On November 13, Felix Unger was asked to remove himself from his place of residence. That request came from his wife. Deep down, he knew she was right, but he also knew that someday, he would return to her. With nowhere else to go, he appeared at the home of his childhood friend, Oscar Madison. Sometime earlier, Madison’s wife had thrown him out, requesting that he never return. Can two divorced men share an apartment without driving each other crazy?
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jul 12, 16 @ 1:18 pm:
“Yeah, I campaigned for him, but… “
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jul 12, 16 @ 1:19 pm:
“Mike, I’m one more quote away from being a retired lecturer.., “
- Ole' Nelson - Tuesday, Jul 12, 16 @ 1:21 pm:
Recurring recipients of Rauner’s wrath ruminate.
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jul 12, 16 @ 1:21 pm:
“Speaker, I was told just ignore Evelyn, don’t even look at her. Eventually she’ll leave… “
- so... - Tuesday, Jul 12, 16 @ 1:23 pm:
Yeah Mike, that law firm of yours is a good idea. But have you heard about my new venture…?
- wordslinger - Tuesday, Jul 12, 16 @ 1:23 pm:
“A payday loan? No thanks, Jim, I think I can scrape by…..”
- Ron Burgundy - Tuesday, Jul 12, 16 @ 1:24 pm:
The new Rep’s likely caption: “Some old dude talking to some other old dude.”
- Old Shepherd - Tuesday, Jul 12, 16 @ 1:25 pm:
“Been farmin’ long?”
- jls - Tuesday, Jul 12, 16 @ 1:26 pm:
Jim, you still make me smile.
- pool boy - Tuesday, Jul 12, 16 @ 1:26 pm:
I’ll quit calling you Arizona Bob if you quit calling me Vanilla Man.
- LizPhairTax - Tuesday, Jul 12, 16 @ 1:27 pm:
Pleats be with you
- Big foot - Tuesday, Jul 12, 16 @ 1:28 pm:
What kind bait you all been using .
- Bogey Golfer - Tuesday, Jul 12, 16 @ 1:30 pm:
“No I didn’t get the e-mail that it was Casual Day. What’s an e-mail?”
- Keyrock - Tuesday, Jul 12, 16 @ 1:30 pm:
Speaker Madigan and the former governor he controls.
- Arthur Andersen - Tuesday, Jul 12, 16 @ 1:35 pm:
“Mike, you and Bruce need to meet my tailor.”
- Mama - Tuesday, Jul 12, 16 @ 1:36 pm:
Edgar: I’m thinking about running for governor again.
Madigan: LOL!
- Roadbuilder - Tuesday, Jul 12, 16 @ 1:38 pm:
Remember that time you and I screwed the future of Illinois by agreeing to the pension ramp formula? HAHAHAHA!
- AlfondoGonz - Tuesday, Jul 12, 16 @ 1:46 pm:
“I…I think that kid Rauner appointed played t-ball with my grandson.”
- Clyde - Tuesday, Jul 12, 16 @ 1:46 pm:
“I have a couple of Springsteen tickets, want to go?”
- Pension - Tuesday, Jul 12, 16 @ 1:47 pm:
Let’s WRAMP this up and get out of here!
- Anon - Tuesday, Jul 12, 16 @ 1:49 pm:
Anything other than apples, please. We know he likes them. It’s really not a very funny or interesting detail about him.
- Illinois Bob - Tuesday, Jul 12, 16 @ 1:50 pm:
My advice, son, is to grab what you can and dump the problems on the next guys….then cash in on your clout and the favors you doled out!
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jul 12, 16 @ 1:52 pm:
“Speaker Madigan, your crop of Mushrooms look particularly good this season… “
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jul 12, 16 @ 1:53 pm:
“Mike, make Sandack hoot again…. “
- Jocko - Tuesday, Jul 12, 16 @ 1:53 pm:
Casting in almost finished in Hollywood’s remake of “Going in Style”
- thunderspirit - Tuesday, Jul 12, 16 @ 1:54 pm:
“One word: Plastics.”
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jul 12, 16 @ 1:55 pm:
“It’s a bootleg copy of the next ‘Dad’s Home State” episode, Mike. I can’t get enough of these guys… “
- walker - Tuesday, Jul 12, 16 @ 1:55 pm:
“Oh, we just talked about our grandchildren.”
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jul 12, 16 @ 1:57 pm:
“Aw, Mike, let Dillard enjoy the moment, he’s had a bad few years… I know”
- zatoichi - Tuesday, Jul 12, 16 @ 1:58 pm:
Poncho and Lefty: Federales? I just like poke him with a stick.
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jul 12, 16 @ 1:59 pm:
“I qued it up for you Mike, here’s where Rauner says he called you on election night…. “
- SAP - Tuesday, Jul 12, 16 @ 2:02 pm:
Don’t trust anyone under 65.
- Michael Westen - Tuesday, Jul 12, 16 @ 2:05 pm:
“So Mike, you thought I was ‘Governor No?’”
- IllinoisBoi - Tuesday, Jul 12, 16 @ 2:26 pm:
So, finding any sweet Pokemons around here?
- OneMan - Tuesday, Jul 12, 16 @ 2:28 pm:
time for Matlock
- Chicago 20 - Tuesday, Jul 12, 16 @ 2:30 pm:
Jim - Thanks for bailing out Jim and Veronica on that B&B fiasco.
Mike - Don’t mention it.
- Jose Abreu's next homer - Tuesday, Jul 12, 16 @ 2:30 pm:
You can make some money in retirement, Mikey.
- Suburbanon - Tuesday, Jul 12, 16 @ 2:34 pm:
Mike, do you remember the good old days when Republicans and Democrats disagreed only half the time?
- Anon - Tuesday, Jul 12, 16 @ 2:35 pm:
Remember back when nobody really cared about debt, Governor? Yeah, those were the days…
- 47th Ward - Tuesday, Jul 12, 16 @ 2:43 pm:
Those were the great old days, you know…And we was like the Roman Empire… The Combine was like the Roman Empire.
- atsuishin - Tuesday, Jul 12, 16 @ 2:44 pm:
nothing like a tamed dog…
- @MisterJayEm - Tuesday, Jul 12, 16 @ 2:44 pm:
On November 13, Felix Unger was asked to remove himself from his place of residence. That request came from his wife. Deep down, he knew she was right, but he also knew that someday, he would return to her. With nowhere else to go, he appeared at the home of his childhood friend, Oscar Madison. Sometime earlier, Madison’s wife had thrown him out, requesting that he never return. Can two divorced men share an apartment without driving each other crazy?
– MrJM
- anon - Tuesday, Jul 12, 16 @ 2:55 pm:
pictured: Two of the mains reasons for our pension problem
- Jeff Trigg - Tuesday, Jul 12, 16 @ 2:56 pm:
Two guys whose pensions need a massive haircut.
- Cook street - Tuesday, Jul 12, 16 @ 3:08 pm:
Edgar and Madigan waiting to tee off at the first hole.
- downstate commissioner - Tuesday, Jul 12, 16 @ 3:43 pm:
Edgar: “I’m thinking about running for governor again.” Madigan: I’d have a whole lot less gray hair if you had-God, I miss the good old days…”
- Joe Blow - Tuesday, Jul 12, 16 @ 4:32 pm:
Exactly why is our picture on this guys Facebook page. We’re just a couple of collectivists enjoying a good laugh .
- Huh? - Tuesday, Jul 12, 16 @ 5:09 pm:
Can you believe that 1.4%? What a rube.
- Enviro - Tuesday, Jul 12, 16 @ 5:34 pm:
MJM: What are we holding onto, JIM?
JIM: That there’s some good in the world, Mr. Speaker, and it’s worth fighting for.
- wordslinger - Tuesday, Jul 12, 16 @ 7:33 pm:
–Those were the great old days, you know…And we was like the Roman Empire… The Combine was like the Roman Empire.–
And tronclodyte and heroic-superstars heads explode.
- Huh? - Tuesday, Jul 12, 16 @ 9:03 pm:
Yeah Mike, I am holding onto my wallet.
- Triple Fat - Wednesday, Jul 13, 16 @ 7:08 am:
I don’t know about you, Jim. I kinda feel boxed in a corner.
- Publius - Wednesday, Jul 13, 16 @ 8:38 am:
And you thought I was bad
JINX!!!