. . . and I see Mikey, and Johny - oh my, they’re naughty boys. And there’s Jimmy, oh, poor thing he doesn’t look lik he’s feeling well. And Christine too! She’s doing such a good job.
Yes, I was once the ‘Opaque Governor’, but as you can kinda see, I’m now the ‘Translucent Governor’. I’m also quite sure, I’ll never be the ‘Transparent Governor’.
- No Longer A Lurker - Monday, Jul 25, 16 @ 3:11 pm:
ck - just read your speech from thebsxreen. I have everything loaded into the teleprompter. It will be easy.
1.4% reading from teleprompter “… I have come to the realization that Speaker Madigan was right that the most important thing that we need to work on is the budget. I am wrong to insist on my personal turn around agenda because it is hurting the most needy people in the State …. ha … ck, who wrote this speech …”
- Almost the Weekend - Monday, Jul 25, 16 @ 3:29 pm:
The mirror all AFSCME members see when they wake up in the morning and walk into their bathroom.
- Anonymous - Monday, Jul 25, 16 @ 2:56 pm:
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Jul 25, 16 @ 2:57 pm:
“… who’s the Fairest of them All… “
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Jul 25, 16 @ 2:58 pm:
“… through the Looking Glass … “
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Jul 25, 16 @ 2:59 pm:
“Nope. Take out the part about Sandack… “
- Rabid - Monday, Jul 25, 16 @ 2:59 pm:
Screening support for Trump
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Jul 25, 16 @ 3:00 pm:
“… I see Goldberg, and ‘ck’… Lance and Diana’s State Employee… “
- Dome Gnome - Monday, Jul 25, 16 @ 3:00 pm:
Smoke and mirrors.
- Rabid - Monday, Jul 25, 16 @ 3:00 pm:
A hacker put words in my mouth
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Jul 25, 16 @ 3:01 pm:
“Governor, if you would of made rehearsals, you wouldn’t need a TelePrompTer for this episode… “
- AlfondoGonz - Monday, Jul 25, 16 @ 3:02 pm:
ZORDON LIVES!
- Rabid - Monday, Jul 25, 16 @ 3:02 pm:
New Pokemon Go
- A guy - Monday, Jul 25, 16 @ 3:03 pm:
Mirror, mirror, on the wall.
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Jul 25, 16 @ 3:03 pm:
“I thought the Google glass was something you wore… “
- IllinoisBoi - Monday, Jul 25, 16 @ 3:03 pm:
See, I’m practicing transparency!
- Nick Name - Monday, Jul 25, 16 @ 3:03 pm:
“Hey, who loaded the Obama speech into this thing!?”
- Anonymous - Monday, Jul 25, 16 @ 3:05 pm:
Governor Rauner demonstrates what he means by “transparency”.
- Rabid - Monday, Jul 25, 16 @ 3:05 pm:
Yep I’ll take the arrows
- Jeeves The Cat - Monday, Jul 25, 16 @ 3:05 pm:
. . . and I see Mikey, and Johny - oh my, they’re naughty boys. And there’s Jimmy, oh, poor thing he doesn’t look lik he’s feeling well. And Christine too! She’s doing such a good job.
- GA Watcher - Monday, Jul 25, 16 @ 3:05 pm:
And if I position like this, I won’t have to see all those protesters in the back of the room.
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Jul 25, 16 @ 3:06 pm:
“… and Bruce Rauner as Stan Jennings in… ‘Minority Report’… “
- 47th Ward - Monday, Jul 25, 16 @ 3:07 pm:
Hello? Hello? Check, check. Is this thing on?
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Jul 25, 16 @ 3:08 pm:
“… No, I can’t FaceTime, I’m busy destroying Social Services, Diana… “
- A guy - Monday, Jul 25, 16 @ 3:08 pm:
When I look through here, every short guy looks like Mike Madigan.
- Rabid - Monday, Jul 25, 16 @ 3:09 pm:
Max headroom
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Jul 25, 16 @ 3:09 pm:
“I dunno… I think reading from this makes me look… phony… “
- A guy - Monday, Jul 25, 16 @ 3:10 pm:
Is it just me, or does every word strolling across here end in g?
- Tommydanger - Monday, Jul 25, 16 @ 3:11 pm:
Yes, I was once the ‘Opaque Governor’, but as you can kinda see, I’m now the ‘Translucent Governor’. I’m also quite sure, I’ll never be the ‘Transparent Governor’.
- No Longer A Lurker - Monday, Jul 25, 16 @ 3:11 pm:
Governparency
- Rabid - Monday, Jul 25, 16 @ 3:11 pm:
Cryogenic govenor
- No Longer A Lurker - Monday, Jul 25, 16 @ 3:13 pm:
Mirror, mirror on the wall who is the best governor of them all
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Jul 25, 16 @ 3:14 pm:
“My. Daughter. Got. Perfect. Scores. Perfect. And. I. Think. My. Wife. Called. Arne. Duncan. … It reads choppy, you know… “
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Jul 25, 16 @ 3:16 pm:
“…’Union folk may way too much money’ … Can you bold that, I need to punch that up, really hammer and shake that home… “
- LizPhairTax - Monday, Jul 25, 16 @ 3:16 pm:
IB @3:03, well done.
- Rabid - Monday, Jul 25, 16 @ 3:16 pm:
Im not that literate
- Keyrock - Monday, Jul 25, 16 @ 3:19 pm:
I forget. Is Fox News for, or against, teleprompters for Republicans? (Wasn’t Jon Stewart just talking about that?)
- pool boy - Monday, Jul 25, 16 @ 3:20 pm:
Who ya gonna call, Ghostbusters.
- Ron Burgundy - Monday, Jul 25, 16 @ 3:21 pm:
On Sandack leaving: “I’m in a glass case of emotion!”
- A guy - Monday, Jul 25, 16 @ 3:21 pm:
I think I’ll get one of these for the van.
- DrMark - Monday, Jul 25, 16 @ 3:22 pm:
“Through a mirror dimly…”
- LizPhairTax - Monday, Jul 25, 16 @ 3:25 pm:
The world is my salad bar
- Huh? - Monday, Jul 25, 16 @ 3:25 pm:
ck - just read your speech from thebsxreen. I have everything loaded into the teleprompter. It will be easy.
1.4% reading from teleprompter “… I have come to the realization that Speaker Madigan was right that the most important thing that we need to work on is the budget. I am wrong to insist on my personal turn around agenda because it is hurting the most needy people in the State …. ha … ck, who wrote this speech …”
- Almost the Weekend - Monday, Jul 25, 16 @ 3:29 pm:
The mirror all AFSCME members see when they wake up in the morning and walk into their bathroom.
- Highland Il - Monday, Jul 25, 16 @ 3:30 pm:
“I’m Good Enough, I’m Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like Me!”
- BBG Watch - Monday, Jul 25, 16 @ 3:32 pm:
Romper bomper stomper boo, tell me, tell me, tell me do, magic mirror tell me today, did all my friends have fun at play?
- Anonymous - Monday, Jul 25, 16 @ 3:35 pm:
Romper stomper bomper boo, tell me tell me tell me do . . .
- Mama - Monday, Jul 25, 16 @ 3:37 pm:
Maybe if I stand behind this glass thingy they won’t be able to see my whoppers coming.
- Mama - Monday, Jul 25, 16 @ 3:38 pm:
This glass will protect me from the unions and their rotten tomatoes.
- Norseman - Monday, Jul 25, 16 @ 3:42 pm:
Who cut the funding for that 2nd Teleprompter?
- burbanite - Monday, Jul 25, 16 @ 3:47 pm:
channeling his inner Sheldon.
- Rabid - Monday, Jul 25, 16 @ 3:53 pm:
This make my head look small?
- cardsmama - Monday, Jul 25, 16 @ 3:55 pm:
Land of OZ?
- IllinoisBoi - Monday, Jul 25, 16 @ 4:00 pm:
Candyman! Candyman! Candyman!
- d.p.gumby - Monday, Jul 25, 16 @ 4:01 pm:
“Does this teleprompter make my head look bigger?”
- Soccermom - Monday, Jul 25, 16 @ 4:12 pm:
LizPhairTax, that’s hilarious
- Wensicia - Monday, Jul 25, 16 @ 4:17 pm:
“When you push this button all the ‘g’s disappear? I’m takin’ this thing on the road!”
- Amalia - Monday, Jul 25, 16 @ 4:35 pm:
Rauner staff fails on order of rose colored glass
- Rabid - Monday, Jul 25, 16 @ 4:47 pm:
My head is in a glass bowl
- Huh? - Monday, Jul 25, 16 @ 4:53 pm:
1.4% lights a candle, spins around 3 times and says to the mirror “Bloody mary, bloody mary, bloody mary”
- UsedTo... - Monday, Jul 25, 16 @ 4:57 pm:
If the glass breaks, General Zod will be released from the Phantom Zone!
- Arthur Andersen - Monday, Jul 25, 16 @ 5:49 pm:
“This thing is junk. Please tell me the Firm didn’t invest in the manufacturer.”
- LGHB - Monday, Jul 25, 16 @ 8:10 pm:
I thought General Zod was freed from the Phantom Zone by a nuclear shockwave in Superman II. What gives?
- downstate commmissioner - Monday, Jul 25, 16 @ 9:24 pm:
Just like his budget plan-blurry…
hidden face-kind of like the witnesses who don’t want there faces revealed…
- Rabid - Tuesday, Jul 26, 16 @ 6:48 am:
Goldberg said trump used one of these
- Rabid - Tuesday, Jul 26, 16 @ 6:59 am:
Let me make this perfectly clear
- Rabid - Tuesday, Jul 26, 16 @ 7:13 am:
Strucutural change
- Rabid - Tuesday, Jul 26, 16 @ 8:20 am:
I’m one of the good old boys and it’s great to be back at bob’s country bunker
- Rabid - Tuesday, Jul 26, 16 @ 9:09 am:
Goldberg there’s a smudge on my sham,wow