I thought the first night would be hard to top, but last night proved me wrong. There is almost nothing Trump can do tonight to fix all that went wrong this week. Brady is smart to get on the first bus out of town. This dumpster fire is going to smolder until November.
- Dance Band on the Titanic - Thursday, Jul 21, 16 @ 9:58 am:
I bought a toothbrush, some toothpaste
A flannel for my face
Pyjamas, a hairbrush
New shoes and a case
I said to my reflection
Let’s get out of this place
Brady is, apparently, not alone. The NYT reports, “Some hotels reported that guests had checked out early. Bars that had hoped to be serving revelers until 4 a.m. — thanks to a new state law passed specifically for the convention — have been closing early. A Rick Springfield concert the other night drew a sparse crowd.”
They quote one delegate as saying, “$400 [in airline change fees] to get out of this place seems like a cheap thing.”
“A Rick Springfield concert the other night drew a sparse crowd.”
Upon hearing this, fake Gov. Rauner commented “Well heck yeah Springfield is sparse! We’re losing people to other states every day. Jobs are drying up and new businesses don’t want to locate here because Madigan won’t approve my reforms…”
- wordslinger - Thursday, Jul 21, 16 @ 9:43 am:
Here’s a guy just begging for the full Homeland Security treatment at the airport.
- AlfondoGonz - Thursday, Jul 21, 16 @ 9:45 am:
Looks like he packed his bags in a hurry. No surprise he still needed his toothbrush on account of all the butt-kissing he no doubt did.
Rich, your no profanity rule, while totally the right call, really handcuffed me here.
- Rabid - Thursday, Jul 21, 16 @ 9:45 am:
I got to get trump’s dry cleaning to him ASAP
- SAP - Thursday, Jul 21, 16 @ 9:48 am:
It’s a toothbrush AND a chew toy!
- Rabid - Thursday, Jul 21, 16 @ 9:48 am:
I’am still brushing up on the candidate
- Peets - Thursday, Jul 21, 16 @ 9:49 am:
And he wants to be my latex salesman?…I don’t think so
- Nick Name - Thursday, Jul 21, 16 @ 9:49 am:
A funny thing happened to me on the way home from the convention.
- Rabid - Thursday, Jul 21, 16 @ 9:50 am:
Look it’s Arizona bob
- Ron Burgundy - Thursday, Jul 21, 16 @ 9:51 am:
Shoe’s untied. So much for that slip and fall lawsuit in the lobby.
- The Fool On The Hill - Thursday, Jul 21, 16 @ 9:52 am:
I’m proud to be a Republican!
- Rabid - Thursday, Jul 21, 16 @ 9:53 am:
Unconventional
- 47th Ward - Thursday, Jul 21, 16 @ 9:54 am:
I thought the first night would be hard to top, but last night proved me wrong. There is almost nothing Trump can do tonight to fix all that went wrong this week. Brady is smart to get on the first bus out of town. This dumpster fire is going to smolder until November.
- Cubs in '16 - Thursday, Jul 21, 16 @ 9:54 am:
Runner-up in the ‘disheveled Bobby Knight’ look-alike contest. Pat made a major gaffe by wearing an Arizona jacket instead of Indiana or TCU…
- Joe Schmoe - Thursday, Jul 21, 16 @ 9:54 am:
Hell, it looks like he was kicked out….
- Ron Burgundy - Thursday, Jul 21, 16 @ 9:55 am:
When your party’s delegates don’t know how a toothbrush works…
(As an aside, you just know he’s the type of guy who’s gonna attempt to carry all that stuff on the plane.)
- Anon221 - Thursday, Jul 21, 16 @ 9:57 am:
No worries… I’m enrolled in Pre-Check!
- Dance Band on the Titanic - Thursday, Jul 21, 16 @ 9:58 am:
I bought a toothbrush, some toothpaste
A flannel for my face
Pyjamas, a hairbrush
New shoes and a case
I said to my reflection
Let’s get out of this place
- Rabid - Thursday, Jul 21, 16 @ 9:59 am:
The new toothbrush one hitter
- Michelle Flaherty - Thursday, Jul 21, 16 @ 10:02 am:
Rod left before Obama’s speech in 08, so Pat’s in good company.
- One of Jerry's Kids - Thursday, Jul 21, 16 @ 10:02 am:
Trains, Planes and Automobiles keeps coming to mind.
- 4 percent - Thursday, Jul 21, 16 @ 10:10 am:
I like Pat but he’s too much of a media hound.
- Rabid - Thursday, Jul 21, 16 @ 10:24 am:
Man I got a bad taste in the mouth
- Rabid - Thursday, Jul 21, 16 @ 10:27 am:
You can checkout anytime but you can never leave the GOP
- The Fool On The Hill - Thursday, Jul 21, 16 @ 10:28 am:
Did I mention that I am supporting Jim Oberweis?
- A guy - Thursday, Jul 21, 16 @ 10:30 am:
Had to give up my valise bag. Coroner needed it. I’ll just give this stuff to some protesters who look to be my size.
- Rabid - Thursday, Jul 21, 16 @ 10:31 am:
That was some of the finest Kool-aid last night I had
- 47th Ward - Thursday, Jul 21, 16 @ 10:57 am:
“Just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
No need to be coy Roy, just get yourself free.”
Don’t forget your hat, Pat.
- Rabid - Thursday, Jul 21, 16 @ 11:00 am:
This Cuban cigar Cruz gave me I can’t keep lite
- Concerned - Thursday, Jul 21, 16 @ 11:07 am:
No time to pack–I’m outta here!
- Huh? - Thursday, Jul 21, 16 @ 11:08 am:
Captain Morgan and I are no longer friends. He kicked my butt last night and I’m still hung over.
- @MisterJayEm - Thursday, Jul 21, 16 @ 11:17 am:
But once again, the Republican National Convention failed to acknowledge the plight of the nation’s homeless.
– MrJM
- Wensicia - Thursday, Jul 21, 16 @ 11:50 am:
“I snuck out before Schneider woke up and left him the tab.”
- Dr X - Thursday, Jul 21, 16 @ 12:41 pm:
“No, this is not a good town for psychedelic drugs. Reality itself is too twisted.”
- Rabid - Thursday, Jul 21, 16 @ 12:59 pm:
I can’t get this dog whistle goldberg gave me to work
- Mama - Thursday, Jul 21, 16 @ 1:20 pm:
Brady is smart enough to know when to get the H… out of town.
- JoanP - Thursday, Jul 21, 16 @ 1:36 pm:
Not a caption, a comment:
Brady is, apparently, not alone. The NYT reports, “Some hotels reported that guests had checked out early. Bars that had hoped to be serving revelers until 4 a.m. — thanks to a new state law passed specifically for the convention — have been closing early. A Rick Springfield concert the other night drew a sparse crowd.”
They quote one delegate as saying, “$400 [in airline change fees] to get out of this place seems like a cheap thing.”
- Ron Burgundy - Thursday, Jul 21, 16 @ 1:43 pm:
“A Rick Springfield concert the other night drew a sparse crowd.”
Yeah, that’s really unusual. /s
- Slippin' Jimmy - Thursday, Jul 21, 16 @ 2:11 pm:
Haha, really funny, but her husband came back way too soon.
- Cubs in '16 - Thursday, Jul 21, 16 @ 2:26 pm:
“A Rick Springfield concert the other night drew a sparse crowd.”
Upon hearing this, fake Gov. Rauner commented “Well heck yeah Springfield is sparse! We’re losing people to other states every day. Jobs are drying up and new businesses don’t want to locate here because Madigan won’t approve my reforms…”
- walker - Thursday, Jul 21, 16 @ 3:55 pm:
“You mean it’s not Friday?”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Thursday, Jul 21, 16 @ 4:26 pm:
Confirming the rumor some Illinois lawmakers have to have their aides tie their shoes for them.
- Rabid - Thursday, Jul 21, 16 @ 5:08 pm:
I told the govenor I would scrub his van with my toothbrush if trump was the nominee got to go
- Rough Rider - Thursday, Jul 21, 16 @ 7:00 pm:
Tie your shoes.