Bruce is frustrated that his tour had no new costumes or his union made motorcycle, decides to consider future stops by their costume and prop worthiness. Diana prepares for spring cleaning at the fairgrounds house, throws out anything not nailed down. Diana’s State Employee writes thank you notes for Bruce and Diana to people donating to save social services. Lance tweets pictures of marijuana leaves with a “No” on them to Rep. Lang, “ck” goggles teaching others how to use the Rauner Word Jumble. Chucky writes a random note for Goldberg’s safe return. Comedy, 74 minutes.
“In a world where a marionette can come to life to dismember people for the viewing ‘horror’ of moviegoers everywhere, from the family who gave you Schlitz Beer and the founder of Citadel Investments, Illinois is facing a meaner, more dastardly villain than film has ever seen. So inheritly evil, Chucky feels more safe not being ‘alive’… ‘Rauner’… when destroying a state isn’t as phony as it seems… ‘Rauner’, rated D, for destruction… “
That’s Steve Brown’s lookout. Hard to tell apart the 2 guys in his circle these days. The Speaker is a bit taller than the lookout; otherwise, they’re twins.
- Anonymous - Thursday, Apr 13, 17 @ 1:51 pm:
Chuckie desperately plots his escape from the State Capitol, finding the people there too scary for even him.
- Perrid - Thursday, Apr 13, 17 @ 1:51 pm:
“Play time is never over…” *Laughs diabolically*
- 47th Ward - Thursday, Apr 13, 17 @ 1:51 pm:
Jon Gruden visits the Capitol.
- Saluki - Thursday, Apr 13, 17 @ 1:51 pm:
Heh. That’s awesome.
- Anonymous - Thursday, Apr 13, 17 @ 1:51 pm:
Chuckie and a bad bill - two things that are never truly dead.
- DownState - Thursday, Apr 13, 17 @ 1:51 pm:
Another hostage
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Apr 13, 17 @ 1:52 pm:
“Sock Puppetry… forbidden… “
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Apr 13, 17 @ 1:52 pm:
“Once Rauner signs an actual budget, he becomes a real boy. The last two years are now explained”
- Precinct Captain - Thursday, Apr 13, 17 @ 1:53 pm:
Killing right to work!
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Apr 13, 17 @ 1:54 pm:
“Evelyn Sanguinetti blamed a red-headed marionette for her last three falls in the Capitol…
… and no one believed her… “
- Big Muddy - Thursday, Apr 13, 17 @ 1:54 pm:
The real power behind Speaker Madigan
- Cubs in '16 - Thursday, Apr 13, 17 @ 1:54 pm:
Gov. Rauner proudly displays his ‘My Twin’ doll.
- DownState - Thursday, Apr 13, 17 @ 1:55 pm:
Now we know who really killed the Grand Bargain.
- RNUG - Thursday, Apr 13, 17 @ 1:57 pm:
Having tired of the non-appropriation talking points, Chuckie contemplates his choices …
- Cubs in '16 - Thursday, Apr 13, 17 @ 1:57 pm:
The current whereabouts of Ken Dunkin have finally been discovered…
- Keyrock - Thursday, Apr 13, 17 @ 1:57 pm:
Psycho Killer
Qu’est-ce que c’est
Run run run run away.
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Apr 13, 17 @ 1:57 pm:
“Jason Plummer visited and toured the Capitol today. He left his favorite toy for others to… enjoy”
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Apr 13, 17 @ 1:59 pm:
“Chucky looks upon the Capitol grounds, waiting to greet Sen. Sam McCann, as Gov. Rauner commanded
- Cubs in '16 - Thursday, Apr 13, 17 @ 1:59 pm:
Another Gubernatorial hopeful formally announces his candidacy today…
- SOIL M - Thursday, Apr 13, 17 @ 2:04 pm:
As Rauner eyed the new addition to the Capitol he stated “Interesting. Call him Mini me”
- Anon221 - Thursday, Apr 13, 17 @ 2:05 pm:
Another Rauner SuperStar….
Chucky: Hi Mikey!
- walker - Thursday, Apr 13, 17 @ 2:06 pm:
Speaker’s pollster.
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Apr 13, 17 @ 2:06 pm:
HBO - “Dad’s Home State” - Season 3, Episode 22
Bruce is frustrated that his tour had no new costumes or his union made motorcycle, decides to consider future stops by their costume and prop worthiness. Diana prepares for spring cleaning at the fairgrounds house, throws out anything not nailed down. Diana’s State Employee writes thank you notes for Bruce and Diana to people donating to save social services. Lance tweets pictures of marijuana leaves with a “No” on them to Rep. Lang, “ck” goggles teaching others how to use the Rauner Word Jumble. Chucky writes a random note for Goldberg’s safe return. Comedy, 74 minutes.
- Cubs in '16 - Thursday, Apr 13, 17 @ 2:08 pm:
Rauner: Communicating my alternate reality is Child’s Play!
- Ducky LaMoore - Thursday, Apr 13, 17 @ 2:10 pm:
===“Jason Plummer visited and toured the Capitol today. He left his favorite toy for others to… enjoy”===
I see Jason Plummer… but where’s the toy?
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Apr 13, 17 @ 2:11 pm:
- Ducky LaMoore -
You win. I walked into that one.
Well played, lol
- Living it daily - Thursday, Apr 13, 17 @ 2:13 pm:
“If I don’t get Term Limits I’m gonna’ JUMP!”
- DownState - Thursday, Apr 13, 17 @ 2:15 pm:
BVR has unleashed his secret weapon on those who oppose him!
- Stumpy's bunker - Thursday, Apr 13, 17 @ 2:19 pm:
What happens to them when there’s no term limits…
- Former hillrod - Thursday, Apr 13, 17 @ 2:23 pm:
look, it’s the governors mini me.
- Streator Curmudgeon - Thursday, Apr 13, 17 @ 2:28 pm:
Giving new meaning to the phrase, “Bite me.”
- Not It - Thursday, Apr 13, 17 @ 2:29 pm:
Unrelated: the CEO of United has apologized. Has the Mayor or the Aviation Commissioner?
- Reese's Pieces - Thursday, Apr 13, 17 @ 2:33 pm:
652 days with no budget and no one bats an eyelash…
WIFI gets shut off and everyone loses their effing minds!!!
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Apr 13, 17 @ 2:35 pm:
“Chucky awaits to testify for more film tax credits from the state of Illinois… “
- Railrat - Thursday, Apr 13, 17 @ 2:37 pm:
Oshkosh not Carhartt !!! Chuckie is in hiding from Wisconsin?! The plot thickens !
- Hit Em with the Hein - Thursday, Apr 13, 17 @ 2:46 pm:
Tribune clout Twitter is on fire today! Check it out!
- Mittuns - Thursday, Apr 13, 17 @ 2:46 pm:
I prefer Quinnocchio.
- Adam Eaton - Thursday, Apr 13, 17 @ 2:49 pm:
Rauner’s latest hire to help slash services.
- 47th Ward - Thursday, Apr 13, 17 @ 2:51 pm:
Hey look, it’s one of the Governor’s Superstars!
- Anonymous - Thursday, Apr 13, 17 @ 2:56 pm:
Pass a budget or I’m going to jump.
- Mittuns - Thursday, Apr 13, 17 @ 2:57 pm:
Chucky gazes out the window, pining for the low property taxes and emboldened business climate of Indiana.
- Arthur Andersen - Thursday, Apr 13, 17 @ 3:00 pm:
“Mr. Mapes, please have that toy removed from view forthwith.”
- train111 - Thursday, Apr 13, 17 @ 3:01 pm:
I guess a balanced budget really is “Child’s Play”
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Apr 13, 17 @ 3:02 pm:
“Chucky looks on as Raunerite members of the General Assembly have their fate decided by Bruce Rauner… “
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Apr 13, 17 @ 3:09 pm:
“In a world where a marionette can come to life to dismember people for the viewing ‘horror’ of moviegoers everywhere, from the family who gave you Schlitz Beer and the founder of Citadel Investments, Illinois is facing a meaner, more dastardly villain than film has ever seen. So inheritly evil, Chucky feels more safe not being ‘alive’… ‘Rauner’… when destroying a state isn’t as phony as it seems… ‘Rauner’, rated D, for destruction… “
- Railrat - Thursday, Apr 13, 17 @ 3:20 pm:
OW @ 309 , or can it be symbolic of labor leaders in Illinois?!!
- RIJ - Thursday, Apr 13, 17 @ 3:24 pm:
Alternative to “Downtown Abbey” decor…
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Apr 13, 17 @ 3:33 pm:
- Railrat -
No.
“Questions?”
To the Post,
“Rauner gives his last and final to AFSCME. Rauner destroys AFSCME, or Chucky does.”
- Anon - Thursday, Apr 13, 17 @ 3:44 pm:
Person who sits in that office - “Bruce asked me for a new costume idea and told me to leave it in my window where he could see it.”
- Wensicia - Thursday, Apr 13, 17 @ 4:10 pm:
Chuckie model of the outfit Rauner wore in his last non-campaign campaign commercial.
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Apr 13, 17 @ 4:12 pm:
“When ‘Buddy Lee’ turns bad after finding out Rauner likes non-Union props…”
- A guy - Thursday, Apr 13, 17 @ 4:12 pm:
That’s Steve Brown’s lookout. Hard to tell apart the 2 guys in his circle these days. The Speaker is a bit taller than the lookout; otherwise, they’re twins.
- Rabid - Thursday, Apr 13, 17 @ 4:31 pm:
“this is nuts, and I have a very high tolerance to nuts” chucky
- Jocko - Thursday, Apr 13, 17 @ 4:50 pm:
Upon hearing Bruce’s plan to decimate social services, Chucky takes steps to distance himself.
- Anonymous - Thursday, Apr 13, 17 @ 5:52 pm:
Chucky for Governor!
- zatoichi - Thursday, Apr 13, 17 @ 9:30 pm:
One if by veto, two if by budget.
- Earnest - Friday, Apr 14, 17 @ 7:53 am:
So sorry, Christine….
- Anonymous - Friday, Apr 14, 17 @ 8:37 am:
Roger Stone visits the capitol.
- DeseDemDose - Friday, Apr 14, 17 @ 10:20 am:
Oh oh, who freeze dried Bruce?