- lake county democrat - Friday, Jun 9, 17 @ 2:48 pm:
Well you wonder why I always dress in blue?
Why you never see another color in my crew?
And why does my appearance seem to have a raging tone?
Well there’s a reason for the things that I have on.
I wear it for the poor and broken down.
Living on the timeless clockless part of town.
I wear for the thousands who have cried
Believing that the Speaker was on their side.
Ah, the model 779 bullhorn issued to all former federal prosecutors to announce that they are former federal prosecutors at events where it is not clear that carrier of said bullhorn is a former federal prosecutor and the wearing of former federal prosecutor T-shirt is not appropriate.
Keep your radio tuned to 530 AM for special messages from Former Federal Prosecutor Scott Drury. Also stay within 15 feet of the bullhorn so you can hear it.
- 32nd Ward Roscoe Village - Friday, Jun 9, 17 @ 2:57 pm:
Century Club FTW! I need that laugh on a Friday.
I have to recuse myself from proposing a caption as I worked with Paul Rudd at a former law firm. I have received as least 2 emails from his campaign this week.
Scott Drury models the Larken blazer ($150) with jeans and our gray casuals. The Larken is breathable and versatile, and will take you from the urban protest march to brunch afterward at your favorite gastropub in style. Available in blue or charcoal.
- Hottot - Friday, Jun 9, 17 @ 2:46 pm:
I’m the only Democrat in this race that is pro-Rauner!
- Century Club - Friday, Jun 9, 17 @ 2:47 pm:
Paul Rudd and fans demand Ant Man sequel
- Chicago Cynic - Friday, Jun 9, 17 @ 2:47 pm:
1…2…3…4…I’m a federal prosecuTOR.
5…6…7…8…Make me governor it’s be really great!
- Anon - Friday, Jun 9, 17 @ 2:47 pm:
Paul Rudd’s new movie looks terrible
- Anonymous - Friday, Jun 9, 17 @ 2:48 pm:
“Hey, get your own mini-megaphone - just like ME”
- lake county democrat - Friday, Jun 9, 17 @ 2:48 pm:
Well you wonder why I always dress in blue?
Why you never see another color in my crew?
And why does my appearance seem to have a raging tone?
Well there’s a reason for the things that I have on.
I wear it for the poor and broken down.
Living on the timeless clockless part of town.
I wear for the thousands who have cried
Believing that the Speaker was on their side.
- Linus - Friday, Jun 9, 17 @ 2:48 pm:
Drury: “I say ‘former,’ you say ‘federal prosecutor’! Former!’
Crowd: “Federal prosecutor!”
Drury: “Former!”
Crowd: “Federal prosecutor!”
- Anonymous - Friday, Jun 9, 17 @ 2:48 pm:
Sorry that last line should be:
5…6…7…8…Make me governor it’ll be really great!
- Anonymous - Friday, Jun 9, 17 @ 2:50 pm:
“Brown shoes, blue outfit - that’s what I’m all about!”
- OurMagician - Friday, Jun 9, 17 @ 2:52 pm:
Nobody’s ever gotten into trouble using a bullhorn before…..
- Oswego Willy - Friday, Jun 9, 17 @ 2:52 pm:
You, you on that bike… The Blues Brothers… Rhythm and Blues Review… Palace Hotel Ballroom… Lake Wasipumanye… “
- Anonymous - Friday, Jun 9, 17 @ 2:53 pm:
looks like a modern day abbie Hoffman or jerry rubin. “whats the buzz, tell me whats-a-happenin”
- Swift - Friday, Jun 9, 17 @ 2:53 pm:
Ah, the model 779 bullhorn issued to all former federal prosecutors to announce that they are former federal prosecutors at events where it is not clear that carrier of said bullhorn is a former federal prosecutor and the wearing of former federal prosecutor T-shirt is not appropriate.
- OurMagician - Friday, Jun 9, 17 @ 2:54 pm:
Keep your radio tuned to 530 AM for special messages from Former Federal Prosecutor Scott Drury. Also stay within 15 feet of the bullhorn so you can hear it.
- 32nd Ward Roscoe Village - Friday, Jun 9, 17 @ 2:57 pm:
Century Club FTW! I need that laugh on a Friday.
I have to recuse myself from proposing a caption as I worked with Paul Rudd at a former law firm. I have received as least 2 emails from his campaign this week.
- Ron Burgundy - Friday, Jun 9, 17 @ 2:58 pm:
Oh no! They’re marching on the Banana Republic!
- Tommydanger - Friday, Jun 9, 17 @ 2:59 pm:
He’ll get his clock cleaned…if he had one.
- Tommydanger - Friday, Jun 9, 17 @ 3:00 pm:
Clock and Awe
- Oswego Willy - Friday, Jun 9, 17 @ 3:02 pm:
Looks like the filming of “Role Models 2″ is going swimmingly…
- The Lowly LA - Friday, Jun 9, 17 @ 3:02 pm:
“What do we want?”
“SPARE CHANGE!”
“Why do we want it?”
“SO WE CAN AFFORD A FULL-SIZE MEGAPHONE!”
- freeroam - Friday, Jun 9, 17 @ 3:02 pm:
Scott was hand picked by Speaker Madigan for that open seat. He is a hypocrite
- DuPage Bard - Friday, Jun 9, 17 @ 3:03 pm:
Where are they marching? And for what?
- Ducky LaMoore - Friday, Jun 9, 17 @ 3:03 pm:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzBBBrKfjIQ
I think this song follows Drury wherever he goes.
- Biker - Friday, Jun 9, 17 @ 3:04 pm:
There’s something funny about new Bayside student Scotty D, and Trent R. was gunna find out why…
- Ron Burgundy - Friday, Jun 9, 17 @ 3:04 pm:
I haven’t seen a bunch of middle-aged guys that worked up since the Dave Matthews Band said they weren’t touring this year…
- DeseDemDose - Friday, Jun 9, 17 @ 3:05 pm:
Small megaphone means small hands.
- freeroam - Friday, Jun 9, 17 @ 3:05 pm:
Scott doesn’t need a clock from Speaker Madigan. Speaker Madigan already gave him a state rep seat. Scott knows it is true!
- 47th Ward - Friday, Jun 9, 17 @ 3:12 pm:
What do we want?
Commemorative desk clocks!
When do we want them?
Now!
- Oswego Willy - Friday, Jun 9, 17 @ 3:19 pm:
“Raw Eggs at the ready… “
- Oswego Willy - Friday, Jun 9, 17 @ 3:21 pm:
“Are you taping this Dan Proft… “
- strangebedfellow - Friday, Jun 9, 17 @ 3:23 pm:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th7EA6agX-g
- Amalia - Friday, Jun 9, 17 @ 3:26 pm:
Disney Channel’s New Show on Politics
- Tully Mars - Friday, Jun 9, 17 @ 3:40 pm:
Isn’t that is the Parker kid from the first Spiderman movie
- DuPage Bard - Friday, Jun 9, 17 @ 3:40 pm:
Bring back Friends! Bring back Friends!
Phoebe’s boyfriend rocks! Phoebe’s boyfriend rocks!
- Lt Guv - Friday, Jun 9, 17 @ 3:41 pm:
The blind trying to lead the deaf.
- Curl of the Burl - Friday, Jun 9, 17 @ 3:52 pm:
“Everyone tells me I look just like Paul Rudd!”
- Anonymous - Friday, Jun 9, 17 @ 3:59 pm:
I serve Bruce Rauner. I don’t care about anything other than my own desire for power and fame.
- Ron Burgundy - Friday, Jun 9, 17 @ 4:08 pm:
Scott Drury models the Larken blazer ($150) with jeans and our gray casuals. The Larken is breathable and versatile, and will take you from the urban protest march to brunch afterward at your favorite gastropub in style. Available in blue or charcoal.
- Stanley - Friday, Jun 9, 17 @ 4:11 pm:
Which way to the Phish concert?
- Jocko - Friday, Jun 9, 17 @ 4:12 pm:
A young Fox Mulder cries “The Truth is out there!”
Upon meeting said truth, Fox retreats to the GA and votes “present” for the remainder of his term.
- Back to the Mountains - Friday, Jun 9, 17 @ 4:29 pm:
“What do we want?”
“The same engraved desk clock everyone else in the caucus got!”
“When do we want it?”
“After I fail to make it out of the primary!”