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Monday, Jul 9, 2018 - Posted by Rich Miller

* Libertarian Party gubernatorial candidate Kash Jackson’s Twitter profile pic

       

60 Comments
  1. - 47th Ward - Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 12:52 pm:

    Dope.


  2. - Grandson of Man - Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 12:53 pm:

    Jim Carrey meets the Cracker Jack boy, on acid.


  3. - 47th Ward - Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 12:54 pm:

    Give him credit, Kash Jackson sounds like an action figure. Much better than Benjamin Winderweedle.


  4. - Iggy - Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 12:58 pm:

    This guy is sincerely a joke. fun picture though.


  5. - Osborne Smith III - Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 12:59 pm:

    He just keeps stepping in it, doesn’t he?


  6. - Cheryl44 - Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 1:01 pm:

    I’m deeply uncomfortable with candidates campaigning in the uniform they used to wear, even if it looks like he is a former member of the Marvel Comics Navy.


  7. - Anonymous - Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 1:02 pm:

    G.I. No


  8. - A guy - Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 1:02 pm:

    STEAL Team 6.


  9. - Saluki - Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 1:03 pm:

    Groovy


  10. - Streator Curmudgeon - Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 1:04 pm:

    Not to be confused with Cab Calloway, Clutch Cargo, or Johnny Paycheck.


  11. - Don Gerard - Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 1:05 pm:

    - Grandson of Man -
    “Jim Carrey meets the Cracker Jack boy, on acid”

    …in the WWE Title Bout


  12. - Honeybadger - Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 1:05 pm:

    No Hope


  13. - AlfondoGonz - Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 1:08 pm:

    Admiral Stifler, reporting for duty.


  14. - Stark - Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 1:14 pm:

    How rich coming from “Kash” Jackson.


  15. - Keyrock - Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 1:14 pm:

    Well, costumes worked for Bruce Rauner, This guy’s just updating that proven campaign tactic,


  16. - BucknIrish - Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 1:14 pm:

    Is that Matt Dillon?


  17. - Alternative Logic - Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 1:15 pm:

    Johnny Derp as Tonto


  18. - Henry Francis - Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 1:19 pm:

    What’s on his face? Are those MS-13 tattoos?


  19. - Anonymous - Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 1:19 pm:

    So did he serve in the military alongside McCann?


  20. - WhoKnew - Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 1:22 pm:

    “I made most of my life’s decisions at a FogHat concert”


  21. - Steve Rogers - Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 1:26 pm:

    “Cartoon character for cartoon candidacy”


  22. - Ron Burgundy - Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 1:29 pm:

    Captain ‘Murica


  23. - Education First - Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 1:32 pm:

    My ex wife had to get mulitiple orders of protection against me, and I want YOU to vote for me anyway.


  24. - A Jack - Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 1:39 pm:

    “Kash” is apparently something he does not give in support of his children.


  25. - Nick Name - Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 1:43 pm:

    Wut


  26. - Deadbeat Conservative - Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 1:47 pm:

    “Jim Carrey meets the Cracker Jack boy, on acid”

    Eric Grietens meets the Cracker Jack boy, on acid.
    There, fixed it.


  27. - JS Mill - Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 1:49 pm:

    A Joke.

    How anti-patrtiot can you get?


  28. - d.p.gumby - Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 1:50 pm:

    What is the curious figure on the chest? At least there is someone to make Sam look like a serious candidate.


  29. - Flynn's Mom - Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 1:57 pm:

    Maybe he can work at Trump’s Space Force.


  30. - A Jack - Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 2:03 pm:

    The figure on his chest looks like at the top either a submariner or a surface warfare designation. I am not sure about the big blob under that unless it’s his name tag. Then under that it looks like a parachute designation, which seems unlikely since he is a machinist mate first class and probably doesn’t do much jumping from the engine room.


  31. - Techie - Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 2:05 pm:

    That Obama thing is still cool, right?


  32. - don the legend - Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 2:12 pm:

    “I painted my face. You know support the team.”


  33. - A guy - Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 2:20 pm:

    Uncle SLAM wants you!


  34. - SE Mayor - Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 2:25 pm:

    Captain D Bag


  35. - Boone's is Back - Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 2:26 pm:

    Unfortunate son


  36. - Honeybear - Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 2:28 pm:

    Take it down sea lawyer.
    Navy Regulation 1401
    This is on your twitter page which is both
    Personal and political

    Lt. Honeybear


  37. - Pot calling kettle - Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 2:39 pm:

    No caption. It needs cartoon action hero music.


  38. - Six Degrees of Separation - Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 2:46 pm:

    Every once in a while, a Mark Fairchild, Arthur Jones, or Kash Jackson shows up on the ballot unexpectedly.


  39. - Anonymous - Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 2:50 pm:

    Sent the picture to one of my bubble..submariner friends. He says that the bottom insignia is the Deep Submergence insignia. I snickered at the irony. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep_Submergence_insignia


  40. - 47th Ward - Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 2:55 pm:

    In the navy
    Yes, you can sail the seven seas
    In the navy
    Yes, you can put your mind at ease


  41. - b-non - Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 2:59 pm:

    Eh, not sure about using the uniform as part of a political ad? More guidance here:

    https://www.army.mil/article/71574/rules_restrict_political_activity_by_dod_personnel


  42. - Nick Name - Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 2:59 pm:

    “I’m a libertarian. Here’s me wearing one of the uniforms of the largest federal bureaucracy.”


  43. - Anonymous - Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 3:10 pm:

    From one former NCO to another, civvies are the correct attire. Get yourself right and remove your uniform from political advertising. You are setting a poor example.


  44. - Uncle Merkin - Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 3:16 pm:

    Now instead of HOPE on the bottom, maybe something about being a deadbeat on child support?


  45. - Albany Park Patriot - Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 3:21 pm:

    I think I got high looking at that thing.


  46. - Ragman - Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 3:22 pm:

    What’s that weird mark on his chest, what battle did he win to get that one, the battle of the BM?? and the mud on his face?? Couldn’t he have washed before the artist drew his pic??


  47. - Arthur Andersen - Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 3:26 pm:

    Kashed Out.


  48. - Shevek - Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 3:27 pm:

    @b-non - Not saying it’s OK, but he’s Navy not Army.


  49. - DeseDemDose - Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 3:27 pm:

    Disturbing.


  50. - Commonsense in Illinois - Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 3:32 pm:

    I try not to make fun of veterans or those willing to put themselves out there by running for public office.

    But wow…just wow.


  51. - Jeffrey - Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 3:35 pm:

    The next governor


  52. - A Jack - Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 3:44 pm:

    Since he appears to be a submariner, perhaps that big square object on his chest is a radiation badge. I think he may have gotten a few too many rads.


  53. - b-non - Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 3:45 pm:

    Shevek: it shouldn’t matter what service he was in. Policies like that are DOD-wide and not service-specific.


  54. - West Side the Best Side - Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 3:45 pm:

    Was he in the Scottish navy with Braveheart


  55. - Jocko - Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 3:45 pm:

    Kash “Dirty Jobs” Jackson should know that his lapel ribbons look like a back of a shirtless man.


  56. - Wensicia - Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 4:35 pm:

    Turn on your black light to get the full effect.


  57. - Thomas Zane Stepp - Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 6:40 pm:

    Lol this guy has a slightly better chance than Bob “three states” Marshall.


  58. - Near West side - Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 6:47 pm:

    CHANGE (your name)


  59. - Glengarry - Monday, Jul 9, 18 @ 6:52 pm:

    Where’s the jail bars?


  60. - B Griff - Wednesday, Jul 11, 18 @ 2:26 pm:

    It seems people like to perform exercises in futility. Choosing the same course of action and expecting different results is a fail every time. Someone steps up and voices change and it’s a roast instead of focusing on the long history of governers that have failed us, some earning convictions. Go ahead. Maintain the status quo. Vote for Rauner or pritzger. I love seeing people set the future for repeat failure.


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