bobby. I’ll even talk with a funny accent.
- View from the Cheap Seats - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 1:19 pm:
All the belly aching about a rich GOP governor and the Dems go and rectruit their one Billionaire.
Im getting a short All-American baseball haircut before we shoot campaign commercials or make campaign appearances so i will look businesslike and conservative.
- Filmmaker Professor - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 1:37 pm:
“Trust me. I’m the guy who hired Michael Hogan as President of the U of I.” (for those of you who don’t follow the U of I, Google Michael Hogan. then laugh. then throw up.)
- The Old Professor - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 2:16 pm:
When I was Chair of the UI Board of Trustees, I said that I didn’t care about what happened to a demoted Administrator (Lisa Troyer), because “as a faculty member, her reporting line would go through a department head, dean, provost and chancellor first. We don’t want to get involved in something six levels deep into the university,” That is, until they got involved with Salaita.
- So... - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 11:44 am:
Chris Kennedy: He’ll take a bite out of Springfield.
- Vote Quimby! - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 11:45 am:
“Do you remember the Sixties? Vote for me!”
- Ron Burgundy - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 11:46 am:
Hey, weren’t you Christopher Reeve’s real Dad in the Superman movie?
- DuPage Saint - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 11:47 am:
Hey I am entitled too
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 11:48 am:
“I’m like Rauner, but with a heart and conscious… “
- So... - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 11:50 am:
Vote for Kennedy! The only thing bigger than his dental bills is his heart.
- titan - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 11:51 am:
Bill Daley and William Kelly can’t be the only campaign teasers around
- Huh? - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 11:53 am:
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
- Lucky Pierre - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 11:53 am:
“I am Chris Kennedy and I approve this mullet.”
- LizPhairTax - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 11:53 am:
Not a Springfield Incisor!
- No. 9 - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 11:53 am:
Have you met my 3 sons, Alvin, Simon and Theodore?
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 11:54 am:
“I have a social agenda, I care about people”
- Lucky Pierre - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 11:55 am:
The voters say they want Santa Claus, well the best I can do is the Easter Bunny!
- Anonymous - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 11:55 am:
I thought a Kennedy could afford anything.
- Precinct Captain - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 11:55 am:
“It’s all in the floss.”
- Earnest - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 11:56 am:
Combining the spirit of a Kennedy with the smile of a Jimmy Carter.
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 11:56 am:
“It’s been ‘fun’ watching Bruce thru the years social climbing at the cost of other people and their careers, but… “
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 11:57 am:
“Diana Rauner just sent me a check, but… I’m not gonna cash it… no… no, I’m going to save it… “
- So... - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 11:59 am:
Vote Kennedy! He’s got a pension reform plan based on the tooth fairy model.
- LizPhairTax - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 12:00 pm:
Send Kenilworth to clean up Winnetka’s mess!
- Reality Check - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 12:01 pm:
Why yes, I would vote for a fat old chipmunk against Bruce Rauner.
- Judgment Day - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 12:01 pm:
If I’m elected, I’ll cut costs by decorating the Governor’s office with old Illinois license plates….”
- enoughalready - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 12:01 pm:
“Four years of Rauner will be enough. Vote for me and my RunAground Agenda - it will set Illinois on a new course.”
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 12:03 pm:
“I wanted that Bruce for all the unexpected Labor support, wow… “
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 12:05 pm:
===“I want to thank Bruce for all the unexpected Labor support, wow… “====
Ugh.
“Who is the Evelyn woman and why is she looking to be hired… hired for what?
- Michelle Flaherty - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 12:05 pm:
Making mullets great again.
He just won Forby’s district with 101 percent of the vote.
- Anonymous - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 12:06 pm:
“Because if there’s one thing we all know voters want right now, it’s a family made of career politicians”
- phocion - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 12:06 pm:
“Eh….what’s up, Doc?”
- Amalia - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 12:08 pm:
we still believe in the Chicago Skakel vote.
- Ghost - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 12:13 pm:
crest whitening strips, they work!
- Lenny Bruce - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 12:16 pm:
Clint Howard can play me in the Hollywood version…
- 47th Ward - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 12:21 pm:
He also loves his dogs…
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/9d/a9/4f/9da94f23cf515febd64faaf17b4b08a2.jpg
- Downstate Dem - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 12:27 pm:
“I’m on my way to the Gallatin County Fairgrounds to present my agricultural policy … Should I wear my Brooks Brothers suit or overalls?”
- JustRight - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 12:30 pm:
“I say we move the State Capital, maybe to Flossmoor?”
- OurMagician - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 12:41 pm:
“Ask not what your state can do for you, ask if your state can pay their bills.”
- Stones - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 12:50 pm:
“I’m saying cheeeeze!”
- A guy - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 12:51 pm:
I’m from the cautious side of the family that doesn’t view silly risks as alluring.
- siriusly - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 12:52 pm:
People say I am toothless. I am not toothless. And if I find the man who is calling me toothless, I shall destroy him.
- DuPage Don - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 12:52 pm:
“I’m a Yankee Doodle, born on the 4th of July, in Boston, MA”
^a slogan and all factually accurate.
- 4 percent - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 12:53 pm:
I’m not only the Hair Club president, I’m also a client!
Pearl Drops…See the Whiteness. Feel the Shine.
- siriusly - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 12:53 pm:
I forgot to add quotation marks, sorry. It is a quote.
- DuPage Don - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 12:53 pm:
^* Yankee Doodle Dandy
- Rich Miller - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 12:57 pm:
Moving to Montana soon…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ialhaxhr7iA
- Rabid - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 1:00 pm:
Major disappointment said there’s a superstar general disorder in the mansion
- Allknowingmasterofraccoondom - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 1:07 pm:
Brusha Brusha Brusha, it’s a new ipana!
- A Jack - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 1:07 pm:
“My wife just said I could run for Governor.”
- Harry - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 1:09 pm:
“Vote for me because I’m a Kennedy and I want it.”
- A Jack - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 1:09 pm:
“Rauner’s wife just donated a million dollars to my campaign.”
- pool boy - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 1:14 pm:
Do you really like me, Wally?
- frisbee - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 1:15 pm:
“Kennedy, just as much an Illinois name as Lincoln, Daley, and Obama…”
- Huh? - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 1:19 pm:
Vote for me because I have a famous last name. I want to ride the coattails of my uncles Ted and John and my dad Bobby. I’ll even talk with a funny accent.
- View from the Cheap Seats - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 1:19 pm:
All the belly aching about a rich GOP governor and the Dems go and rectruit their one Billionaire.
- AlfondoGonz - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 1:20 pm:
“I might not have the face or the brains, but I’ve got the name!”
- @MisterJayEm - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 1:23 pm:
Chris Kennedy: Not Bruce Rauner. Not Pat Quinn.
– MrJM
- Former hillrod - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 1:27 pm:
Didn’t this guy play a rat in a Harry Potter movie?
- C - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 1:28 pm:
Governor Christopher Kennedy
- Lovie - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 1:31 pm:
I think I just saw a wabbit.
- Team Warwick - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 1:32 pm:
Im getting a short All-American baseball haircut before we shoot campaign commercials or make campaign appearances so i will look businesslike and conservative.
- Rabid - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 1:35 pm:
Cape cod vs. caped crusader
- Filmmaker Professor - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 1:37 pm:
“Trust me. I’m the guy who hired Michael Hogan as President of the U of I.” (for those of you who don’t follow the U of I, Google Michael Hogan. then laugh. then throw up.)
- Anonymous - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 1:41 pm:
Do it or shut up.
- Michelle Flaherty - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 1:42 pm:
See, Garry Shandling’s still alive
- Rabid - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 1:45 pm:
Goldberg remover
- Ryan - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 2:09 pm:
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
- Honeybear - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 2:15 pm:
Dear God, and you guys get on me for supporting cussing the Governor and you’re gonna say this stuff about his teeth. As they say here,
“You all is petty”
- Honeybear - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 2:15 pm:
petty and extra
- The Old Professor - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 2:16 pm:
When I was Chair of the UI Board of Trustees, I said that I didn’t care about what happened to a demoted Administrator (Lisa Troyer), because “as a faculty member, her reporting line would go through a department head, dean, provost and chancellor first. We don’t want to get involved in something six levels deep into the university,” That is, until they got involved with Salaita.
- Rabid - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 2:17 pm:
I can run better than the govenor can
- Loop Lady - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 2:20 pm:
Too bad he’s not running in WI…the badger state…
- Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 2:22 pm:
“LADY!!!! Hey, LADY!”
- lovecraft - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 2:23 pm:
Eager beaver!
- Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 2:25 pm:
If there’s a budget stalemate, he could challenge Madigan to an apple-eating contest.
- Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 2:26 pm:
“You know my name, orthodontics is my game!”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 2:28 pm:
“Because by 2018, Illinois will be the New Frontier again.”
- A guy - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 2:29 pm:
I’m not moving in until he fixes that house. We’re Kennedy’s. That means Decorators. Nothing more.
- Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 2:31 pm:
“Because rich politicians are SOOOO in touch with the people.”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 2:33 pm:
Rich, I’m guessing you won’t be challenging THIS guy to bite you any time soon…
- Anonymous - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 2:37 pm:
Poor guy got Ethel’s looks!
- Boone's is Back - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 2:39 pm:
“It’s ‘CHOWDA’”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0R6QO9LooI
- Gruntled University Employee - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 2:39 pm:
That Wauner is a wascally wabbit. (Please forgive me Chris, I couldn’t help myself)
- Gruntled University Employee - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 2:42 pm:
Rich Miller
Dental Floss Tycoon
- GoAway - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 3:11 pm:
He is a bizarre guy
- Nieva - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 3:26 pm:
Streator at 2:33, That was good.
- Jake From Elwood - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 3:42 pm:
More problematic than the Kennedy Expressway…
- BigBadWolf - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 3:43 pm:
Four out of five dentists approved this message….
- fightforfair - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 4:11 pm:
I’ll take care of this groundhog day crap!
- AC - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 4:21 pm:
I’m excited at the prospect of trading our Governor who has no heart for a man with bad teeth.
- Former hillrod - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 4:33 pm:
Badgers don’t have incisors like that. They are carnivores and have teeth like skunks and raccoons.
- Jorge - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 8:35 pm:
The song “I’m alright” comes to mind.
- Mama - Tuesday, Jun 7, 16 @ 10:06 pm:
Chris Kennedy in the governor’s chair will be a very positive change for the voters in IL.
- Henry Francis - Wednesday, Jun 8, 16 @ 8:13 am:
Mayor Quimby never lost an election to Montgomery C. Burns