“Amazing. No one other than Rauner has been able to get within 20 feet of this door but Tio appears completely unaffected by the barrier of incompetence.”
- Dance Band on the Titanic - Tuesday, Nov 28, 17 @ 4:25 pm:
Obviously, Tio has been heavily sampling from Rick Steves’ stash of legal weed.
- Anonymous - Tuesday, Nov 28, 17 @ 3:59 pm:
As close Tio will ever get to the office.
- In 630 - Tuesday, Nov 28, 17 @ 3:59 pm:
Shhh. No one tell him.
- Mr. 17.5 - Tuesday, Nov 28, 17 @ 4:01 pm:
“not sure what to do with my thumbs. How’s this look?”
- Mr. 17.5 - Tuesday, Nov 28, 17 @ 4:04 pm:
“Hey Bruce, you know any decent tailors in Springfield to get pants hemmed?”
- Commonsense in Illinois - Tuesday, Nov 28, 17 @ 4:07 pm:
No, I am not the doorman…
- Colin O'Scopey - Tuesday, Nov 28, 17 @ 4:09 pm:
“Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street”?
- Texas Red - Tuesday, Nov 28, 17 @ 4:09 pm:
cue the dream sequence….
- TominChicago - Tuesday, Nov 28, 17 @ 4:09 pm:
“We must also seek psychiatric care if we think that we have a chance in this election.”
- Chicago 20 - Tuesday, Nov 28, 17 @ 4:09 pm:
Is that Captain Oblivious?
- IllinoisBoi - Tuesday, Nov 28, 17 @ 4:10 pm:
If elected, I will restore transparency to the Governor’s Office — no, I don’t mean that stupid glass wall.
- 47th Ward - Tuesday, Nov 28, 17 @ 4:10 pm:
I need a microphone. A mic. MICROPHONE.
- Responsa - Tuesday, Nov 28, 17 @ 4:12 pm:
“I understand this is how fake news gets started.”
- JoanP - Tuesday, Nov 28, 17 @ 4:15 pm:
Why won’t anyone let me in?
- Cubs in '16 - Tuesday, Nov 28, 17 @ 4:15 pm:
“Alright, fine. We’ll move the rope barriers for one picture but no you may no go inside.”
- Cubs in '16 - Tuesday, Nov 28, 17 @ 4:24 pm:
“Amazing. No one other than Rauner has been able to get within 20 feet of this door but Tio appears completely unaffected by the barrier of incompetence.”
- Dance Band on the Titanic - Tuesday, Nov 28, 17 @ 4:25 pm:
Obviously, Tio has been heavily sampling from Rick Steves’ stash of legal weed.
- Cubs in '16 - Tuesday, Nov 28, 17 @ 4:29 pm:
Give thanks for an active imagination.
- Michelle Flaherty - Tuesday, Nov 28, 17 @ 4:37 pm:
Nice to see someone using the space
- wordslinger - Tuesday, Nov 28, 17 @ 4:43 pm:
The only transparency in the governor’s office.
- Anonymous - Tuesday, Nov 28, 17 @ 4:46 pm:
Every time Tio Hardiman runs, an angel gets its wings
- A guy - Tuesday, Nov 28, 17 @ 4:54 pm:
Ole Tio got Brio.
Gonna take more than those velvet ropes to keep him out of there.
But not much more.
- zatoichi - Tuesday, Nov 28, 17 @ 4:57 pm:
Close, but…what’s that cigar thing?
- TopHatMonocle - Tuesday, Nov 28, 17 @ 5:05 pm:
Who has two thumbs and isn’t going to be Governor? This guy.
- Arthur Andersen - Tuesday, Nov 28, 17 @ 5:13 pm:
“Hey You-Capitol Police. Whaddaya doin’ in here at 11:52 PM?
- James - Tuesday, Nov 28, 17 @ 5:16 pm:
I’m a professional conciliator. My experience in gang intervention will lead to more bipartisanship in Springfield.
- Stones - Tuesday, Nov 28, 17 @ 5:29 pm:
Does Tio know Halloween is over?
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Nov 28, 17 @ 5:51 pm:
“When you wish upon a star… “
- anon 602 - Tuesday, Nov 28, 17 @ 6:03 pm:
Hey, if this doesn’t work out, I can always go back to being a judge on American Idol….
- 13th one - Tuesday, Nov 28, 17 @ 7:19 pm:
“You can keep a knockin’ but you can’t come in.”
- Anonymous - Tuesday, Nov 28, 17 @ 7:30 pm:
He”ll never be t0p turkey just a plain turkey.
- Dr X - Tuesday, Nov 28, 17 @ 7:34 pm:
“I was in the right place, but it musta been the wrong time.”